Wonderful ways to say No

[sparx3600]

happend to me to eccept i woke up on the floor :D

[kinyune]

"maybe because i don't want to."

"well, maybe you just don't know how."

"no, i do know how. see? 'no'."

"aw don't be like that, michael."

"no. shut the fuck up, you weird ass ducks, lemme trip the way i want to."

[MDthornton83]

1:50 Dude! What the hell!

[Brydont]

@MDthornton83 Well the guy who usually voiced Bugs at that time had died literally right when they were going to make that special. So that was their way of getting the character in the special without having him talk too much, if at all. I don't really remember that cartoon

[MDthornton83]

@Brydont Oh really? I thought Alf did that just for the hell of it. Besides, wasn't Bugs being voiced by Billy West back in the 90s? Cuz' I remember he did Bugs's voice for the 1996 film Space Jam. Because even in this special, he sounds a lot like his current voice actor.

[diegoradoblasio]

THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC IS AN IDIOT, THIS SPECIAL GIVES A GOOD MESSAGE

[indignationmaster]

Thanks Nostalgia Critic.

[marcog606]

did tiger say go to hell ?



[huckhound2110]

@marcog606 Of course not! This wouldn't be considered a kids show if he did. He said Go Ahead.

[weirdnwild91]

@marcog606 When did he say that?

[yodadude666]

It's almost worth doing drugs just to make this song half-decent.

[anubisgothlord]

I can't do drugs, guys my hamster died.

[WumWip]

"What a nightmare!"

I agree...

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

0:26

"oh sh*t"

[timeparadox888]

One of which being "No."

[iristhevampiress]

Amy Winehouse could've learned something from this! Just sayin'....

[DonkeyKongKnuckles64]

Skipper, kowalski, Rico, private- Huey, Dewey and louey Spongebob- Kermit Patrick- gonzo Sandy- mrs. Piggy Homer- Garfield Cosmo- smurf Dudley puppy- alf Woody- Winnie the pooh Buzz lightyear- tigger Finn the human- bugs bunny Ed, Edd n eddy- Alvin Simon and Theodore Alfe- michaelangelo

[thatguywhodigsmusic]

I wish cartoon characters would come sing to me when I get high. Normally I just play Gamecube and eat Cheetos.

[deanmcbride2936]

watching this fucked up is amazing



[rustedempire]

this is all the cartoons I used to watch all in one video...trippy!

[Chodorovski]

shit, i wanna fart out ghost pushers

[jamocha101]

What the heck are the lyrics to this song?

[Superphilipp]

I just found out that this is a Menken/Ashman song. That means Howard Ashman actually wrote the line "Those drugs are so boring!"

The world is weird.

[Liisha2theMoon]

@Superphilipp yeah alan menken and the late howard ashman wrote the song whats your point

[Curufin2]

I am high as fuck and this PSA is amazing

[pmtummino]

But look at all the crazy shit you see when you say YES...

[xarcaz]

Animated ALF looks like George Lucas.

[t1w1y]

Best trip ever.

[Kirasin1104]

remember kids drugs are bad BUT it is ok to lie

[SkyRifter]

2:00 - he's right.

[SkyRifter]

>ALL the Cartoons that got CANCELED Telling us to say no to drugs;

right...

What about America's secret Drug War programs; Police Being paid to Jail people for obtaining drugs. Those Bomb sniffing Dogs; sniffing your child newborn's diapers for a joint or a terrorist bomb or such substances.

>POLICE STATE inside-job 9/11 Cartoon Heroes to the Rescue.

[JoseCarioca101]

the guy who plays the smoke plays the bad guy in the resurers 2

[DestructedPheonix]

What the fuck were they saying?

[batistaker123]

That would be a nightmare to me also 2:08

Having to say no to free weed????

[batistaker123]

This movie makes people want to do drugs even more.

That way they can meet all their favorite childhood cartoon characters.

[RadioactiveCassowary]

thats it, no more Charlie sheen for you!

[lobomonlight]

THIS WAS MY FAVERIT CARTOON SONG

[mrfuzzyhead948]

sequal characters to sing this song

Yakko/ Pinky- Rob Paulsen

Wakko- Jess Harnell Dot- Tress MAcNeille

Doug Funnie- Billy West

Winnie the Pooh/ Tigger- Jim Cummings the Brain- Maurice LAMArche

Froggo- Nathan Ruegger

Sonic the Hegehog- Jaleel White

Mari- Walker Boone

Luigi- Tony Rosato

[MExISxAxIPOD]

I like it when the chipmunks start singing why did the ducks get the biggest part the chipmunks are better -3!!

