Rocky is so cute, i hate that he is gay. all the hot gay guys on youtube are gay :( I bet he is an amazing bottom boy for those lucky men!!!!!!!!!!! Rocky if you ever want to try a hot girl hit me up ok!!!!!!!!! I would love to tea bad u for dayz!
Psh, face tagging when someone is passed out isn't the worst or funniest thing you can do ;D
Once, like last New Years Eve, my friend passed out and he sleep walks, so we put him outside, and started telling him shit, and the next thing we knew he was running around on the street yelling "I just banged my grandmother" and people started clapping and taking photos, even the neighbors came to watch the show!! :P
Good blog Roc. I applaud your good deed with the weird girl. I try to do one nice thing a year too.
No one has ever written anything on me before while I slept. I was raised by my father, an ex-marine. To make a long story short, I sleep very lightly out of fear. lol I did get a couple of BJs from pretending to still be asleep while it was going on. So, I guess instead of being written on while I'm asleep, I'm usually raped. ;-)
well i got in to a fight earlier that night some guys found me at my buddies pulled me out of the house and kikt the ever living shit out of me they must of been pussies cause they didnt wake me up from my slumber
hehehe, i wouldn't make out with an ugly girl... idk i would just find a hot one to make out with without me asking her or her asking me. and my name is junior, peace.
ready for my amazing new years story? haha great great. okay so my guy friends (twins :D) slept over... ;] a day or two before new years and one of them had the flu. of course i spent my new years sick... with the flu! and my throat sucked so i drank cider while everyone drank champagne. :(
Hha I watched your last video and I was thinking the guy would freak out, like I would. But he didn't`?? Man Rocci..you have some nice ass friends then.
if i was there, i would have been like, "no, sorry, he's with me." lol
not this last new years, but the new years before 2008 i partied pretty hard and fooled around with this guy i kinda had a thing with. it was reeeeally bad. :T
one time i fell asleep at a slumber party when i was in middle school, and they started to draw on me but i felt the marker on my face so i screamed and they screamed and jumped back so i ran into the bathroom to wash it off. luckily they didn't get a lot on me.
My living wish is; he dies before he gets to kill it..... It's bethetic why would someones "dying" wish be to "kill" something. And your not a dick for thinking its stupid cause it is
ROCCI, i had a worse new years eve than you. long story turned WAY short, i bought a ticket to go to a rave. on the way there, my driver got arrested so we walked the rest of i started burning up because i was sick and i ended up losing my ticket and not having the money to buy another. i called my mom and we sat in a car for 5 hours straight while i burnt up in front of a Food Mart until 4am. by the end of the night, my purse got stolen. midnight= car + mom + fever in front of Food Mart
hahah ur so cute. yeah why would you wanna kill a moose? I went to together as one 2009...it was the time of my life. you should go for 2010!!!!!!!!!! :)
yeah, he's a dick. i read the story about a dying kid whose wish was to help others and he helped to feed the homeless. now that's a great kid. the one that wants to kill a moose is just wrong. cause he'd be an ass even if he wasn't dying. the dying part doesn't change the asshole part. i do feel sorry for him though. i wish he has a change of heart.
Rocci, will you make out with ME? I'm a guy, but before you say no: I have cancer and it's my dying wish to make out with you. Please let me die happy.
You are Too Cool.....and Yes I hope another Bush will Never be in Office...They made this Country what it is today.......Sad......Give me Hilary and Obama.....But I rather have Rocci instead...You could do better without even trying.
MEOUW! ! ! ! dats some scary shit and dont get all pissed about how i spelled "mew,meow,meoh,mow" thats a cat noise u know i cant spell and if u dont now me well enuf to know i cant spell u have no right to comment on what i says
.....wow i got realy off track any way MOW(cat noise)! w/e
OMG - so glad to hear that Sharpie washes off - I was a little concerned!! In that case, it was much funnier; so he didn't even give you a "good job, fucker!" or "good one!" or anything? Just "meh?" WEAK.
