Crisis core: Zack bullies Cloud

[SKYia]

Finally I can hear Gackt's voice and not some dubbing !

[AX94onROBLOX]

@below

Dude. It's called a parody for a reason.

[dfdfd666]

Ok what ever stop trying to be funny that's not really how its translated know ur facts

[xXDaRkNotEXx]

I wear flip flops awesome xD

[5p1cyn00dl35b0wl]

the crying part is almost real

[Nmx6286]

I have a horse tail on my head!!!!!!!! XD

[kayzar56]

I love how the japanese is like "emo" when Zack's saying "you gonna cry now"

[XelliksOblivion]

Before I even got into Final Fantasy I thought this was real, and not a parody >.<

[TheVampireCuppycake]

OH MY GOSH!!! I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS WHOLE THING!!! XD

[CatMuto]

NOT THE KITTENS!! Dammit Zack, that's one painful solo-night you'll have right there as punishment!

C-A

[IisPAD]

and thus was born asian parents putting pressure on their children to pass their helicopter flying test. xD

[PotterGirl1995]

"Tell me your name, momma's boy!"

"Cloud ..."

"That's such a stupid name!"

I fell to the floor laughing at that part OMG XDDD

[PokeTwilight]

@finalfatasyfreak49 He was the only non SOLDIER first class was probably Zack but if your definition is correct then I guess I haven't been reading up lol I was back to FF7

[PokeTwilight]

@finalfatasyfreak49 LOL He became 1st class when he became a SOLDIER

[felisha684]

haha

[7kimbanda]

pessoal alguem sabe onde faça download do filme crisis core?[se existir]?

[clowcard]

*POINTS* ARE YOU GONNA CRY?

LOL.

[XRAGINGEAGLEX]

HEY don't m,ake fu of white hair DANTE HAS WHITE HAIR and he says jackpot!

[mujuma]

Damn I hate Japanese voice-actors :\

[KulcheLikesCake]

HILARIOUS



[xXxXSHIFTXx]

Cloud died cause of teasing Zack

[69Mikage]

any one whos played the game knows that is not what they say xD-cant stop laughing-

[PrivetMoskva]

@goldendraco13 me too cuz when i saw the subtitle idiot it didnt say baka

[KroBars]

very well done, made me giggle ^^

[gohangokuh]

hahaha lol i have a horsetail on my head

[animefangirl37]

@goldendraco13 nice

[SepiaDragoonGR]

those dislikers have obviously no sense of humor...this vid is so funny xD

[XVanessaXFHX]

so funny lol :)

[TasteForDisaster]

@goldendraco13 i caught on when they were talking about the liscence

[90singalong]

@goldendraco13 so you actually thought that Tseng had kittens on the helicopter, and said he had a horse tail on his head? LOL XD

[gypsydreamer09]

@goldendraco13 haha don't worrie i did that too lol

[whentheycry111]

duh this is a parody

now why were you complaining?

uhhh..i don't remember.....

[yachiru37564]

Genesis is old...

[Soki7000]

The amount of people going "These are not the real subtitles" amazing. I think we can tell it's a parody. I'd complain some more but I'm busy having a horse tail on my head.

[polkafrenzy666]

this is hilarious, good job

[xXBerethorXx]

im number like 666 lol

[dominicpogi03]

the subtitles are wrong!!

[ONEGUY090]

@dominicpogi03

...

...

That's the whole damn POINT!!!

[ShutterIslandFreak]

now i feel offended how the h*ll was i supposed to know it was a fuggin parody?!?!(this is directed towards:FluffyChocobo)

[ShutterIslandFreak]

umm i watched an english version of this

that is not what they say!!!

[loudardie]

@ShutterIslandFreak its supposed to be a parody no?

[Tsurtsurel12]

@ShutterIslandFreak

Of course it's not.It's a parody :D

For example when the subtitle says "let's have a tea party" Zack in fact said "Follow me" or something along those lines

[FluffyChocobo]

@ShutterIslandFreak

No shit sherlock.

[littlemonster1022]

White hair! Dorky Genesis has white hair!! XD

It makes me think 'Flipflops! Big, fat, dorky Hollander wears flipflops!'. :)

True story.

[FanGirlOneMillion]

"I'm wearing flip flops!" XDD

[hooraytoo]

no one calls me old

[RedCell115]

I have a horse tail on m head XD FTW!!!

[ElegeantFencer]

@RedCell115 Dorky Genesis has white hair! xD

[XXSunReema]

i cant stop watch it its really funny ^^ 

[XXSunReema]

10/10! its soooo funny please make some more !! ^^ <3

[TenshiAkuma34]

what a stupid substitles

[Chickzy254]

LOLZ,  I LUVVVV IT!!! I w lmfao all the wy thro!!

[sekizu]

If I'm EVER on the verge of death with a sword pointing at my neck, I'll make sure to tell my assailant what shoes I'm wearing, and insult his hair first before I die!

[ElegeantFencer]

@sekizu Lmao

[Elfuser24]

I love how Zack thrusts when he says "That is such a stupid name".

