FanFic Critic Episode 129: "Cupcakes"

[AwesomenessItself87]

I read this fic, alone, at night and I didn't find it disturbing :/

[SorceressKassandra]

Yeah after I read this thing I ate nothing but crackers and water for almost 12 hours, and I had to watch god knows how many cute cat videos to get it out of my mind.

[123naruhina]

@SorceressKassandra O.O You did that? I was eating while reading it...I didn't even care XD I read Le Petite Four and done the same thing...you shouldn't read Sweet Apple Massacre. I'm still traumatized from it D:

[SorceressKassandra]

@123naruhina Sadly I have read that one. -_- I wasn't traumatized, I was super pissed off and nearly punched my computer screen. But other then that, and gritting my teeth everytime I hear the word "Eeyep" I've been okay. I don't even want to imagine what Le Petite Four is about though. >.<

[123naruhina]

@SorceressKassandra It's not very scary, just the same amount of scariness as cupcakes but the ending is sweeter. [It's not like Cupcakes were she sews Rainbow Dash. Since your not going to read, I'll spoil it. Rarity, being killed, actually makes an odd request. Sweetie Belle isn't to be killed. Pinkie kills Rarity but takes Sweetie Belle's number out.] Sweet Apple Massacre didn't need to even be created!

[123naruhina]

@SorceressKassandra It's just creepier than Cupcakes and Le Petite Four

[InvaderEli66]

I read this fanfic as an 11 year old and was not disturbed in the slightest, in fact I loved it. How is it that a lady over 20 and every other person on the planet is so irked by this thing?

[FanFicCritic]

@InvaderEli66 Perhaps you have issues, kid.

[scoursen1]

Yeah, after I read this I couldn't look at Pinkie Pie the same anymore....

[MsPerryRocks]

Oh lord...I was looking you up on youtube the other day, and on the suggestions said Fanfic Critic Cupcakes, and I was like O.O Oh my god... Ok, the fanfic now made Pinkie Pie one of my least favorite characters O_o I'm just not to fond of her..another good review ^_^

P.S Your the best comedian ever :D

[FanFicCritic]

@MsPerryRocks Thanks!

[MsPerryRocks]

@FanFicCritic Your welcome <3 And oh lord, the animated version of this fanfic is on the suggestions -_-

[CTOONfan1]

I just thought I'd make a few notes for you. One, the skull with a beak belonged to Gilda, an old friend of Rainbow Dash's. Two, he did mean to say parasprite. It's a creature in the show. And three, there is a part after the "gonna make a friend" where a little girl named Silver Spoon is about to have the same thing done, but another little girl Apple Bloom comes in to stop her as Pinkie promised she could do it this time since Silver Spoon is a bully of hers.

[FanFicCritic]

@CTOONfan1 Thanks for telling me. ^_^ I don't watch the show.

[123naruhina]

@CTOONfan1 Tell me where to find that part! I've been looking for it.

[CTOONfan1]

@123naruhina Check the copy on Equestria Daily.

[123naruhina]

@CTOONfan1 I looked in the whole Cupcakes section and found nothingggg.

[iJakexD123]

READ THE SEQUEL, BRO.

[FanFicCritic]

@TheHeroofShadows000 Thank you for defending me to this guy. He's probably not going to listen to you, though.

[TheHeroofShadows000]

@FanFicCritic I had to at least try.

[FanFicCritic]

@TheHeroofShadows000 Thanks again for defending me against that other guy. I removed all the comments, including mine, because more of these morons were bound to show up if I left them up. That's what trolls tend to do. I suggest you ignore both those guys if they attempt to contact you again. I don't want you to get trolled for my sake.

[TheHeroofShadows000]

@FanFicCritic You're welcome, FFC.

[FanFicCritic]

@TheHeroofShadows000 ^_^ (I loved your comebacks to that guy, by the way!)

[TheHeroofShadows000]

@FanFicCritic Heh, I dealt with guys like that all the time here on Youtube. They usually are idiots who have no life outside the internet.

[The38DODGE]

(To santa claus comes to town)

Oh she drugs you into sleeping, she'll torture you when you wake,

You  might as well enjoy it all, cause she's turning you into cupcakes!n she's aroundn shwe

be careful when she's around. you'll be gagged and bound, she'll also make sure your body is never found

Pinkie pie is coming to kill us all!

