The whole candy thing is just paranoid, or at least it is where I live (Canada ftw!). The only bad thing that's ever happened to me because of candy is also barking cuz I ate half my bag in a few minutes (I actually had a lot of candy, it usually lasts past christmas).
There has never been a documented case of children being poisoned by Halloween candy. It is a myth that has destroyed the fun of millions of kids. When I was a kid we went around without adult supervision and had a great time and gots tons of candy. Halloween is the best holiday.
@xxxshadowRoxasxxx Actually, not all streets are well lit with electric lights. I have driven on Halloween and it's much easier to see the kids who use flashlights and glosticks. I have had some close calls because of kids who wear dark colors, cross in between parked cars, and just totally disregard safety rules. So I can tell from experience that flashlights, even on a well lit street at night, make pedestrians far more visible.
Wait wait wait, they say all this safety restrictions and make the kids wear flame retarded clothing encase they happen to spontaneously combust but then let them walk around without a parent which is like rule 1 of all over protective soccer moms? Lulwut.
0:16 the kids wearing a garbage bag for cryin out loud, when ur kid spontaniouly combustes on the neighbours lawn, u can make sure theyre safe with lame retarded cotton. and if i heard those lame ass jokes, id give them a fuckin rock for halloween!
Listen up. Very few kids have EVER in the history of MANKIND have been killed by Halloween candy, or poisoned by it. The most prominent case, where Ronald DeFeo killed his son that way, was an intentional killing for insurance money, something far removed from any candy-poisoning spree killers on the loose. The other times were just isolated incidents, very much few and far-between. Sure, there was a Tylenol tamperer, but never a mass Halloween candy-tamperer.
Those costumes made from makeup and rags look lame, and judging by how mopey the kids at that party are, they know it. The only person who seems to be enjoying himself is this guy at 1:03 . who appears to be an adult dwarf. Also, if a kid told me one of those shitty jokes, I would not chuckle and say, "Here, have some candy!" I would probably just close the door.
The whole razor-apple thing scares the shit out of me. My friend once got one, but thankfully she didn't bite alot into it, so when she bit, it didn't hurt her, but it stuck out a bit so she could see it. She went to the doctor and there was no poison and she wasn't harmed.
When I used to go trick-or-treating, i used to cut up apples, tootsie rolls, and taffy to small peices to make sure thier was none. and always checked the candy.
heaven forbode a kid eats candy while they t or t. And I love how they opt for pizza to fill them up before going out so they won't be tempted - what a healthy alternative. lol
god forbid a kid goes trick or treating as something scary like a witch on halloween. srsly, halloween is suppossed to be about scary stuff, and this video goes on about how great it is that they changed the witch costume to a princess. i would be really upset if my mom had changed my costume from witch to princess and made me wear that stupid tape. i never liked sissy stuff like that.
So instead of going out as a Witch, go out as a White Wizard safety guard! Yeah, god forbid a kid should eat candy on HALLOWEEN...
Oh man I remember all the horror stories about razor blades in apples and crap. I also remember hearing about how there hasn't been any such situation in decades, and the one time it did happen was with a friend of the family...the very people they tell you to trust in this video.
O.K. so it's safe to have small children telling weiner jokes? "Here take all the candy if you promise to shut up and never come here with that foul mouth again."
I really like the idea of telling jokes/performing tricks on Halloween. People never do that anymore, but it's a tradition that goes all the way back to Ireland, where Halloween was invented.
in germany we have a similar event were children collect candy and nooen ever came onto the idea that some kind of asshole could put a razorblade into the candy.
Damn this film brings back some memories, they used to show this to us when I was in school. Now did I listen to these stupid rules? Hell no, I wore dark clothing, ran from house to house, smashed peoples pumpkins, egged houses and never checked my damn candy.
Hey, I think I'm old enough to answer the questions about trick or treaters catching on fire! Those cheap store bought plastic costumes burst into flames at the slightest heat, and jack o' lanterns used real candles back in the day. Open flame, plastic clothes, bad idea!
so they dress the girl as a klansmen, dress up a white boy in blackface, and a black kid as a white guy? fuck this! also, dont all these costume rules also apply to normal clothing? clothes can catch on fire too..
@itsbensiegel Speaking of which, dressing up like a whore for Halloween is something that sensible people are more concerned about these days. Boy, times sure have changed...
Damnit! This was why my father only took me to one house in 1978 and I got one candy bar, which be promptly threw out because he thought that the old woman would be poisoning Milky Ways. Meanwhile, my sister and her friends had at least five pounds of candy, which could've been poisoned...meh, it tasted fine.
The whole candy thing is just paranoid, or at least it is where I live (Canada ftw!). The only bad thing that's ever happened to me because of candy is also barking cuz I ate half my bag in a few minutes (I actually had a lot of candy, it usually lasts past christmas).
ILuvTrollin 4 months ago
4:38 wht fun prt?
MsZonight 4 months ago
At 0:40, why is the kid dressed as Stalin?