I rofled so hard at this video

[ilovecloudstrifeblog]

This is so funny! downloaded it and laugh at it every time ! ;D esp. the flip flop part and the horse tail on my head part ahahaa

[AtticusRh0des]

wow i never seen subtitles so incorrect, BLEH "Did you mom buy you that hat" hes actually asking "Im from a town called Goongarra, what about you?"

[ilovecloudstrifeblog]

@AtticusRh0des you know this is a spoof sorta thing? it's meant to be funny and we all know that they're not the real subtitles, well everyone except you ...

[vanadiumd]

"i have a horse tail on my head!"

that was so random :P

[kuroneko3120]

hahaha.... lol.... those translation are funny!!! XD

[KingdomSlayah]

LOL

[dynastyflygon]

lol i have a horse tail on my head xD

but seriously, this video makes zack seem like a douche, which he clearly isnt D=

[SirRufusable]

"You killed him because of teasing... ?" lulz.

[UndeniableMystique]

I can never take this part seriously now.

[XXSunReema]

YOur soo funny!!! i like it ! lol the white hiar and the flip flops ! make more please!! ^^ your great !

<3

[Kzar5678]

@CowboyClucky PLZZZZZ Make another one!!!

[AMVfanatic1081]

who would make fun of genesis' hair? Its epic :D

[Zeke2390]

I have a horsetail on my haid... LOL DAT MAID ME ROFLMAO! XDDD

[yachiru37564]

"You have white hair! Are you OLD?!?!"

I dunno why but that made me ROFL'd so hard XD

[operoperoper1234]

im wearing FLIP FLOPS! HAHAHAHHA

[ekjasdevi]

HAHA LOL EPIC XD

[MarioVSCulex]

rofl not even the "This is not the real translation"-comments made me laugh as much as the vid itself xD awesome!^^

[RainbowMcFuzzy]

This isn't the real translation btw....

[ShiTheHero]

ITS funny but.......i dont like how zack was bullying cloud . i mean i kno its a jk i jus look up to him as a hero hard to see him doing that :3..nice vid tho its funny

[zackattack50ful]

i hope all you lakies know that this isnt the real tranzlation

[sunnyrain1100]

Im wearing FlipFlops! XD

[BloodyFlesh626]

XD LOVED IT!!!!!!!!

[OXG2221]

65 People have been bullied by zack as well..... lol

[xxBleachTAPSxx]

um those arent the right translations they are asking for the village names. Cloud says nebeilheim 1:09 and zack says gongaga at 1:14. just informing watch the english dub and you can get the translation from there.

[13BLACKKAT13ily]

@xxBleachTAPSxx ummm dont you get it, its a PARODY geez it even says it on the tags

[xxBleachTAPSxx]

@13BLACKKAT13ily i realized after i commented...i was kinda on something at that meoment and i just watched the dubbed version so I was confused at first...

[CoralineCat96]

i love it! it makes me laugh so hard that my eyes start to water! genieus i say, absolutely geneius!

[Wastelander90]

he had kittens?

[xxVniallaxx]

WOW!!! weird ;P from 1st class soldier to 2nd class soldier..... such a downfall >;P

[xxVniallaxx]

WOW!!! weird ;P

[apooooooou]

なんか英語おかしい気がするのは気のせいか？？；；

[ooose11]

what is the scean at 2:09 called

[4Mary6]

awesome

[oOBionncazOo]

"I'm wearing flip flops!" HAHAHAHAHA

[WilLKillSTimE]

This was actually kinda' funny ^__^

[SecretXNinjaXSamurai]

"Your hair is white! Are you old?"

I don't know why, but I found that line very funny. :D

[Thel0vel0vel0ve]

lmao!! so "Gongaga" means "Momma's boy" in japanese huh?? xD

[GigaBahamut]

What was he teasing you about? Uuhh...I don't know XD best quote ever

[sesshomaruishot19]

"i have a horse tail on my head!" XD ROFLMAO!!!

[Yayukiko]

omfg that made me LOL so hard. thank you! :D

[equinette19]

OMG MOAR.  This is awesome.

[sawakadin]

is the subtitles serious? because its completely mess up. but i like it

[santacapuchi]

This is an epic video x'D

[ArcMaple]

Lets have a tea party! XD

Great stuff

[ShadoeLandman]

Tag! You're it! rofl xD

[roryrulerx]

lol

[swimteamizzle1114]

Zack's actions are really strange compared to what he's saying.

[Madara757]

..... i had kittens in that helicopter xD!!!

[kristelmiller729]

stupid grunt lol

[claptonstratgreen1]

no one makes fun of my hair

[LottieHansis]

I have a horse tail on my head!

[LapisMercuryLampe]

eating mentos + this video = fun times!!!!

[Darko14320]

lol thises completely fuckign wrong u chanegd the words thats them tlaing abotu where their from and their both abckwater experts..

[Mayafan69]

"I'm wearing flip flops!" lololol :D

[tryth657ofaqw]

dude, ALL of those green words are NOT from the game.