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE lol

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic I shouldn't mention this, but someone is making a story just like cupcakes. Only he's going to make it more bloodier, because he feels that it is to tame.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE That's not the true reason why they are making a "bloodier" version of Cupcakes. The real reason is that they have no original ideas of their own and just want to get famous by trying to copy something that was already done.

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic that's what I've been trying to tell him! but he won't listen. To make matters worse, I'm helping out. He wouldn't stop asking, I told him it's a big mistake, but then he offered me fifty dollers, which is in my wallet right now as we speak and I'm keeping it in there until he decides to drop the story. But maybe now I can tell him what you said. he'll delete this dumb story.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE Does he even know who I am?

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic Yes he does. He knows your the fanfic critic, which fanfics make you kill yourself, and your version of bat credit cart involves two hair colors.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE My own version of "Bat Credit Card"? I didn't even try to make the "Blondie-Brown" freak out resemble the "Bat Credit Card" freak out that NC did.

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic Oh. Well it was close.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE Not really. I didn't even deliver my freak out the same way he delivered his "Bat Credit Card" freak out. You see, I don't copy people.

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic I know. Well I talked it over with him, and he said he's going to drop the cupcakes copy, and is going to try something different, instead of cupcakes, he wants to try and make a sequal to sweet apple massacre, by making fun of the first story by making it look like it was all a dream.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE That's somewhat better...but it is still unoriginal and borrowing someone else's idea.

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic I'm sure we'll hit that original gold mine eventually.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE Eventually.

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic Well, I rhink I might have one, it's where one of the characters gets into the real world, and falls in love with a human, but when she is in the real world, she becomes a human herself.

[FanFicCritic]

@The38DODGE That works.

[The38DODGE]

@FanFicCritic Nice. Now to play some portal 2 to get some ideas flowing for the story. Whenever I get a massive headache ideas seem to appear out of nowhere, especially when my head feels like it's about to explode from trying to solve puzzles.

[freshtilldeathrocks]

derp

[alex93091]

I thought it was going to be bad when I read it. proven wrong and highly dissapointed.

[Lightspeeds]

Hey Meg if you ever needed to wash yourself clean of the pain that is Cupcakes. Just look up the web comic Rainbow Dash reads Cupcakes. IT'S A FUCKING RIOT!

[FanFicCritic]

@Lightspeeds Okay. ^_^

[ReviewerTeen]

Your house looks so cool. I wish I had one just like it :3

[FanFicCritic]

@ReviewerTeen Thanks!

[Jangwoofilms]

(slowly moves bowl of popcorn aside)

[AlukaKaiserin]

You have some pronunciation issues...foal, macabre, cadaver, several others...>.< Otherwise it was highly entertaining, but the mispronunciation was distracting :(

Generally, however, I was very amused XD Time to go watch the Sweet Apple Massacre video...

[FanFicCritic]

@AlukaKaiserin Thank you for pointing out my pronunciation issues. I know I have them but for the two years I've been doing this show, no one has ever brought them up! XD

[AlukaKaiserin]

@FanFicCritic -bows- Happy to serve ;P And there I thought I might have been too blunt XD

I used to get butthurt when people corrected me...then I realized that my writing has improved SIGNIFICANTLY since I started listening :P I try to forget that some of my old fanfics ever existed XD

[FanFicCritic]

@AlukaKaiserin My writing grammar is pretty good for the most part but I've always had a slight issue with my pronunciations when speaking. I have improved a lot since my days in school but I still have my moments, unfortunately. When I went into this show, I was expecting a lot of complaints with my pronunciations but was surprised when I didn't get any.

[MartaPD2]

I think you should read a my little pony fan fic called ''rainbow factory''

[GargoyleZoo]

The hunt for Sgt. Sprinkles is ongoing. Any information that leads to his capture would be deeply appreciated.

[Zovistograt]

Such a wonderful story. I like reading it to strangers and friends alike, grinning from ear to ear. I laugh jovially toward the end. I find it appropriate.

[TheStrongBadMan]

@Zovistograt You should read them sweet apple massacre. That will give them something to talk about!

[FanFicCritic]

@nintendosegafan912 Thanks...I think.

