Avatar Kinect Microsoft CES Keynote

[murdoch201]

1:09 : Kolonel Mitchell from Stargate SG-1 =)

[AnimeNanashi]

Its too bad the avatar at the start of the video was animated in advance, probably by hand. The current Kinect build doesn't have high enough resolution to resolve finger positions. When you see the commercial, notice how the hands are locked in one pose. Maybe the Kinect 2 :P

[Tokanawa]

So...more reasons to stay inside and not socialize?

[Thebill2006]

I have avatar

kinect but it can't get my smile or laugh.

[nomyaw]

he makes big brother seem koo

[IvanArantes2]

looks good,but i still want a ps3 to play GoW and Metal Gear ;p

[MrCaioable]

forever alone's best friend *kinect

[confusioncaption]

lol people are yelling at their tvs

[DKDonkeyKong99]

Hasn't anyone noticed????? It is coming soon on Kinect Fun Labs!

[Giok8]

It's spring....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

[cryptoarbiter]

I saw it could track fingers too, Now i can flip people of from the other side of the world :3

[134JumpMan]

66,666 views..... I don't think I'm subscribing 0_0

[SKULLSISTHATNIGGA]

Xbox lie to damn much its still aint here

[AnEpicGinger]

it's almost summer...HURRY UP!!

[TheRoflAzn]

so where's avatar kinect? It's summer now!

[JosephChrist863]

Is this going to be ab update, or just an app download?

[lineautox]

not hear yet :.(

[RockBand971]

This is going to bring a lot of fun... at least 1 day until everyone gets bored.

[rTxMoNsTeRz]

Masturbation just went virtual :)

[jrp1234657]

@adamzaz and USuckMyMothaFuckinAss. Can both of you calm down your both being like overreactive and racist.

[Matak12]

cool

[ordealbyfire]

"And... we'll do it like no one else can." ...thhhhhAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! hahahahaha!!! /michaelscott

[seerrrgggiio]

look like a good place to make a podcast :D

[LarrySegale]

omg virtual sex.

[LarrySegale]

OMG, virtua sex

[Acellio]

this looks fucking stupid steve baldmer. just a chatroom about current events but others get to see your actions. *punches wall* do not want

[ferchivas14]

cuando estara disponible avatar kinect o ya esta

[lilvkxjr]

cool



[chrisybwell]

ZOMG, VIRTUAL FISTING!

[LanceWinslow5]

Impressive technology, mega-applications - diplomacy, education, business meetings, interviews, etc. - not to mention all the fun for the masses.

[Zipstacracksta]

The ducks are going DOOOWWWN!!! >:}

[Sinius333]

The actors are so fucking fake... -______-'

[sunshine777888]

This is wrong in so many ways. What will happen with face to face contact, are people now going to be hidden behind there avatars for the rest of there lives!!! This also reminds me of the scene in gamer when the fat sweaty man is controlling a woman avatar.

[fapp2]

@sunshine777888 Aren't they already hidden behind their Facebook or Youtube? ;-)

[sunshine777888]

@fapp2 That is true

[pimpoutmysandwich]

Yess! I cant wait! lol

[juggernaut725]

WE'RE GOING TO FAR PEOPLE! WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS! Have fun with your robot apocalypse once Microsoft makes avatars real and begin taking over the world.

[pimpoutmysandwich]

@juggernaut725 ok.

[juggernaut725]

@pimpoutmysandwich RUUUUUUUUUUN!

[ConorJamesDavies]

im thinking about getting kinect for my birthday is it worth my money ???

[MrClemo96]

They didn't have this program installed in the Kinect Sensor straight out of the box so offline users had to pay extra (for Xbox Live) to be able to download it...

[FuckMeBlind69]

kinect = fastest selling product in history

8 million sold

boom....headshot to the haters

[torchic678]

@FuckMeBlind69 do they have a single game with something remotely dangerous?

[RockBand971]

@FuckMeBlind69 So?

[david1991rules4life]

@FuckMeBlind69 that's a very general and probably wrong statement, as you just said "product in history" that could belong to something else.

[davitpr2]

@FuckMeBlind69 Justin Bieber has millions of fans around the world; Twilight movies make millions of dollars, does that make it good? No! It just means there's a lot of stupid people that like stupid things like Kinect.

[umaradam]

i wonder if u can wave the old middle finger at someone on this avatar thing

[chitosworld010]

this reminds me of that movie surrogates

[FuckMeBlind69]

KINECT - It only does EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

[SLEAZY808]

@FuckMeBlind69

Yeah! Except playing good games.

[RezzaNL]

This is gay

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@RezzaNL it sure as hell is

[mafatu32]

I don't get whats so bad, it utilizes your avatar to do what you do almost exactly. That is amazing. The haters are probably just jealous or in denial or something.

[SH4D0WS74LK]

Ok, I'm loving the new xbox live!

