John Mayer Has Lip Stick Kisses All Over His Face.

[WeAreStateOfMotion]

That bitch in the grey is pissing me off

[karenZmusic]

is he drunk or he is just so funny?

[shuvitupyours2011]

John Mayer, mastering the art of trolling to the media since 2007

[whoaarin]

hahahahhaa is he drunk or gettin crazyy??!

[Kdowg20]

Ha...ha..ha thats funny shit u go john I wish I could step out of my life and be you for just one day I thank I would chill and play guitar wit u and try and learn some new tricks...your a very good guitar player ill give u that. Love and peace

[daanborges]

Carl Mayer Rocks

[yosraz1]

seriously WTF?

[cherrypieguy]

cars money, big fuckin deal...."hey John" fuck fame who cares...i gotta take a shit do you john?.....you look eally happy bro? congrats? atleast you can pay the credit card companies and anyone else? But who fucking cares? I like you but your NOT Eric Clapton and will never be...so get humble fucker....you ever see JT acting a fool bitych? nope? because he's actually smarter than you??? But you are funnyier...so I like you too.....suck off beothc

[geezloueeze]

He needed to cut loose and let off some steam. No harm in that. He was in the middle of trying to get an album done. Not only is he responsible to a lot of people, he's hardest on himself (I think)...that's  a lot of stress.

[geezloueeze]

the dude is doing his very best and I love him. He's learning. Give him a break. I admire his ambition and drive very much. Let him be.

[sashakjv]

i love it-set up-who is the douches now!! f-ing papparazzi

[DavidCookFan146]

hahaha omg cutest video ever! Oh John. <3

[hggggjk]

AND good-looking. 

[hggggjk]

Youknow. You guys are all complaining about him having too many girlfriends and breaking their hearts. That's bullshit. You know why he has all those girlfriends? Because he's nice and funny and irresistible.

[hggggjk]

Mmm little drunk?

[DMB206]

So this is why the Jackson family invited him to the funeral....

[rinuextreme]

oh he's drunk xD

[strandwolf]

He's not into black chicks, we know that. He put it rather maladroitly in that Playboy interview. Something about his dick being a redneck haha.

[davidbrucemusicvideo]

LOL! John was this close to passing out! LOL! WAY too much to draaaaank!

[reyromasanta1957]

real happy for john mayer that he is having fun at d expense of those stupid press idiots. john found a way to get back at those idiots....

[drah22692]

love how he deals with the paparazzi, and oh yeah, the most adorable, horrible dancing ever...lol

[Lippreader]

I that how it is in America? that celebrities never can walk alone without paparazzies spying on them? Or harrassing them to be honest. In nothern Europe it's not that bad at all compared to America

[coreycgrice]

I fucking love this guy

[25jonathan]

i couldnt live a life like his.

[duveimperial]

I hate this guy.

[CrisFerry]

this guy's a fucking loser

[iwantJCmusic]

@CrisFerry if you think he's such a loser, why are you searching up john mayer on youtube in the first place?

[CrisFerry]

@iwantJCmusic I didn't search. Came up on the suggestions for hollywood.tv and I made the horrible mistake of clicking on it.

[disneylipstick]

LMFAO. "14 man, 14". LOL at them just busting out singing Micheal Jackson. I never noticed his tattooo's. Wait-- I never knew John Mayer was so funny.

[wendel88]

i think this is Johns way of dealing with something thats horrible..like stalking..he wants to give them a story cus thats what they are there for..so he does that and know that then he can be left alone the rest of the night.,.sad really..but i think John is a highly intelligent person..so he does this to deal with it.

[mmt567]

he's so funny-- how can you not love him?

[bowiehs]

woe he is drunk as a skunk HAHA

[cassandre2468]

is he intoxicated?

[needdamoreoftht]

14 man!!!!! Hahahahahahah this shit is hilarious

[TheOkanokazuya]

haha he drunk, but it's ok because he has to be relax

[Lippreader]

the video title should have been "Attention Whore John Mayer Makes Guys Sing "man in the mirror" While Dancing In The Middle Of A Circle In A White T-shirt With Lip Stick Kisses All Over His Body"

[IaMdApArTyXP]

I don't think anyone in the world can be more amazing than John Mayer :P

[Lippreader]

@IaMdApArTyXP especially not after watching this video!! LOL

[missmumblehappyfeet]

your mum

[slipnsliide138]

OH GOD i lovee him

[Maddienpox]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHXD

[AnonymousWhitePerson]

John Mayer is Hilarious!