[The38DODGE]

if you think this isn't screwed up enough, listen to playrooms from shadow man while reading the fanfic. I dare anyone to upload a video doing that.

[sexhaie]

i mean "sweet apple massacre"

[sexhaie]

now can you stomach "sweet apple acres?" because i couldn't ._.

[JonnyMartin90]

FanFicCritic, if you want to read a good FIM fanfic, I highly recommend "Past Sins". Just saying.

[FanFicCritic]

@JonnyMartin90 Okay.

[jlopez412]

@FanFicCritic A warning, FanficCritic, do NOT read a mlp fanfic called Sweet Apple Massacre. It's far, far worse than Cupcakes.

[FanFicCritic]

@jlopez412 ...oops...I'm reviewing it for episode 156...

[jlopez412]

@FanFicCritic Don't do it Critic! You'll go mad!

[FanFicCritic]

@jlopez412 ...I already AM MAD! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Godzillawolf1]

I'd suggest reading "The Light In The Darkness" if you need a bit of therapy to recover from reading this fanfic. It's known as the "antithesis of Cupcakes" and is considered one of the best ways to rid yourself of psychological damage from reading Cupcakes.

[FanFicCritic]

@Godzillawolf1 Thanks! I'll look into it. ^_^

[CaptainOlimar247]

You want something to really blow your mind? Check out Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus's work, he has over 400 fanfics, all of them are completely batshit insane and weird.

[FanFicCritic]

@CaptainOlimar247 Okay.

[MasterClaymoreBlaze]

Just...wow.

Props to you for reading this nightmare.

[QuikVidGuy]

BE-yooooo-E!

[FanFicCritic]

@QuikVidGuy lol

[HardcoreHolly49]

Oh dear god... The FanFic Critic has done Cupcakes....

*head explodes*

[FanFicCritic]

@HardcoreHolly49 Yep...and it was painful...

By the way, you're my 900th subscriber! Thanks again!

[jlopez412]

@FanFicCritic Careful, Critic. There's worse stories than Cupcakes *coughs* (Sweet Apple Massacre)

[xJoJoYox]

It's pronounced Muh-cob (the word Macabre)

As in 'corn on the cob'.

...

just saying...

[FanFicCritic]

@xJoJoYox Ah, thanks for explaining.

[aciDC14]

You mad critic?.

[FanFicCritic]

@aciDC14 Meh, I had no choice. It was requested.

[thomasandferdinand14]

No a parasprie is a creature in the show.

[FanFicCritic]

@thomasandferdinand14 Sorry, I am not familiar with the show. ;^_^

[GPischke]

This guy's got a seriously messed up imagination! When did Pinkie Pie become a Repo Man? And by the way, it is "parasprite." It was in an episode.

[The38DODGE]

@GPischke well give the fanfiction some credit, though devilishly dark it is, if it wasn't for this we wouldn't have s

[The38DODGE]

@The38DODGE (Continued) seen another fanfiction named silent ponyville, which is actually getting it's on game.

[GPischke]

@The38DODGE I haven't read that and quite honestly I don't really care to.

[gitarguy06]

Hey, fanfic critic, do bittersweet next.

[FanFicCritic]

@gitarguy06 Sorry but it doesn't work like that.

[Lentertament]

I wrote an Altenative ending to this Fan-Fiction XD There as quite a few Alt endings to this.

[FanFicCritic]

@Lentertament So I've heard...

[Mustang84211]

You should read Pattycakes and Pattycakes 2. which are much worse than cupcakes.

[HardcoreHolly49]

@Mustang84211 Oh lord, I didn't know there was a Pattycakes 2...

[Mustang84211]

@HardcoreHolly49 There is and it is much worse than the first.

[paxtofettel]

You know, someone actually wrote a great alternate storyline based on Cupcakes. Its calle "A PRecious Rainbow". Don't worry, its 10 x better than this piece of excrementum.

[FanFicCritic]

@paxtofettel Interesting...thanks for letting me know. ^_^

[esalvatore111]

@FanFicCritic I read "A Precious Rainbow" and thought it was awesome. I also saw a reading of "Cupcakes" by a reviewer known as The Hardcore Kid.

[MrWarners14]

@esalvatore111 I like that reviewer and his reading of it is how I found out about the fanfic and a little bit of info about the series...the fanfic still SUCKS btw!

