Look Simon, I'm on a roller-coaster

[hannahTHEperson]

Why.... Why do I have the compulsive need to watch this so many times!

[Arkaine91]

Boxxy might be queen of trolls, but David Thorne is our king. If he were to become a hacker and join anonymous I'm pretty sure he'd turn into a real life version of Neo.

[ziggy2007dn]

this is so great xD

[Bengetowutang]

you are the biggest troll i have seen in a long time

[Erikuism]

THIS.

[Gyrospire]

I-it's not like I wanted p-pens or anything...b-baka!

[Willforbes296532]

fucking lold

[Cillianl0]

You are my favourite person ever!

Your foggot,

Cillian.

[5hanti]

lmfao!

[B00mH3ad5hot13]

you sir are a regular jim halpert, and i applaud you

[sizzle949]

He's headed for the stairs!

[fappingfrenzy]

This is wasting company time. And internet.

[ldarky89l]

Stop making stupid videos and get back to researching wasps! That shit's important.

[132danyoll]

ROFL

[Dewcub89]

Love it :D

[kanirtici]

You can trust me, look, I have pen!

[whatchutalkinabout1]

Also, those are probably Simon's pens. I could read the two millimeter high writing that said "Simon's Pen"

[whatchutalkinabout1]

@ninjiakim Did she eat them? God David Thorne is so funny.

[ninjiakim]

I have watched your video and it is obviously that your a foggot.

[MrBeeswaxable]

Wow... Just wow

[MistressRouge1]

Fucking eh high five I'll bring markers, i'm down to roll

[SeizureBobcat]

This is a waste of company time and rollercoaster.

[astral365]

@SeizureBobcat And internet.

[DJBerserk]

I've got pens xD

[ResidentPoo]

I have seen your rollercoaster and it is obviously that your a foggot.

[ADOOOOOM1]

David Thorne is everything I strive to be.

[mtcp122]

@Spartanstig117 gonna be hard to tell... Having difficulty making out the 2mm high letters that spell out Simon on each pen hahahah

[mtcp122]

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY NIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

[SpartanStig117]

those were Simons pens i reckon 

[thenewgoddamngambit]

Funniest asshole ever!



[reaganismyhomeboy]

the only people who disliked this are simon and lesley the lesbian

[RaistlinMajere333]

guys i just had a great idea, lets post quotes from 27bslash6! i bet no one has ever thought of that idea.

[reaganismyhomeboy]

@RaistlinMajere333 ^obvious foggot

[HoneybunchBunny]

cracking me up so much xD

[traboys]

haha brilliant

[ThousandSunny2]

Did shannon ever find her orange tabby?

[grifflent]

@ThousandSunny2 No, but I found this black cat with her hind legs squashed over. I don't believe she is hers, but if she is, she just saved herself a costly vetinarian bill.

[SquidVonLipwig]

Looks like he's wwebsite as on the internet.

[cbfdxbxsb]

this is a waste of company time and internet

[MELiddy1]

Maybe next time you should take a video from your yaght.

[MegaWayneD]

@MELiddy1 Or your "private plain"

[Pentan797]

Ah, David. My favourite nightmare.

[GregSep]

Do those pens have his name on them?

[ktateprado]

I have seen your website and it is obviously that you are a foggot

[perfectchaoslemon]

@ktateprado your* (yes he gets the grammar wrong in the article ;P)

[Jasonater1]

What is this foggotry?

[Icarus19911991]

This is a waste of company time and unprofessional.

[SirFuzzi]

Simon probably isn't aware that he works with an internet celebrity.

[inchaoswetrust]

he's got pens

[Shincism]

Ive got pens

[visualsynthesis]

you need to learn how to rotoscope better

[santa3103]

Why do Adelaide people speak funny? Am I the only one that notices the difference?

[sarahroflol]

@santa3103 yes

[BluSTi]

Hey! Can you make a graph for me? I need a logo too.

[Candyapplebone]

Pens? How enticing!

[LukeChumley]

24 People wanted the new white iPhone.

[YellowRiceStudios]

I'VE GOT PENS

[eightyfeettall]

Eh, I'm going to take a guess that David made this on his lunch or other break ...you know, the time most people spend scarfing a few bits of yesterday's oily pasta while surfing cat videos on YT until they end up on the inevitable "kitty poops long and large on the trampoline" one that fibbed in promising baby tigers kissing unicorns in the title..and they're trying to understand what else one would do on a break from the punch-clock.

