Between The Bread: Instructional Sandwich Making Video. 1984 Sandwich Champ Crafts Sandwich

[FireathosX]

Just a 50/50 mix of bleach and lighter fluid.

[Arakayified]

I LOVE YOU, TIMMY BOO~!!!

[sc00zie]

Wait, what the hell did I just watch...?

[Thatbombgirl]

I like how he's rubbing the nipples of the plate.

[mobromarles]

DV FOREVERRRRERERERERERERERER JIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[singinglawnchair]

I masturbate to Tim's beautifully manicured nails every night.

[R00G00]

loving the nails. so ur shade of red

[jlehms04]

Tim, you queer me so hard.

[poofwithmuscles]

I just want you to know my youtube is recommending me Food Network clips because of this video.

[BIGTHECAT69]

[23:20:02] Big or something: heavy needed this

[SparklingCacti]

With this video I will become a real woman.

[Xetelian]

7 people didn't understand satire.

I hate yay/nay rating systems.

[beagleboyjones]

the sad thing is i really make my sammiches like this =(

[desmond628435]

what the fuck i hate him

[petro1986]

@desmond628435 Hello Mr Zero Punctuation! Don't be a dick! eat a sandwich...

[kingmedabe]

Timmy Boo, what it do? Time to make some new videos. I haven't missed any of your "free" dv shows for a while now, only recently not an underage listener. :) I plan on joining the sideshow any day now.

[poofwithmuscles]

Jigoo, Tim! You need to make some more videos, and I guess your other ones got taken down. This one is hilarious in any case.

[musicbehemoth]

mmmmm im hungry

[stalzz]

PerpERation?

[SuperAlexrios]

disgusting mother fuckers

[kevinlho]

what a gay o-o

[BlizzardtheWolf97]

Made me hungry for a sammich, up 'til I saw the final product. Ick.

Meownaise. Made from cats. XD

[GoreInjected]

This is makeing me hungry

[IndieWalrus]

dont forget the pramesan, meyownus, mustrad etc.

[21pinkices]

haha i have that same gel 1:26

"GOT 2B GLUED"

[orgymacbook]

doncha know! thats wat gives the sandwich its ketchupy flavor!!!!!

[stinkywizzleteat]

When is volume 2 coming, Timmy?

[Merrite43]

tim... is your green screen on a window?

[dizneykid]

Grape Kool Aid added to a sandwich....I definately have to try that this weekend. Thank you Master Tim!

[janesfilms]

It is always important to warsh your hands. Time to warsh up! Young Tim Henson is warshing his hands now. He's warshing his hands with ketchup. Remember, You don't need to warsh your whole body, unless you plan on making sandwiches in the nude. You just need to warsh those hands.

[elmalonino89]

So that's what I've been doing wrong! So many years of my genitalea getting caught in refrigerators, and getting nasty knicks from can openers. Thank you Tim, this video was ery enlightening. =)

[JudgeMonkey]

Yeah, the only thing I don't agree with in this video is the showering. It may not be needed, but a good cleansing always feels nice.

[Nivekkk]

Sadly I have missed the sandwich craze. Sadface.

[janesfilms]

Sadly I have missed the Aunt Jemina craze. Blackface.

[paperbag27]

didnt we all.

[walknflames]

LOL anybody else see Tim's HUGE BOTTLE OF LOTION!!! the whack of lotion!! can't ever have to much right timmy jimmy henson.

[JudgeMonkey]

Actually, if I recall correctly, tim said he prefers to do that without lotion or other such aids, well, not aids, as it could be too late, but you know.

[sonicdescent]

any more old gems? I like the news style videos, but these are a nice change of pace too.

[JudgeMonkey]

Well, there is that one with Creepy Uncle "Tim" and of course the Night Owls.

[22portland]

I will never have what it takes to make a sandwich. Life is hard.

[tedaford]

purple kool aid that sandwich must be for black kids

[TykSakdotnet]

I may only speak for myself but Timmy: "You are a little weird at times!"

[JudgeMonkey]

I can agree with you up until the "at times" part. Also, that's why we love him.

[paperbag27]

sandwiches are for faggots. well......and for Tsim

[JudgeMonkey]

I wonder if lighter fluid and bleach would work as a soap. That's imitable, hooray!