What exactly were you hoping for?? LOL His wrath? :)
ROFL . I went roller skating at local rink - i left before the midnight balloon drop - walked in the house at 11:58 pm - and tuned to see if Dick clark was still alive - He was - I went to bed at 12:02 - and i did not even have a single penis jotted on my face with sharpies rofl..
Well... I have been sick with cold / flu so i have been trying to get alot more bed time .. haaa haa.... no jizz in sok either... haaa rofl
Well there was this bunch of underage motherfuckers shooting fireworks and shit, which got me really annoyed so I threw an empty champagne bottle at them just for the fuck of it. Well I was going to miss on purpose. This one kid , like, starts to panic and tries to run away, at which point the bottle fucking hit his head. I don't know if he died, I just ran the fuck away, all I heard was there was an ambulance there later and shit. I don't regret it though.
my new years eve sucked too, highlight shoving an assload of marshmallows into my face....u bored....wanna see it, check my channel...otherwise your NYE sucked pretty bad too lol, but your friend with the pen all over was hilarious...reaction = anticlimactic
you would make anyones year by kissing them
amicusnemini 2 years ago
Your like Dane Cook but funny
BoxerSantaros22 2 years ago
This guy is a dick, what a complete moron
theres 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back again, what a waste
bluegsp 2 years ago
lol
Shifty567 2 years ago
Rocky is so cute, i hate that he is gay. all the hot gay guys on youtube are gay :( I bet he is an amazing bottom boy for those lucky men!!!!!!!!!!! Rocky if you ever want to try a hot girl hit me up ok!!!!!!!!! I would love to tea bad u for dayz!
rene1963 3 years ago
hes not gay...if he is he is in the closet lol
peasinacan 2 years ago
do you mean you want him to tea *bag* you? or you want to *be* bad for him? I'm confused.
he is cute though. he'd be way cuter if the chain around his neck didn't have a cross attached to it hehe :)
FortunateSon87 2 years ago
I like how he flashes his PUSSY so briefly..
nickster3k 3 years ago 2
this is my real name....well DAme...still close enough
DamevsDame 3 years ago
haha eat a bullet,,new slogan
DamevsDame 3 years ago
I love how u showed us your pussy in the begining, so random!!
preciouzpistol 3 years ago 5
lol, his pussy tickled me XD
(his kitty made me laugh)
lol, it's funny how you can make anything euphemistic or falic, especially with kitties' other name ^^
TAz69x 2 years ago
i spent new years in jail hell ya go me
missbree89 3 years ago
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"are you seriously" i cant wait till this kid eats a bullet
bomagic2883 3 years ago
hey dude my GF thinks your hot
88think 3 years ago
that guy's a dick.. definitely :D
rockinfish14 3 years ago
Ok, you're hot.
CLEdwards1982 3 years ago 2
I loved Al Frankin since Saturday Night Live!
redmark19666 3 years ago
i meant Al Franken.....sorry.
redmark19666 3 years ago
haahaha you really very funny! You make me feel better while whatching your videos! I love u dude ;)
tedkutu 3 years ago
"It was 40 below on the stalled bus, we were forced, FORCED, I tell you, to copulate in order to stay warm!"
Good for you for the community service... that person's New Year started off right!
And it coulda been much worse... coulda been Jeb Bush!
Moegiust 3 years ago
sorry to bitch at you, you're not bad
patzivota22 3 years ago
Al Franken is GOD!
And that PARTICULAR cancer patient can't die soon enough.
twochordcool 3 years ago
kid just wants to pull a sarah palin mann give him a break. snipe some moose with a 50 cal from a chopper.
mshalopd 3 years ago
MORE CAT!
dubkr3w 3 years ago
HAha, killed a baby, stabbed a grandma. LOves it.
nAtAcHaRoX 3 years ago
lmao so random with the cat
UnbornMedia 3 years ago
Psh, face tagging when someone is passed out isn't the worst or funniest thing you can do ;D
Once, like last New Years Eve, my friend passed out and he sleep walks, so we put him outside, and started telling him shit, and the next thing we knew he was running around on the street yelling "I just banged my grandmother" and people started clapping and taking photos, even the neighbors came to watch the show!! :P
envouge1234 3 years ago
Dude I ate a bullet and moved to purgatory. Best New Year's party EVER. Except purgatory is loaded with senators and piss-coated toilet seats.