[bennyboybackup8]

OMG =D

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

I have a Kinect, but this is super fucking gay

[adamzez]

Gosh. Its one of those features thats very uselss but very cool. If I get a kinect, I'll have to check this out.

Though, knowing my douchebag friends. they will try to run over to you and try to hump your avatar

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez You cant move out of the seat apparently, so humping wont happen

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss

Maybe not on this exact avatar app. But youre crazy if you think something wont come out where you can.

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez I was talking about this avatar app.. but I honestly dont give a damn if they do or dont come out with an app that allows your avatar to move around freely (or hump people) because I wont be using it if its anything like this..

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss i dont think your mom, I, or microsoft cares if you do or dont use this app. just sayin' homie

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez LOL well thats good for you, MS, and my mom (who doesnt even know about this app to begin with).. You can continue to look forward to your avatar humping, though, because you seem to care enough about that. Just sayin homie..

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss I will not look forward to it. I do not care about it at all. Your mom does know about it, I told her last time. It is not good for me or MS... alrighty buddy :)

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez You told my mom that you like avatar humping? Oh, well I guess she does know then, but she doesn't care... Youre right it ISNT good for you or MS is nobody cares for the app, since you think that avatar humping is inevitable and MS wont make money Now stop commenting you spic... youre lame

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss

go kill yourself and then lets talk :)

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez No, how bout I kill your punk ass first bitch? :-) I think that'll work much better

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss If you ever laid on eyes me, you would feel really stupid for saying that...

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez LMAO oooohhh yeah you have me so scared right now... you little bitch.. Id just pop a cap in ur punk ass faggot

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss I like how you get dumber in every new comment. you're embarrasing yourself. put some shoes on.

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez I already smashed you bitch... I like how you fake like youre hard, but youre on here talking about avatar humping LOL.. Little bitch stfu already or come to where im at pussy

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss you smashin me? just talkin trash to me. i'll get more hits on your ass then rhapsody. sayin you'll bust a cap in me. you sound like the joker, but we aint in batman's city. or you could just suck my mother fucken ass, homie. ;)

[adamzez]

@adamzez boom chicka ba be boom boom ka click aclack boom chicka boom unts unts boom click clack.

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez LOL u fuckin corny bitch.. just shutup..

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss I was mocking you and how dumb your ass sounds. You're telling someone to come to your city to fight you. And you're cursing at someone over and over via internet. And you keep embarrasing yourself and you think you are bad ass and strong for doing it. Anyone can look at your username and tell you're an idiot who is going to be in the exact same place you are now for the rest of your life.

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez LOL Are you fucking slow? Did your dumbass just get off the short yellow bus?? Oh nevermind your just some dumb, dirty Mexican who cant comprehend English. Take your dirty ass back to Mexico. Youre the one who started this bullshit in the first place.. I said nothing then you started talkin smart and about my mom and shit.. Fuck you bitch go learn how to read you cunt.

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss does your memory only last 1 day? i made a comment on this page about my friends and this ap and then you started commenting on it. Me and a couple of other youtube users debated, and we all came to the agreement that you should delete your youtube account to prevent further selfhumiliation.

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

@adamzez You debated with other youtube users? ROFL That just proves how lame you and your little friends are faggot.. Like I said take your dumb dirty ass back to Mexico u fuckin homo.. I did start commenting but nothing I said was malicious until your dumb fuckboy ass started talkin smart about how u or my mom doesnt care if I use this app.. GO READ THE COMMENTS U FUCKIN IDIOT.. Im done wit your dumb ass

[adamzez]

@USuckMyMuthaFucknAss hey meet me at disney world in orlando flordia in 1 week exactly. i will deal with your stupid ass in front of mickey mouse and the children.

[Landscape97]

これでカードゲームでも遊びながらできたら最高だね。

[sammelief1]

cooooooooooooool

[semplew]

We can now truly "party" on Xbox Live!

[mrFragaz]

wow finally a way to make your avatar masterbate...

[semplew]

@mrFragaz One of the first things I thought of! My dreams have finally come true!

[mrFragaz]

@semplew lolz

[Goldhawkstar]

@mrFragaz ^ Your comment seriously made me lol, i gotta say

[PathfinderLinden]

This is going to finally make virtual worlds a very viable communication medium. Google for "How the metaverse was won" and you'll see why.

[kickassmage]

can i plz have my Xbox that plays Video Games back plz?

[KatrinaCabrera]

So...Xbox fags...how's it feel now that KINECT is causing RROD?

[mrshokkz]

@KatrinaCabrera ps3 fanboy? go have a fap over yur dead ps3 network

[semplew]

@mrshokkz I think you'll find it's called, "Playstation" Network.

[mishaal444]

oh come on guys at least its free

[wicky42]

"Includes over 15 creative sets" - what, can't they count? I mean, surely SOMEONE in the dev team knows how many sets they've made XD

Throw in the ability to make your own sets with dynamic content (video streams, interactive content) and they've got something pretty special.