[dorastinks22]

WTF? Who would make this?!

[PeachWookiee]

@dorastinks22 This was back after the commercial success of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" This was a giant public service announcement aimed at kids. A couple of animation companies got together and did it. Now, the corporation suits would fight too much to do it.

[KaseyDouglas]

It's clear the the other ninja turtles are tokin' it up while Michaelangelo is singing this.

[Wrestling824]

@niceboar yes u did c kermit in a sailor suit, thts wut pot'll do to ya.

[niceboar]

did i just see a frog in a fucking sailor fuku?

[PeachWookiee]

@niceboar That's Baby Kermit the Frog. He wore a sailor suit, which was very popular for little kids in the 80s.

[misspunk76ify]

There aren't really that many ways to say 'no' :-/

[thatOtherDude100]

i bet this is great to watch when your high

[thatOtherDude100]

it may be wise to quit drugs when you start seeing ducks

[majorgeneralguy]

I once had a trip like that. It was awesome!

[superleviathan]

Tigger: My kid sister needs me ALF: Her hamster died Baby Piggy: Not a holy-ho Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill Tigger: So I'll catch you later All: Like heck I will Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow Piggy: It's bad for my complexion Kermit: When your pals say "Let's get wrecked" Dewey: Brush up your self-respect Michaelangelo: Go on, push, eject, protect yourself.

[superleviathan]

Kermit: I'm in training for football

Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein"

ALF: And they they tell me that works fine

All: Cause the bottom line's to show you how to say no

Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff

ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this.

Kermit: I'll catch you ninth grade, okay?

Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rot.

Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride

[Colbynfriends]

if this special was made today...regardless of who was in it...it'd most likely be a hiphop rap.....sung by an animated Justin Beiber or somethin...or even better JB could be the person who needs saved from drugs...no one's perfect right?

[Lordodragonss]

Smurfs are too big in this cartoon!

[otakutaicho]

They should play this for University/College students

[firereed4]

If they did a modern version it would have Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Spongebob, Patrick, Krabs, Squidward, Sandy, Finn, Jake, Milo, Navven, Louis, Sonic, Tikal, Owen, Duncan, and Heather.

[TheCartoonCrusader]

@firereed4 and mordecai and rigby

[firereed4]

@TheCartoonCrusader And Homer Simpson and Larry the Lobster.

[firereed4]

@firereed4 SpongeBob, Patrick, and Krabs- Huey Dewey and Louie

Phineas- Brainy Smurf

Sonic- Baby Kermit

Homer-Garfield

Tikal- Baby Gonzo

[TheDJGrandPa]

Don't worry kids! Get your ass high, these Cartoons will get you out of it again anyway!

[roycegracie11]

funny cause if you were to get in a drug dealers face like that, you're gonna get fuuucked up

[shaamex2]

If there was a Cartoon all stars 2 Sonic the hedgehog,Invader Zim,Pucca and Garu,Jumpy ghostface, Finn and Jake and Bugs Bunny would be in it.

[WEXFORD1000]

@shaamex2 garfield will reprise his apperance in the sequel

[shaamex2]

@WEXFORD1000 No but bugs bunny is in Cartoon all stars 2

[MrLordscorpius]

if you want to get the meaning of this vid you have to be stoned to get it :P

[Milkman26789Z]

I want what he was smoking.

[SkyRifter]

@Milkman26789Z

This CARTOON was literally MADE While the animators were on something; same for Coolworld.

[Milkman26789Z]

@SkyRifter I want what they were smoking too.

[ToXiC94632]

ask any of these characters if they remember this...they won't...hmm

[SMARTPANTS22]

kermit always looks like hes rollin

[SailorSaturn69]

2:00 Theres a million, jillion, wonderful ways to say... HEEEEE-YAAAAAAA!!!!!!

LOLz

[miyalana]

They should just do something like this every 10 years as tastes change, like make a new one with the most popular cartoon characters every 10 years to make kids get the message.

[MeatyMushroom]

@miyalana It depends which end of the stick they grab - the one that says "Drugs are bad", or the one that says "If I smoke drugs I'm going to be able to see all my favourite cartoon characters dancing around with me! Awesome! Now which drug to smoke? Weed? Salvia? Opium? Crack?"

