Jihad Suicide Hotline - Episode 2

[Waqarmannan]

I'm not bothered about the video I can see the humorous side of it, but I am quite disgusted at some of the racist and IGNORANT comments. The dumbest thing for a person to do is believe what they are told without researching it for themselves. By research I dont mean the media. If people read the Quran or the Hadith properly they will clearly see that it promotes peace and love. The Quran tells you to be a good person, help people and be kind. I'm not saying believe me, just read for yourself.

[karlmall]

What do gay muslims get in paradise?

[IFoundIslam1]

@karlmall Little boys!

What else?

It's in the Quran and hadiths.

[MMTScorpio]

I love this stuff!

If any muslim finds this offensive, then you get offended way too easily.

Im muslim, and im laughing my fucking ass off at this shit!

[Gwynsek]

LOLOL,wondeful !!!

[330MillionGods]

How about hotlines for parents who want to cut off genitals of their daughters as practiced in the religion ?

[Lawlessuk]

Quite refreshing to see gay characters depicted.

Good to see them being accepted!

[TheBlindPig1]

fight for the state of nature, and all that is natural to florish, and all that is damned so shall be, when kingdom come. Huh crime in paradise, only democracy says you need crime or you are undemocratic, Keep up the fight, you will find your reward.

[philipofportugal]

The truth about islam.

just a lot of haters doing the hate.....if it were not true it would be funnier.

But it is still very funny.

....do they have death treats yet ?

[Redy2wear21]

lmao hilarious!! lol

[143143peace]

PLEASE download and READ THIS BOOKLET to know what is jihad

book_id=53 FROM al-mawrid PAGE

[matt26066]

It should be on Comedy Central

[bary1234]

This was marvellous :) Comedy and ridicule is the right approach for religion. Superstition deserves just laughter and shunning.

[Kidcouger2]

@SatanTheMuslim

ikr!

[Rawk4Life]

A flamboyant suicide bomber? HA HA!

[pvallesol]

everytime i have to write a paper about terrorism i always end up watching this videos!!!! XD soo funny!

[UNAVA1LABL3username]

@carameloxx ur racist. Get a life

[VidFreak2006]

hahahaha, youre hillarious,

bravo guys. Are you really from iraq?

guess not

[Jon839508]

Fucking hilarious

[sweetgothicrevenge]

lol

[carameloxx]

GAY MUSLIM,,,

[Ahmedmega10000]

@carameloxx Why do Muslim countries have the smallest amount of gays there?

[carameloxx]

@Ahmedmega10000 BECAUSE ALLAH TOOK ALOT FOR HIMSELF....DONT WORRY YOUL ONE DAY HAVE YOUR 72 GAY MAN

[Ahmedmega10000]

@carameloxx NO BECAUSE THE SMALL AMMOUNT OF GAYS IN MUSLIM COUNTRIES LIKE BEING AMONGST OTHER GAYS (THE FATHER, THE HOLY SPIRIT, THE SON)

[carameloxx]

@Ahmedmega10000 DID YOU KNOW MOHAMMED STATED THAT THE FIRST HOMU-SLIMS GO FROM MECCA TO ABISYNIA TO A CRISTIAN KING FOR HELP AND REFUGE....THE GAY KORAN SAID RESPECT THE BILE BECAUSE IT TOO IS A BOOK OF GOD...-__-

[Ahmedmega10000]

@carameloxx And in the end the christian king converted to Islam.. What a hapy end.

[carameloxx]

@Ahmedmega10000 LOL...THATS NOT IN THE KORAN

[Ahmedmega10000]

@carameloxx No that's written in history.

[carameloxx]

@Ahmedmega10000 SO THE KORAN USES OTHER BOOKS TO GET ITS FACTS RIGHT TO PEOPLE?

[Tome4kkkk]

Man, you're brilliant!

[heavnnnsent]

It just doesn't have to match. It goes under shirt.

[sweetzionist93]

lol i love it!!!

[nadiahamidi54]

hahaha jihad suicide hotline series is the best... ;p

[Crazyhaired911]

darn! lost another one!

[kierenp1992]

aha not much of a series with 3 episodes all under 2 minutes long xD but aha some funny shit :D

[AAkelt]

Should have gone to Specsavers..

