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  • no legs step?

  • Step 1: Become black

    Did you know, black people run faster?

  • 1:19 SHORYUKEN!

  • How to run faster: get in trouble w/the law and the cops gonna chase you, want even more faster? get into bigger trouble w/the law and the cops gonna send the K9 unit LMFAO :) i'm silly :D

  • 0:27 smiles :)

  • Run with weights on your ankles.

  • heck everyone thinks im slow, but on a race i beat this boy who fthought i was 2 slow and he was going 2 win!

  • You must run every day. But you must run fast as you can every day about 5 miles sprint.

  • This really helps

  • Run Forever : Imagine Justin Bieber Behind You.

  • @CerpowStamp who that fuck is scare of gayber i mean what can he do to anyone if is not even a man

  • @chechinio008 he can sing so bad, you get scared ad run

  • @CerpowStamp TRUE

  • Computer: Did you know, Vitamin D help improve athletic performance?

    *Eats tons of vitamin gummy bears

  • 99% of people watching this are of "color". Including me

  • Step 1: Be black

    Step 2: Run from cops

  • @GoAnimateLOLZ Really? Racist :l

  • step 1: run....... done

  • Get your ass on fire and you will outrun a cheetah!

  • On the 22nd day of that month, Smiles :D

  • Step one: Run

    Step two: Run faster

    Did you know that you use your legs while you run?

  • Everyone of us need vitamin E (short of euro)!

  • lol i came to this video to learn how to run faster.. =.= .. not to learn to become a athlete..

    geez... like if u agree or think the same...

  • ask sonic the hedgehog

  • i just watch these videos to see the top comments

  • I thought 5 miles said smiles

  • but what if you dont wanna loose weight? surely running 20 miles a week would make u loose weight

    wow this channel is very retarded and has the most stupid advice ever

  • How to run faster: slap a black girl's ass

    Slap a black girl's ass in front of her boyfriend

    Slap a black girl's ass in front of her boyfriend and his gangmembers

  • step 7: do this again and again to be faster than sonic

  • Step1.Get high on vitamin D

    Step2.Get a competition (Should be a grandmother)

    Step3.Win her

    Step4.Repeat steps 1,2,and 3 for 2years.

    Did u know grandmas are old?

  • 1.be jamaican

    2.start running did u know jamaican people are the fastest in the world ??

  • @alvezfreestyler Kenyans

  • fuck uuuuuu

  • 1:be black

  • @TheMachinimaPWNAGE shut up bitch, i'll rip your racist ass in half

  • Step 1: Get a horse

  • give me some Vitamin D.

  • Step 1: Get off the couch

    Step 2: Kick a grizzlie bear in the balls

    Step 3: You'll run faster, Alot faster

    Did you know: when you grow up, You'll be older?

  • HOW TO RUN FASTER: 20 MILES A WEEK

  • "Comfortably hard pace".... Wut do?

  • You'll need a: Cap Long stick (longer than your arms) some fish line Hook 100$ bill tape Step 1: take your cap and tape the long stick on the top Step 2: take the fish line and attach it to the stick and to the hook Step 3: make a hole in the 100$ bill and put the hook in it Step 4: Wear the cap and try to catch the money when you'll be able catch it without taking off the cap (by yourself) you'll be running a lot faster then before Did you know that money isn't just used to buy stuff?
  • DOG

    RUN DOG

    RUN DOG RUN

  • How to run faster: let your girlfriend know you fucked her 16-year-old sister.

    I can vouch for it.

  • 5 miles looked like smiles *cough*

  • How to run faster: Show your mom your grades...

  • @SuperKarelse HA! I wouldn't even have to flinch! I have all A's and 1 B+!

  • @SuperKarelse Why would mom follow me?I taked a 3!My best grade EVER!!

  • Lol when I run I can't controlb my boobz

  • you will need:

    steriods

    step 1: fucking smoke the fucking steriods

    tip: dont do it, okay?

    did you know that people that smoke steriods have smaller dicks?

  • @xSuicidalCries smoke steriods? :/

  • @xSuicidalCries ...

    Smoke steriods?

    DAMNIT, I have done it wrong for.,.

    Wait, I never used or shall use steriods...

  • easy imagine a army of bears is chasing you

    didn't work go piss off a real bear if you escaped congratulations

    try a few more times for more speed(and peed pants)

  • so many trolls

  • Next video: How to breath

  • how to run faster

    step one:run faster.

    did you know? that air is real

  • I like it when boobies go, "bouncy bouncy."