[eightyfeettall]

Eh, I'm going to take a guess that David made this on his lunch or other break -- you know, the time most people scarf a few bits of old pasta while surfing cat videos on YT until they end up on the inevitable "kitty poops long and large" one that promised baby tigers kissing unicorns or something.

[teenybopper777]

21 people opened up their tupperware which formerly contained a sandwich and a KitKat to find a pickle there instead.

[spikemanmagee]

SIMON QUIT DISLIKING!

[Mizella1976]

18 Horses dislikes this. Simon the Horse Whisperer told them to do so.

[mpain69]

Stop wasting company time. and internet.

[Itsemimario]

Simon has 18 different youtube accounts

[ultimateplayer]

18 people don't like pens

[TranceSending]

comeon...he's got pens

[BoredOfThisSite]

Would this be for the benefit of Simon the horse whisperer?

[antagonist42]

Simon likes Nickelback. He deserves it.

[WhiteRAZOR]

I wish I could go on a rollercoaster backwards. I asked once and apparently there's some safety issue.

[Chriss1009]

Mr Bobbity Head

[DuffyIsMurder]

Simon is such a dick, I hope he get's fired. As a last resort I would like to see Simon working at star bucks.

[mebenatalieWOO]

@DuffyIsMurder No way, Starbucks is too cool for Simon! Send him to Taco Bell! God, David Thorne cracks me up XD

[eightyfeettall]

@mebenatalieWOO Noooooo! Not The Bell! Send him to Arby's.

[mebenatalieWOO]

@eightyfeettall Not Arby's! XD They have good curly fries. How about we send him to McDonalds to deal with little kids who want ice cream?

[inchaoswetrust]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[HiDeguild]

Whoever simon is, I bet he was fooled.

Trollface.jpg

[OntheBrightside303]

Simon made 16 accounts and disliked this video on all of them.

[GravesGaming]

Gotta love his accent.

[CaptainMorgan6777]

Laughing so hard.

[KristalKleer]

This video should have Justin Bieber's face in the background.

[EmperorBubba]

OMG GIVE ME A PEN !

[TheBongoFrenzy]

You are really funny, but that does not, however, change the fact that you are a d*ck.

[JigsWithoutWoodstock]

How did Simon's "$40 milion" project ever turn out anyway?

[TheMonochromeBird]

@JigsWithoutWoodstock That was a different Simon. The Simon filing the complaints is Simon Dempsey and the one with the ambitious Twitter rip off project was Simon Edhouse. xD

[JigsWithoutWoodstock]

@TheMonochromeBird Ah. Guessing there's something about that office where every Simon who works there is a complete ass.

[dogsstuff]

omg i love him bahahahahahahaa

[bayiro9]

I brought myself here.

[EagleRock1337]

Simon just was upset because it was time for his nap and he couldn't get one.

[TheMegachops]

Who the fuck came here and pressed dislike? How do you get here unless you're already a fan of David's work and want to relieve some stress... and find that this upsets you?

Simon. That's who. He must have set up additional profiles, which is unprofessional, a waste of his time... and the internets.

[jimhalpert23]

is that Old Greg?

[HyperMentalMonkey]

I will join you. God yes I will.

[t6lazyboy9310]

Does David ever check his comments?

[Pusscatification]

prob simon's pens

[JigsWithoutWoodstock]

This guy is awesome.

[iinspectra]

David, I don't mean to alarm you, but you are my role model.

[LilCosco08]

You sound EXACTLY like Wilfred.

[CrazyAwesomeBJ]

Did Simon actually join you? :|

[shinyhappyfit]

@CrazyAwesomeBJ really though, i NEED to know this.

[Wuzzup222]

David, you are an evil mastermind, and everyone loves you, whether they say so or not.

[FiiFieFoeThumbx]

:') 

[goblincitymoshers]

I wish you had on film the time you threw a cola can in to keep your colleague afloat! ajajajaj

[DeamonsAngel]

Look, I've got pens! : )

[SI3G3ANON]

11 people are simon dempsey.

[MrGenorocks]

i don't know if anyone has ever said this, but i fucking worship you \m/

you are such a badass.

[KarenLizDee2]

bahaha Genius!

[TheRorschachian]

The greatest evil genius.

[MrFoxInc]

Hahahaha oh god.

[levihambrick]

Disciplinary action requested.

[NotRummy44]

<33333333333333333333.