[EagleEdge1]

I love the Jihad Suicide Hotline haha it's awesome!

[Talk2YouNever]

we watched this in class today on a beamer xD

omg lmfao with my girlss xD

jihad suiside hotlinee ?

[Xaveq]

''You dress bad, you make crappy video then you die'' I lol'd

[Xiahoud]

Ignorance like your is what makes the world a better place to live!!

[helalhq6]

Hello, Islam dose not allow this ok, and i am Muslim and i m proud for be

[kidcouger]

Damn Bush,He had to stop this funny show.

[bjbjbjbjbj]

islam is evil

simples

[lauraleesmithagain]

@kidcouger What do you mean? how did bush stop it?

[elchinasgarli]

@kidcouger Bush ended this show?? I HATE HIM NOW!!

[BumFunGremlin]

THIS IS FUNNY IS SHIT :L:L:L

[qwooshbag]

shut up, terrorist.

[lesterclaypool1]

Islam isn't a race, dumb fuck.

[GabhrooShakeen09]

this is islam

[barrackroll]

this train terminating at...now

[niko06nyc]

there is no bmw lol

[rohawaha]

Loved it ! Ihope the troops get to see this

Shooting them gets boreing sometimes

because their so lame, and this would brighten their day Thanks

[All82ndAmerican]

what the fuck?

[realIBeliX]

You, GIZBA! XD

[lauraloft]

Favorite lines:

"That is so last year.."

"But this is my moment"

"This is no crying in Jihad suicide bombing.."

[Poner19885]

you are Arab but not muslims is that funny?or are you cristian??

[AIG4ever]

i think its funny and i am muslim

[caniphobia]

not very funny

[EnSabbahNur]

as they should...kill the fags

[AIG4ever]

i am an arab and i think this is funny

[evilLeif87]

yes.. only in saudi arabia they kill gay people.

[latitude599]

lol, this is genius! very funny!

[CyberSmokeProduction]

lol a gay suicide bomber.

"Thats so last year...."

[allahloverkip]

this is not funny.

[melonnell123]

Actually, yes it is!

[Lightchannel]

FUCK U , VIVA IRAQ FOR EVERRRRR

[koolaidman007]

yeah because they speak SPANISH in IRAQ. wow you are retarded

[PRINCESS0RAWAN]

Haha does it matter which language he's speaking? The point was to convade his message, and why do you think he's retarded? Because he speaks Arabic and some English and Spanish? You're both retarded.

[mikeisgreen14]

Yeah, u r both retarded. The screamer Lightchannel and the wannabe-smartass PRINCESSBLAHBLAH. Have u ever just thought something u did not post? How smart is it to side with a guy screaming at every1 to "fuck u"? Yeah, this IS retarded, but without you, such nice videos wouldnt have a basis. Glad u 2 exist.

[salibiyoun]

ROFL i laughed my balls off,fukin pusy terrorist fucks

[pa1estinezfinest]

i dunno why im actually laughing loool

[heterohighelf]

because it's actually pretty funny?

[enahurr]

fuck youuu

[heterohighelf]

such a peaceful, loving thing to say. may god give you the healing you need.

[crestmere]

What is a gizbah?

[a55kika18]

it means donkey

[MicrowavedSnake]

ahah beautiful! bellissimo!

[ShogunHelios]

There is no crying in Jihad Suicide Hotline XD

[M4tan]

there is no cry in suicide bombing :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[c6gunner]

Awesome video :)

[usgop]

Funny video..subscribing to this channel!

[benben21424]

They don't make any more videos, dam!

[usgop]

Bummer!!

[TheDetective6]

Stupid Video ! Fuck America

[TQCKyle]

Was just wondering if you guys knew that there is no god? Welcome to the 21st century.

[MohummedsM8]

TQCKyle what is a God?

It;s the 21st century!

[mansformer]

Lol. Funny video.

[SilvahDot]

You guys seem to have gone to Islam humor to Jesus and Jews.

Ask me anything you wanna know I am a Jew.

[jefimovitsj]

what's the fastest way to make money? nah just kidding couldn't resist that one :P

[icislam]

Do u guys have Jewish money tree? Do u do killing to get all the money?

