DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED.. TRUTH EXPOSED

[yarstar138]

are you high..... damn holdout....

[happybea]

learn to read sarcasm guys

you're the real idiots for thinking jpmetz- the goddess of all truths, could ever even come close to being stupid

[KelseyBones22]

I honestly don't think she's trolling, guys. hahahaha.

[lozza90rox]

@ThePunisherNWO first of all, don't friggin insult her, she is way cooler than u will ever be. second, do u have any proof that dinosaurs don't actually exist and that the scientists and paleontologists are fabricating the evidence? hell no.

[Pitfieldstreet]

Is there like, a whole group of people, a whole HUGE group of people - that are actually fabricating evidence to perpetuate the myth of dinosaurs for whatever reason?

NO.

[omegawhitedog]

Excuse me, unicorns did exist! They're in the Bible! So are dragons and giants. "Paleontologists" have just been finding dragon and unicorn bones, and saying that they're dinosaurs just to discredit the Bible. Next these so called "scientists" will be telling us that trolls aren't real. Obviously trolls do exist.

[extrovertedthinker]

Well done... well done...

[RoSeReD11797]

i feel lik she cudnt get any more stupid if an ice pick went through her brain

[futurejockey8]

@RoSeReD11797 I* like* couldn't* brain.* I see you couldn't pick up on the obvious sarcasm throughout this video.

[ThePunisherNWO]

Methinks the fatty poomba in the video should exercise so as to allow more blood flow to the brain.

Poor attempt at a troll video the funny thing is,is that there is no evidence for dinosaurs, it been a money making scam, thats it, period.

[purplebieberswag61]

i love you omg

[oogyboogyooy]

lolz.

[Luker4877]

Farmers have discovered fossils. The so called governments always come in and steal it from them. And museums have to charge to pay rent and utilities. Really!?

[kidpitch]

@Luker4877 ... notice the satire listing below the description. Now don't you feel silly

[yognaughter]

Dinosaur bones were put there by Jesus to throw people off so they wouldn't know the Earth is only six thousand years old.

[Rizon513]

U should give urself a names DUMB ASS

[futurejockey8]

@Rizon513 You* yourself* name* dumbass* And this is a JOKE, dumbass.

[ellundrilwalkshadow]

"It's like Slimer from the ghostbusters is slowly digesting a watermelon" hahahahahahahahahahahah

[NearMeKZ]

people will find it really hard to digest what your saying because of all the government brainwashing, I completely agree with you...dinosaurs never existed, its just another way for godless people to try prove the evolution theory.

[TheIllegitimateChild]

@NearMeKZ ITS FAKE. look at the tags.

[CrystalWolfXx]

>_>

[PanikSura]

I love the comments here. 49% think you're stupid, and the another 49% are trying to inform them that you're joking. But jokes on all of them! 2% of us know the truth now. Dinosaurs never happened.

[jroach75]

I can totally picture in the 1800's a bunch of guys smoking weed that they got from the natives for a rusty spoon, snackin on a big pile of chicken wings "Hey man, whats tom doin with all them bones man?" "i have no clue. He said something about makin a sauris" "Cool...... what the f*%k is a saurus?.. Tom! What're you doin?" "Makin a stega" "But you said it was a saurus!" "It is" "But you just said it's a stega" "It is... it's a stega.....saurus....stegasauru­s....... i gotta write that down"

[SuperMemzzz]

I hope people realise this is a joke video!

[urixcr]

Tumbs up, for the laughs

[lambentkith1]

aliens did it.

[MrEugenexYew]

Either you're a really good troll or you're pretty darn dumb.

[selty]

@MrEugenexYew Lol if you see some of her other videos you will see she is joking :P

[kestaggtx]

If she does air quotes one more time, I'm going to air bitch-smack her.

[Kay20Kay10]

I think it's Rhinoceri..

[ebelle543]

unicorns dont exist? :(

[Kianayala]

People. Satire is in the tags. :D

[BenGray10]

Justine, you should also research the Flat Earth Theory. There's a group called The Flat Earth Society that works tirelessly to expose the lie "scientists" invented and perpetuated (that the earth is spherical).

Thank you for exposing the myth of the "dinosaur", and I hope to see more of these videos in the future.

[angelsong4104]

Never in the history of trolling has a troll been so epic. Justine, the Empress of Trolls.

[HeartnSoulSong]

@angelsong4104 Bro, you just called her a troll. Hahah, eff yeah.

[firebug089]

Hahaha

[Sapa1992]

Lol Made ma laugh when she said Why Didn't Native American's find them. As a Native American I don't think we'd be searching for something we didn't know of and we were mostly trying to survive.

[goldiebee19]

Those you who are stupid enough to believe that she is being serious also probably believe the commenters on this video who claim to have "PhDs in paleontology." -_-

[LW3KFK4]

Wow. If you really believe all of that stuff you said, then you're fucking stupid.