TheAryonB 5 months ago
There has never been a documented case of children being poisoned by Halloween candy. It is a myth that has destroyed the fun of millions of kids. When I was a kid we went around without adult supervision and had a great time and gots tons of candy. Halloween is the best holiday.
calamagrostis88 5 months ago
@calamagrostis88 Wow, being as brave as a lion really is serious business!
SonicFamilyGal 4 months ago
That narrator lady needs to get a life XD
wileyk209zback 10 months ago
1:00 "I will cut you"
Jigsauce 11 months ago
the funniest part about "flame retardant" material is that if it gets that hot enough to ignite other flammable cloth it starts to melt. YAY!
greysuns 1 year ago
Who needs flash lights? The streets have streets lights
xxxshadowRoxasxxx 1 year ago
@xxxshadowRoxasxxx Actually, not all streets are well lit with electric lights. I have driven on Halloween and it's much easier to see the kids who use flashlights and glosticks. I have had some close calls because of kids who wear dark colors, cross in between parked cars, and just totally disregard safety rules. So I can tell from experience that flashlights, even on a well lit street at night, make pedestrians far more visible.
avonee1976 7 months ago
Wait wait wait, they say all this safety restrictions and make the kids wear flame retarded clothing encase they happen to spontaneously combust but then let them walk around without a parent which is like rule 1 of all over protective soccer moms? Lulwut.
TheIRedIQueen 1 year ago
Is this in the public domain? I'm interested in using some of it for a documentary for a college project.
jessieoh 1 year ago
0:16 the kids wearing a garbage bag for cryin out loud, when ur kid spontaniouly combustes on the neighbours lawn, u can make sure theyre safe with lame retarded cotton. and if i heard those lame ass jokes, id give them a fuckin rock for halloween!
brucebrucebruce900 1 year ago
The woman tells you not to wear a mask but use different areas of make up instead... well at least she allows you to be creative.
TheRegart 1 year ago
OMG! @ 0:46 it's ICP!!!!
GoGoGadgetBeer 1 year ago
its good because its safety tips
D0minican4life1 1 year ago
good god lol
cynicalblank 1 year ago
LOL at 57 secs sounds like lame retarded material
VanBilly1 1 year ago
Wait, wait, not DeFeo! Awkward there...it was actually O'Bryan, Ronald DeFeo was the guy who inspired the Amityville Horror
oHelmslyo 1 year ago
Listen up. Very few kids have EVER in the history of MANKIND have been killed by Halloween candy, or poisoned by it. The most prominent case, where Ronald DeFeo killed his son that way, was an intentional killing for insurance money, something far removed from any candy-poisoning spree killers on the loose. The other times were just isolated incidents, very much few and far-between. Sure, there was a Tylenol tamperer, but never a mass Halloween candy-tamperer.
oHelmslyo 1 year ago
that is saddd who would put sharp things in CANDY and fruit! God thats sick!
smallandsweety 1 year ago
"Whats a gohst eat for breakfast?" "What?" "Gohst toast." WTF
Ben4737 1 year ago
W.. T.. .F
Ben4737 1 year ago
Those costumes made from makeup and rags look lame, and judging by how mopey the kids at that party are, they know it. The only person who seems to be enjoying himself is this guy at 1:03 . who appears to be an adult dwarf. Also, if a kid told me one of those shitty jokes, I would not chuckle and say, "Here, have some candy!" I would probably just close the door.
malvivant 2 years ago
Hey, that black kid was doing White Face. Outrageous!!!
Mikeymcguy 2 years ago 2
at 1:04 the kis has a KKK costume on
Akazzzle 2 years ago
@Akazzzle Sorry, Akazzzle. I remarked on the KKK look in Part 1. I didn't mean to steal your observation comment. LOL.
Mikeymcguy 2 years ago
The whole razor-apple thing scares the shit out of me. My friend once got one, but thankfully she didn't bite alot into it, so when she bit, it didn't hurt her, but it stuck out a bit so she could see it. She went to the doctor and there was no poison and she wasn't harmed.
When I used to go trick-or-treating, i used to cut up apples, tootsie rolls, and taffy to small peices to make sure thier was none. and always checked the candy.
TheSickHumanBeing 2 years ago
oh there would be wiener jokes let me tell you, especially when you would collect your candy from the neighborhood pedophile....ahhhh memories
Bellyflops2 2 years ago
heaven forbode a kid eats candy while they t or t. And I love how they opt for pizza to fill them up before going out so they won't be tempted - what a healthy alternative. lol
LusciousT 2 years ago
*forbid
LusciousT 2 years ago
god forbid a kid goes trick or treating as something scary like a witch on halloween. srsly, halloween is suppossed to be about scary stuff, and this video goes on about how great it is that they changed the witch costume to a princess. i would be really upset if my mom had changed my costume from witch to princess and made me wear that stupid tape. i never liked sissy stuff like that.
razorblades in the candy? srsy?? thats so lame
001hinata001 2 years ago
it's called make up!