[919evilkiller919]

IN ISLAM IF A PERSON KILLS AN Innocent PERSON THAT WILL BE JUST LIKE HE HAVE KILLED THE HUMANTIY AS A AHOLE AND SUICIDE IS A GREAT SIN AND IF A PERSON KILLED HIMSELF HE WILL BE GREATLY PUNISHED BY DOING THE SAME THING THAT HE\SHE HAVE KILLED HIM\HERSELF AGAIN AND AGAIN IN THE AFTER LIFE.

[ritche89]

"There is no crying in jihad suicide bombing".

"Well, it doesn't have to be mean either".

hhahaha! Can't get enought of this shit! Really funny! lol!

[lawlbot23]

lol

[ChetCampbell72]

"Explosives? No problem, I show you how to connect the wires."

Priceless........

[jakyducati]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

hit

[alabamageisha]

THAT AL SADR WAS CHILLIN AT MY FLAT MAN IN INDIA HOUSE man. HE LUVS OBAMA RITE.NEDER MINd THE GERIATRICS AKA mcain he lookslike a muppet fingered by cheney...but hey i aint inta no raceeest crap rite,we wanna the winna to be WIV US for the abdication of the frone...mcain aint gonna be there you homos

[alabamageisha]

forget about the Arabs let the chosen few rule-JEWS

[destroyreligion]

The chosen few? What a bunch of pretentious fucks believing in superiority because of a stupid mythological book.

The only benefit humankind would have from Jews ruling everyone would be good bagels ;) And more Mel Brook movies :P

[TripleNipple3]

Jews blow. They manipulate everyone else into doing it for them. If theyre so superior why are they all fat and lazy and have big noses? And why does everyone hate them and their keneiving ways and undeserved sense of accomplishment and self respect? Probably because theyre dirty, imposing, rude, fat, lazy, an eyesore, a burden to all around them, they dont stop bitching, and they somehow think theyre the chosen people. Im sure God would choose a physically superior race like Christians

[pyrosfriend]

Yes, yes of course, because Christians are totally a race, definitely not a religion. Have you ever met a Jew? What IS a Jew? Take a look around ask some questions you'll see. Jesus Christ was a Jew. You should make sure you know what your talking about before you say it.

[TripleNipple3]

Christians are clearly not a race as jews are. Jews even know that they are a race and a religion and alot of them even admit it. Jesus was a jew before he knew he was the chosen one, only because his mother was since there were no christians back then. If he actually HAD a choice he wouldnt have been a jew

[pyrosfriend]

You can speak for Jesus? In any case that's my point. You said that God would choose a "Physically Superior race" to the Jews the Christians. Now you say that the Christians are not a race. Congratulations! You look a lot smarter now! The Jews are a very diverse people and like with any and every other group you cannot in all fairness make any generalizations about them. Have you ever met one? How can you judge even a single one if not, much less the whole group.

[TripleNipple3]

I already know I posess a superior intellect, I didnt need you to make me look smarter. I never claimed that the Christians were "The Chosen" I was simply discrediting the Jew's claim that they are the race of chosen people. Christian beleif is that there is one "Chosen" man and that is Jesus, not an entire race. I was using Christians as an example because they have the best morals and values. You can't really go by race because all Germans aren't one thing, same with French people.

[TripleNipple3]

As you were. I mistook race and ethnicity. Black aren't all one religion, likewise with whites and asians.

[pyrosfriend]

Good, You sound a lot more sensible now. Looks like you just didn't find the right words that first time^^ As to morals and values, everyone has their own opinion on what is the best and who has it. Be proud of your own, uphold the values and don't put down other's values ormake generalizations. Thats my philosophy.

[TripleNipple3]

True. I just dislike them, it's a shame what they're doing in Lakewood, they literally get away with murder.

[mrbadx19]

LOL, this belt matches nothing in my wardrobe! what a fag!

[prideonpaper1984]

jihad is the new nazism we need to stop it before it gets as far

[lulsauce]

muslims rock fuck u

[Fragtony93]

LOL!

[PedoFerret]

ALLAH AKHBAR!!!!! 1111

[y559djr]

good god man its a joke

then again you muslims never did get the whole freedom of speech thing.

