How to run faster: get in trouble w/the law and the cops gonna chase you, want even more faster? get into bigger trouble w/the law and the cops gonna send the K9 unit LMFAO :) i'm silly :D
You'll need a: Cap Long stick (longer than your arms) some fish line Hook 100$ bill tape Step 1: take your cap and tape the long stick on the top Step 2: take the fish line and attach it to the stick and to the hook Step 3: make a hole in the 100$ bill and put the hook in it Step 4: Wear the cap and try to catch the money when you'll be able catch it without taking off the cap (by yourself) you'll be running a lot faster then before Did you know that money isn't just used to buy stuff?
Are you aching after you run? Well Trevelyan Technologies might have the answer for you with its application called ‘Wet Test’ that helps select the correct shoe for you foot type in three easy steps that will help reduce you risk of injury from sport. Check out our blog for more details at trevelyantechnologies.blogspot.com or go straight to iTunes to buy it direct at itunes.apple.com/tr/app/wet-test/id419599088?mt=8. We can fit any foot, just give us a shot.
How to run faster(my version) What you will need: 10 canned beans A cheetah chasing you Running Step 1: Get a cheetah to run after u. Step 2: Eat canned beans every 5 min Step 3: After 30 seconds of eating Canned beans You will start to build up gas Step 4: USE THE FART POWER AND RUN LIKE HELL. Step 5: Do that everyday and u can beat the person u hate that runs like a cheetah Easily Did u know that beans make u fart?
no legs step?
AqwJakal245 2 hours ago
Step 1: Become black
Did you know, black people run faster?
chrisazarian 11 hours ago
1:19 SHORYUKEN!
XiPepsiX 1 day ago
How to run faster: get in trouble w/the law and the cops gonna chase you, want even more faster? get into bigger trouble w/the law and the cops gonna send the K9 unit LMFAO :) i'm silly :D
emurray7779311 1 day ago
0:27 smiles :)
benjamin656564 1 day ago
Run with weights on your ankles.
kevinyankee2 2 days ago
heck everyone thinks im slow, but on a race i beat this boy who fthought i was 2 slow and he was going 2 win!
lpsrfunshows 2 days ago
You must run every day. But you must run fast as you can every day about 5 miles sprint.
Apollo11ification 6 days ago
This really helps
superdottiemegalove5 6 days ago
Run Forever : Imagine Justin Bieber Behind You.
CerpowStamp 1 week ago
@CerpowStamp who that fuck is scare of gayber i mean what can he do to anyone if is not even a man
chechinio008 1 week ago
@chechinio008 he can sing so bad, you get scared ad run
CerpowStamp 1 week ago
@CerpowStamp TRUE
chechinio008 1 week ago
Computer: Did you know, Vitamin D help improve athletic performance?
*Eats tons of vitamin gummy bears
MrLkong92 1 week ago
99% of people watching this are of "color". Including me
Cresof 1 week ago
Step 1: Be black
Step 2: Run from cops
GoAnimateLOLZ 1 week ago
@GoAnimateLOLZ Really? Racist :l
TheKoolgamer360 1 week ago
@TheKoolgamer360 :D
GoAnimateLOLZ 1 week ago
step 1: run....... done
skater6400 1 week ago
Get your ass on fire and you will outrun a cheetah!
nublezb 1 week ago
On the 22nd day of that month, Smiles :D
blablafoof 1 week ago
Step one: Run
Step two: Run faster
Did you know that you use your legs while you run?
NukkaBS 1 week ago
Everyone of us need vitamin E (short of euro)!