TheZoProductions 2 years ago
That little kid party looks SO fun. That skeleton kid's the coolest.
NameInVainProduction 2 years ago
So you've completely ruined your costume, thrown out all your candy but somehow it's fine with little kids going without their parents?
Chenzel05 2 years ago 3
that kid looked like he/she was about to cry when they threw away the candy
jasonsteel1002 2 years ago
So instead of going out as a Witch, go out as a White Wizard safety guard! Yeah, god forbid a kid should eat candy on HALLOWEEN...
Oh man I remember all the horror stories about razor blades in apples and crap. I also remember hearing about how there hasn't been any such situation in decades, and the one time it did happen was with a friend of the family...the very people they tell you to trust in this video.
Yeah, it's '77, but it's still ridiculous.
Stoudman 2 years ago
O.K. so it's safe to have small children telling weiner jokes? "Here take all the candy if you promise to shut up and never come here with that foul mouth again."
9ansean 2 years ago
What's with the porno music at the end? Bow chicka bow bow...trick or treat Mr. President...How about a little sugar?
WednesdayisEmo 2 years ago
I really like the idea of telling jokes/performing tricks on Halloween. People never do that anymore, but it's a tradition that goes all the way back to Ireland, where Halloween was invented.
skeletonmeister 2 years ago 3
in germany we have a similar event were children collect candy and nooen ever came onto the idea that some kind of asshole could put a razorblade into the candy.
Thinkle911 2 years ago
The razor blades in candy myth has been so thoroughly debunked that not even snopes could find a verified event in the last 50 years involving it.
I remember being warned about that when I was a kid and the myth perpetuates still.
nekad2000 2 years ago
little boy: I wanna be in a dress for Halloween!!
little girl: I'M GOING AS MY MOM!!!
invaderzimrules132 2 years ago
Damn this film brings back some memories, they used to show this to us when I was in school. Now did I listen to these stupid rules? Hell no, I wore dark clothing, ran from house to house, smashed peoples pumpkins, egged houses and never checked my damn candy.
beast6228 3 years ago 2
its just to keep little kids safe this was not ment for like 12 14 17 year olds because they would say were u guys are saying!
HELLOHOLLY234 3 years ago
An old mop for a wig? That's disgusting. I guess they skipped over the "hygiene" educational film when they made this one.
AnnoyingCustomer 3 years ago 3
so the black kid puts on whiteface and the white kid puts on whiteface. and the narrator said retardant.
josswhedon692 3 years ago 3
I R Serious Cat. This Halloween is Serious.
cpc24 3 years ago 3
omg lady, why don't you just cancel halloween!
xXwhitexshadowXx 3 years ago 29
parents don't go out with their small children...?
bilong92 3 years ago 2
fruit?! lol
Tomkins456 3 years ago 2
Hey, I think I'm old enough to answer the questions about trick or treaters catching on fire! Those cheap store bought plastic costumes burst into flames at the slightest heat, and jack o' lanterns used real candles back in the day. Open flame, plastic clothes, bad idea!
varlaramone 3 years ago
The witch is turned into a beautiful princess? What kind of princess wears reflective tape? Safteyland? LOL!
madderbass 3 years ago 3
I would have been pissed if my mom turned my witch into a princess!!!
kaylaConspriacy 2 years ago
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys would rip this thing apart.
philliesguy 3 years ago 4
they've riffed other shorts at rifftrax
nomadcowatbk 3 years ago
Stuff like this, while hilarious to watch today (along with all other safety/instructional films), always took all the fun out of Hallowe'en.
iwearblueshoes 3 years ago
so they dress the girl as a klansmen, dress up a white boy in blackface, and a black kid as a white guy? fuck this! also, dont all these costume rules also apply to normal clothing? clothes can catch on fire too..
josswhedon692 4 years ago
Boy, talk about overly-protective and paranoid. It's films like this that fuel parent paranoia!!!
thephotoplayer 4 years ago 3
Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.
Btw... why were parents so concerned about their little trick or treaters catching on fire?
itsbensiegel 4 years ago 16
what about blush?
xXwhitexshadowXx 3 years ago
Blush is acceptable.
itsbensiegel 3 years ago
the last time I checked, it is blush
xXwhitexshadowXx 3 years ago
@itsbensiegel for all the bonfires during devil's night, duh
wikkidwonka 7 months ago
@itsbensiegel Speaking of which, dressing up like a whore for Halloween is something that sensible people are more concerned about these days. Boy, times sure have changed...
SonicFamilyGal 5 months ago
Damnit! This was why my father only took me to one house in 1978 and I got one candy bar, which be promptly threw out because he thought that the old woman would be poisoning Milky Ways. Meanwhile, my sister and her friends had at least five pounds of candy, which could've been poisoned...meh, it tasted fine.
kindersczenen 4 years ago
woah your dad was psycho!
001hinata001 2 years ago
this is GREAT!!!! i remember seeing this every year in grade school on halloween!
sprtngrad1996 4 years ago 2