[manhattanwombat]

die infidel

[y559djr]

lol whatever u say abdul

[manhattanwombat]

death to you unbeliever

[y559djr]

HAHAHA no way are u actually a muzzy

but if u are then you might be interested in knowing that mohammed was a pedo

[manhattanwombat]

no ur mum was a pedo

[y559djr]

lol lame comeback

besides my mum can shave which is more than i can say for mohammed

ALLAHUFUCKTARD!!!

[manhattanwombat]

the warriors of islam will destroy u and ur infidel country

[y559djr]

excuse me while i piss myself laughing! XD

warriors? yeh ok funny how your "warriors" have only killed about 150 of our troops in afghaqnistan eh?

while the sas have killed about 3,000 of your camel fuckers

not to mention the untold thousands upon thousands that the other branches and the military's of the usa,canada,australia etc have gotten rid of

[manhattanwombat]

ok dude, up until now I was joking with you, but now this is getting too bad.

how can you be proud of the slaughter of thousands of innocent women and children?

[y559djr]

i didnt say that ur twisting the words

i was reffering to the militants (obviously)

and i never said pride.

however i am proud of my armed forces for protecting me from al qaida and the taliban

[manhattanwombat]

ehm... sure...

how are british soldiers pissing off all muslims on the other side of the world protecting you in britain? paki guy in britain has his friend killed in afghanistan, he gets mad and blows up a crowd. the occupation has a negative effect, it just turns more people against britain. if britain stopped supporting zionism and invading their countries, but go for their own interests (arabs have oil, zionists only take money) britain would be in a much stronger position right now.

[y559djr]

well actually mate

the other day in afghanistan over 1000 afghans marched in a protest against the taliban

and every day in iraq & afghanistan more and more people are turning in favour of the coalition

thats pissed on your chips hasnt it

please research your facts before you embarass yourself eh?

[manhattanwombat]

HAHAHA good one mate. let's stay in touch till the coalition leaves iraq and afghanistan and then we'll talk OK?

the only reason the sunni militias went after al qaeda is becauce 1) if america completely lost they were afraid shia iran would take over and 2) theyre getting paid and armed!

the day the coalition leaves iraq, the sunni militias (now with US cash and weapons) will go after the shia mahdi army and government and thanks to the civil war al qaeda will have a haven at last

[y559djr]

lol ur not listenin are you?

i said the people are turning away from al qaida

besides the mahdi army are a terrorist group who blew up, shot at anything that was pro coalition.

please do some research into these things before go babbling on about the evil zionist war against poor little radical islam

[manhattanwombat]

lol, the minute al sadr drops his support for the iraqi government, it will collapse. this is not about people turning away from extremism, this is about sunnis, shias and kurds hating each other, and the neighboring states fighting proxy wars through them (shias backed by iran and sunnis, who will of course radicalise, by rich saudis)

this war was a disaster for the west. now instead of poor little weaponless saddam we will have another big terrorist training academy

[piss666off]

Hahahhahahahha stupid radical muslims. Stupid religion. The muslims are being as stupid as the christians were during the crusades.

[lauraloft]

as opposed to the death of billions of men, women and children carried out by communist leaders and regimes?

[4elovek]

Billions?

[lauraloft]

oops, I meant millions amd MILLIONS. Under China's Mao Tse Tung, abt 72 million; under Soviet Union's Stalin, over 40 million, add that to the millions executed by Pol Pot; millions in former communist countries, such as, Romania, Bulgaria, Hungary, Poland. Of course, there are the Communist takeovers and/or regimes in the Asian and African countries, each boasting of millions of deaths by communist leaders.

Then again, if you add all those up, it could be over a billion.

[4elovek]

I highly doubt it would, but I get your point.

However, I wouldn't call this communism, since there has NEVER been a true communist country. SU used Leninizm and Stalinizm.

[lifeis2love]

OMG this shiet is hilarius. to me it has nothing to do with Iraq network or Islam or the meaning of Atual Jihad has been removed from the Education. It has nothing to do with vioelnt respond but to win someone with love and your personality your patience. what does KKK mean and what does Incestors and Ibreeding means? what does doing every sort of evil shiet and then say oh coz we have a blood of a Miraculous man on the planet we are allowed to do anything till we die.

[danielaung691]

i sware that Jihad means holy war

[ghayklan]

Hilarius

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual

Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?

A. They mark the camels that kick

Q. What do Teheran and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing.... YET.

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A. A pimp.