Yeah I'm negative, but there's no point in these videos - it's the parents responsibility.

[Kennybenny19]

This is trippy

[Supenmanu]

Did Alf just break the Berlin Wall?

[cyncalifilipina]

did one of the smurfs say that the chipmunks are rats? like this... those rats are so boring

[chachies]

@cyncalifilipina I think he says "Those drugs are so boring." Which is a rather strange statement coming from a freakin smurf! =P

[shaamex2]

Cartoon all stars to the rescue never had a sequel.

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

Now all we need is Ringo Starr narrating

[MagicEmperor]

George C. Scott's crowning achievement of a performance.

[ramsera]

Kind of catchy song... but that's me!

[JohntheGreat123]

why is alf breaking down the berlin wall? is he eastern german?

[LBPHeretic]

At 0:29 did Michael just fart out an evil drug dealing smokescreen or am I seeing things? Wow, I just watched it again, he totally did. D:

Uh, nice video. Thumbs up! :P

[MistysJournal]

i had this tape when i was a kid, my dads friend gave it to me

[Bla31n]

I say Power is far more adictive than Cocaine and Caffine combined. And they never tell kids that do they?

[Tokit42]

this guy is fucking tripping balls

[BigBlueBang]

Thumbs up if you started to dance like the Nostalgia Critic did in his "The Room" review.

[mellowlanternquartet]

I saw my entire childhood flash before my eyes!

[deatharena]

holy fucking shit

[taglp3]

all the guys that do the voices for these guys probably do drugs anyways.

[pezilla123]

if i was that smoke i would just go into the nostrils of all em them lol

[chrisisretardedxD]

hes fucking talking to animals!! does no one else think thats trippy?

[fattoler]

"Now I'm seeing Ducks?" Did this kid even watch TV? If I saw them I'd probably void my bowels in both fright and excitement of seeing Huey Dewey and Louie.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

Well done kids, what do you say when someone want to gives you pot leaf?

[Tozzywozzy01]

Quite a catchy song. To think it's written by Alan Menken XD. Huey is in Red, Dewey in Blue and Louie in green btw.

[Alewolf01]

Jimies the 3 ducks are Huey Dowie and Lowie idk if I spelled them right but yeah

[ItsAFirefightBuffalo]

this is amazing

[JimisNeverbright]

Everyone:and say no.

Alvin,Simon,Theodore:there s a million international ways to say no.

Smurf:those drugs are so boring.

Alvin,Simon,Theodore:all around the world the smart guys are liven off no.

Baby Kermit:i have a dream for football.

Baby Gonzo:have two mitts and a tie.

Alf:well tell me that looks fine.

Everyone:cause the bottom line is short and say no.

Garfeild:now u can say beat it get lost get out of face with that stuff.

Alf:but that could thank less u may prefer cool like this.

[JimisNeverbright]

The smoke:well u look like 3 fine lads ya know i might have something here you d like to try something to make you feel real good.

Green capped duck:there s a millon wild and wonderful ways to say no.

Blue capped duck:no thanks!

Green capped duck:no way!

Baby Kermit:better learn a few and take them where ever you go.

Blue capped duck:no thanks!

Red capped duck: no sir!

Baby Kermit :If your pals have plenty of thies.

Garfeild:is a practical replie.

Tigger:go head let s fly pepper in eye.

[SpecterReflector]

Bit rich coming from Alf; He was one of the biggest drug abusers in show buisiness.

[johnnieRad]

When Garfield Sings, Why His Mouth Don't Move When He Sings?

[schumer64]

@johnnieRad check the garfeild cartoons his mouth only shows expressions thats it.

[thesoniczone11]

@johnnieRad Cause he thinks out loud. (ya never read the comics or seen the cartoon?)

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

You Tube ... "CANCER-GATE - The Rick Simpson Story"

[44eelz]

whoa are you gonna believe talking chipmunks or mother nature?

[animagusurreal]

"Be the first one on your block to say (no)"

So everyone else on this kid's block said yes to drugs? :)

Also - "my hamster died?" I mean, seriously,

"Hey kid, you wanna try some drugs."

- "Uh, my hamster died."

"Oh, okay then, I'll leave you alone."

And I wonder if any kids tried to give drug pushers a flying karate kick.

Yikes...I'm against drugs, but this song is just scary!