;)

[baliyae]

@MrWarners14 I like him too. He's awesome! And yeah, the fic sucks! :)

[MrWarners14]

@baliyae Yeah...

;)

[ShadowArc22]

May god have mercy on our souls

[ProjectSNT]

If you thought this was bad, you should read 'Sweet Apple Massacre.' It's ten times worse...

[AntonyBlalock]

..I liked it. Don't judge me

[AHoundoomNamedBea]

I migth admit that I like this kind of stories,but this is just too much gore for no reason at all.I personally think that the author can do much better,since this one was actually well written.The problem is that there was no reason for Pinkie Pie to be doing this.It's just ponies killing eachother for the heck of it.

BTW there are fanclubs for this fanfic.Can you believe that?!

[FanFicCritic]

@AHoundoomNamedBea No, I can't...wow...O_O

[Headbanger142]

Well, it was only a matter of time, wasnt it? lol and the funny thing is a couple days after reading that thing I saw a bunch of rainbow colored cupcakes on display at Shoprite. Thats Philly Cheesesteak for you there.

[FanFicCritic]

@Headbanger142 Yes, it was, I suppose.

[TheGamingUpdate]

My friend showed me this story. I literally couldn't believe what I read. It was actually well written, and some of Pinkie's jokes were funny in a horrible way. Nonetheless, this story made me cry.

[FanFicCritic]

@TheGamingUpdate I will admit that her jokes were funny but the story itself...*shudders*

[TheGamingUpdate]

@FanFicCritic I agree. I can never eat cupcakes without thinking of the poor ponies. I have no problem with gore and disgusting stuff like that, but I have a problem with it when the pure and friendly ponies of Ponyville are engaging in such an activity...

[Iceclaw77]

Is it wrong for me to actually like this story?

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@Iceclaw77 You probably have a dark sense of humor.

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

i was fine until the wing part. that will scar me for life.

[paxtofettel]

Fucking Finally, someone review this disgusting fic.

(though, there is a fic that is worse than cupcakes)

[Iceclaw77]

@paxtofettel Reall? What is it?

[paxtofettel]

@Iceclaw77 Well, other people have mentioned it. Its called "Sweet Apple Massacre"

[Iceclaw77]

@paxtofettel Oh, I've heard a dramatic reading of that. Even I thought it was disgusting, and that's saying something.

[moviemowdown]

03:24 I knew it, your a spy!

[chessykit]

...Am I the only one who read this fic and was completely unaffected?

[wave3436]

If This Fanfic Was Bad.Id Hate To See What The Next Fanfic Your Reviewing Is 0_0

[FanFicCritic]

@wave3436 The next fanfic is yours, actually...

[wave3436]

@FanFicCritic Ohhhh.I See =P

[SarcasticallyRandom3]

Great review! : D

[Iceclaw77]

Violent Ice loves this story! It makes her feel like tearing off human limbs with her hedge clippers!

[Iceclaw77]

The loud noise when the jacket came on scared me!

[VtheHAPPYLURKER]

I like to think that this was just a troll. A surprisingly dedicated troll. It's the only way to keep my sanity...

[FanFicCritic]

@SilvaWulf19 Ew...

[brndurham]

What kind of shit is this? Who writes a My Little Pony Fanfic wiht gore? What sor of sick, twisted, mind would come up with something this stupid and macabre. It's stories like this that make me more confiedent about my own writing.

[sonicguru]

@brndurham i was asking myself the same question

[Psychid45]

Was that a DS you were just playing?

[FanFicCritic]

@Psychid45 Yep.

[HyperPeanut08]

Probably the most disturbing thing about this, is somewhere out there, someone fapped to this.

[FanFicCritic]

@HyperPeanut08 0_o

[HyperPeanut08]

@FanFicCritic On second thought, maybe the most disturbing thing about it is that someone actually wrote it.

[FanFicCritic]

@ReviewerTeam To answer #2, I do all of the filming in solo episodes (except for Episode 120). I have a camera stand. When XArcangelAssassinX co-reviews with me, she'll do some of the camera work.

[TDIBattler]

That sound you made when the jacket appeared was hilarious.

Awesome explosion.

Seriously, this was awesome.

[FanFicCritic]

@TDIBattler Thanks. ^_^

[PikaTheProsperous]

Somewhere out there, this author is laughing at us....while eating cupcakes..

