@eksangha1 I don't know the stats for the 2004-2008 elections, but typically only half of the viable voters do go vote. And then something like 47% of them voted for Kerry. So we're talking something like 25% of viable voters voted for Bush.
@eksangha1 Not to be rude, but did you even read my comment? Because of the 50% of eligible voters who actually voted, more voted for Bush than Kerry, but Bush didn't win by much. As I said, around 25-30% of Americans voted for him. That was enough for him to win.
@eksangha1 47% of people who voted, voted for Kerry. 53% of people who voted, voted for Bush. If only half of viable voters vote, and slightly more than half of that vote, than about 25% of all voters voted for Bush.
Hilarious, I loved it. But now I'm looking at it and thinking it's right-tilted, Kerry seems to be mentioning "purple hearts" and "Bush is stupid" while Bush seems a bit more varied.
Sometimes I wonder where we would be right now if Kerry won in '04. Honestly, I think he would still be in office right now, and we would be in a state of prosperity. But hey, thats just my opinion.
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I just thought I'd read through the comments to prove a point and yup it's only the right wing nutjobs who missed the fact this clip has a go at both sides equally. Right wing nutjobs, dumb as door knobs as they say lol
I DON'T ! Reagan cost me my full-time job. Bush kept me from getting even a part time job ! I sent out resumes, but the clowns didn't even acknowledge their receipt. I now have a small part-time job.
You guys are awesome!!! i loveeeeeeee your videos... i use to have this as my ringtone!!! I cant wait to see your 2012 video!!!! I am a diehard Liberal but love the satire in your videos!!!! SOOO FUNNY!!!!! YOU ARE NUMBER 1 IN MY BOOK!!!
@TheRealVirtual93 Thanks but Walmart is already parodied as "Mal-mart" at 1:47. Exxon becomes "Nexxo", "Big Buy" is Best Buy, Wendy's becomes "Mendy's", K Mart => J Mart, etc., the only one I don't know is what "Buy Crap" is supposed to be.
If Bush was an idiot than the guy in there now is an absolute moron. Everyone that wanted Hope and Change found out that change isn't always good and are hoping BamBam is gone in 2012. This guy makes Carter look like a Saint.
After years of watching this video, (like gbmack2000 ive been re-watching this since it first came out in around 4th grade) I still dont get the "more waffles than a house of pancakes" joke. the line itself is hillarious, but is it a pun on G.W's stupidity, or what?
a waffle is an indecision. Kerry was criticized for being a pussy, mainly. The word play is most likely there because it flows. That's my interpretation.
@RicketsXXII besides being a type of cake, a waffle is also "A failure to make up one's mind". It's a reference to the accusation of flip-flopping behavior on Kerry's side.
@RicketsXXII Sorry, Rickets, I have to comment: To Waffle in this case is being used as a verb meaning to be evasive or vague.....something demonstrated by most politicians in my opinion.
This video is hilarious, I'm not an american but this video was the first I had heard of John Kerry. I think we all can't really take ourselves too seriously.
"Doesn't having 3 purple hearts mean you are a really shitty soldier. Like getting injured 3 times in enemy fire just shows you dont know how to duck!"
no. it means he got injured and didn't go home like a pussy and kept fighting and got hurt 2 more times
he didn't get 5 deferments like dick pussy cheney
and where was bush during the war? out driving drunk into a hedge
"This land was my land... -_-"
"BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND! >:D"
...
Don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I'll do both.
rickneil01 1 day ago
Still the absolute peak of Jibjab greatness. They have never hit this level of pure awesome since.
Stiletos 2 days ago
this land belongs to you and me!....oh and dick cheney to
armychief11 3 days ago
The original viral video.
hyperacti 3 days ago
GO TEXAS AND YOUR YUMMY CATTLE!
kiya46107 4 days ago
1:42 "this land was my land..." "BUT NOW IT'S OUR LAND!!!" x)
HalvLion 4 days ago
ha ha if they made this a year ago they could say the "Gulf Stream waters" and show the BP oil spill...
AngelofDeath000013 5 days ago
This is cetchy, gotta love politics, with out it we wouldn't have these parodys.
PowerpunkGz 6 days ago
8 years later and I still laugh.