TormentedByDemons 3 years ago
You Tagged on Someone's Face????......You Punk.
redmark19666 3 years ago
Jeb Bush..........What up with that??? Blabba Dee Blah!......Stupid after Stupid.
redmark19666 3 years ago
So Cool but another Bush should be elected into Office so this whole Country can just like Hee Haw!
redmark19666 3 years ago
LuV'z ya rocci!!
BlondeBratZ1 3 years ago
Niiiiice cat.
NinjaXsunshine 3 years ago
my god rocci
u r officially a mad cunt
xbloodonblackpaperx 3 years ago
if we get drunk would you make out with me?? haha. ;)
picturesintheair 3 years ago
Good blog Roc. I applaud your good deed with the weird girl. I try to do one nice thing a year too.
No one has ever written anything on me before while I slept. I was raised by my father, an ex-marine. To make a long story short, I sleep very lightly out of fear. lol I did get a couple of BJs from pretending to still be asleep while it was going on. So, I guess instead of being written on while I'm asleep, I'm usually raped. ;-)
Bbabcock8 3 years ago 2
Hey Roc, what's the craziest shit that someone did to you while you were passed out drunk?
miqhael2 3 years ago
well i got in to a fight earlier that night some guys found me at my buddies pulled me out of the house and kikt the ever living shit out of me they must of been pussies cause they didnt wake me up from my slumber
roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
I smoked weed agin... OO
carloschaidez 3 years ago
hehehe, i wouldn't make out with an ugly girl... idk i would just find a hot one to make out with without me asking her or her asking me. and my name is junior, peace.
Juniorbxx 3 years ago
fuck yeah... lake tahoe! come kick it with me! lol.. powder is fresh as fuck right now!
kiyanaashlywilson 3 years ago
W gives bush a bad name.
Al Frankin - you loose!
recount
recount
recount
recount
recount
Al Frankin - you win!
ARMOROID5000 3 years ago
peace out rocci!!
whatwouldBCdo 3 years ago
hmmm ok
0NeedHelp 3 years ago
LOL. rocci are you like an italian?.
boombheybe 3 years ago
Drawing penises on people, thats like my dreamjob dude. Fuck yea!
LaughingLeaf 3 years ago
right on indeed ;) ur hot, just sayin.
Ellvanda 3 years ago
ouch! it's going to hurt for the girl who sees this and was the girl who made out with you... haha
stephengnb 3 years ago
2shay
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
my new years SUCKED ASS TOO!!! My girlfriend cheated on me!!! arrrrrrgh ):<
7StoryMagnet 3 years ago
fuck jeb
7StoryMagnet 3 years ago
"i couldnt handle another bush"
LMFAO- that's what she said.
heberthisaweirdo 3 years ago
i could eat you up with a spoon! hee hee
clocksnmirrors 3 years ago
i did coocaine during new years, its wild!
MaddCribbage 3 years ago
the kids a dick. dun't worry :D
xlurielxl 3 years ago
the kids being a dick.
but why should there be no career senators?
wyget 3 years ago
ready for my amazing new years story? haha great great. okay so my guy friends (twins :D) slept over... ;] a day or two before new years and one of them had the flu. of course i spent my new years sick... with the flu! and my throat sucked so i drank cider while everyone drank champagne. :(
JOICEWANG1 3 years ago
ur funny. ur hot. ugh.
aharrison87 3 years ago
Cancer guy - what an idiot.
Smoking cigarettes - sucks.
Drunk shit - not so good either.
Drunk girls - less attractive than a moose.
eciton1 3 years ago
dang, I voted for Norm. Doh!
GeneralAmeli0 3 years ago
fluffy cat cameo... cute
you quoted norm coleman (sort'of) "meet my orange"... is that what you said?
community service = love is for EVERBODY!!! but i think you're a bit twisted =)
HermosaMe 3 years ago
LOL, community service! That made my day dude.
JpSr388 3 years ago
No. The kid is a douche. Why would you want to kill something?
MEHOLE 3 years ago
who doesnt wana blow a moose's head off?
alexflorea123 3 years ago
Killing a moose...
