Walrus/Elephant Seal Smashes Into Cars

[vladarte]

it doing sex with a car...what he is thinking?

[MejoradaDj]

First time I saw this, I was like HOLY SHIT that's big!!!

[Llzdd]

This one has anger issues....lol

[AINGELPROJECT667]

The red truck pressed sexual assault charges, but sadly, the sedan could not recover from this traumatizing incident, and committed suicide by jumping off bridge.

Please, if you know a car that has had an experience like this, don't just ignore them. Get them help right away. Only you can prevent vehicular suicide.

[45tmm]

What are you?

[Arkhuman11]

LOL! For some strange reason this is both cute and funny. I guess this is what happens when you pit Beast against Machine.

[Themindfulthoughts]

I guess im the only one who wants to snuggle it? :o

[blastmasterism]

so he beats up cars, and when hes done, he falls asleep.

[kwelboss]

Put me in a cage with him and I'll make him humble.

[kwelboss]

"Homer", lol!

[182popeye]

i think it was trying to mate with the car

[OhSnapItzDanny]

My teacher brought me here :)

[sufianansari7]

And thats only a female - could you imagine a bull attacking that same truck they'd be nothing left!

[amays86]

@sufianansari7 they clearly state in the video that this is a male walrus...

[sufianansari7]

@amays86 Ah sorry I was watching this one in the office with no sound so my boss couldn't hear..........

[IAmADalek]

@amays86 This isn't a Male Walrus. Walrus live in the North Pole for starters and males and females have large teeth. This is an Elephant Seal.

[amays86]

@IAmADalek okay dick, it's a male elephant seal...i don't care

[amays86]

@IAmADalek i don't work at a fucking zoo, i just read the title of the video...

[kiwiz59]

i was only young, but i use to live in that town "Gisborne" New Zealand... he use to come into the harbor every year around the same time, we all named him homer every1 in town always use to come down and see him swim buy. one year he just disappeared...

[msbensucks]

Dude thats awesome. That thing doesnt take any shit.

[a7xfanboylolololol]

"excuse me, you in the car, have you scene mah bucket?

[WTFate]

WHAT THE FUCK I DONT EVEN

[FinalSmashBrother]

@WTFate It think the cars are threats to there mating lol.

[sompret]

It's no freaking contest to begin with. They're like what happens when George Foreman is hyper on a can of Bonk! for their whole lives. Not only fat and strong, but also really damn agile.

[piplup2009]

That's a female isn't it

And at the end "screw it I give up"

[11271985joe]

Must be that guys ex wife tacking it out on the poor car agian

[DHREVOLUTION]

they said this was a video of a walrus I just see an american?

[kimmer6]

@DHREVOLUTION Yeah, her name is Wu Tang and she enjoys raping cars and busses. See her look of satisfaction? The only thing missing is a cigarette.....

[omgbrbg2g]

"WHAT ARE YOU!!!" xDDD Rob Dyrdek is the best.

[aldenrox123]

@omgbrbg2g yes amen

[CameFrombeyond]

This is the same creature that has been filmed swimming around in the waters of Florida. They think it's a sea monster on Monsterquest. Goes to show you that tv shows don't know dick. No longer a mystery monsterquest!

[malpo71]

its lonny from the office!!!!!!!!!!

[kayystarrr]

Ridiculousness brought me here (:

[otislinkman]

@kayystarrr Same here

[yourtube1234567]

....JHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11­

[sk8rgurl724]

I have never laughed so hard in my life xD

[lordofthedragonable]

why would he do that

[TheBammzie]

Is it weird I think he's cute?

[queerinn]

i'm astounded by his act of bravery, such a sweet soul

[TH3C0RPS3R]

Man: "hey i think that car has a bucket" Seal: "I WANTS MA BUCKET BACK RAAAAAGHG"

[nigen]

Fuck your car bitch!

[weng910]

Elephant seal and walrus is not the same thing.

[RailbirdFilms]

Saw this on The Daily Show. Ha ha! Maybe there will be tons of hits on it now.