[NaughtyBwoi]

shut the fuck up you infidel!

[ghayklan]

No... You shut the Fuck up you mother fucking towel head!

[makapaka999]

hell is imminent for you

[lauraloft]

Favorite lines of episode #2

"but..this is my moment"

[Cricketman2000]

"there is no crying in Jihad Suicide BOmbing"

"Well, it doesn't have to be so mean either"

"Wait, take off belt before bath"

lol so funny

[cbradley1391]

although this is makeing fun of them, its sorta how they do it. every time you doubt what you do, they bombard you with wierd reasons why you should do it but not let you get a word in edge wise so you cant argue back.

[rock12341234]

haha and how would u know.. no offence

[cbradley1391]

couse ive read reports of former terrorists online. just google former terrorists

[l8rthen]

You say goodbye to family and friends, very simple..LOL

[mrpoohfacebutt]

belt goes under shirt no one is supposed to see it

[streck15]

NO BMW FOR BIRTHDAY.

[BodaciousInfidel]

YAY, lost another one!!

[freedomannie]

these videos are so funny yet make so much sense of the stupidity of their thinking...keep them coming...these are among my favorite vids...hehehehhehe

[p058720235]

HAHAHAAH...that's mutual, we have no need of an old, bitter, pantheist garbage like you contaminating our lovely Jewish country!

[atallen223]

I dont even get what your trying to say here... is it that you hate israelis?

[atallen223]

well the "Khazarian parasites" live in the strongest nation in the region. So do you think the mexicans should take back california, well actually the native americans should have california?

[WyattKaldenberg]

Actually, Whites were in the Americas in 30,000 B.C. before the Mongols. So, the Mexicans should give California back to the White people.

[atallen223]

who was here in thirty thousand b.c.? are you mormon or something

[RobertGary1]

Anglo explorers.

[atallen223]

nope, no they weren't.

[robhiengler]

A figure of speech in the form of a question posed for its persuasive effect without the expectation of a reply; well in that case "You tell me?" would be rhetorical "I was hoping you could tell me?" isn't. It belies the expectation that I would give you the answer. Good luck with your video don't forget to quickly cover some ancient Palestinian history, the Palestinian kings/leaders before Arafat not to mention what happened to the arab state between 1948 and 1967 post Resolution 181.

[robhiengler]

Well vashwc I fail to see how can I answer my question to your initial statement? I can theorise but then the real answer could only come from muslims and those that claim israel are the real enemy can't it. I fail to see why you would bring up the topic of "palestine"/israel in a comment section for a Jihadi suicide bombing spoof video when you could easily do it on a video(s) which talks directly about this issue:

watch?v=_-HkGLs-KVU

[atallen223]

why do you deserve palestine more than the jews, you can still live in israel as a muslim

[robhiengler]

Yes a country of 6.5 million people 1.2 million of which are arab israelis vs 1.5 billion muslims; if they are the enemy why haven't they been crushed - remember 1967?

[atallen223]

there is no crying in jihad suicide bombing.

[pavyons4u]

LOL!!! These episodes should be on all channels on television stations throughout the world!!! If they can't laugh at themselves and their so-called 'religion,' too f'ing bad.

The Muslim countries would have NO RIGHT to bitch & riot: JUST look at the SERIOUS Hamas CHILDREN's shows advocating killing Jews & Infidels, and the Saudi television show where a tent-covered woman reporter asks a 3 year-old child what the Koran says that Jews are (the girl said, "Apes & Pigs"). Piss on Islam.

[rulllar]

i like it.

[unrealsc]

This video hurt me personlly cause I am a muslim and it is a peaceful religon and all these bullshit steareotypes are fake . I could make a video showing a buch of christian priests hitting themsleves screaming " forgive me lord " See! exactly not all muslims are terrorists and bombers . So please think twice about putting things on youtube that could deeply offend some people

[cafeafuh]

unrealsc,

Islam is a peaceful religion? What, is this a joke contest?

You must be demented by comparing Muslims to Christian priests.

When was the last time you saw a Christian self exploding in the midst of a group of kids?

You Muslims are perverted non-human beings, with a diabolic soul.

Islam is the religion of death and destruction.

How do I know so much about your religion?

I just see what you perverted, primitive and backwards Muslims do, day in day out.