[ZirconCode]

These aren't correct, just figured that out -_-

[karolalpha]

was it the mountains' fault?" lol

too funny! OMG i do love this sub! XD

[emoprinces24]

did genesis janovas eyeball lol*tag ur it* haha

[megazeldafan11]

THIS IS SO FAKE!!!

[lilmissfarah]

@megazeldafan11

no shit sherlock

[OOTrishOO]

"My mom did buy me my gun though..." ROFL

[ff7mkd4125]

@raingel12 his name is Tseng

[tokinblckgie]

It's pretty hard to make Zack look like an asshole, but you definitely did. Hollander was too funny though. "I'm wearing flip flops!" Lol, good subbing.

[maisythedragon]

Cloud sounds even cuter when he says hes name in this language <3

[imprettycoolio012]

Damn, Zach your a fucking douche bag

[robhatescomments]

you made zack look like the biggest moron ever

[finalfanasy987]

Funny

[raingel12]

zack: "do i get my license now?" dude: "no! you crashed the helicopter...i had kittens in there." zack: "let's go have a tea party!: dude: "..." XD

[ShigekiHizashi]

@raingel12 lol 'dude' is actually Tseng xD

[raingel12]

@ShigekiHizashi lol I know now

[Nelalipe]

pfffffffffff hahahaha XD So funny! Good job!^^

[MrToast38]

xD im wearing flip flops^^

[Jae132]

I was like WOW =[ ZACK is so mean, but i realized that they weren't the real translations. hehe super funny tho xD

[jellybeanguitarist]

''I have a horsetail on my head!''

''I'm wearing flipflops!!' those always get me the hardest XDD

[YukiUchihaxX]

wrong english translation but it's still funny! ^^

[Puolakanaho]

lmao nice dub

[RaymondAncheta]

I had kittens in that helicopter... LOL i never knew tseng was into kitties.

[drkcrstl]

rofl 'ima wearing flip flops' ...

[cosypeter]

XD I have a horsetail on my head. Rofl.

[riseagainstgurl]

"call me that again and i'll beat ur face in" lol

[SelGomez13]

"I'm wearing flip flops!"

"No one makes fun of my hair."

lmao WTF?

[supergamergod777]

damn i have kittens in that helicopter XD

[NearTheUniverse]

What was he teasing you about?

uhhh....i dont remember... XD

only one little guestion, he killed cloud or genesis?

[ilovemybooth]

White hair!! Dorky Genesis has white hair!!

XD

[xXSystem0fAD0wnXx]

dude dude!u got all the suntitles wrong

[TheMidoriAkita]

@xXSystem0fAD0wnXx

That's the point.

[sr3bro]

nice :)

[onehitok]

"So what's your name? Momma boy"

"Cloud...."

"That is such a stupid name!" LOL

[REdFlame498]

kcisk the hsit out of zack BAD !

[Clau101mora]

I HAVE A HORSE TAIL ON MY HEAD 1:52

[08xXXeugenXXx08]

old xD

[ArieteXD]

"Nobody calls me old. Nobody. *.*" Ghahahah XD

[Starusue]

lol funny. poor cloud

[Uchiha858]

i played the game ages ago and i thought those were the real things they were saying. until that guy said he has a horse tail on his head....

[seriousvideofreak]

LOL! You're cute ^_^

[Uchiha858]

Why thank you

[jkolmn715]

What?! It isn't real... Hahah... The last time I played this was last year and I forgot what they really said... XD

[karolalpha]

@Uchiha858

so did I!

XD

[gothich8tred]

2:28-2:35

it does look like he's teasing genesis while hiding behind someone.

[AlucardHellsingXIII]

I killed him because he was teasing me

[hs5hen]

i just finished playing that level in the dubbed version in psp, but wen i saw dis i was like "are those the real saying?? o-o"

[Kamamaster18]

OMG this is so f*cking random, youve gotta love it

[MinamimotosGirl]

DORKY GENESIS HAS WHITE HAIR!!! XD

[MsAzucha]

"I have a horse tail on my head" HAHAHA

[Sokulski]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *has trouble breathing* So funny!!!!!! XD

[noestoyfacil]

when i saw this at first i believed it because i didnt play the game yet but when it got too funny i knew something was going on XD

[noestoyfacil]

dorky genesis has white hair LMAO

[twilightwolf100]

@noestoyfacil ha ha genesios is a geezer lol

[noestoyfacil]

@twilightwolf100 yeah lol and cloud is a mommas boy lol

[skaterkid765]

The first part with genesis ad Hollander, it sounds lie genesis says "jenova's eyeball" lol

[ianh97]

@skaterkid765 ROFL! And the way he says it to is hilarious, and random.

[darkslayeer]

Its funny lol

[sonicboom879]

nice vid like the part where hollander is making fun of genesis

[Sonntam]

I kinda like this version. =D

[Hinakurachan7]

"No one makes fun of my hair"

Lol That was funny! XD

[CesarAfonso]

My mom did buy me my gun though...

xD