SRBMilan007 1 week ago
lol i came to this video to learn how to run faster.. =.= .. not to learn to become a athlete..
geez... like if u agree or think the same...
yuany25 1 week ago
ask sonic the hedgehog
fpascale789 1 week ago
i just watch these videos to see the top comments
shiveringfetus 1 week ago
I thought 5 miles said smiles
Djasaurus 2 weeks ago
but what if you dont wanna loose weight? surely running 20 miles a week would make u loose weight
wow this channel is very retarded and has the most stupid advice ever
mrliampep5i 2 weeks ago
How to run faster: slap a black girl's ass
Slap a black girl's ass in front of her boyfriend
Slap a black girl's ass in front of her boyfriend and his gangmembers
Undeadbelf 2 weeks ago
step 7: do this again and again to be faster than sonic
55robloxmaster 2 weeks ago
Step1.Get high on vitamin D
Step2.Get a competition (Should be a grandmother)
Step3.Win her
Step4.Repeat steps 1,2,and 3 for 2years.
Did u know grandmas are old?
MultiModez 2 weeks ago
1.be jamaican
2.start running did u know jamaican people are the fastest in the world ??
alvezfreestyler 2 weeks ago
@alvezfreestyler Kenyans
ChaoBreeder13 2 weeks ago
fuck uuuuuu
alvezfreestyler 2 weeks ago
1:be black
TheMachinimaPWNAGE 2 weeks ago
@TheMachinimaPWNAGE shut up bitch, i'll rip your racist ass in half
RomRomBeast 2 weeks ago
Step 1: Get a horse
MiamisDog 2 weeks ago 2
give me some Vitamin D.
thenoseyrosie 2 weeks ago
Step 1: Get off the couch
Step 2: Kick a grizzlie bear in the balls
Step 3: You'll run faster, Alot faster
Did you know: when you grow up, You'll be older?
dfagnani 2 weeks ago
HOW TO RUN FASTER: 20 MILES A WEEK
kilerseven 2 weeks ago
"Comfortably hard pace".... Wut do?
MrGhettotech 3 weeks ago
Maplestoryfight 3 weeks ago
DOG
RUN DOG
RUN DOG RUN
Timmytimmy123123 3 weeks ago
How to run faster: let your girlfriend know you fucked her 16-year-old sister.
I can vouch for it.
redreaper2020 3 weeks ago
5 miles looked like smiles *cough*
Jimmiejam87 3 weeks ago
How to run faster: Show your mom your grades...
SuperKarelse 3 weeks ago 83
@SuperKarelse HA! I wouldn't even have to flinch! I have all A's and 1 B+!
Cakk01 2 weeks ago
@SuperKarelse Why would mom follow me?I taked a 3!My best grade EVER!!
ttuuddyyyyyy 1 week ago
Lol when I run I can't controlb my boobz
MegaTalented123 4 weeks ago
you will need:
steriods
step 1: fucking smoke the fucking steriods
tip: dont do it, okay?
did you know that people that smoke steriods have smaller dicks?
xSuicidalCries 4 weeks ago
@xSuicidalCries smoke steriods? :/
FATTY12468 3 weeks ago
@xSuicidalCries ...
Smoke steriods?
DAMNIT, I have done it wrong for.,.
Wait, I never used or shall use steriods...
Timmytimmy123123 3 weeks ago
easy imagine a army of bears is chasing you
didn't work go piss off a real bear if you escaped congratulations
try a few more times for more speed(and peed pants)
Biosoldier853 4 weeks ago
so many trolls
ecmpave 1 month ago
Next video: How to breath
MegaCristianocr9 1 month ago
how to run faster
step one:run faster.
did you know? that air is real
kevin45009 1 month ago
I like it when boobies go, "bouncy bouncy."
:3
Trumpetsongz88 1 month ago
what you need
a rottweiler
a pair of pants made of bacon
step:1 RUN!
minecraftdude80 1 month ago
Step one: be black!
MrBigAssSmile 1 month ago 2
How to run faster.
You will need... - An Xbox360/PS3 - An action paced game
Step 1 - Read the instruction manual. If it says a specific button allows you to run faster, than you got it!
Step 2- Press the button,
Step 3 - Enjoy!
HEYFilmStudios 1 month ago
Step 1.Dont be Fat!