VolunteerLS110 6 days ago 4
1:50 lol
DeathByVlogz 1 week ago
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AngelofDeath000013 1 week ago
haha! I love Texas
DippedNcheese 1 week ago
People who like bush clearly don't get the message.
sgtwok 1 week ago
lol poor indian
CtrolokDoncov 1 week ago
Bush does truly kick ass
TaylorHound 1 week ago
I miss bush
SusayyQ 1 week ago
Love it!!!!
bfljax 1 week ago
love this one as well as dc
ice7647 1 week ago
We will rule over all this land and we will call it...THIS LAND
gfbl2013 2 weeks ago
lololololololol
JaggerB2001 2 weeks ago
lolololol
JaggerB2001 2 weeks ago
Who cares about the 3 purple hearts
booster0121 2 weeks ago
This land belongs to rednecks.
AvengerofBronze 2 weeks ago 9
Haha when he said "you're a pinko commie," I heard "you're a pink Okami" and thought "AMATERASU AND ISSUN 2012!"
SalientK 2 weeks ago
@SalientK xD.
I wish Amaterasu and Issun were real.
1tobedoneX 1 week ago
diz land belongs 2 da red indIANS lol
Nghaka123 2 weeks ago
to the new york isl-what i do!
MissMuffinToYou 2 weeks ago
Beautiful. Just *sniff* beautiful.
michaelangelo323 2 weeks ago
LMFAO 8.95 for gasoline
Chamiliharry 2 weeks ago
1:46 ill be back that's termination extermination you don't exist
Chamiliharry 2 weeks ago
"And yes it's true that I kick ass!" Lol
Frostdrgn2 2 weeks ago
i hope to see alot of satires in this election
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lol the Howard Dean scream!
mclaine33 2 weeks ago
I wish they would do a similar video now just like this with Obama and Romney.
AnthonyJPiccione 2 weeks ago
i love woody guthrie
TomThumbsBlues1965 2 weeks ago
this is like the first jibjab video i ever saw, its still the best in my opinion
roddy116 2 weeks ago
I like Bush, he may be different, but having perhaps the toughest job in the world, you'd act weird to...
George W. Bush all the way!
KAM32296 3 weeks ago
all the dumbasses voted for bush so america is mostly made of dumbasses
eksangha1 3 weeks ago
@eksangha1 I don't know the stats for the 2004-2008 elections, but typically only half of the viable voters do go vote. And then something like 47% of them voted for Kerry. So we're talking something like 25% of viable voters voted for Bush.
Scorch247ftw 3 weeks ago
@Scorch247ftw so then how did bush win
eksangha1 3 weeks ago
@eksangha1 Not to be rude, but did you even read my comment? Because of the 50% of eligible voters who actually voted, more voted for Bush than Kerry, but Bush didn't win by much. As I said, around 25-30% of Americans voted for him. That was enough for him to win.
Scorch247ftw 3 weeks ago
@Scorch247ftw yes i see it it says 47% voted for kerry and 25% voted for bush
eksangha1 2 weeks ago
@eksangha1 47% of people who voted, voted for Kerry. 53% of people who voted, voted for Bush. If only half of viable voters vote, and slightly more than half of that vote, than about 25% of all voters voted for Bush.
Scorch247ftw 2 weeks ago
@Scorch247ftw now it makes sence you suck at explaining
eksangha1 1 week ago
@eksangha1 It doesn't help that I'm typing and not talking.
Scorch247ftw 1 week ago
:D YES! I saw this video with my little brother years ago and I have been searching for it ever since!!
333Dawncomet333 3 weeks ago
i gotta say that was hilarious
krauserowns94 3 weeks ago
I miss this type of animation. Jibjab need to make more of these. and less of those stupid puppets.
1Nespc 3 weeks ago 35
I love how easily "Three Purple Hearts" fits in just about everywhere. XD
SarcasticTofu 3 weeks ago
To the New York Isl- *SLAP!* What'd I do?
thedevonator1 3 weeks ago
from California, to the New York Ave *slap* WHAT DID I DO??? XD
sugarplum10001 3 weeks ago
@1:44, the gas prices crack me up
everfangomanga 3 weeks ago
*slap* oh What i do?
Darkforce2K 3 weeks ago
oh lol
Darkforce2K 3 weeks ago
I laughed at the part when it was, "This land was my land... BUT NOW ITS OUR LAND!!!"