[RosaParks312353]

I love him so much it causes me literal pain.

[theFreak392]

i new he was such a talented musician,

but i wasnt aware of his mad dance skills!!

luv u JM<3

[beliza87]

this is so wrong it's right

[nylawyer55]

I hope he dies... I hate him. He is evidence of what is so wrong in this world. No values; treats women like shit. Thinks he is so great. He couldn't tune Clapton's or Thompson's guitar. He is a hack.  He sucks. Die asshole, die already! Take an overdose. Get drunk and drive into a tree! PLEASE.

[Resourcefulchicken]

@nylawyer55

lol ur dumb.

[IamAsi94]

@nylawyer55 your mother is eating

[stratocat04]

@nylawyer55 Awesome!!! A "lawyer" just blamed john mayer for the world's problems. LOL.

[capdeelite61]

He was drunk here..LOL

[Azmodeas]

I think thats so funny. John Mayer is sweet for hooking up with lots of girls, props. And his music is tight.

[williwo]

So causing breakups and suspicion is a "Sweet" thing? Would you be ok if your partner hooked up with people behind your back? OR would you find that "Sweet" and "Charming"? Thats not something to give props over. John Mayer actually being able to keep a relationship would be something to give props over.

[Azmodeas]

Yeah for John Mayer it is sweet u faggot. He famous so he can fuck around all he wants. Thats what I would do. Your ovbs the biggest loser williwo.

[williwo]

Oh shut the fuck up and go rant to somebody who gives a rats ass you damn bastard. I made my point so accept it or reject it. You would do the same thing because you don't have a shred of integrity in your punk-ass body. Now go ahead......make your shitty comeback you fuckin Schmuck

[jewelfewel]

just leave the guy alone he's having fun with it

[parkerlane13]

think about if you were followed everywhere you go by papparazzi, that would be so routine and dull, id have fun with it to just so it doesnt piss me off, id be doing worse shit tho so maybe they wouldnt follow me

[NMVK3]

OMGG MICHAEL JACKSON WOWIEE and WOW JOHN MAYER IS HOTTT !!!!!!

[JustSebon]

who´s that fat, intrusive girl that´s pushing her ass in front of JM?

[Bee000]

I lol'ed thank God,he ignored her.

[hersheykissie12]

@JustSebon Hahahahahahahahaha.

Sorry. This comment may seem unnecessary but that made me lol so...

[gdtrfb81]

@JustSebon Some mammoth fat drunk idiot.

[steeldrill]

@JustSebon Now that's the truth. I'm trying to see Carl and she's all in the camera. I'm like you're nobody! MOVE out of the way! lol

[ichlegekeinwert]

@JustSebon When he left, she made a "Forever Alone" face

[nicoledyckers]

@JustSebon shes not even that fat.

[MonaxLisaxx]

hahaha soooo funny. he's clearly messing with them.

[memphisangel56]

John Mayer is such a total douche bag. Those lipstick marks are such a setup, he's such a loser and his music sucks.

[jadedbutterfly27]

Yes, they were a setup. He tweeted about the lipstick before he even left the club. He likes to pick at the paparazzi because they are idiots who stalk him. He's not a douche, you read too much gossip. He's actually a very nice funny guy, who just likes to have a good time.

[memphisangel56]

Nope, he's a douche.

[jadedbutterfly27]

I suppose to people who don't know him any better he might seem that way. He's not. He's actually a very nice, funny guy. You see the public image though, you don't see the real man as he is.

[regelemihai]

"to people who don't know him any better he might seem that way"

So you're implying that you do know him personally? Cause' that would be pretty cool.