[HippieEhMey]

@LW3KFK4 Read the video tags buddy.

[Fire62Link]

I don't know if that's true. Stuff like this can be made up. I hope things are going well for you.

[lolcatofawsumd]

dont know if troll or stupid

[MyLifeAsSue]

I'm supposed to be writing a major paper right now. You are worth the F I'm getting :)

[TheElectricDreamer93]

holy crap

[PantsMadeOfPants]

I like how many people are getting asshurt.

She's kidding guys.

[alfer34]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

[JulieBlackstone]

@alfer34 You realize she's joking, right? Ever see her other videos? Justine is a comedian.

[neptune610]

This is hilarious! xD she's joking right?

[savethedanceforlast]

And its funny how dinosaurs are only found in the United States and china, how come they are never found in onther countries like Spain, Italy, Mexico, Uruguay or Polan????

[celestekittie]

@savethedanceforlast your so full of it, the only mammoth carcasses are found in the arctic

[xXElena1648Xx]

oh my god, you're beautiful. <3

im a girl, but marry me anyway?

[whatisntfunny]

No only did you explode my brain, you opened my eyes to how awesome your videos are. Also, are your glasses like... foggy? ): makes my eyes water. Ugh.

[kflint4751]

The people commenting rage on this video are the same people who read A Modest Proposal and thought that Jonathan Swift was really suggesting that starving people should eat babies or sell them as meat to buy food. Kudos to you, Justine. -A Loyal Minion

[CityofLight83]

you're a troll. pun intended. ooohh that was funny, thumbs up.

[InfiniteWhizBang]

How old is this woman? Just curious.

[JPMETZhasMS]

@InfiniteWhizBang i'm 26

[SKSith]

... She's joking right? Please be jokeing.

[xXElena1648Xx]

@SKSith thats like the stupidest question to ever ask. justine is never joking. have you watched ANY of her videos?

[Kiranja]

So here's a conspiracy theory for you:

jpmetz started out making really sarcastic videos, so that later (like now) she could put out her actual (stupid) theories, not having to worry about people telling her she are stupid, because they think she is being sarcastic.And so the stupidity spreads!

( ;) )

[Yiroep4]

People are watching this and STILL thinking she's being serious?

[Super8itch14]

i cant believe i unsubscirbed from you XD i miss watching these videos XD

[maggieisloved]

your glasses and face are heaven sent.

[JAKEDANIEL5]

@maggieisloved This is a very sad attempt to be "funny" but whatever, this girl stopped being funny after straightening her hair. I'm out, peace.

[1983Mafioso]

You are the stupidest person I’ve ever seen…

Maybe you should invest your time in learning how to spell, use grammar and punctuate correctly…

[JAKEDANIEL5]

My IQ dropped 20 points hearing this girl speak. People dedicate their entire lives studing the theory of evolution, and they have solid evidence to back it up. Perhaps you should enlighten yourself to their work, instead of believing whatever some idiot thought on some google search. Wiggling your fingers when your emphasize their names doesn't make your arguement stronger either. In fact it makes you sound stupid, you have no arguement. Quit the acid/weed, and go back to school. Wow...

[maggieisloved]

@JAKEDANIEL5 lmao. wow all this knowledge, and you cant even understand sarcasm and dry humor. sadly for you..they dont teach that in books

[cranscrack]

@JAKEDANIEL5 Dude..she's joking.

[JPMETZhasMS]

@JAKEDANIEL5 maybe i'm parodying people that actually think this way...

[dnlxl]

What about the Flintstones.

[EscapeNewJersey]

The same ploy is being used for global warming!

[InfiniteWhizBang]

You are so cute. : )

[meiyonaiz]

Is she real? People are only fake stupid to such an extent right?

Seriously, drop the acid and weed, woman

[MissBabyEeyore]

@meiyonaiz No she's not real she's a hologram actually.

[danielpach4]

Yes they did skeletons retard

[SamyiaRech]

I told this to my Earth Science teacher. She didn't believe me at first, but then I told her JPmetz told me, and she was okay. I mean, after that she just started droning off.

[smilelike]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

I JUST REALIZED DONNA FROM THAT 70'S SHOW SOUNDS LIKE YOU.

[TheBuddyfilms]

Honey, there not made out of those things, they use radioactive research to find the age. And they are over a million years old. They are too big and two different structured than giraffes and rhinoserous. And they don't get found by them because they are DEEP DEEP down in the ground, and there have been discoveries from other people too. And they dig that deep because THATS WHAT THEY GET PAID TO DO.

[MissBabyEeyore]

Dude I have that dinosaur from chicken bones book.