TwilightChick8D 3 weeks ago
273 people have no land
TwilightChick8D 3 weeks ago
Just curious, how many purple hearts did John Kerry win again?
MrRahulramki 3 weeks ago
@MrRahulramki,
3 purple hearts
MegaClam1 3 weeks ago
writen directed by Gregg & Evan Spiridellis !!! Χαιρετισματα απο την Πατριδα
aekole2 4 weeks ago
he wrote Massachusetts on New York. Isn't that stupid.
AmyEtv 4 weeks ago
I'm watching this vid all the weay from new years of 2011.
HamonLord 1 month ago
Hilarious, I loved it. But now I'm looking at it and thinking it's right-tilted, Kerry seems to be mentioning "purple hearts" and "Bush is stupid" while Bush seems a bit more varied.
yabbaguy 1 month ago
I love Clinton saying "What did I do?" all the while palming the woman's right boob. *laughs*
KingsKnight7 1 month ago 2
O and dick Cheney too
MrLockhart213 1 month ago
funny how in the intro that Bush made fun of massachusetts yet his father came there (look it up)
Bmaster1001 1 month ago
...From California, to the New Your Isl...*slap!* What I Do?!
twecman 1 month ago 3
chicken nuggets
jef1371 1 month ago
@jef1371 Who are you?
RichManSCTV 3 weeks ago
Who knew that politics could be so interesting.
skillz6591 1 month ago
haha xD
ahyAyumi99 1 month ago
this is true and funny as hell :)
THEWORLDOFMEEP 1 month ago
oh god its Jon Edwards
damileslol 1 month ago
jibjab tells the truth about the world hahhahahaahahh
lexilm 1 month ago
This used to be my land, then I took an arrow in the knee...
MegaRammstein7 1 month ago
@MegaRammstein7
Oh, how I hate YouTube memes!
shelton705 1 month ago
@shelton705 Oh no!!! You're going to be that guy?
MegaRammstein7 1 month ago
Funny how Kerry's and Bush's land are really one in the same.
crimsonator 1 month ago
wow, this is the first time i have seen this video in 4 years, thanks jay leno.
chevy92blue 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you still remember when this was on the news.
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AGuyInAHat 1 month ago
This land was my land....BUT NOW ITS OUR LAND!
mrshawn16 1 month ago 76
@mrshawn16 This land was my land... but then I took an arrow to the knee
YouAreACommunist 3 weeks ago
Nut jobs and wieners. Still so relevant! Great work!
wilsoncombatgrl 1 month ago
Stupid republicans! :)
sophiesammi 1 month ago
Sometimes I wonder where we would be right now if Kerry won in '04. Honestly, I think he would still be in office right now, and we would be in a state of prosperity. But hey, thats just my opinion.
XXaPlankOfWoodXX 1 month ago
this video is awesome
gayapple146 1 month ago
euh.. this video is weird. right? ... right?... i do more like minecraft XD
sjorsenlapje 1 month ago
best video jibjab has made :D
MrZeletDude 1 month ago
damn, i remember watching this when it first came out... it's even better than it was back then!!!
AwesomeInEveryDrop 1 month ago
umm.... I don't think it's appropriate to put swear words in a cartoon.. that is if kids are going to watch it. GREAT VIDEO!! though.. :)
angrybirds123raa 1 month ago
This is how epic rap battles of history started
amomo96 1 month ago
we were gonna be screwd either either way....just saying...
areoblast43o9 1 month ago
He said that he won 3purlple hearts 3 times
multiterminator101 1 month ago
@multiterminator101 that's the point.
cmt2813 1 month ago
To the New York isl SMACK what i do
fhebert12 1 month ago
Very video, George Bush has to get thevlast word in and Bill Clinton always get a smack in the face lol
90210redneck 1 month ago
I Love How My Social Studies Teacher Put This On And Then He Turned It Off When It Had The Guy Biting The Red Thing Lmao,!!!!!!!!!
selenagomezrox75 1 month ago
how bush ever got elected i will never know
gonzalez108 1 month ago
@gonzalez108
Well he is more a man of action.
but he is not always making the right decision.
i believe that the reason he got re-elected was because he wanted to kick AL-qaidas ass so hard you could see it from space
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Ghostlymuso 1 month ago
0:40 im very sorry John Kerry i can see some calculation errors but bush is abslotly right
turner2123 1 month ago
any of the dislikers got slapped (what i do?)