[Kelaiah01]

@animagusurreal No no, it wasn't "my hamster died", it was "HER hamster died", the song went like this: "I have to go look after my little sister because she's upset about her dead sister, so I can't stick around to try out this thing you call 'a drug'." ;)

[animagusurreal]

@Kelaiah01 Thanks :) I guess that makes a little more sense than what I thought they said.

[Kelaiah01]

@animagusurreal Your welcome. :) Heh heh, its weird for me to see so many people disliking this song/movie, because its one of the cartoons I watched as a kid, and part of one of my "precious childhood memories". ;) XD But oh well, everyone's different. And I might be insane, so... yeah. lol

[animagusurreal]

@Kelaiah01 I remember seeing it as a kid, and I liked the Flintstone Kids' anti-drug special better for some reason. But yeah, everyone likes different stuff :).

[Kelaiah01]

@animagusurreal Yep. :)

[Kelaiah01]

@animagusurreal Whoops, sorry, I meant "she's upset about her dead HAMSTER" (not "dead sister", augh, how did I type that?!) XD lol

[BreatherOfAir180]

Dude. I SMOKED A BLUNT WITH KERMIT THE OTHER NIGHT. WHAT A HYPOCRITE.

[Gestaposaurus]

this video is a lie...

everyone knows kermit rips the bong all day :P

[damichi69]

i'm scared...

[Auriclama]

So, they wan't us to just say NO.. by watching a cartoon that looks like it was thought up by someone LSD. Say YES.

[Nightsofdream]

worst drug PSA ever, i think it actually turned kids who saw this to drugs....

[racestracksgoil]

Did I hear Mickey Rooney?

[Luffyrulz09]

Why Alan Menken, Why?

[MahBoi22]

Great, now this song is going to be stuck in my head all day.

[veggietalesfan65]

:37 look at Louie's left eye!!!!!!

XD

[kaxdufok]

who did this must have been very high

[SUNSHINE21480]

lol!

[patrickadair1995]

who am i going to believe, smoke in a suit or 3 talking ducks? ..... never thought id say that sober

[robertsfunny1995]

@patrickadair1995 well they both sound ridiculous, but considering we know the ducks better probably them.

[captainsnail64]

at  52 simons not wearing his glasses!

[kumili727]

this is like acid not pot what the fuck. fuck narcs

[Gackra]

He must of had a bad trip

[MegaAdam1000]

Alf hates drugs. :P

[skeletonking1234]

wierd my name is michael thats scary

[xcmet]

be cool if Obama was in this...

[MartinTaco]

lol true

[KUGAMUSIC]

@xcmet why would obama be in the and why would it be cool ?

[roycegracie11]

@xcmet no it wouldn't

[robertsfunny1995]

@xcmet why?

[xcmet]

Its a shame president Obama wasn't in office at this time, be cool to see him in the movie. Bet he could trun the kid around...

[thegr33nbastard]

these anti drug specials have the opposite effect on everyone! they make me want to either take a bong hit, or blow my fucking brains out

[MrtIstheLionKing]

Mr. Smoke looks like a business man! Well, that does make sense...

[LaxNumber13]

bugs was gonna say yes

[SkuLLkiDx1337]

Freakin NARCS~!

[ExclusiveCheese]

Alan Menken should raise his standards.

[elpepa]

Nice trip.

[TheJose3204]

lol

[toby070]

It was a good movie, the only problem with it is that there are too many characters used in this moviel, as some where absent when they helped michal get off drugs, so it could have been better showing just the main stars of the special, rather than pushing caracters in to make this movie more popular E.G. Slimer from the real ghostbusters was pushed in and not seem again for the rest of the movie (apart from being in the poster at the end).

[X0oMALKAVo0X]

wtf...! Anti-Drug campaigns like these are more scary than the drugs themselves.. It just tempted me to say YES instead of NO to get away from the sheer madness of clips like these...

You gotta admire the people who thought this was a good idea in the early nineties,.. douchebags....

[miyalana]

After this, id get off the stuff for good.

Then id go to therapy.

[dorastinks22]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!on 2:10 I Couldnt stop laughin

[dorastinks22]

lol on 0:30 he looks like hes toting

[elrollo]

honestly that'd be one fucked up trip...that michael guy is probably thinking..'why is the acid telling me to say no to drugs?"

[jfachris]

you don't think on acid...your not in control

[TlGBC]

daffy's on speed

[aulaw2001]

Gee, imagine if Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Link, Zelda and Toad from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, or if the cast of Captain N were in it. Even stranger, if GI Joes were in it, Sgt. Slaughter would be like "Alright ya little puke, I'm gonna whup you into shape! Drop down and give me 20!"