[mschristy1976]

Lol! Im from Alberta, Canada and dinosaur bones were just found last year around Drumheller (Alberta's Dinosaur capital) by regular people doing excavation. Dinosaur bones are regularily found in Alberta, and just because some shitty website in America never heard of it..does not mean it doesn't happen! Dumbass.

[loveyoulovesonglike]

My parents always tell me im a 40 year old in a 15 year olds body.

I know your probably not 40, but you are like a mirror image of me.

creepy.

[deadthingdan]

I hate you. ...can I wear your skin? o_O

[Fll3nVampWntHrtU]

Not sure if troll, or just very stupid.

[nostalgicBurst]

*rhinoceri

[SebringSage]

My favorite discovery was Aloysius Snuffleupagus. Would have been fun to live back then.

[nzombie56]

Oh, and the bones are very deep in the ground. Archaeologists and Paleontologists dig to FIND fossils. You are very dumb, the core of the Earth is much deeper than just a few measly miles, you can't just dig down to the core of the Earth with a shovel and some drills. Nor is it even possible, for that matter. Archaeologists and Paleontologists' careers are finding fossils underground, which requires lots of digging and searching. You don't just wander across a million year old skeleton.

[omgdudeitsjavi3]

@nzombie56 So, not only do you not read the tags, you also don't read the countless number of comments saying that this video is sarcastic. *facepalm*

Who feels like the idiot now?

[renee5934]

***archaeologists do not "dig for fossils"

[sabs82174]

@nzombie56 Are you fucking stupid? Shes joking... dumbass.

[mschristy1976]

@nzombie56 Ya really..Im from Alberta, Canada and Drumheller is always under excavation for fossils..I cannot believe her naive belief.

[nzombie56]

Yes, a skeleton of a T-rex, little arms, giant tail, enormous jaw, a unique number of teeth sa to every other animal on our PLANET, sure, that's a chicken.

[AkAjuleZ]

go watch my video rihanna horrible weave

[TheCatsLastWord]

Everyone who disliked the video didn't read the tags.

[LittleZombiePuppies]

Hearing This Was Like The Time My Mom Told Me Santa Wasn't Real... Y IS EVERY ONE FUCKING LYING TO ME!

[Mvnkae]

This is so hilarious xD you pull it off so well!!

[gypsycooler]

fat fuck

[missannamakeup]

@gypsycooler ass fag bitch

[beverleinichole]

The CIA invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel.

Giraffes are also an elaborate cover up.

[xxReanhaxx]

Can you make a video on These side commercals that come on randomly and super loud while trying to watch a video.....like yours for example.

[centripetaal]

like people making up illnesses like MS to get compasion, or make up cancer to just get away from their family that they dont like.... ?

Anyway I don't care I m gonna have dinner with santa claus and the easter bunny.. :D

[MisterMoonyLupin]

"Make a donation" This is hilarious.

[MelBaugh24]

lol, "Paleontologists" with the air quotes if funny as hell

[luvrashi88]

ross wouldn't be happy watching this :/

[Xxjinx76xX]

@luvrashi88 this comment made my day XD

[azuzziken]

As this affects me so directly (I'm majoring in Biology), the only reaction I can make is drop out of college because JPMetz proved that my whole career is dumb and fake. *drones along*

[avafrav]

@azuzziken clearly you weren't listening!! you can make a shit ton of money off of this and then buy JPMetz's tee shirts!

[LeahMarieLovesBeauty]

You are so freaking funny! I can't believe people actually think you are serious...lol

[superperfect05]

click 2 a bunch of times, it looks like she is dinosaur clawing us lololll

[JulieBlackstone]

@superperfect05 LMAO!

[omgdudeitsjavi3]

*Kiss My Ass comment removed by SOPA. Sorry, Justine.*

[mirandaeryn]

that website is so legit.

[MaeilYogurt]

Hey Justine! I absolutely love you, your videos, and your hair and I know this might be a bit demanding but could you do a review of the 7 guys beating up the 1 kid? Just your opinions on the whole situation. The recorder made a video backing up her friends on the situation, but it just made it worse. I've also recently found out that one guy has just been taken into custody.

Just informing you,

A loyal minion.

[lumrules]

holy fuck people on the internet constantly amaze me with how retarded they are

and I am NOT referring to JPMetz

WELCOME TO SATIRE, DUMBASSES

[Jasonlw]

I've not been lied to!!!!!! nooooo!

[pearalex]

Dumb ass

[thedude7578]

But I bet she believes that man caused global warming.

[kattlinyakno]

are you ok o.O?

[Msbeforethenight]

OMG LOOK A FLAMINGO! 

[1994rigo]

This bitch just crushed my dreams! I was going to be a scientist and search for dino fossils :(

[geraldin13]

wtf is that link that you put below

[faithdfg]

Hey you should hangout with the reverent that said, that God put dinosaurs bones on earth to test our faith. ;0)

[Habopolis]

Holy shit it's Wonder Woman

[dreamify5786]

If humans ever become extinct, there will always be one human left to lead the world in success: Jpmetz.