[oopsy444]

@RailbirdFilms so did i i saw how he made pretend babies between the truck and seal. it was funny. i just looked for this so i could what REALLY happened. ty Daily Show other wise i wouldn't b here.

[sainthalo21]

dude fuck pony rides i want a walrus ride haha

[VTwinty]

0:00 Is the Elephant Seal making farting noises when he flops around the ground?

[DaBluePancake]

wow mother f*cker!! dat thing is huge!!

[mattcross1000]

TATSH WUT HAPPINS WEN WE AIN'T GAWT ARR BUKKITS

[samthepspuser]

WHERE IS MY FU*KING BUKKIT ?!

[porunga10]

Wtf walrus/elephant seal is this guy retarded? And are americans stupid? that thing could kill them and what are they doing standing within like 5 feet of it taunting it -.- And another thing his 'trunk' is tiny no wonder hes attacking cars hes pissed cause no female will have sex with him lol

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Looks like my mother in law trying to hop on her car

[Icelemonaide]

0:08 More like...flopping bags.

[Jackthegreendog]

0:05 recycled movie sound

[deanzed]

i wish the uploader knew the difference between a walrus & an elephant seal... dumb cunt

[club4ghz]

he love that car

[Minidrags]

Wow I didn't know Adele had such a temper when she was younger.

[Smackd0wnKing]

at least the car didnt get dented..

[tj462]

@Smackd0wnKing You're an idiot.

[Chiledwgz]

What a jerk

[1ns4ne1d10t]

I'm glad it was a Ford it was killing...

[Beastmode4224]

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[spikez015]

like a good neighbor, state farm is there....... w/ a big gun

[Mrburton35]

Hahah now go and try to poke it!! :D

[BahumutRider]

0:06 That hit didn't look very comfortable for the seal. Oh well, when you can't make it in showbiz I guess they take a job with car crushing. It's pretty easy, just look at 0:16 to 0:24. He's not even trying! He's just rocking back and forth.

[rombiez]

best video fo all time.

[MegaMuko]

I WANT ONE!!!!!

[WHITEZICANx]

walrus : im feelin horny

guess ill rape the shit outta that car

[Peter24397]

if this thing did this crap to my car i would fuck its shit up!!!

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something on the beach one night see video book trailer

[Sodericeberg]

OH MAH GOODNESS

[19tc85]

Excuse me, haz you seen muh bukket?

[DivinusLuxLucis]

This is not a walrus. Walrus are WAYYY more epic.

[XxAngelxX86]

I love the sounds they make.. :D

[darkjb48]

I thought this was edited when i saw it on tv , that thing is gigantic , all i can say is o_O

[halfahuman]

God... i wish i could've heard that call to the insurance company...

[sirNit]

"Ah hello Churchill, I need to make a claim..."

[Myfutureisbright1]

Its so full of raeg.

[MrMoviedreamer]

ITS REX RYAN!!!

[Donjeur]

@hasnachos shut up

[DylanStoll2525]

he is trying to mate

[qdub4949]

lol..this muhfuckas name is Homer. He aint playin.

[unspokenrespect]

I didnt like that truck either.

[Costinesuper]

Why? I live on planet Earth and I can't belive things like this happen... WHY? Is there a reason for this? (otwherwise, I find it pretty funny, hope that elephant seal it's well treated and it smashes cars just for fun)

[TalonWolf]

@Costinesuper No, it just lives on the beach and people - despite the warning posts - park their cars close to where it resides. I guess it thinks the cars are rival elephant seals, so decides to knock hell out of 'em. That, or it's simply something to pass the time.

Either way, I don't think much damage is being done to the seal...

[Costinesuper]

@TalonWolf Yea, it seems pretty tough. It's funny because the people are like "OMG!! A giant seal is wreaking my car!! OMG! A....what?"

[hasnachos]

the commentator is full of shit. the hood and outer shell of a car is not made of solid steel. it's made of fiberglass and aluminum. the elephant seal would be in pain if it was steel. that elephant seal should try to do that with the shovel of a back hoe or a wrecking ball. organic is no match for hardened metals nevermind mild steel.