    :3

  • what you need

    a rottweiler

    a pair of pants made of bacon

    step:1 RUN!

  • Step one: be black!

  • How to run faster.

    You will need... - An Xbox360/PS3 - An action paced game

    Step 1 - Read the instruction manual. If it says a specific button allows you to run faster, than you got it!

    Step 2- Press the button,

    Step 3 - Enjoy!

  • Step 1.Dont be Fat!

    Did you know if your fat you will be slow

  • Step 1 . Stop masturbation. Step 2 . Stop trying to convince yourself masturbating has no harm to physical. Step 3 run.

  • @Adomiso Why do people like you exist? Keep the moral bullshit on religion videos.

  • did you know? chuck norris approves this message

  • we need no legs?..... Sweet

  • You will need,

    to be healthy

    Step 1: Go outside

    Step 2: Run

    Step 3: Run faster

    Step 4: Become Asian

    Step 5: Be epic

    Step 6: I dont know

    Tip : Runing fast makes you fast!

    Did you know you live on Earth!?

  • ask those africans

  • Step 1: Run

    Step 2: Run faster

    Step 3: Run even faster

    Tip: Running faster makes you run faster.

    Did you know running faster makes you more awesome?

  • I've ran the 100m in under 11 seconds.

    unless usain bolt teaches me.

    i think i'll the my chances.

  • You will need: Your two functioning legs.

    Step 1: Get a doberman that will run after you.

  • Step 1: Run

    Step 2: Run faster

  • 1:06 looks at at chocolate bar and coke feels bad '~'

  • step 1 : be black

  • daaa u need a speed boost

  • you will need:

    condition

    1.step:run

    did you know that sky is blue

  • New step, use STEROIDS

  • step1:money

    step2:buy a nike mercurial

    did you know c.ronaldo wears this

  • Step one: be a rather fast black man

  • step1 : be black

  • Step 1: Run Downhill

  • Why dont u do step 3 And 5

  • You will need:

    A Spaceship

    Step 1: Go to King-Kai´s planet

    Step 2: Catch bubbles

    Did you know that now you are just like goku?

  • Step 1: Run

    Step 2: Run faster

    Did you know Captain Obviouvs striked again?

  • become black...

  • I ran 5 k every monday at my highschool my best in 39 minutes but we stopped running 5 k but we still run

  • Learn how to truly run faster at spoxfit.com

  • thumbs up if u came here cuz u got ur ass kicked

  • i can run pretty fast dont want to brag but i wanna run faster thats why im watching this

  • step 1: get your ass up from that chair

    step 2: go out side

    step 3: exercise

    did you know you youse youre legs to walk

  • 1:22

    "Run faster, jump higher!"

    I took it, AND THREW IT ON THE GROOUUNDD.

    /watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

  • 0:26 Smiles :) haha

  • @Rsandee idiot.

  • I was hoping for technique advice- instead it just told me what I already knew... except the vitamin d thing

  • Who else said to the selves "I'm totally getting vitamin D" after the video ?

  • Usain Bolt = Vitamin D addict.

  • Step 1. Be Black

    Step 2. Repeat step 1

  • RUN FORREST RUN!

  • Pussies.

    ''That's racist!''

    So what?

    The funniest things are racist.

    Besides, the only country in the world who has these pussy rules for racism is the USA.

    Figures.

  • cool man XD 5 stars

  • Step 1:Be Black/Mexican.

    Step 2:Pretend There is Cops Behind You.

    Step 3:Profit

    Did you know black people are colored black?

  • Step 1: Train

    Step 2: Run

  • Don't call justin bieber gay........its an insault to gay people evrywhere

  • step 1: get off your lazy ass

    step 2: smack a beehive with a baseball bat

    step 3: run like hell

    did you know? happy cows come from california

  • @ZeppelinWolf87 xD i laughed my ass off

  • @ZeppelinWolf87 they come from WISCONSIN

  • @ZeppelinWolf87 I don't think happy cows come from California. Happy cows come from the midwest like Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and those states

  • step 1: dont eat McDonalds 3 times a week

    step 2: dont play xbox 6 hours a day Did u know: Usain bolt is BLACK, and WORLDS FASTEST MAN ( put 1 and 1 together and u get 2 )

  • step 1. practice

    did you know. practice make perfect

  • You will need:

    Steroids

    Step 1: Inject yourself with steroids.

