Zero Punctuation: Too Human

[xXHellroaring10kXx]

2:49 ALLAH AKBAR!!!



[pheonixowl999]

i liked this game and found nothing wrong with it. if you dont like it you just suck at it

[7CellarDoors]

@pheonixowl999 Not sure if trolling, or just mentally unwell...

[rimorai]

Yahtzee should be a sociology teacher. I would definitely pay to attend that class.

[TheKirby117]

Also loled at Baulders gate.. Has Zero punct. done a video over that?

[TheKirby117]

Lol'ed at reference to Dead Frontier at 2:39

[zion50500]

What is "cor"?

[KingofStrawberries]

@zion50500 An expression used around the Commonwealth Nations, such as Britain and Australia, not to sure about Canada, indicating surprise, amazement or admiration.

e.g. "Cor, I didn't think he'd make a shot like THAT!"

[Dagger0Fangs]

I finished this game, why? I don't know@_@

[nosorab3]

Y, T. W. N. G. O.

[mhypersonic]

exuse me gentlemen but what realy is Wank!!!??!!!!!

[FlamingKittenOfDoom]

@mhypersonic Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' the chain. Choking the chicken.

Jerking off, basically.

[kittybirg]

"Tempting Fate" -- oh, man. I laughed. Hard.

[vnelly3]

i don't think it would hurt to hit yourself with a hammer made of wank

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

Uh-oh. Yahtzee, you took a breath (maybe 2)!

[123456supersunny]

I have a hammer made of wank.

[MrDrumzOrz]

And the hammer is made of wank.

[Coras52]

loki gets baldur killed starting ragnarok the end of the world in real norse mythology

[ACertainJason]

@Coras52 Actually the death of baldur is just another occurance, at the end of which loki is chained to a stone where a snake slowly drips venom on him everyday for his crime. It is not the start of ragnarok. However, ragnarok begins when loki is freed of these chains and joins the evil forces (fenris, jormurgandr, the jotuns, etc), so you are not far off.

[warsongchief1]

3:35 Oh, did you have to? That's almost as bad as, "nothing can possibly go wrong" or "This is going to be the best Christmas Walford's ever had."

[DamuEmran]

I like Too Human it was fun too me and i know a lot people hate it. I did die a lot in the first levels but once I got some better weapons,armor and upgrades I was invincible

[cordia96]

@DamuEmran and nobody can take away your fun. Thats why it's good to have a variety of games.

[Dubickimus]

and the hammer is made of wank?

[HaveAnArtAttack]

Baldur's gait

was the best pun

i have heard

in my life

[Dubbed2Death]

And the hammer is made of "Wank"!!



[GhosX9]

1:26 "My father was a drinker and a vile man"

[Ancreon]

I skipped ovr an entire list of 0 punct. to see this well deserved video, this game was the laziest piece of guano that Ive played and thankfully there has yet to be a sequel and there shall continue to be or else a sudden case of arson will befall this company)

[AlphabaneTheGreat]

4:17

I hear Punctuation after the word "hammer"

[Naoyasha]

But someone did make a submarine out of Bread. And it's actually called a submarine.

Subway? The Sandwich shop? That sells Submarines? :P

[commissarusa]

Baldur's gait. That was incredible. Like, Churchill witty.

[jmar4life]

fur stoval

[GriffinStallion]

Wait these are on youtube now?

[SageVallant]

@GriffinStallion Not updated regularly at all. Best to stick with The Escapist.

[EphraimRodrigez]

@GriffinStallion some of them... yahtzee started here after all (with the fable review)

[harlaquin666]

i love too human

[awsomguitarman]

"or as I should say, Bauldor's gait"

lol'd at the reference

[grfrjiglstan]

1:27 Why so serious?

[tkdguruforme]

I bought this game for a grand total of £5, even that was to much!!!

[MadamMarch]

And the hammer is made of wank.

[CptAHad]

Aggravated baked bean.

[heavymetla666]

silicon knights is like rare and every other company that onced worked for Nintendo and then got bought by someone else and was left to die.

[EphraimRodrigez]

random sad fact: this PIECE OF SHIT was the second most expensive game ever made.. right after GTA IV

[afroebob]

@EphraimRodrigez actually third, The Old Republic is the most expensive costing 125-200 million. Too Human was so expensive because it was in development for fucking YEARS and the people who made it where retards in general. It is the Micheal Bay of video games, big budgeted but overall shit.