[alexsmith3210]

i fully endorse this kind of behaviour

[pascalchase217]

I would join you, but I'm too busy researching wasps.

[sWhillance]

HAHAHAHA

[Shynayh]

Oh dear, you´ve got a roller coaster in your office.

Well, I have a popcorn stand in mine, and the guy that sells the popcorn, and his cat (I suspect it is Missy) and next to that some homeless named Hank that has eyebrowns that nearly go to his ears and hairy feet.

Even then, your office is much better than mine becaue you have pens .. and I only have the pencils Hank steals from garbage cans.

[thparticus]

why am i so amused at what he does with his arms at the start?

[Metalheadeidara]

I LOVE YOU OMG

[CrazyAwesomeBJ]

Simon is going to be pissed that you installed a roller coaster without alerting him.

[adiaax]

i laughed much more than is socially acceptable

[SuperSean88]

I'm too busy researching wasps to have time to watch this.

[ferretspy440]

I love you.

[WeeBlonde1]

I've, I've got pens

[LifeIsLiar]

He's riding the roller coaster backwards. =o

[lillyyoshi123456]

Horse Whisperer.

[cloo01]

This is great! I want a pen too!

[filipe30]

the roller coaster footage should've been played in reverse. other than that - brilliant.

[JJ62]

Whenever I'm fed up and feel like nailing another kitten to the wall, I look up David's site, and suddenly all is well with the world.

Genius.

[gabesmall]

Ten people have filed formal complaints.

[KristalKleer]

I quite like roller coasters.

However, I do not enjoy roller coaster as much as I enjoy plesiosaurs.

Sometimes, when no one is around my home, I sit in the shower and stretch my neck out really far and pretend to be a plesiosaur.

I make the noise "growoooisss," which is a mixture between, a growl, a humpback whale call, and a snake hiss. This is the sound that I imagine a plesiosaur would make.

[dhnigga]

I've got pens!

[andybduke]

The Internet is so gay. And man, that David Thorne is such a hottie. Shame he has clothes on.

[myballsreallyitchbad]

This is a waste of company time.

[TopHatGeorge]

@myballsreallyitchbad And Internet.

[777JayWright777]

THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

[BoardmanofSuburbia]

LAD

[MrWan123kin]

TrueLAD sent me here

[NornIronLegends]

donLAD.

[12345drew7]

LoveshisbanterLAD

[stainlesschords]

David Thorne = living legend!!!!

[jesscsimpson]

The Internet is clearly a finite resource you foggot

[RobotRock87]

Simon is a dick.

[feedingear]

bought your book a few weeks ago. definitely worth it.

[HappyHateDay]

You are a fucking asshole, I love you.

[cllyG]

i bet simon secretly wanted to join him on the rollercoaster

[tux0beliver]

@cllyG Yet his heart broke when Simon realized the coaster was not, in fact, real.

[swiinka]

what a waste of youtube. delete this, otherwise some cute kitty videos won't fit in

[listenupclubpenguin]

Oh my God, David, can't you see this is such a waste of resources ;)

[randomrosso93]

This is brilliant.

[rcgray007]

Can I just sit next to you?

[imagnome1]

Can't tell if backwards roller coaster, of if just sitting in seat the wrong way.

[CountryMusicFanForev]

You seem fun. I like you :P

[kalifee]

A COMPLETE WASTE OF INTERNET.

:D

[Craxblorg]

Anybody else find David attractive?

[rayreiquaza]

@Craxblorg yes.

[BoneMachine0]

@Craxblorg Hottest man alive

[ButlermozReborn]

Just imagining the rage and acrimony emanating from Simon's stunted brain makes this video that much better and engrossing. I would pay money for a Simon response video.

[SangoRocks10]

I bet the pens sold him. xD

[daeho2]

typical prank from a CATS abuser

[MacyLuvsNSN]

@TheGuyWhoLikesPie100 It's called the office. Lol

[shinyhappyfit]

this is a waste of company time, not to mention the internet

[helium46]

David, you are awesome.

[ternalator]

how could simon resist? PENS!

[miduchalan1]

At this rate, the company will run out of internet in a matter of months, I'm sure.

[lackofnamesable]

Isn't it dangerous to wave pens around while on a roller coaster?

[bluegrasslass]

I so wish I worked with you David. My colleagues are a bit dumb ...

[dra900nka1n]

@bluegrasslass Coincidentally, some of David's are too XD