I think they should give cancer kid a knife, and tell him good luck.
GrayBearDavis 3 years ago
Maggie Gyllenhaal is a goddess!
pintar5775 3 years ago
ummmm hmmmm uuu no
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
In English please.
pintar5775 3 years ago
hey! what's wrong with maggie gyllenhaal!
laurence83 3 years ago
her face looks saggy like that one cartoon dog
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
LoL i like how the cat threw you off track of what you were saying for a second.
I read your tags does that mean im kool? ;D
WarmWhispers1 3 years ago
it does
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
Hha I watched your last video and I was thinking the guy would freak out, like I would. But he didn't`?? Man Rocci..you have some nice ass friends then.
justmyself92 3 years ago
yea def i was surprised that he didnt geek out
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
I love Al Franken.. have you read any of his books? Lies and the Lying Liars and the like? They're awesome you should totes read them.
It's fucking freezing today in Paris. Send me some warmth!
LexiHearts 3 years ago
paris!!! i hate you but i love you
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
I'll be here until the summer if you wanna visit! We drink lots of champagne and eat lots of yummy things. It's so funnnn
LexiHearts 3 years ago
lmao! love the cat part n NO BUSH PPL...!!!NO
taedei33 3 years ago
waht is the fucking you are talking ?so sissy!
gavinlinchigun 3 years ago
if i was there, i would have been like, "no, sorry, he's with me." lol
not this last new years, but the new years before 2008 i partied pretty hard and fooled around with this guy i kinda had a thing with. it was reeeeally bad. :T
one time i fell asleep at a slumber party when i was in middle school, and they started to draw on me but i felt the marker on my face so i screamed and they screamed and jumped back so i ran into the bathroom to wash it off. luckily they didn't get a lot on me.
lisa320 3 years ago
LOL WELL SOMETIMES BAD IS GOOD I HOPE 09 IS KIK ASS 4 U
rGb
roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
thanks you too! :]
it certainly can't get any worse
...i hope.
lisa320 3 years ago
whatever you know you like them chubby and deformed.
lol rocci what won't you do...
xXxMaSoNxXx 3 years ago
My living wish is; he dies before he gets to kill it..... It's bethetic why would someones "dying" wish be to "kill" something. And your not a dick for thinking its stupid cause it is
Sean117Ply 3 years ago
ROCCI, i had a worse new years eve than you. long story turned WAY short, i bought a ticket to go to a rave. on the way there, my driver got arrested so we walked the rest of i started burning up because i was sick and i ended up losing my ticket and not having the money to buy another. i called my mom and we sat in a car for 5 hours straight while i burnt up in front of a Food Mart until 4am. by the end of the night, my purse got stolen. midnight= car + mom + fever in front of Food Mart
MechaFright 3 years ago
Sorry to hear you had a sucky NYE, but at least you got a snog out of it! Good karma comes around...
jmurphy95 3 years ago
I love u i love u i love i love u i love u i love you..... i promise i'm not a stalker.
I wish I had a magic lamp
i wish you were gay!
I wish I could ride a unicorn to the moon with you! O_o
JitterBob 3 years ago
well if you can get a unicorn im down
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
hahah ur so cute. yeah why would you wanna kill a moose? I went to together as one 2009...it was the time of my life. you should go for 2010!!!!!!!!!! :)
MoniAlexander 3 years ago
i loved the cat interruption :D :D
yeah, he's a dick. i read the story about a dying kid whose wish was to help others and he helped to feed the homeless. now that's a great kid. the one that wants to kill a moose is just wrong. cause he'd be an ass even if he wasn't dying. the dying part doesn't change the asshole part. i do feel sorry for him though. i wish he has a change of heart.
artifeks 3 years ago
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god...ur such a douche bag
dane cook wannabe (and he sux too!)
cvliff 3 years ago
Meow is all you can talk about with this Country?????...........Duh and stupid.........People.
redmark19666 3 years ago
Rocci, will you make out with ME? I'm a guy, but before you say no: I have cancer and it's my dying wish to make out with you. Please let me die happy.