Did you know if your fat you will be slow
nekonyapii1203 1 month ago
Step 1 . Stop masturbation. Step 2 . Stop trying to convince yourself masturbating has no harm to physical. Step 3 run.
Adomiso 1 month ago
@Adomiso Why do people like you exist? Keep the moral bullshit on religion videos.
waterdragon1908 1 month ago
did you know? chuck norris approves this message
ohheyLeighannn 1 month ago
we need no legs?..... Sweet
naruto55565 1 month ago
You will need,
to be healthy
Step 1: Go outside
Step 2: Run
Step 3: Run faster
Step 4: Become Asian
Step 5: Be epic
Step 6: I dont know
Tip : Runing fast makes you fast!
Did you know you live on Earth!?
TheangryGhast 1 month ago
ask those africans
muffetization 1 month ago
Step 1: Run
Step 2: Run faster
Step 3: Run even faster
Tip: Running faster makes you run faster.
Did you know running faster makes you more awesome?
theZinator 1 month ago 105
I've ran the 100m in under 11 seconds.
unless usain bolt teaches me.
i think i'll the my chances.
xXx00SLATERBOY00xXx 1 month ago
You will need: Your two functioning legs.
Step 1: Get a doberman that will run after you.
ThisisRMiranda 1 month ago
Step 1: Run
Step 2: Run faster
Darkflay123 1 month ago
1:06 looks at at chocolate bar and coke feels bad '~'
ImTheEmma 1 month ago
step 1 : be black
MiniDiablo1996 1 month ago
daaa u need a speed boost
timoizcod4 1 month ago
you will need:
condition
1.step:run
did you know that sky is blue
TheMenoflego1 1 month ago
New step, use STEROIDS
LolWH1 1 month ago
step1:money
step2:buy a nike mercurial
did you know c.ronaldo wears this
12FERga 1 month ago
Step one: be a rather fast black man
thelastthingyouseee 1 month ago
step1 : be black
superspartana 1 month ago
Step 1: Run Downhill
IHateItWhenIDie989 1 month ago
Why dont u do step 3 And 5
E1vardo 1 month ago
You will need:
A Spaceship
Step 1: Go to King-Kai´s planet
Step 2: Catch bubbles
Did you know that now you are just like goku?
kevinxtpp 1 month ago
Step 1: Run
Step 2: Run faster
Did you know Captain Obviouvs striked again?
rap1dcs 1 month ago
become black...
SheerSniper7 1 month ago
I ran 5 k every monday at my highschool my best in 39 minutes but we stopped running 5 k but we still run
mastergamer591 1 month ago
Learn how to truly run faster at spoxfit.com
spoxfitness 1 month ago
thumbs up if u came here cuz u got ur ass kicked
Martins2020eli 1 month ago
i can run pretty fast dont want to brag but i wanna run faster thats why im watching this
bernotas27 1 month ago
step 1: get your ass up from that chair
step 2: go out side
step 3: exercise
did you know you youse youre legs to walk
waffles4everful 1 month ago
1:22
"Run faster, jump higher!"
I took it, AND THREW IT ON THE GROOUUNDD.
/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
TheCoCkTa1l 1 month ago
0:26 Smiles :) haha
MineDesBest 1 month ago
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Are you aching after you run? Well Trevelyan Technologies might have the answer for you with its application called ‘Wet Test’ that helps select the correct shoe for you foot type in three easy steps that will help reduce you risk of injury from sport. Check out our blog for more details at trevelyantechnologies.blogspot.com or go straight to iTunes to buy it direct at itunes.apple.com/tr/app/wet-test/id419599088?mt=8. We can fit any foot, just give us a shot.
TrevelyanTech 1 month ago
@Rsandee idiot.
kid3307 1 month ago
I was hoping for technique advice- instead it just told me what I already knew... except the vitamin d thing
FalconFastest123 1 month ago
Who else said to the selves "I'm totally getting vitamin D" after the video ?