[EchoesOf1971]

"Man, this pillow is realy hard, I, can't, seem, to get it any softer. Ahhhh, i guess that just have to do.. =/"

The seals thought while bashing the car at the end.

[PATSAINT85]

Its funny and awesome at the same time

[madi10171]

Attack!!!!!!!!!!

P.S I love this video!!!!!!!:)

[Orcaluv26]

@electricblue7 yeah the message is get the F*** out of my way!! LOL!

[Tedsowl]

GODZILLA!

[lukie117]

i would have kicked its ass if it attacked my car

[ChristopherGentry]

@lukie117

Are you by chance insane?

[TheYavorpenchev]

@lukie117 actually you're the one that's gonna go splat!lol

[bogalusa5]

I wish I could have seen this in person.

[david13gaspar]

NOT A WALRUS, IS A SEAL.

[TheRealTJErnie]

NOT A walrus.

I believe this elephant seal was in heat BTW.

[MikoYuukiSama]

Elephant Seal RAEG

[FreshAfricanPussy]

I WANNA RIDE IT, yeehaw.

[stalag58]

Damn thats my ex wife when she caught me with a 16 year old in bed.

[pkmChris]

well, all i can say is that this "walrus" got some seriouse social problems.

[marcoj25]

pause at 0:27

[intimadator2]

poor guy

[mariesadler]

I locked mah keys in the car!

[pcbb01]

isnt he hurt?

[Yowesephth]

It's adorable!

That said, I am glad it does that to cars and not people.

You would think that would be painful.

[TheRhclpardillo]

wow



[OhFuuckYou]

Omg i wish i had a pet elphant seal. I would name him fat ass<3 and he would be mine.

[nigen]

@OhFuuckYou

"Come here fat ass, see Mr. Burns' truck over there? Have at it fat ass!"

[o0stich0o]

@OhFuuckYou you watch to much finding nemo.

[MahBoi22]

Aw, he's just looking for his bukkit...

[rmsolympic1]

Would auto insurance cover that damage?

[jpd782]

Try explaining that to your car insurance company.

[NathanSaga]

i think its trying to comit suicide, that and its try to tell people somthin and no one i listening, that thing came near my car, its done >: )

[flippytheseal]

no means no. car don't want no lovin' from you, mr. seal.

[TheWs235]

This seal is defiantly going to be used in a dumb buddy film, when the protagonist(s) park their car for a minute, and then this seal comes out of a nearby tide pool and starts smashing the car, as the guys screams like morons, they scramble out of the back, and the seal drags the car back into the ocean.

[ThoughtScientist]

its doing the worm--with dance moves like that, its ready to go clubbing.

[chinchonchinchon]

this kid ain't behaving...

[tourvillain]

lol

[T0mahawk3r]

" I Can't open the F*CKIN' door!"

[yeahsonable]

This is fake!

[bloodynachos]

@yeahsonable its not it really happened

[cadman2300]

The title really needs to be fixed. I makes the brash assumption that the viewer can't tell the difference between a walrus and an elephant seal.

[7rancisco1]

It's messing up all the cars

[MikoYuukiSama]

LMAO

GO ELEPHANT SEAL

[Filby]

Man, if I came out of a store and found a giant pinniped bitchslapping my car, I'd freak.

[demidenialx]

I can haz mah bucket pweeshe? kthxbai xD

[NH20poloplaya]

That think is freakin huge!

[LesCrapio]

I think he's "got a hit" on cars.

[xDafac]

Omg sweet, Ill buy one today and walk it on a leesh! ;D

[krabby4000]

i could drive away from that. not that scary any more! but i still wouldn't fuck with one haha that sounds dodge but i don't mean that

[hello040646]

LOL LOOK AT :6

[niteowlsam]

"late model sedan" lollllllllls!! I know that's an old video but that car is nowhere near late model even at that time.

[niteowlsam]

I've always hated this guy -sheriff John whatever his name is- cause he would always exaggerate things wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much and would try to make even the stupidest incident to appear as if it were the biggest drama in the world.