[Raekott]

That's not what the Bible told me. ;P

[TobiasTobias99]

HEY! You are all wrong to start with. She is an extremely educated woman and clearly knows what she is talking about. Look at all the factual evidence and years of research into this discovery. It's not like she googled it or anything...oh wait

[Panthelia]

Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down, and like my wife's video. <3

[chair909]

Beauty and brains?.... I'm in love

[BuriedMalice]

lolol People are so angry

[filledeboina]

@BuriedMalice I hear you! haha

[punkmandi]

I like that you're thinking, but you really sound uneducated when you suggest that "Native Americans" and "farmers" never found dinosaurs. I'm just saying: Research before you try to make a point. On that note: Why would listen to the media of all things if you're calling teachers and scientist liars? I mean, really?

[civsation]

@punkmandi You just failed to understand satire.

[TheCatsLastWord]

@punkmandi Note to you, and everyone else... Please check the tags before taking this satire seriously.

*facepalm*

[Moreviolent]

You are really attractive and are the perfect weight.

See I can troll too.

[JPMETZhasMS]

@Moreviolent you haven't made a career out of it though:)

[sabrinasjourney]

You're right. I have always thought so...

[im18orolderxD]

To all the people who say they don't care: Then, why are you watching this and commenting?

[jkova6]

She just said this to make 9 year old's rage. Keep trolling Justine :D!

[cruell007]

Justine you sucks!

You were better before ... where the cynicism by which you were known

[totalwintergirl]

I agree with Justine.

She be smawt!

[jordanbrown19x]

and there's something called "erosion"........ most ignorant thing shes ever said

[jordanbrown19x]

this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard....

[whatever6530]

@jordanbrown19x Yes , YES you are



[EjPwned]

keep posting ur comments, she will NEVER read them. you're just making her money. morons...... lol i love you JPMETZ <3 I LOVE MAKING U MONEY! XD

[ecerda39]

A hiker or farmer dont have the tools to dig up bones. Im pretty sur every paleontologist or archeologist go to school and they tell em, its all a big secret but dont tell anyone

[ChelSings4U]

Aweee you're so good at trolling. I love you.

[hellochachinette]

there is not enough anger in this video.

[heddypeddy]

It cracks me up to think all these people have stumbled onto this video and gotten all in a bother because they don't know this very clever lady is a comedian. Oh well JP, any publicity is good publicity and your fans get it :)

[diemunguia]

SEX SEX SEX , now read, actually , the first dinosaur bones werent discovered in 1800's they were much before but at that time they were just seen as ancient lizards bones... but at 1800's he idea that maybe they were a different typoe of reptiles came up and teh term dinosaur came up.... so tahts why many dinosaurs discover happened at the time , cause until that time it was discovered that they were actually dinos.

[purpleunicornssflyy]

@diemunguia We don't give a fuck.

[diemunguia]

@purpleunicornssflyy speak for yourself sucker

[dinofernando11]

I guess DNA would be something worthwhile to explore.....

[Urachka]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHHAHAHHAA

[TheGuardianssorrow]

World war II. Yup hitler was disneys creation......ya i can say BS to xD

[cmbowne]

When i started watching this i expected to hear a bunch of garbage but you make some valid points i guess this is one of the things we will never know

[macirockstar2]

uhm.....

[oldpersonish]

i think she's comparing the "ridiculousness" of science to the ridiculousness of religion

[Aliensfreack]

idiot

[dimekman777]

...the dinosaurs are the scientists' imagination...kinda like Disneyland...lol

[stompySharpNpointy]

satire is one of the search words :) Greeks found DINOSAUR bones two thousand yrs ago and thought they were Bones of the gods 

[MyOhNoes]

The comments on this video are excellent examples of how fucking moronic the youtube community is.

[stompySharpNpointy]

@MyOhNoes they cant seem to use the drop down menu to see the word satire lol

[fabiola22ify]

You are seriously stupid!

[BlackOakStudios]

@fabiola22ify She's being sarcastic, you ass hat. She's joking.

[fabiola22ify]

@BlackOakStudios And I'm going by the 1st amendment bitch! :D

[BlackOakStudios]

@fabiola22ify I'm just saying, if your calling her stupid because she doesn't believe in dinosaurs, your wrong, because she does.

[jezzej1979]

JP Trolls good

[fuuckkyeahh]

Im so bored.

[royalkn1ght]

Don't be fooled by this ignorant twat... Obviously, she has no idea what Geologists do for a living. Carbon dating??clueless. All the processes that scientists use baffle her. Get right before you make these outlandish claims lady.

[omgdudeitsjavi3]

Just let royalkn1ght figure it out on his own, guys...