[FanFicCritic]

@PikaTheProsperous I bet.

[JuniorFanficCritic]

Oh my god! This is awful and distrubing!

[FanFicCritic]

@JuniorFanficCritic Indeed...it was hard to read out loud as well.

[JuniorFanficCritic]

@FanFicCritic Yeah it must have been. I hate really afwul discriptions like that in fics and books :L

[QuicklimeTime]

Good. Gravy.

This is disturbing. What the hell was going through the mind of the creator? Were they raised in an abbatoir or something?

[FanFicCritic]

@QuicklimeTime I have no clue...

[MrWarners14]

I watched the entire review and I have got to say, you sure are a brave critic for reviewing this abomination...the author can go fuck her/himself for creating this UN-GODLY piece of shit!

[FanFicCritic]

@MrWarners14 Well said.

[shinobi67]

*waves at the last vestiges of sanity as they traipse out the window* Well, at least these horrible monstrosities give us an interesting look into some of the more disturbing paraphilias. I think I need a hug...

[FanFicCritic]

@shinobi67 *gives you a hug*

[shinobi67]

@FanFicCritic Thanks. Somehow I was able to sleep through the night without any nightmares. Also, I forgot to mention this in my last comment, that's a very nice house.

[PrismPhoenix]

oh...ok?! that explains my question from the trailer. this is so damn funny!! this fan fic is worse than "Dinosaurs and the Doctor"! this is like episode 66 all over again, except for running in the woods and having the camera following you! i love your reactions!

[FanFicCritic]

@PrismPhoenix Thanks!

[FoxHotdog]

I no longer.... have... ANY thing to do with cupcakes.....

i-im gonna go .... g-go sob.... for a bit and.... and GO CHANGE MY PINKYPIE background.... ....... *sobsobsobsobsobsob*

[FanFicCritic]

@FoxHotdog :(

[gunpsycho]

Well... I pray you don't read another MLP fanfic that's this gross for a LONG time.

[FanFicCritic]

@gunpsycho Hopefully, I won't.

[darkwee009]

So you finaly read Cupcakes. Thank goodness for the multiple endings.

Any chance you might do Sweet Apple Massacre? It's worse than Cupcakes, FAR worse. In fact it's the only FiM fanfiction I found on TV Tropes So Bad It's Horrible/ Fan Fic page.

[FanFicCritic]

@darkwee009 I probably will read that one eventually.

[darkwee009]

@FanFicCritic (patts you on the shoulder) Good luck...

[KikiYushima]

Is it bad I didn't find it that disturbing? But, then again, the Animal Crossing thing probably made it not as bad for me.

The beginning was hilarious though. xD

[TedieJena531]

Did you buy a clothes beam before you did this episode? Cause I think it was on the fritz during the beginning of this episode.

[FanFicCritic]

@TedieJena531 No...in fact, I don't know what you're talking about when it comes to this "clothes beam"...is it in my room? If so, you must be thinking of the string that turns the light in my room on and off.

[TedieJena531]

@FanFicCritic The "clothes beam" is a joke from Dragonball Z Abridged, from one of the early episodes. Basically, it's making fun of the fact that people seem to often have some sort of beam that gives people clothes.

[FanFicCritic]

@TedieJena531 Oh, I see. Sorry!

[ChrisLang101]

(after hearing more of the story) Ugh! And I thought 'Rini's Horrible Death' was bad.

[lizardlord4k]

@ChrisLang101 ... I won't lie, I felt cold after going through this fic the first time.

[thefallintoinsanity]

I love you for doing Cupcakes <3 I actually love that fanfic XD

[lizardlord4k]

...You poor thing, just pray you don't read "Agony in Pink."

[ChrisLang101]

At least Mrs. Lovett didn't cut people up into pies until after they were already dead. This, on the other hand...

[FanFicCritic]

@ChrisLang101 Exactly...this is just sick.

[DayBreakization]

C̵upca̛ke̕s͜,҉ so͞ s͘w̛e̶e̷t̶ ͝a̸nd tasty͢.̧..

[RocMegamanX]

@DayBreakization Why is your comment glitched out?

[FanFicCritic]

@DayBreakization What's with this comment you left? It's glitchy...

[DayBreakization]

@FanFicCritic Zalgo text generator