[lorddragonslayer]

how did it look moldy

[ryosaku18]

omfg tim are you going tranny on us

~ Furry Fox

[HarryMufff]

i love the music makes me think back to school and those movies we had to watch maybe u should come out with a whole line of instructional vids ya know for the kids i think a how to put on a donkey show would be a good start

[janesfilms]

My name is William and I like fingernail polish.

[lynnayamoon]

damn blur boxes.

[toriaD3]

Tim... y r ur nails painted. and if ur gonna be a fag and paint them. paint all of them. dont be lazy

[JudgeMonkey]

He did, but some fell off into the sandwich.

[princemuchao]

A classic, Tim... Loved watching it again.

[evanonut]

Wasn't tim like five or six in 1984?

[ElAmanteSinAmor]

...i still scrub my hands with ketchup... but that's cuz i like the smell

[thelemon7]

is your dick cross eyed as well

[janesfilms]

The scene with the baneyney (5:55) kinda turned me on. Does that make me a faghag?  A freaky faghag.

[travuun]

It makes you a trekkie lover! Dilithium crystals??

[dittohead21]

Now I won't go hungry! Thanks Timmy! Your the best! Jigoo!

[sirius2045]

Thank you Tim...I've noticed I've been doing so many things wrong when I make sandwiches. This video was very informative. Jigoo!

[tigerlily816]

This video is a classic. Loved it as much this time as when I first saw it. One question - can I wash my hands with Meowniss, or is that not ok too?

[mintypeach]

Dilithium crystals!? Tim, are you a Trekkie? I think I love you even more!

[JudgeMonkey]

Can you say you'd really be surprised if he was? Tim is in tune with all things awesome... and nerdy, in a good way.

[paperbag27]

I made a sandwich with some roast beef flaps, and head cheese. It was pretty tasty

[munchousin]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[cainplay27]

I'm confused. Can I wash my hands with NEW peanut butter AIDS?

[janesfilms]

I just came my face off so hard

[JessicaWonka]

XD. Amazing. Though, I must ask this, why is Tim's nails a orange color XD?

[KikiiMcI]

If only I'd seen this BEFORE lunchtime.

/sigh ]:

[JudgeMonkey]

I constructed a sandwich as per all of your instructions, and instead of getting an award, my family told me to never go into the kitchen again.

I guess not having to do the dishes is kind of an award.

[ERL1978]

I always where movement clothes, that way I don't have to change every 15 minutes for my strawberry & cheese sandwich breaks.

[LenardtheSnipe]

I made the sangwich

now I'm in the hospital

[davetemrick]

Really? Do we really need video proof of your innie? Classic Timmy

[kindaextraordinary]

Tommy, you have yet to stop queering me.

[4sidedbox]

More like this please.

[Puke0010]

I tried to use Tim's recipe but my sammich tastes like sad.

[MarshWildman]

Informative and tasteful! That one gave me a Chumby...I mean chubby.

[THEEATBABIES]

Goddammit you stupid fuck. I'm eating macaroni and cheese right now without ketchup because I ran out. This makes me so fucking angry.

[Hellomotorad]

Oh my fucking good the banana part was fucking disgusting!! Jesus christ

[beaphez]

I've always dreamed of washing my hands with ketchup

[CarlEkmanStudio]

You queer me, Tim!

And how come all podcasts end up making sandwich videos on YouTube? Just check out Wreckless Media Radio's cheese-sandwich video...

[Turdlette]

Glad you put this up. This is probably my favourite DV video

[xshoestringx]

that sandwich is FUCKING AMAZING...and i am afraid of it...

maybe ill make one and send you a picture of it

also i just found this out, i dont know if you know but wing was on an episode of south park

[Tooldestroy]

Tim, as a professional video editor, I find your subject matter both funny and disturbing, but I find your execution flawless. I'm not sure if my Avid even has the settings for 1980's era shape swipe transitions. I also have to applaud your use of key frames, kudos Timothy.

[nikolausmaack]

I ate a sandwich once. It was made of bread and other substances. I found it very compelling, as a food product.

But nothing tastes better than Jimothy T Henson's trouser sausage. Now with 37% less dick cheese!

[BoydJones]

When is Volume 2 coming out???

[FreePlay]

I like my women like I like my sandwiches

cut in half and oozing fluids

[angryfyce]

Tim Henson queers me.