CBSflight 1 month ago
Usain Bolt = Vitamin D addict.
kcamp111060 1 month ago
Step 1. Be Black
Step 2. Repeat step 1
eyeballofdoom33 1 month ago
RUN FORREST RUN!
RemixMasterr 1 month ago
Pussies.
''That's racist!''
So what?
The funniest things are racist.
Besides, the only country in the world who has these pussy rules for racism is the USA.
Figures.
Rsandee 1 month ago
cool man XD 5 stars
wtfdr147 1 month ago
Step 1:Be Black/Mexican.
Step 2:Pretend There is Cops Behind You.
Step 3:Profit
Did you know black people are colored black?
ELBON6 1 month ago 3
Step 1: Train
Step 2: Run
RealDeathstrikeable 1 month ago
Don't call justin bieber gay........its an insault to gay people evrywhere
jshooter9 1 month ago
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step 1: get off your lazy ass
step 2: smack a beehive with a baseball bat
step 3: run like hell
did you know? justing bieber is gay
dj73171 1 month ago
step 1: get off your lazy ass
step 2: smack a beehive with a baseball bat
step 3: run like hell
did you know? happy cows come from california
ZeppelinWolf87 1 month ago 91
@ZeppelinWolf87 xD i laughed my ass off
HeJakeLong 1 month ago
@ZeppelinWolf87 they come from WISCONSIN
silenceimurderyou 1 month ago
@ZeppelinWolf87 I don't think happy cows come from California. Happy cows come from the midwest like Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa and those states
MsIcarlyfangirl 4 weeks ago
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ChaseZeeProductions 1 month ago
step 1: dont eat McDonalds 3 times a week
step 2: dont play xbox 6 hours a day Did u know: Usain bolt is BLACK, and WORLDS FASTEST MAN ( put 1 and 1 together and u get 2 )
stacyh65 1 month ago
step 1. practice
did you know. practice make perfect
dzulsffril 1 month ago
You will need:
Steroids
Step 1: Inject yourself with steroids.
Step 2: Follow the instructions given by @markustuberen.
Did You Know: Milk comes from cows.
djPTPONR 1 month ago 3
How to run faster.
Step 1: Run faster
Did you know? Blood is in your body.
pkeropl0x 1 month ago
I like milk! (thumbs up?)
gangster4208 1 month ago
step one: get up
step two: get that arrow out of your knee
did you know I use to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee ?
xWiCKEDxbacardi 1 month ago
step1. get nice running shoes
step2. wear shorts
step3. dont be fat
step4. throw rocks at a hornets nest
step5. run like hell and good luck!
EXTREMEKIWI115 1 month ago
So I dont need legs for this??!?!Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...
SpirosTheGreek1 1 month ago
1:19 SHORYUKEN!
candcinaba 1 month ago 8
I have to train to run faster!? Omg!!
TheLordDz 1 month ago
Step 1: Lose weight
Did you Know? water is wet
raristide513 1 month ago 95
@raristide513 Good one lol
Shemabill 1 month ago
@raristide513
Steam water is not wet.
MrStaxxy 1 month ago
LOL, You guise are so racist! XD
jarrii559 1 month ago
aww training? i thought there would be a cheat code like eating more pizza
playingwithfirehurts 1 month ago
step1:dont be fat
silentswan12 1 month ago
i thaut it would say do drugs or do steroids
kivork101 1 month ago
step 1: move ur legs faster
did u know people can run fast?
SteezySkater72 1 month ago
Step 1: run
Step 2: run faster
Did you know? Humans need to breath air to survive!
scepticly 1 month ago 2
Step 1: Do tons of steroids.
Step 2: Repeat step 1.
chewydog22 1 month ago
yea but he's white...lol
MrYutubeking 1 month ago
thumbs up if you watch these videos for the comments xD
Miglink1234 1 month ago
Hmm...now where can I buy competition?
