Chinese joke

[DRMcG33]

I can't understand you but uhhh good job yao ming

[SEBAzSoFLI]

jai to do me la te de ho ah ah dat ta ma la i dont kno who you are

[TheLycantis]

Ummmm... what did this guy even say?

[myusernameisbetter10]

right thumbs up if you dont have a clue what he sed

[goodfreey]

I remember this was america :(

[funnyjokers]

the way his trying to tell a joke is already a joke

[tommyxx1998t]

Why don't 2 Chinese people have a white kid?? Because 2 wangss don't make a white!!!!

[kornslipkn]

CLOSE THIs vIDEO Hes TRYING TO BRAINWASH UU

[kornslipkn]

its funny that instead of saying turtle he sais tautau

[stardragon117]

you suck ass at telling a joke. this is the first time i ever fell asleep within 18 seconds

[lythsian]

I've been around chinese people for over 20 years and I could barely understand a word.

[eragon3196]

what?

[1369iroiro]

DIE chink pigs lol

[Torbyz]

hey its ping pong!:D:D hes got my get:(

[Nashmetal100]

i got a joke for you what do you call when a chinese man get shot at a starbucks? a "capuchino"

[jollyjohnnyd]

Ahhhh i got it! Its really funny! But somehow i think if you werent chinese it would be a shit joke. Is that racist?？

[jollyjohnnyd]

哎呀 I cant get it. Would you do it slower or articulate or do it in chinese something...maybe not i guess but this is going to take a while to decipher. I hope its a good joke.

[3xoticj3rk]

omg hahahahahahah

[kisukez]

nice joke! hahaha! but i dont get it somehow! =(

P.S : u look like a gold fish!

[majorcomment]

assabodabodkanakablah blah blah blah i know who you are?

[ratman92]

what did he say?

[Ozarkarms]

That he was going to put pee pee in your coke.

[whothefuckami15]

w...t...f?

[faiz360]

i did not raff.

[TheMassiveC]

lol, fuk this dude is ugly

[INeverDie99]

Thurty fo fifty!

[drunknmunky12212]

im not gay but that dude got blowjob lips

[taingjessi]

I can't understand you...

[crazy2345]

LOL. Look at his thick felatio lips.

[jetdatboy]

why are you looking at them?

[DFRB7]

lolz he looks like he sucked a really sour lemond

[bigrock123]

is he talking english?

[skeetosh]

LOL HIS FACE IS THE JOKE

[JayADSF]

Hes face is the Joke dont you guys get it?

[wyz0010]

U fucking ruined Zhao Ben Shan's joke, but u r funny in another retarded way

[starfoxstarwolf5423]

transilation:9 times 4 equal 36 times two divided by two

[whitewhale1000]

HEYY I PUTTA UPAA COMMENT!

[robertolg90]

when i must laf?

[tewfick1]

vincent dang nw5 07538753530

[godsmacks1]

fisrt of all.....he needs to be hooked on Fonix... second he needs to shave and third...how the hell was that funny lol

[SolidSnakeBossMGO]

yoo lyek a caca

[glipster]

Someone, anyone, please tell me what the fuck he just said...

[tuner280]

the editing shop needs to shut the fuck up!

[yugandali]

講甚麼?聽不懂~~

[tuner280]

ching chong pyong diong biong...do you need subtitles for that? it means your a faggot ass bitch who cant even speak his own language much less english and can go suck a monkeys cock

[TheEditingShop]

Someone needs to go to a Anger Management/Tolerance for other cultures/how not to be an uppity little bitch on the Internet workshop.

[tuner280]

you little united kingdom little punk ass you have no life having videos of your self saying what you really feel inside you little shaggy headed bitch

[TheEditingShop]

0.o. . . Seriously. Grow up.

[tuner280]

grow up and suck a dick bitch

[TheEditingShop]

No you.

[tuner280]

were sitting here talking about growing up and you still continue with your gay little childish antics of responding back.........you need to get a life mofo

[SolidSnakeBossMGO]

quit bitching

[N2Y3724]

LOL I PISSED MYSELF WHILE READING THAT COMMENT!!!!!!!!!lol

[N4Nav]

hm, could we have some subtittles

[motleycruekid191]

Wow, you're a major faggot who needs to hit puberty.

[SolidSnakeBossMGO]

chata fuk up!

[TheEditingShop]

Don't you mean, "shata"?

Monogrammatic dunce. . .

[SolidSnakeBossMGO]

No! I mean Shut the fuck up!

[turksemeisje]

what did u say ?

[Flipsify]

WTF!!...do no wo u r...even a Chinese person didn't understand what you said dude..u sound like you're from Uranus!!

[911beats]

what the fuck

dis muddafuka say????????

waittt did he say diss my mama!!!!!!!!

[asiandrifter1]

wat the fuck...

[TunaCanTalkShow]

he looks like that guy from Pokemon!

[AbsoluteMenech]

brok

[SolidSnakeBossMGO]

haha....lol

[billalk9]

chinks looks like fucking aliens...

[wyz0010]

u look worse the way u are

[linkgbob]

shut the fuck up

[basketballLov3r]

hes mumbling

[Uttkc]

KATI KHEP DAWG... KATI KHEP /???

[charonmelza]

are you sending some signal to mother ship or sth? that was complete gibberish. Bet you think you're funny.

[Casman011]

I cant understang one WORD HE SAID

[mixviet9]

gay

[mixviet9]

i c this guy on the street il fck him up

[highlighternoob]

go suck a dick motherfucker

[highlighternoob]

fuck u ugly ass motherfucker

[crazyhockeyfan13]

wtf is this shit, dumb fuck asian.

[strich202]

have some self respect man!

[babyphat1414]

hes my best frend

[briggs1928]

fucking asian

[samisleeds1metalhead]

No change title to, "SHIT, i cant see the camera"

[unknown67c]

maybe they should change the title into

"the ugliest chinese ever: talking" lol

[mediumsteve]

translation please

[markeithmm89]

chinks should die seriously!

[fyre66]

fuck you white ass

[anthonyrulz1]

jews should

[rollrock47]

hey a chink with nigger lips lol

[markeithmm89]

its more like a chink with beaner lips and a honkeys skin texture buddy!

[Gurchain1984]

open ure eyes

[funnycrew08]

what went wrong in hong kong ? you chinese cunt. The only thing thats good about chinese people is that they can shag for ages. expecialy his mom

[NarutoRocksFanGirl]

DAFT SLANTY EYED CUNT!

[NarutoRocksFanGirl]

daft slanty eyed cunt!

[warriorgirl001]

it was not funny but i still laughed

[brydenj12]

all i herd was bear snake turtle rive

[gh3master55]

wtf is he saying:?

[xxxx2girls1cupxxxx]

wtf

[mandrow]

yeah fuck u buddy u Chinese ur fucking culture name is so gay to spell

[RPFA01]

nongnongnongnongnong

[julianrebelo123]

wwttfff are u sayyyinnggg

[b1412r9]

he is telling a joke about a bear, snake and turtle. the humour is in the way it is told.

[kornslipkn]

@b1412r9 i understood something like the turtle jumps in the trampoline jumps up then the bear catches the turtle and i dont know who u are