    Step 2: Follow the instructions given by @markustuberen.

    Did You Know: Milk comes from cows.

  • How to run faster.

    Step 1: Run faster

    Did you know? Blood is in your body.

  • I like milk! (thumbs up?)

    

  • step one: get up

    step two: get that arrow out of your knee

    did you know I use to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee ?

  • step1. get nice running shoes

    step2. wear shorts

    step3. dont be fat

    step4. throw rocks at a hornets nest

    step5. run like hell and good luck!

  • So I dont need legs for this??!?!Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet­...

  • 1:19 SHORYUKEN!

  • I have to train to run faster!? Omg!!

  • Step 1: Lose weight

    Did you Know? water is wet

  • @raristide513 Good one lol

  • @raristide513

    Steam water is not wet.

  • LOL, You guise are so racist! XD

  • aww training? i thought there would be a cheat code like eating more pizza

  • step1:dont be fat

    

  • i thaut it would say do drugs or do steroids 

  • step 1: move ur legs faster

    did u know people can run fast?

  • Step 1: run

    Step 2: run faster

    Did you know? Humans need to breath air to survive!

  • Step 1: Do tons of steroids.

    Step 2: Repeat step 1.

  • yea but he's white...lol

  • thumbs up if you watch these videos for the comments xD

  • Hmm...now where can I buy competition?

  • Step 1: Run really slowly but film it

    Step 2: Use sony vegas to make the film run faster

    You now run faster!

  • qwop

  • Step 1: Go find a black teacher.

    Step 2: Finish.

  • You will need:

    A bike

    A pink jumpsuit w/hoodie

    Step 1: find a black guy

    Step 2: get him to steal your bike

    Step 3: run after him in the jumpsuit

    Optianal: get a buddy to run beside you and yell: "Nigga stole my bike!"

  • I think your thinking of little mac from punch out after a circuit

  • @markustuberen that is kinda racist

  • @markustuberen you forgot the did you know? :P

  • @markustuberen Dnt be Racist :/

  • @markustuberen

    A tiny bit racist.

  • @markustuberen Hey, you forgot a guy with 8bit piano for the tune :c

  • @markustuberen i love that game

  • @markustuberen fukin racict

  • step 1: Join a gym

  • i dont need a leg? AWESOME

  • step 1: Jogging :P

  • Step 1: Run away from that knee-bound arrow.

  • Vitamin D is in sinlight, and black people have gptten the most out of sunlught after 1000s of years, AHAA!

  • How to run faster.

    Step 1: Curse out your ex-wife

    Did you know you have no friends?

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  • the secret in this video is to constantly run at different paces. what a fucking surprise

  • So is dont need legs?

  • I would like to be able to run faster..... Could some one help me with advice?

    @runwithkyrstin2002

  • Step 1: Listen to AC 1 chase theme.

  • @thesirsadler what about the bbw's?

  • Uh, I have open heart surgery, and my heart has to work twice as hard. THIS DOESN"T WORK!

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  • So black people just have allot of Vitamin D..?

  • @TheSirSadler Not all black people are athletic... atleast I don't think so

  • You will need:

    A knife

    Step one:

    Pull out your knife.

  • the only way he won is because the other guy is fat

    

  • How to run faster.

    1. Start running

    2. Run faster

  • if i follow all 8716 videos on this channel will i be god?

  • step 1: drink redbull

  • How to run faster.

    What you will need:

    Steriods

  • How to run faster(my version) What you will need: 10 canned beans A cheetah chasing you Running Step 1: Get a cheetah to run after u. Step 2: Eat canned beans every 5 min Step 3: After 30 seconds of eating Canned beans You will start to build up gas Step 4: USE THE FART POWER AND RUN LIKE HELL. Step 5: Do that everyday and u can beat the person u hate that runs like a cheetah Easily Did u know that beans make u fart?
  • OR getting away from the cops

  • Step one: be black

  • 0:24 did he just say "the step one"

  • everyone says

    OMG YOU SNEEZED SEE A DOCTOR!

  • why do i keep getting these ads for a movie about a dolphin

  • im watching this cuz i used to be the fastest kid at my old school but now i moved to a new school and some ppl r fas