PivotMillion 1 month ago
Step 1: Run really slowly but film it
Step 2: Use sony vegas to make the film run faster
You now run faster!
GPWfiles 1 month ago
qwop
Nabooru956 1 month ago
Step 1: Go find a black teacher.
Step 2: Finish.
bigfoot37106 2 months ago
You will need:
A bike
A pink jumpsuit w/hoodie
Step 1: find a black guy
Step 2: get him to steal your bike
Step 3: run after him in the jumpsuit
Optianal: get a buddy to run beside you and yell: "Nigga stole my bike!"
markustuberen 2 months ago 191
I think your thinking of little mac from punch out after a circuit
xxaddicted2mwaxx 1 month ago
@markustuberen that is kinda racist
enteen1 1 month ago
@markustuberen you forgot the did you know? :P
AndrewZaidan 1 month ago
@markustuberen Dnt be Racist :/
ProNo0by 1 month ago
@markustuberen
A tiny bit racist.
Mikesheesh 1 month ago
@markustuberen Hey, you forgot a guy with 8bit piano for the tune :c
MiroTheKing 1 month ago
@markustuberen i love that game
DamianKenny8 1 month ago
@markustuberen fukin racict
ant99lexy96caleb10 1 month ago
step 1: Join a gym
randomgamer2010 2 months ago
i dont need a leg? AWESOME
CalvinTeeKai 2 months ago
step 1: Jogging :P
weichao2000 2 months ago
Step 1: Run away from that knee-bound arrow.
redandbluebeater 2 months ago
Vitamin D is in sinlight, and black people have gptten the most out of sunlught after 1000s of years, AHAA!
mrfail04 2 months ago
How to run faster.
Step 1: Curse out your ex-wife
Did you know you have no friends?
DeltaianRevolution 2 months ago
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irocktheworld999 2 months ago
the secret in this video is to constantly run at different paces. what a fucking surprise
ehnogi 2 months ago
So is dont need legs?
xes187 2 months ago
I would like to be able to run faster..... Could some one help me with advice?
@runwithkyrstin2002
runwithkyrstin2002 2 months ago
Step 1: Listen to AC 1 chase theme.
TechnoManiac2 2 months ago
@thesirsadler what about the bbw's?
deansusername 2 months ago
Uh, I have open heart surgery, and my heart has to work twice as hard. THIS DOESN"T WORK!
MasterGamerful 2 months ago
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0:27 - 0:28 I though it said Smiles on 22
nachoabraira 2 months ago
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nachoabraira 2 months ago
So black people just have allot of Vitamin D..?
TheSirSadler 2 months ago
@TheSirSadler Not all black people are athletic... atleast I don't think so
TheEvilBunneh00 2 months ago
You will need:
A knife
Step one:
Pull out your knife.
rebarproductions 2 months ago
the only way he won is because the other guy is fat
edgarnajos 2 months ago
How to run faster.
1. Start running
2. Run faster
TuhRoll 2 months ago
if i follow all 8716 videos on this channel will i be god?
oN1GHTMAREo 2 months ago
step 1: drink redbull
TomJohnson10111 2 months ago
How to run faster.
What you will need:
Steriods
HeManPerson 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Im a hot girl that likes to run. come to my channel to listen to the dark electro music I run to <3
MarleKing 2 months ago
PoptropicaChanel 2 months ago
OR getting away from the cops
thull21 2 months ago
Step one: be black
imthebest4624 2 months ago
0:24 did he just say "the step one"
jAndro1d 2 months ago
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how to not get bored
Step 1: go on youtube
Step 2:watch random howcast videos
did you know that the color red is red
joergenist 2 months ago
everyone says
OMG YOU SNEEZED SEE A DOCTOR!
volubleasteroid 2 months ago
why do i keep getting these ads for a movie about a dolphin
isaac161000 2 months ago
im watching this cuz i used to be the fastest kid at my old school but now i moved to a new school and some ppl r fas