papatoony 3 years ago 3
lol,ew. desperation is not a good look.
kritz4prez 3 years ago
thats sad D:
Sean117Ply 3 years ago
You are Too Cool.....and Yes I hope another Bush will Never be in Office...They made this Country what it is today.......Sad......Give me Hilary and Obama.....But I rather have Rocci instead...You could do better without even trying.
redmark19666 3 years ago
hahaha! slip and slide all over the place!
bsofresh83 3 years ago
Best part: Meow.
unjadedchaos 3 years ago
you are on a roll. I wish you would film about 10 videos when you are in this mood. True RgB style!
yescandles 3 years ago
love the pussy shot. :-)
fsustudent 3 years ago
bahahahahahaa
No you are not a dick, that kid...kind of a dick
vnt31 3 years ago
MEOUW! ! ! ! dats some scary shit and dont get all pissed about how i spelled "mew,meow,meoh,mow" thats a cat noise u know i cant spell and if u dont now me well enuf to know i cant spell u have no right to comment on what i says
.....wow i got realy off track any way MOW(cat noise)! w/e
blackman858 3 years ago
i know what you mean about the coke
ryanpc1972 3 years ago
lol
Evangelizerallen 3 years ago
LOL! Funny as hell. Rocci, youre great. 5*****
Youre so hot!
98orpheus 3 years ago
ty
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
OMG - so glad to hear that Sharpie washes off - I was a little concerned!! In that case, it was much funnier; so he didn't even give you a "good job, fucker!" or "good one!" or anything? Just "meh?" WEAK.
What exactly were you hoping for?? LOL His wrath? :)
surfinjuli 3 years ago
agree on the cancer kid, new years sucked for me 2, can you do community service on me?
scorpio209 3 years ago
ok lets do this
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
rocky is awesome! peace out mother fuckers lol..
atbfan101 3 years ago
LMFAO made her fuckin year
R3DxWarri0r 3 years ago
hey, I feel your pain. My new year's day sucked hard. It was so bad I didn't even leave the hotel or saw any fireworks. lolololololololz.
P.S. I should be uploading some videos soon.
masturch33frul3z 3 years ago
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Jeb Bush looks like a genius next to your man Franken. Your foul mouth proves you have no class. Your vote for Franken shows you have no clue.
noquitter702 3 years ago
how about you suk a fart directly out of my ass
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
hahaha, best possible response!
123dlocke123 3 years ago
btw plz tell em u actually didnt make out with her
wildbilliamtm 3 years ago
lol i did
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RocciGBerrini 3 years ago
MORE CATS!
ayyad13 3 years ago
i could
wildbilliamtm 3 years ago
omg rocci ur fuking funny love ya
CadlliacDeville96 3 years ago
That girl must be gardneross, LOL JK
ilovecm 3 years ago
That was awesome! I really liked the bit about the cancer patient kid, but it was a little mean what you said about the girl on the bus.
gardneross 3 years ago
seriously!
haha you're hilarious
=D
hellagoesdumb 3 years ago
KITTY! hmm I can't think of anything else now..did I hear something about bush?...PSSH who cares I saw a kitty!
manimitch 3 years ago
You've got some very wide shoulders. How random is that?
c0t0d0s7 3 years ago
Not as random as that fat chick lol
manimitch 3 years ago
I clicked, nothing there
Epityr1 3 years ago
my fucking party bus broke down too WTF!
qwerty1869 3 years ago
ughhhh
im so pissed i took some fat chicks bra off and madeout with her.
eff my lifeeeee hahahaa
solescloset 3 years ago
aww.... cock rocci can't take criticism aw, how cute,
patzivota22 3 years ago
I wish I could kiss Rocci
Tanfeliz 3 years ago
wow the cat was random but cute
CrazyMuLe625 3 years ago
cancer kid is wrong
drcripple 3 years ago
haha i wonder why the place smelled like piss "slip and slide".... haha
anbe73 3 years ago
wow did you really kiss her? if so, mad props man...thats like giving back to the community! lol
cinderellasCurse 3 years ago
wtf the cat?
kirbyboy75 3 years ago
Glad to hear you're starting out the new year doing community service.