[Chimerah]

Tim is wearing a Dr. Pepper hat! D8 I want a Dr. Pepper hat.

And I wanted to see him eat that unholy sandwich at the end. But no. :c

[ffrrreeeakk]

Noooo tim not this, this freaked me on in the 1st place

[jnyjb]

Ahh, a good ol' classic DV video. Still don't know how you managed to film yourself naked and not puke. Just kidding...?

[a1j2r3]

this queers my face off so hard.

[ChaztheWeasel]

There ya go, Sideshow Freaks. This is where your membership money went :D Coffee, Kool-Aid, meyownus, and sexy nail polish.

There really should have been a short retching segment at the end following the sampling of the sandwich.

[AnonymousFortune]

Distorted View: wasting food and ruining toilets for over 5 years!

[DrStrangematter]

I'm close ... but I think I need a tutor ... help us Timmy !

[commentbott]

You have very pretty nails.

[chili0beanz]

I'm ready to impress the world with my sandwich crafting knowledge.

[ghorty]

Wonderful nail polish Tootie.

I do feel like you failed as you did not eat the entire sandwich down!

[metasynthesthia]

I missed this video, I'm glad you brought it back! Now I too can make sandwiches!

[christinamabaline]

But I LIKE stray hairs in my sandwiches!

[TheFumesJapan]

LOL! It's been awhile since I've seen this one.

Just realized you misspelled "preparation"....

DV!!!!!

[wetballsack]

feed my your pepe.. wtf

[TomInTennessee]

Jagoo Tootie,

I enjoyed seeing this classique' video. Do you still have your origional footage? You should re-master it in "Glorious 720p".

You could make an "Uncensored" directors-cut for sideshow members only that did not have the pixilazation so they can have a bigger laugh than the free side members.

[spitlord]

Damn it tim, some of us are starving at minimum wage jobs, living off of Top Ramen and Chili. Next time, ship me the meat.

I take COD, and I eat rotten stuff out of the trash all the time, anyways...

[42qaz]

was that ........wrainbow bread Timmy was using???

Jigoo.

[Lordcleru]

ohhhhhhhh timmy make my dick get hawd when readying that banana.

[Preator]

WHY, TIM.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[herzwerk]

Hahaha this is the video that made me sign up for the sideshow. Fucking awesome!

[biguy21]

haha fav tim video of all time!

[GenExodus911]

It looked great until the Kool-Aid got in there.  Then the sandwich started to queer me.

[Dinoracha]

Instant way to win the Chumbee; someone actually eats that bastard child of a sandwich. xD

[japskatfreak]

I love this video - it brought back such wonderful memories. Did volume 2 ever see the light of day (Sandwish upon a star).

If my mathematics are correct - in 1984 Tim Henson would have been 3 or 4 years and a sandwich champ. There's one word for that - CHILD PRODIGY !!!

[japskatfreak]

or border line autistic....

[SoloHero]

2:57 I'm going to be the first to request an uncensored version of that, please. k thanx

[SoloHero]

Bizarre sex term @ 2:10

"Jerkin' the digits"

[japskatfreak]

I always thought it was "Pumping the thumb"

[cubedude666]

I knew what was coming...Why did I watch this again? I guess I'm a sucker for my own pain.

[AtheistUndergrad]

Meeyownis and Pramesan cheese are always good additions to a sandwich.

[tehevilpineapple1234]

Give me the chumby now bitch

love you, Jigoo!

[nikolausmaack]

That Chumby is rightfully mine, mother fucker. I will rape you in the ass with a hand grenade and a pitchfork and a chainsaw and a pitbull to win it. PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!

[JudgeMonkey]

Should we use wainbow bwead to make our sandwich?

[littleguypainting]

His nails are painted for sanitation....dumbass.

[japskatfreak]

Did you notice at 6:09 tim looses his acrilyc nail on his forefinger - I wonder if it's Henson's special ingredient to add a bit more crunch.

[lovleycoconut]

WHY ARE HIS NAILS PAINTED

[takingyourtime]

This video is old - back when Tim wasn't fat with diabeetus.

[ithonicfury]

To be fair, its not his fault, weight gain is just an unfortunate side effect of the meds for his feline leukemia.