[FrothySoda]

0:57

>those drugs are so boring

T_T

[usquebaugher]

TherealRNO:

Yes.=) But I meant subtitles for full special.

Now I understand that you haven't it. In other ways you would know how to write word "lasagna". Excuse me for inattention.

[TherealRNO]

usque: Why do you need subtitles? English isn't your native language or something?

"Now I understand that you haven't it. In other ways you would know how to write word 'lasagna'."

Excuse me, but one misspelled word doesn't mark me as a horrible speller, nor does it make me seem unintelligent. Not everyone can spell or pronounce fluently, because--sans God--no one is perfect.

[usquebaugher]

Yes, English is not my native language.

I'm sorry, I was meaning that i was inattent. And I didn't want to hurt you feelings! It was just deduction!

[TherealRNO]

usque: 'Tis okay. You just caught me in a bad mood, because I tend to be very passionate and sensitive about my views (going against my established gender expectations, but who cares).

[usquebaugher]

TherealRNO:Do you have subtitles for "Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue". I can't make out some phrases.

[TherealRNO]

usquwbaugher: I posted the lyrics in below comments. XD

[TherealRNO]

andweletheman: Alf did threaten Garfield earlier.

"You want to help track down the theif, Garfield?"--Alf

"Hey going through life as a blue lampshade is work enough. Wake me when the lasguana (sp?) comes."--Garfield

"Let me rephrase that. Do you want to help or do you want to be lunch?"--Alf

"My luck to be stuck on a dresser with a pushy alien."--Garfield

[TherealRNO]

You wanted the lyrics, and now, you have them, although the purpose of this all-toon crossover was to stop kids from taking drugs (since the 70's were full of drug-usage and we found that drugs were bad, anti-drug PSAs ran rampant in the more self-concious 80's).

[TherealRNO]

[Cont.]

Come on, push-ee, check, protect yourself, get up and go. Be the first one on your block to say, "Eh, forget it, doc". 'Cause you just pulled out those wonderful ways to say no. (Except that the first one's great.) There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no. (Step back, I'll and I'll demonstrate.) There's a million zillion ways to say (HI-YAH!) no!

[FrothySoda]

it says push eject.

[TherealRNO]

[Cont.]

"I'm late for my baseball game and I'll hit my stride." "My kid sister needs me (her hampster died)." "Gotta hurry home." "There's no time to care." "So, I'll catch you later." "My cat got run over." There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no. "Guess I'm alergic." And a good excuse is something you'll never outgrow. (Except for my complextion.) When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked", just grab your self-respect...

[Cont.]

[TherealRNO]

[Continued]

Those drugs are so boring. Around the world, the smart guys are givin' up dope. I've got a dream for football. In Berlin, they just say, "Nein", and they me that works fine, 'cause the bottom line's the surefire way to say no. Now, you could say "Beat it", "Get lost", "Get out of my face with that stuff", but that could be tactless. You may prefer cool like this "I'm hitchin' that ride, later, okay", "I've got too much homework, it's rough"...

[Continued]

[TherealRNO]

anadventurouskid...

Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something that'd make you feel real good. There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no. No thanks. No way! Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go. No thanks, no sir. If your pals say "Let's get high", here's a practical reply. Go ahead it let fly and spit in his eye and say no. There's a million international ways to say no...

[Continued]

[TherealRNO]

In this special, the cartoon characters existed in "real" time (especially so for The Muppets, TMNT, and the Disney casts, seeing as they have puppet or costumed real-life counterparts [people puppeteer The Muppets, wore costumes for the old TMNT films, and still wear character costumes at the Disney parks]). Sure, Mike was high off his rocker when he saw them, but the toons were there to help him get rid of his drug kick, not further it.

[tinkyisawinky]

screw drugs

[AsianAgentScully]

Piggy is the only badass in there.

[retrozim]

Why? Just...why?

[jamocha101]

The chipmunks are my heros!

[ShinyDusknoir]

this video is trippier that drugs alone

[Ilike4kids123]

I wonder what characters there would be if this was made today.

[laschan2001]

I didn't expect a ghost to be a "pusher".

...But I don't believe Michelangelo (the turtle) because some kids light it up just to do their homework. (just kidding)

Very funny old school vid.

--->Video=Good; Drugs=Bad

[xzazman]

Man anybody got an L that I can smoke im in the mood thanks cartoons.