[EphraimRodrigez]

@afroebob oh i just checked again its now 5th but still THATS JUST FUCKING SAD

people who know how to make good games should get this money not some pants on head retards

[afroebob]

@EphraimRodrigez I wholeheartedly agree, it has no right to be this terrible. If you want a little more insight on what actually does make games good or bad, watch Extra Credits. Zero Punctuation is really funny and still completely valid, but Extra Credits goes a lot deeper while still maintaining an interesting appeal. The first season is only on Youtube, the other 3 are on Penny Arcade. Its really cool, check it out I can not express how great it is.

[Maphysto]

@EphraimRodrigez Another sad fact: Silicon Knights could've been making a sequel to Eternal Darkness instead of this.

[EphraimRodrigez]

@Maphysto thats not really a sad fact if you think about it

do you really think a company that makes such a piece of shit of a game would make a descent eternal darkness 2 ? judging from this game, their eternal darkness 2 would have probably been something like a... i dont know something like a kane and lynch dog days mixed with SAW V kind of game maybe... in other words COMPLETE SHIT

[gronndar]

@EphraimRodrigez Strange thing is, Eternal Darkness was amazing game, and this game is afwul. So its really 50/50 change its either good or bad game

[magicaIpineapple]

@EphraimRodrigez

actually it's Grand Theft Auto IV first, then a Dreamcast game called Shenmue, then Too Human

[TheSacia1]

Hehehehe Baldur's Gait, I see what you did there :3

[xXBURITOOXx]

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[BeNotNormal]

Health: Alright.

Gun: Big.

[solisvictor1991]

"He cant male me laugh this time at the end" "hammer made of wank' thank i failed

[bpfoley89]

Meh, that game was too simple. Build everything around "I'm gonna make my rifle shoot a lot of bullets really fast." and every enemy will die as soon as it spawns.

[Metmovie]

Y.T.W.G.O

[Metmovie]

"The white knights strikes again."

xD

[ShirosakiX]

I loved Baldur's Gate xD

[LoneOcarinaPlayer]

that "road" is a river...

[StealthyHipo]

I... actually liked this game, quite a bit. Mostly because I played with friends, but I still liked it.

[cjrosa6]

Baldur's Gait.

You win the Internet.

[johnbooth1499]

i liked this game for a while then hated its existence!!! Valkyrie thing correct, shooting thing correct, pausing after every move correct! also degrading armor, weapons and the stupid one-chance-secret-places which are almost invisible and never rewarding were a bore!!!

[deathman1021]

the only real problem i had with this game is the shops are useless, by the end of the starting dungeon all my gear pretty much topped everything they had and what i couldnt buy i found better shortly thereafter

[iceca11er]

i only played it for +60 hours, so bad.



[ib2raw06]

'And the hammer is made of wank.' Classic.

[USAFcritser]

I hate to be that guy but i didnt think Too Human was that bad

[Nightcreature12]

we all live in a Hovis submarine.

[DrumTrimmings88]

Is it me or do most if not all of Yahtzee's videos end with words like "wank" or "cock" or "tits"?

[theoneandonlyandyman]

baldur's gait lol

[xxpuaraxx]

im not sure what to do I need sleep I have no life but I wont to kepp watch all 2437 vids.

[ShadowWolfRising]

they recently announced they might make the 2nd of the trilogy.

[greenlegsandspam]

Baldur's Gait. You sly fucking dog.

[MrSasho91]

...and the hammer is made of wank.

[remembermorley]

Y.T.W

G.O

[Clashbreak]

3:08 is my most favorite picture on zero punctuation

[MogofWar]

Bauldur's Gait? Lol!

[ella347]

Y. T. W.

N. G. O. !

[DaRKDEFIANCE0games]

Baldur's gait

Baldur's gate

I C WUT U DID THAR YAHTZEE

[GoldTacoProductions]

Yup life's a bitch

[ZeroApostle4Ever]

Everyone makes submarines out of metal - let's make one out of bread!

[Samaugsch]

@ZeroApostle4Ever They already have. They're called submarine sandwiches. ;D

[firefang225]

2 people stole all the comments....

[PainisCupcakeee]

If only my hammer was made of wank...

[GoldTacoProductions]

The comments were carried off by a valkierye

[tjinga2u1]

@GoldTacoProductions Again!?! God Dammit! >:O

[AdamRaijuu]

wered all der comments go?

[juangarcia2007]

Pway wid me! LOL

[TechUnadept]

lol, Baldur's Gait.