Let's see if the Move can answer this...

[wicky42]

"Includes over 15 creative sets" - what, can't they count? I mean, surely SOMEONE in the dev team knows how many sets they've made XD

Throw in the ability to make your own sets with dynamic content (video streams, interactive content) and they've got something pretty special.

Let's see if the Move can answer this...

[BoringBread]

@BlazeArceus777 it would be cool, but I can't see it happening. But I would like Sony to use modnation as an avatar for psn, and have a game like modnation sports that uses the move. Personally, I hated sports champions, and it would be cool if it did happen and u could create your own sports haha

[BoringBread]

1:13 this is obviously acted she has her left hand up, and it comes up her right hand on-screen.

[BlazeArceus777]

If Sony makes their own KINECT-like device, it will probably use the PS Eye and two small motion sensors on the sides. This could create more accurate movement, since it wouldn't be all up front. But I also picture that instead of avatars, it would be used inva chat room in some new ModNation game, with your ModNation avatar. WOULD BE COOL!

[steelfoe]

I thought this was going to be a last bender game for kinnect. I wanted to be an earth bender.

[steelfoe]

Avatar kinnect? F u microsoft! You made me think I was going to get to be an earth bender.

[USuckMyMuthaFucknAss]

this is gay as shit

[yeinel]

What if i put my penis on screen?

[157rodrigopaz]

ps2 PES 2011 rolinho de elastico com C.Ronaldo watch?v=5_ZPxdj1QHY

[Ulex94]

kinda gay

[BeantownGamer]

subscribe to Beantown Gamer on Youtube! We randomly give away Prizes! If we hit 40 subscribers tonight Ill give away Dead Space Ignition for Xbox 360!

[Dorarnae666]

at 1:27, is it me, or her avatar is going to sit and the girl is already.....so i supose it's just a room with different background?(i mean you cant walk around ect...)

[dragonlor01]

Dear god this looked terrible

[Dorarnae666]

will be free for all xbox live gold member LOL, i hope it's free, arent you paying already if you have gold membership?

[TJMaRsHiN]

finger movements



[xxXST0N3DXxx]

is this Sci-Fi like the first Project Natal commercial?

[ZebraHeadFanSDG]

Not Impressed...

[xoxoEmuhxoxo]

AVATAR KINECT = PSN HOME meh

[segr3do]

The most funny thing is he didnt make that on live.... afraid of his own technology?

[KamikazeKameel]

I can finnaly jerk off in public! :)

[3wademiami]

@KamikazeKameel u gay

[Skatrman32]

@KamikazeKameel oh no, it's like chatroulette with avatars!

[JohnnyK98k]

This is what the Kinect SHOULD'VE been out of the box! Ah, well. I like the idea of Avatar Kinect, kind of like Habbo Hotel... But I'd like to see fantasy environments/worlds where you can walk around and talk to strangers or something.

[RizzyWow]

pretty much proves whyy Kinect isn't an eyetoy

[GetPatriotized]

@RizzyWow

you'd rather use this instead of an actual video chat?

[Skatrman32]

@GetPatriotized Actually yes I would, this puts you in a virtual environment with the rest of the people, so instead of people being on seperate screens in their own rooms, it creates the impression of everyone hanging out in the same place when you can't actually hang out in person at the moment.

[MajorDisaster4u]

Free for Gold members doesn't Gold members pay for Live?

[tutubrain]

@MajorDisaster4u Thats the whole point of Gold, to make you pay for things that should be free.

[mafatu32]

@MajorDisaster4u 2 Comments ya, but paying for live is what got Xbox 360 all the new fancy gizmos we have now.

[17R3W]

Now the XBOX can make clunky X-tra normal looking videos!

[JDGlassProductions]

I am going to have WAY too much fun with this!!!

[gabynosh]

yesss i have kinect and i home it is gonna film and captre my fingers too

[LemonyVengeance]

Nice, this would be an AWESOME podcasting medium!

[Alkakaizer]

DUDE i can make my own jersey shore...

[1Alino]

lol ballmer your avatar should be litle more fat, but the rest is cool !

[Fidesnl]

Looks like an virtual AA-meeting :')

[BoOz808]

He maybe balder... but he was lot less fat!! Thumbs up if you agree!

[flyffdog]

sehr cool :)

[much444]

and as allways...: Xbox LIVE Gold only

[djpj1111]

fuck that shit xD

[evilalliancexd]

wow ist das cool wann kommt das raus???

[tFighterPilot]

@evilalliancexd He said spring...

[McInfernoSc2]

can't wait

[LadyNinjaKagero]

I can finally see the bottom of my avatar's shoes! BAM!!

[BeantownGamer]

@LadyNinjaKagero Lol I was happy about that, and the fact that I can make my avatar roll it's eyebrows. Saaahweet!