you're only saying that because you like him in these crap videos and think he's awesome.
you wouldn't say "respect the dead" if someone started making jokes about Steve Irwin or Michael Jackson. especially not in a retarded youtube poop comments page.
So..controlled burst of steam is the ultimate weapon against a truck that pulls 80.000 lbs of pressed burgers that can fix fill and seal flat-irons against onions pickles and mushrooms?
I was the 100th person to like this video!
coolraiser103 8 months ago
Gives you that burnt on look
Greenrules99 1 year ago
jibsanasteam! 0:10
LentilsOverkill 1 year ago
squishin' n' squashin'!
classicalsteve48 1 year ago
Roflcopter!
Mirage521 1 year ago
"Breathe life into dull veggie burgers with fabric!" I had to pause this vid a couple times to catch my breath from laughing so much!
AsaiMoonsault 1 year ago
"puts the power of RESTAURANT MINI BURGERS in your hand"
huntinandawhipin 1 year ago 2
19 TEENX5 95555
baozeng 1 year ago
"Stop burning Gannon, melting dinner and start flippin' and floppin'." I LOL'd.
Nixitur 1 year ago 2
one of the funniest billy mays poops i've seen in a while. congrats!
McSmijens1 1 year ago
I like wrinkled sliders
PuniperTV 1 year ago
BOGGLE
LegoKid606 1 year ago
squish squash
lightning fast, in just 1 ass.
LegoKid606 1 year ago
It instantly creates a controlled burst of 80,000lbs tractor trailers!
Bus7777 1 year ago
Lol wth?
ARmandossweetheart 1 year ago
Hahaha! "Crazy Mays!"
Goldberg1337 2 years ago 2
RESTURANT MINIBURGERS GARANTEED!
serdarguy12 2 years ago
LOL @ Crazy Mays
aertix 2 years ago 2
Bed Of Onions! lulz
PJAMAZ 2 years ago
BED OF ONIONS!
kolby386 2 years ago 3
RIP Billy Mays
UnseenAGT 2 years ago
LMAO
Stop burning Ganon and melting dinner!
xD
Morningdew1435 2 years ago
lol RESTAURANT MINIBURGERS! XD
Snipaaz 2 years ago
We'll attack you with the fabric brush free!
sporedude975 2 years ago 2
whats the phone number? lolz
BOT8275 2 years ago
remove wrinkles from restarant burgers lmfao
francocrs 2 years ago
jigadasty jigadasty jigadasty
Jamesthegod6 2 years ago
"It gives you that burnt-on look!" XD I lol'd.
Billy Mays was a hardcore pitchman.
RebelButane 2 years ago 3
CRAZY MAZE.
ccrimsonfox 2 years ago 13
HAHAHAHA this is so fucking confusing lol
3874916402 2 years ago 2
lol 69 ratings
SombraroKilla 2 years ago
But zelda,what if I don't wanna save your father?
BoneofMalkav 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dis nigger dead
MasterSkeet13121 2 years ago
Stfu you fucking retard.
BlueBajs 2 years ago
good grammar
MasterSkeet13121 2 years ago
Good spelling.
BlueBajs 2 years ago
good ass.
MasterSkeet13121 2 years ago 2
he's white, dumbass. Show your respect to the dead, you slimy piece of shit.
Arbiterisl33t69 2 years ago 4
@Arbiterisl33t69 Bullshit.
you're only saying that because you like him in these crap videos and think he's awesome.
you wouldn't say "respect the dead" if someone started making jokes about Steve Irwin or Michael Jackson. especially not in a retarded youtube poop comments page.
Vault101Reject 1 year ago
@Arbiterisl33t69 are you a idiot this was made 2 YEARS AGO
familydylan1 1 year ago
this is the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen no joke i laughed so hard i nearly puked!!!!!!! GREAT JOBB!!!!!! XD
ValFilppulaRocks51 2 years ago
lol well also ATTACK you with the fabric brush
kooljon12 2 years ago
Yeah he is confused!