[katana489]

16ft long and males can be 6000 lbs in weight

[GRANKOR]

badass. Elephant seals are bigger than walruses (walrii?)

[piplup2009]

dat things huge (and a female)

[electro900k]

can u imagine this thing chasing after you at their top speed of 10mph? damn

[pajep]

ya come out of Save-on you see and elaphant seal beating up your car

[MrPoilu]

I taught wtf this seal is so big ! until I realized those cars are so small , lol

[SamosIMP]

no they are really big some grow almost as big as female killer whales. thats what it said on the discovery channel

[MrBeast802]

I think i know why they called the elephant seal homer.

[bashit1234]

stark.

[galaandding]

There is no walrus/elephant seal... They are two different animals.

[welvismark]

0:24 haha he surrenders and also does a funny sound

[Ebutuoy1900]

i can't believe people are calling this thing a walrus...

[madatgravity1984]

@Ebutuoy1900 I would have called it a walrus, even tho it has no tusks, because iv never heard of an elephant seal. That thing is huge, lol!

[darkdemonwerewolf]

@Ebutuoy1900 (I know what you mean so pay no mind to my stupid comment that I'm about to make.) He is a walrus didn't you hear how he lost his two front teeth? (Yes I know it was a bad joke)

[raunchbear]

Do seals really live to 300 years old?

[DeafFret]

Wasn't the seal actually trying to hump the cars? That's what I heard.

[oneweirdfellah]

lol "late model" sedan..when was this taken?

[DeafFret]

@oneweirdfellah IIRC, it was circa 2000. Might have been 1998-99,

[oneweirdfellah]

I was talking about the AGE of the elephant seal homer

[DeafFret]

Well that was a very stupid way of articulating your question IMHO.

[u2bzane]

he's just havin fun, Homer's only a big dumb animal, he doesn't know what autobody repair is, just park somewhere else.

[themyspacethug]

No with any car; if you go fast enough you'd kill it.

[MikoYuukiSama]

@themyspacethug

WTF

[dakunna]

thats a young male, imagine the adult males about third or quarter larger then that:P

[oneweirdfellah]

a young male huh? it was over 20 yrs old idiot

[dakunna]

how do you know? oh and maybe its a northern elephant seal thats why i mistakin it and look at the freggin nose and should be bigger if it was full grown southern elephant seal

[FoodNegotiator]

dam he really fucked those cars up

[themyspacethug]

Just run the fat fucking thing over.

[jegelejeke]

cuz he be acting black

[jegelejeke]

I like how that Nigger is fucking up those cars

[Glapo]

@jegelejeke

stupid

[jegelejeke]

@Glapo

Thanx :D !

[sarsamis]

what a nigger

[creitz91]

blahahaha u cant call that a nigger!!1

[jegelejeke]

hahahaha LOL

[Fraggerayche]

最後、とても愛しそうな顔してる。

[Animehayato]

its probably saying fuck your cars bitches !_!_!_!

[YourRoyalSexyness]

I was seven the last time i seen homer, now im fifteen and OMG i wish that i could see him again in person. He was way biger in person man. It was cool when he came to tolaga bay, we live close to the beach and he was there every day for 2weeks lmao....

[endoTHEOSIS]

LMAO, 12:30 at night, and thats freakin hilarious.

[raunchbear]

lol, he's so pissed off

[edmobil]

im sorry mate its just my idiotic older brother being a noob his youtube name is cooolcars my one is edmobilv i forgot to log off!!! ;)

[josie10003]

whatever happened to him? he was part of pbs show called "animals behaving badly". apparently he thought the cars were either competition or potential mates (I forgot which). When he figured out that the cars weren't neither, he went back into the sea.

[benjoindevon]

Is this really New Zealand?

[BossHossGT500]

at the end he farted

[joe69rocket]

i always heard Navy Seals are tough... but man oh man this seal here is unstoppable! lol

[quasiman8]

Or perhaps that seal is just after the car stereo! Heh! Heh!

[myloveisshared]

can u imagine sitting in the car while that thing starts attacking? Better yet, what if they roamed the highways like deer? HELP

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