[williwo]

I'm not saying Mayer is a bad guy.....but the way he uses women is ridiculous.....it goes against the message of his song "Daughters". The guy has like at least 2 girlfriends every year. And his comments on Twitter do make him look like a douche. He actually said "I should be having sex with more girls." What kind of lame-ass bastard says that? One who can buy sex I guess. Hopefully he changes. I do like some of his music though...minus "Your body is a Wonderland". "Gravity" is great though

[hermanshermits124124]

@williwo You have to listen to the text of daughters, to understand it, not just think up your own explanation... Its about dad's not being good to their daughters, and therefore girls being unable to love guys. He explains it in one of his performances.

[williwo]

Just curious....are you a boy or a girl? Just curious bucause I always assume I'm talking to a boy on Youtube...but you never know. And yes I understand the song and know exactly what its about. Its a good song. Its about Dad's respecting(or not respecting)..and how girls react to that. My point is that it seems to be a finger wagging song on an issue on which Mayer comes up very short himself. The guy is not the most respectful in his handling of women. Hes a player..would a good dad want that?

[XxHaHaXx3]

@williwo What kind of guy says that? Uhhh... Just about every guy that's not completely gay in America!!

[williwo]

@XxHaHaXx3 Oh shut the fuck up, please. Theres a lot of straight guys that dont say that shit.....at least not publicly like that in an idiotic and foolish way. Just because you're a decent human being doesn't mean you're a faggot you damn bastard.

[XxHaHaXx3]

@williwo Wow, I didn't mean for you to get all mad and sweaty over it. Please calm down.

[williwo]

@XxHaHaXx3 Oh I'm not mad man...just messing around. Its all good.

[MrNebelful]

@jadedbutterfly27 amen

[Fender1424]

@jadedbutterfly27 Exactly. Watch the video "Makin' Music with John Mayer" on funnyordie. it's hilarious,

[Jaydzs]

@jadedbutterfly27 agreed, i am a musician and aspire to his musical abilities, and just idolise him as a writer, guitarist and musician, i think he is a great person aswell, good sense of humour and down to earth, people read the tabloids about him and think he is a jerk and a douche when its just extreme to say that! people see people having fun and then jump to conclusion calling them often irrational things.... dam media

[wayfarered]

no offense but you sound like a total bitch, and you seriously don't know what good music sounds like when you hear it. no offense of course...

[mebaran]

jealousy is spelled: memphisangel56....

[GibsonSGlenn]

holy shit all those hot woman!!!

[TheAmoristic]

haha, he loves to fuck around with the paparazzi.

[BryantDeltoro]

he's turned into such a dush :/ shame too cuz he was my idol

[starringReina]

yeah totally...me tooo!

[cabrerascrazy]

this just makes me love him even more.

[Jelloxox]

Funny thing is John prob. wasn't even drunk lmfao

[bubblegum404]

omg leave him alone, are hot ppl not allowed to let ppl kiss them? get a life paparazzi

[gsgalli]

is he drunk really??

[snowgrl098]

probably a little bit of both. :)

[bboyxchristian]

is he drunk or just really silly? lol

[snowbrdr88]

lol, oh man, I love how he has fun with the poparatz.... So great.

[katmal2006]

Wow! I wonder if he ever imagined he would be performing at Michael's funeral a month or so later. Creepy!

[Doesntreallymatter20]

John Mayer is such an over actor

[stylerkidpro]

he does it on purpose for old those idiotes

[ELINEHZ]

isn't the guy singin his brother ?

[katibou14]

yes, carl mayer;)

[anchy0000786]

ohh i hate that stupid bitch.

[Jelloxox]

lmfao John is fun. his humor is the best. Its great when someone can make fun of themselves "His MJ sounds worry me lmbao

[berre208]

love the dud and his jokes, always funny when the papz gets that he's jokin' xD

[LJB3388]

If you guys didn't know it was a total joke and setup ha, he never ceases to amaze me :)

[samuraigaru]

Good thing Jennifer Aniston is not dating him anymore.. John Mayer..yuck

[highonbeingnormal]

Good Solo at the Michael Jackson, Memorial John :)

[Kooovin]

what a pimp.

[whatthefudgeeeee]

what the hell?

[Bazlad78]

Wanker!!

[gissy50]

OMG. He's singing a Michael Jackson song. Who knew that just a couple weeks later MJ would be dead. =[

[trishjay]

I liked JM before I started following him on twitter. Turns out he's somewhat of an ass and I just don't get his brand of humor.