[littleguypainting]

I live for Tims Hensons next post.

[myromanticdeath]

the mystery of sandwich making is finally solved.

love you timmy

[1crazybob]

This video gives me a chumby.

[littleguypainting]

Not if I post more than you do...chumbp!

[littleguypainting]

Oh, cmon, thumbs down, really? A sense of humor is required here.

[bunnydragoon]

Hah hah, I remember this video!

You look amazing in red nail polish, I'm jealous!

[Fatkeed]

Now I know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE! GEE AIE JOE!!

[CioffDogg]

BOOO! Tim...this is a direct re-release of a video from your other account! That being said, this is an awesome video and I saw it the other day from hearing about it on the Freakipedia! Jigoo Tim!

[GuyPyro]

Tim you almost fuckin' made me throw-up you sick freak. You Careless Fairy...

I love you.

[deathinapinkboa]

Oh so very swell.

[jshaw995]

DVFTW

[dmastersplinter]

i cant believe you didn't add any cum lube!

[WolfFairy]

Well it may be an old piece of work, from what I've seen from older viewers/listeners commenting, but doesn't mean it's not a great as anything else you do. ^w^

Nice nail polish by the way. :P

[BfDelano]

Nice! The Sandwich video.

Would it be possible to get the Kitty Cat video up with new audio?

[calripken2632]

so glad you posted this again. my favorite video ever.

[Uncreativeatbest]

Tim. With that nailpolish of yours, you're going to be queering people by the millions!

[iamjamesid]

Another reason why that outfit is unfit for sandwich making? Dick can make you lose control.

[BTTHEBAND]

And what if your "dick got hoird"?

[iamjamesid]

Well, the only answer then is to pump it like you want it... pump it like you need it.

[blueflare77]

Somehow I've never seen this video before today.

I feel like more of a person.

I am showing this video to EVERYONE.

[isqfan]

"Feed me your pee-pee!!"

[DelanoGoesToDenmark]

Hell yeah, white brother. I was LOLing while I was injecting my 'roids. You almost killed me.

[CLaptonIsGod3324]

tim, this is one of my all time favorite DV videos. I love the fact that you gave yourself a huge black cock.

[Gitemstevedave]

This video never gets old Tim. You helped me learn NOT to wash my hands with Mustread.

[axman1971]

Nice, should have removed the blur on the Pantsless Tim

[boyhips]

You look so hot with nail polish

[DJTeeleh]

Isn't this video a few years old?

[mistertall1979]

While I enjoy the current style of video, PLEASE consider doing more long form presentations like this one. This is one of my favourites of all time.

[mistertall1979]

Well done!

[sisterB5]

I still love this video

[scsors]

MEOWNAISE

[ymattar]

Love the red nail polish!

[ericcub78]

But you didn't use any Wainbo Bwead. "Pattycake, pattycake rainbo bread, gotta get me some."

[sisterB5]

this came out before the wonder of rainbow bread was found

[CaptSwiggy]

Classique!

[dbgossamer1975]

Because of this video my husband and I have started saying myow-ness and mustrid so much that our four year old thinks that's the proper pronunciation. Thanks Tim.

[ISpillMyDrink]

You brought it back. Now I'll have the same video twice in favorites. I can cross that off my "bucket list."

[Entharion]

why the hell did he use nail polish?

fucking careless fairy.

[SurlyDuffoFark]

You've got it allwrong. Tootie rocked the nail polish - it was tres chic! everyone knows that girls who wear candy apple red nail polish give out.

[Entharion]

:P well timmy is a drag queen of course, what was her drag name again? wainbowbwead?

[lilmonster702]

wow tim.

you are a dumb, hairy, cross-eyed queer.

prepAration, not prepEration.

and .... a LOOFAH? a ladies' leather jacket?

gaaay. :P

[japskatfreak]

It was his mom's jacket and he could never really explain why he had it in his closet.

[jerkyguy]

So much nude Tim, I can now say with confidence, You really do queer me.

[XaDvAnT]

You really shouldn't mix dark meats with white meats either. They don't play well together.

[BTTHEBAND]

"What is young Tim Henson doing wrong?"

"He is watching his hands with ketchup."

Fucking hilarious Tim.

[distortedviewshow]

It's a common sandwich-making novice mistake

[BTTHEBAND]

*Washing