dafttool 3 years ago
*faved* and maggie gyllenhaal isn't THAT bad lookin.
kritz4prez 3 years ago
lol ummmm in movies she is wearing mad makeup what does she look like after her morning shower
(barfs in his mouth a lil bit)
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RocciGBerrini 3 years ago
i've seen worse - kirsten dunst.
kritz4prez 3 years ago
omg so true thats what i wanted to say ty
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RocciGBerrini 3 years ago
If jed had been elected instead of W shit would not be as bad as it is now
we should have known though because W drove the rangers and texas into the ground
LiptonVids 3 years ago
jed is better then W but enough is enough this is not an monarchy
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RocciGBerrini 3 years ago
your fucking awesome man
will7682621 3 years ago
hey thanks
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RocciGBerrini 3 years ago
Names Huey.
oneiblind30 3 years ago
estas bien buenooo
80s90shousemami76 3 years ago
"meow" lol
kritz4prez 3 years ago
lmaooo, rocci, u make my day ;p
oxforddictonary 3 years ago
rocci my new years fuck up is im back with my ex bf!
savannahts 3 years ago
o no your going backwards dump him
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RocciGBerrini 3 years ago
ROFL . I went roller skating at local rink - i left before the midnight balloon drop - walked in the house at 11:58 pm - and tuned to see if Dick clark was still alive - He was - I went to bed at 12:02 - and i did not even have a single penis jotted on my face with sharpies rofl..
Well... I have been sick with cold / flu so i have been trying to get alot more bed time .. haaa haa.... no jizz in sok either... haaa rofl
cryptkeeper8913 3 years ago
Maybe the kid got cancer from the Moose, Think about that!
Also, I love Bush's comedy, he should do stand-up, just not in Iraq.
bell02 3 years ago
my christmas eve and new years eve sucked moose ballz. my new years resolution is to learn guitar. YEAH! 5* yay
veronicachic 3 years ago
maybe its one of sarah palin's kids...oh I'm to hell for that one...
nelliethepirate 3 years ago
people had enough of the Bush family.
Awesome vid. keep up da good work dude.............
pitbullzd 3 years ago
no more bushes in the white house! al frankin w00t! i'm kinda kool XD
ScorpiusRising 3 years ago
lol you red it awsome hi5 u
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roccigiovanniberrini 3 years ago
hell yeahhh
jeremimi 3 years ago
btw, this video totally made me miss you for some reason.... haha... *hugs*
kicesie 3 years ago
Ahh, Rocci, so sweet of you. LOL!!!
kicesie 3 years ago
So amusing. You are my hero and when I grow up I want to be just like you.
GiovanniLW 3 years ago
The only fucked up thing I did on new years was drop my iphone, that fucking pissed me off.
Tetsiou 3 years ago
shiiiit.
pixonu 3 years ago
Well there was this bunch of underage motherfuckers shooting fireworks and shit, which got me really annoyed so I threw an empty champagne bottle at them just for the fuck of it. Well I was going to miss on purpose. This one kid , like, starts to panic and tries to run away, at which point the bottle fucking hit his head. I don't know if he died, I just ran the fuck away, all I heard was there was an ambulance there later and shit. I don't regret it though.
YeaImANinja 3 years ago 2
you're right.
pixonu 3 years ago
my new years eve sucked too, highlight shoving an assload of marshmallows into my face....u bored....wanna see it, check my channel...otherwise your NYE sucked pretty bad too lol, but your friend with the pen all over was hilarious...reaction = anticlimactic
CustomMadness 3 years ago
Rawrr!
blackirises88 3 years ago
i have no idea what you just said but your soo attractive haha XD
that might sound harsh but me and politics dont mix lol
Doily131 3 years ago
douchebaggery
casperguy78 3 years ago
Right on. Lolol.
allyxradcore 3 years ago 2
meow!!
DeepGlue555 3 years ago
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first comment first view :)
TristanCopsy 3 years ago
FAIL TristanCopsy! Epic Fail! Not first comment! DENIED! lol jk i just joshin' but you kinda did fail....
manimitch 3 years ago 2
hey rocci
thpunkmaster 3 years ago