[TerryKrumps]

his brand of humor is called sarcasm. Read a book.

[samucalencar1]

hahaha

[jasmine69kitty]

that lucky bitch with him is my best friend LOL

[atia50908]

I lovo you John!

[smoggums]

He will always be cool!

[alenest]

He is not happy.

[greenzkid51692]

y not?

[greenzkid51692]

matta fact i get chu

[plcor]

i think you're great, man but... that was sooo ridiculous...devia estar 'trêbado"...pffff!!!

[leobrl]

what is this song that john is singing?

[HeartBeatOfYourLife]

Man in the mirror - Michael Jackson

[coldmayy]

John will wright about these girls in his next cd. ¬¬ I really sorry for him to be changed this way.

[CuteGal786]

How has he changed he's just joking around gosh... your taking him too seriously.

[acrosstheuniverse185]

if anyone else did this, i'd think it was lame. love you always, J

[PCAZA1]

Lady LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dholmes299]

Luv Ya John!

[pottersprincess]

i think this dude has some serious issues. ?Hes rude and full of himself.

[eel619]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SearchingYT]

john mayer is a dickhead

[plankton07]

I don't blame him lol

[danbrown565]

good thing jennifer aniston dumped his ass

[jaideepbs]

lucky bas***

[natedizzle83]

i used to like john mayer...

[disneylipstick]

@natedizzle83 Why did you stop liking him?

[spareaxe]

I wonder how much he paid them? His music has run it's course, and he's not going anywhere soon.. Sad!!!

[enissefo]

fag

[bigdsears]

el creepo.. i saw him on tmz and he like spits at the camera, nice guy

[draper916]

LEDGEND!!!!

[joshsedillo2007]

that ugly bitch tryin to get up and dancin on him hahah

[tumcubus]

chill ppl it's just a prank

[ApexIXMR]

uh...Jennifer Aniston dated this?

[cwazeychick]

yuck!

[MengoMango]

i want him exploding

[Pain5155]

this guy is a dumbass, how is he even famous, he looks like a fukin turd

[backpain100]

haha that's the way he is. Very misleading sometimes.

One of the best guitarists around. And smart, other wise, the folks at Berklee school of music wouldn't invite him over for some lectures.

I highly recommend you to look him up on youtube for stuff that they never play on the radio. And this is coming from a teenage-obsession-syndrome free guy, you can count on me.

[niekas]

looks scripted and fake. probably photo-op to disprove rumors about John Mayers gheyness

[totallyrandom02]

Aniston is unlucky. First with Brad and now with John. She must be really jealous.

[CiaoVino]

John Mayer just scored like 294582 cool points

[totallyrandom02]

true

[MYCOCKISHARD1]

STUPID ASS NIGGER :D

[Labbaik100]

hello

[bafoonbaboon]

hello

[SatiricalSatire]

I wonder how many times John Mayer can say, "I'm a fool".

[iiswansongii]

He posted on his twitter that he was going to do this for the paps. too funny.

[mrjagreeez]

watch?v=7KbJa2rVFPA&feature=ch­annel_page

[muzikscud23]

The fact is he's human and is just like any other person that enjoys partying with friends at night and he's not going to stop just because of his status, the press just love being vultures

[dompascarella]

John messing with the dumb ass paps..great

[Gehooah]

WASTEDDD

[bigdsears]

he seems kinda creeypy

[anintals]

who the fuck is this douche?

[speed66450]

You gotta love his " wannabe a tough guy" sleeve. What a candy ass this guy is. Silly little Diet Rock Star... tricks are for kids.

[stanmattfukhard747]

hey may hav probably ,paid his mother to do it.,.,.,.,.

[msmartian118]

and we are supposed to care? lol

[spilloholiker]

What is the girl at 0:37 trying to do?

[IMJamaica]

Gravity wants to...

[CPVNYC]

COOL BEANS ! !

[biotoxin21]

guy is a fuckin retard

[Tinaphan45]

why is that lady dancing

[daerrol]

stick to songs co

[nowwerampage]

Fair play to him, thats the way to deal with the papparazzi!!!! Give em a dance! ;)

[Jonasbrothersfan86]

man whats wrong with him..?