KAZEEU 2 years ago
0:16 = I AM YOUR FATHER
-No! It's not TRUEEEE!!
tiolocmcgrock 2 years ago
jOIN THE CRAZE OF ME CRAZY MAYS!3:01 to 3:04 XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
856956sinewavetones 2 years ago 3
this has got to be the best youtube poop ive ever seen
mrmetalove 2 years ago
fastest way to remove wrinkles from resteraunt mini burgers!
lol at 0:21 to 0:25
mrmetalove 2 years ago
Crazy Mays haha.
yuotuberr3 2 years ago
i wanna buy
chris2thek 2 years ago
Mighty putty is not your family!
TheSunGodRa 2 years ago
The fastest, easiest, FAST & EASY!!!, safest way to remove stains from RESTAURANT MINI BURGERS!
kolby386 2 years ago
BED OF ONIONS.
Kittehkaylee 2 years ago
Lightning fast in just one ass.
Lazermuffin 2 years ago
2:43 No more chicken. Orphan!!
atoz0to9999 2 years ago
controled burst of 80,000 POUND TRAILER
booyah344 2 years ago
wow i give it to you for the work you put in im subscribing too
theitmoo1 2 years ago
"Breathe life into dull veggie burgers!"
Awesome. xD
Zinniah 2 years ago 2
BUT WAIT, I'm not done yet! Call now and i'll attack you with a fabric brush! LMAO
brandunne 2 years ago 11
@brandunne
OMG I was watching this for the 1st time,
and when I started reading your comment,that part came up XD
WhiteMexWolf 1 year ago
Omg: Crazy Mayes
MrCaCaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago
breathe life back into dull veggy burgers with fabric
chrisflorida85 2 years ago
Dripdida ste?
Christopher2398 2 years ago
My brain hurts trying to make sense of what he's advertizing.
chickennugget47895 2 years ago
Mays likes McDonalds just ask him
adj789 2 years ago
This needs a script written! XD If no one else will, I WILL!
xela12345 2 years ago
gives you that burned on look lol
revnstpaul 2 years ago
So..controlled burst of steam is the ultimate weapon against a truck that pulls 80.000 lbs of pressed burgers that can fix fill and seal flat-irons against onions pickles and mushrooms?
vettafaene 2 years ago 3
:B :B
graywolfmoon1 2 years ago
0:52 to 0:53 XD!!
PshLeah 2 years ago
STACK ATTACK.
XxGaloyxX 2 years ago
"Squish, squash, right on the hanger! =D'
'Tackle an ironing board lightning fast! =D'
'Use the power of dangerous steam to rape cheese in the epoxy and save my father! =D'
'It instantly generates a bed of onions controlled burst of 80,000-pound tractor trailer! =D'
'STOP STOP STOP STOP burning Ganon and melting dinner! =D'
"We'll also attack you with the fabric brush free! =D'
"Breathe life back into dull veggie burgers with fabric! =D'
<_<; Mental images of those things...
LunarOfTyria 2 years ago 4
"Join the craze with me, Crazy Mays!" I rofl'd at that part!
dubstar55 3 years ago
"It's safe enough for your mom's professional ass!". XD
Raakiszh 3 years ago 2
that was INCREDIBLY funny
im subscribing
pawtucketpat725 3 years ago
Your mom's professional ass, LOL!
Abrown516 3 years ago
mixxing
baozeng 3 years ago
my other favorite parts were 1:13 to 1:18, 1:48, 1:56 to 1:59, 2:02 to 2:16, 2:25 to 2:37, AND 2:58!! This video ROCKS!
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago
and join the craze with me crazy mays!
3:01 to 3:04 XDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago
join the craze of me, crazy mays XD
EnergyOfTheYouth 3 years ago 2
XD! 5 stars!
1050HzSineWaveTone 3 years ago
Put the power of restaurant mini-burgers right in the palm of your hand!
It instantly generates a bed of onions!
Bravo.
Loogaroo1 3 years ago
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arcaneaddict 3 years ago
haha i loved the burger one
ACKfilms 3 years ago
XD I love the phone number part
whattheflimflam 3 years ago
lol i say the same thing to sweet 1370's comment!
johnwarman54 3 years ago
lol you did a great job with the synching in with different clips! Bravo!
johnwarman54 3 years ago
LOL join the craze with me crazy mays
SWEET1370 3 years ago 3
LOL We'll also attack you with the fabric brush free!
atoz0to9999 3 years ago 2
lol X-Treme Billy Mays awesomeness!!
ShadowCamo7 3 years ago