MissyFlesky123 1 month ago
I'm getting the vague notion that Kerry perhaps won three purple hearts... nah, that couldn't be it.
PadraikKasier 1 month ago
Of couse at 0:55 Bush is in the handicapped spot!!
TheMisfits131 1 month ago
At 0:40, did anyone think it was Clinton
TheMisfits131 1 month ago
I just thought I'd read through the comments to prove a point and yup it's only the right wing nutjobs who missed the fact this clip has a go at both sides equally. Right wing nutjobs, dumb as door knobs as they say lol
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God I miss Bush.....
AirForcedude5 2 months ago 30
I DON'T ! Reagan cost me my full-time job. Bush kept me from getting even a part time job ! I sent out resumes, but the clowns didn't even acknowledge their receipt. I now have a small part-time job.
And I always vote Democrat !
EmmetEarwax 1 month ago
@EmmetEarwax Like Fernando Valenzuela once said, "Be esmart, estay in eschool"
SamanthaNathan 1 month ago
@EmmetEarwax
You do realize that both parties are controlled by the same people right. Do us all a favor and vote for Ron Paul in 2012 if you want prosperity.
PlaystFreak 1 month ago
@AirForcedude5
That way, we could be engaged with Iran right now...how fun.
Informer3X 1 month ago 2
@AirForcedude5 I know, it was easy to make jokes about the President when he was in office.
whitebishop1 1 month ago 4
@AirForcedude5 If you mean in these videos, I can agree. If you mean in the white house........I'm pretty sure you're the only one O_o
rappingbagel 1 month ago 22
@AirForcedude5 Why?
xXdrummer90xX 1 month ago
@AirForcedude5 oh and Dick Cheney too. ;-D
flapjackrabbit 1 month ago
@AirForcedude5 Whatever, they are both assassins anyway.
SirXdrake 1 month ago
@AirForcedude5 I hope you're talking about pussy...
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@AirForcedude5
God, I don't.....
shelton705 1 month ago
@AirForcedude5 As much as I hate to admit it, compared to the current crop of GOP candidates, I do as well.
nst101 1 month ago
@nst101 I agree bush was just dim these folks are nucking futs lol
darkwarriorkane 1 month ago
@AirForcedude5
he was hilarious and the world loved to hate him.
wiseye61 1 month ago
1:14 - 1:21 Is this what we call the news? :D
reddeadfriend 2 months ago
Dumb ass
littlejimmer23 2 months ago
Lol
littlejimmer23 2 months ago
You guys are awesome!!! i loveeeeeeee your videos... i use to have this as my ringtone!!! I cant wait to see your 2012 video!!!! I am a diehard Liberal but love the satire in your videos!!!! SOOO FUNNY!!!!! YOU ARE NUMBER 1 IN MY BOOK!!!
cather76 2 months ago
Oh, and Dick Cheney too.
ilikelaptops 2 months ago
"Liberal Weiner" takes on an entirely new meaning now...
TheAdmiralPancake 2 months ago 2
HAHA! I've long thought this one was the best JibJab ever did!! tofurlez33, you are right - It NEVER gets old!
phoebecatgirl 2 months ago
Oh great now I'll just have to find Hyperdog456's comment..
Norsken18 2 months ago
AWESOMEST JIBJAB EVER!!!!!!! THE CLASSIC!
littlebeagle2277 2 months ago
This never gets old
tofurulez33 2 months ago
I love the way he says "Stupid Dumbass" lol
VaticanAssassion 2 months ago
was the purple heart thing his gib selling point or somthing? i dont remember
dittodanger 2 months ago
it weird how there mouths move
LanieZebbie 2 months ago
@LanieZebbie *their
spoonalisk 2 months ago
Hopefully this video will be preserved as a piece of American history for generations to come.
deltaray3 2 months ago 145
1:50
he always bein slapped xD
graystriperules8 2 months ago
Haha I remember watching this all the time during their campaigns..
Was this before or after Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face?
peasouplaura 2 months ago
at 1:47, what is "Buy Crap!" meant to be a parody of?
championofcathay 2 months ago
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Predfan627 2 months ago
@championofcathay Wal-Mart
TheRealVirtual93 2 months ago
@TheRealVirtual93 Thanks but Walmart is already parodied as "Mal-mart" at 1:47. Exxon becomes "Nexxo", "Big Buy" is Best Buy, Wendy's becomes "Mendy's", K Mart => J Mart, etc., the only one I don't know is what "Buy Crap" is supposed to be.
championofcathay 2 months ago
Texaco gas stations.
Jeice66613 2 months ago
LOLOLOLOL
* Bill Grabing Girls Titts* * Bill Gets Slaped By Hillary*
Bill; WHATA DO ?
TROLOLOLOL xD
DropDead1813 2 months ago
bill naver gets no break
thewolfy21 2 months ago in playlist More videos from JibJab
so...john kerry won three purple hearts?
thestorniolo 2 months ago
Now, wasn't that brilliant?
Badgaldinger 2 months ago
1:48 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kungfuguy27 2 months ago
@Kungfuguy27 lol ikr thats my fav part
saudiprettygirl 2 months ago
es cualquier cosa
federicojrt 2 months ago
Arnold's "from california" really cracked me up haha
KingRaaa95 2 months ago
job jab are really republican lol
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"...to the New York Isl- (smack!) what'd I do?"
supeusername 2 months ago
If Bush was an idiot than the guy in there now is an absolute moron. Everyone that wanted Hope and Change found out that change isn't always good and are hoping BamBam is gone in 2012. This guy makes Carter look like a Saint.
Deerehunter1 2 months ago
@Deerehunter1 Amen!
xXGOHHH123Xx 2 months ago
hahahahaha you're a U.N pussy hahahaha, this video is so hilarious!!! just for the sake of fun hahahaha.
pelican1423 2 months ago
Bill Clinton made this song.
"What I do?"
Elementer117 2 months ago
I can't see what else Bush could have done to fuck up our country...
grifburk 2 months ago
Clinton is always in the vids
WEEZY601 2 months ago
Anyone else notice he put the brain in sideways?
Raven12516 2 months ago
rofl 1:46 8.95 for gas
Crom9000 2 months ago
The Clinton part still gets me every time.
MarshallTheFish 3 months ago 2
In the jibjab videos, Bush always writes with crayons. lol
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After years of watching this video, (like gbmack2000 ive been re-watching this since it first came out in around 4th grade) I still dont get the "more waffles than a house of pancakes" joke. the line itself is hillarious, but is it a pun on G.W's stupidity, or what?
RicketsXXII 3 months ago 2
@RicketsXXII
a waffle is an indecision. Kerry was criticized for being a pussy, mainly. The word play is most likely there because it flows. That's my interpretation.
MrJahka 3 months ago
@RicketsXXII besides being a type of cake, a waffle is also "A failure to make up one's mind". It's a reference to the accusation of flip-flopping behavior on Kerry's side.
brucevdk 2 months ago
@RicketsXXII Sorry, Rickets, I have to comment: To Waffle in this case is being used as a verb meaning to be evasive or vague.....something demonstrated by most politicians in my opinion.
This video is hilarious, I'm not an american but this video was the first I had heard of John Kerry. I think we all can't really take ourselves too seriously.
pacificprospector 2 months ago
I miss Bush
ShalemariTV 3 months ago
about 100 of the 2,353,035 views this video has are mine lol
PetarReviews 3 months ago
1:45 $9 a gallon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
turtlemustangnick 3 months ago
scratch that 1:02 not 1:00
jackwagon257 3 months ago
i wish i could have 1:00 as a ring tone
jackwagon257 3 months ago
i remember when this was out in 2004...
saftig6 3 months ago
and we all know how well Bush administradet
KabutoOfTheSound6 3 months ago
press 8 fast top get a free blow job from your choice =D
soencerowns 3 months ago
ANd yes its true I won it thrice!
missedthelikebutton 3 months ago
wath program do you use for the animation
zacolique1 3 months ago
I miss Bush
ShalemariTV 3 months ago
1:20 that just means that you got shot in the ass 3 times
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"Doesn't having 3 purple hearts mean you are a really shitty soldier. Like getting injured 3 times in enemy fire just shows you dont know how to duck!"
no. it means he got injured and didn't go home like a pussy and kept fighting and got hurt 2 more times
he didn't get 5 deferments like dick pussy cheney
and where was bush during the war? out driving drunk into a hedge
VD54K 3 months ago
1:24 Howard Dean.... BYAAAAAAH!
GIazed 3 months ago