blackjack and hookers

[ZeroOfBells]

I'll just make my own joke about a thing, blackjack and hookers with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the joke about a thing, blackjack and hookers and blackjack!

[89Wrathchild]

People quoting this clip to post humorous comments can bite my shiny, metal ass.

[startug]

@89Wrathchild I'm going to have my own shiny metal ass, with blackjacks, and hookers!

[0hypnotoad0]

Oh look, its EA and Origin.

[thebananaking123]

FUCK ACTA I'll make my own internet, with blackjack and hookers!!!

[ElGreyoCardinallo]

@thebananaking123 you late. it's done long before you.

[MASTURCHEEF001]

Ya know, he should've just found luna.

[Braaainns]

Oh, Facebook not working huh? Fine, I'll go make my own social networking site, with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the the social networking site and the blackjack! Eh, screw the whole thing.

[12Gage541]

Amazing Atheist being kicked out of ThatGuyWithTheGlasses in a nutshell

[Datah0g]

If SOPA passes, then I'll go build my own Internet! With blackjack, and hookers!

[damanrulz70]

@Datah0g It's already got both

[Datah0g]

@damanrulz70 Then forget the Internet and the blackjack!

[BeatlesRoxx13579]

@Datah0g Are you me? I just said this.

[UzumakiW]

@BeatlesRoxx13579 Haha, so did I.

[FlukeDogg08]

Never want me commentate with you on your CAW Show, huh? Fine! You know what? I'll build my own CAW Shows... with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget unoriginal and unfantasized CAW Shows and blackjack! Ahh... screw the whole thing. (stormed off)

[LatteBoy123]

I'm not so wild about this new You Tube layout. Fine! I'll make my own free video streaming site- with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the video streaming site! And the blackjack!

[MrTJStewart]

No Top Comment for me, huh? I'll go think my OWN top comment! With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the top comments and the blackjack! Eh...screw tha whole thang...

[Warhawk0602]

Im gonna go build my own lunar lander! With zombies! And 115! Eh screw the whole thing.

[ARavingLooony]

ill go to ur theme park bender

[dexdex1560]

@ARavingLooony A theme park of blackjack and hookers sounds awesome but I think that the city of Las Vegas has that covered.

[Emigdiosback]

he had me at Blackjack, he got my nuts at hookers.

[dietotaku]

i'll build my own casino brothel, with blackjack and hookers!

[CliffThaRiff]

The first time I watched this episode, I thought he said "flapjacks"

[vgfreak4life]

Ah Bender, my hero. Big dreams, but too lazy to do anything.

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

i feel like bender was just trying to justify the fact that he bought a hooker

[Dagger33]

I need to get a girlfriend, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the girlfriend and the blackjack!

[sininetigu]

argh forget the comment, I will go and build my own comment ... with blackjack ... and hookers... actually forget the comment.

[PunchSydeironReviews]

"Ah, screw the whole thing." Sounds like me whenever I give up.

[lastwolflord]

Its a shame you can't watch futurama episodes on the net without having to download questionable files or pay a site to see them.

[helljumpr5150]

Apollo 11, with blackjack and hookers...NASA just got a whole lot better!!

[6AnimalMother9]

@helljumpr5150 Has anybody tried to explain why the Lunar Module Ascent stage is still attached to the Descent module? Did Buzz and Neil even make it back?

[kiltsonfire164]

I'll make my own animated spinoff! With Blackjack and Hookerz! No Wait...Forget the Animated spinoff...Ah Screw the whole thing.

[JDahlHD]

Im going to make an original comment... With blackjack! and hooker's! Forget the originality... naa screw the whole thing

[PeterR132]

I always thought he said flapjacks and hookers, actually quite disappointed now.

Ah screw the whole thing.

[videoJonesin]

I love Bender, The only reason to watch that show!

[link2400]

Oh no room for me huh? Fine. I'll make my own youtube, with blackjack and hookers! Forget the youtube and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

[mrplayer102595]

ill make a better usa with blackjack and hookers

[DorinBularga]

EPIC



[NeonGenesisNIN92]

I'll make my own video site! With blackjack! And hookers!

In fact, forget the site!

[CaptMARNEY]

For some reason I love the way he says "lunar lander" the best

[fegatello93]

è brutta la voce inglese di bender

[scottpb83]

@fegatello93 la voce inglese di Bender è la vera voce di Bender

[fegatello93]

@scottpb83

eh ma è meglio il doppiaggio falso italiano

[Efri3nd]

lol this part was funny

[kaine180]

forget the lunar lander and the blackjack

[presidentbrian1]

I'll make my own comment, with blackjack and hookers! Forget the comment.

[gojira4life]

@presidentbrian1 What about me? Ah, screw the whole thing!

[SalsaBrosProductions]

@presidentbrian1 ahh, screw the whole thing.

[hack4rinc]

@presidentbrian1 ill type my own reply! with blackjack! and hookers!

in fact, forget the reply!!!

[ChocolateChip347]

@presidentbrian1 Ah, screw the whole thing. :\

[DansEditorials]

@presidentbrian1 oh no reply for me?! I'll just make my own reply with blackjack and hookers! in fact forget the reply and the blackjack! aww. screw the whole thing.

[MrChargerfan1990]

When I saw that episode I though he said flapjacks. XD

[ObscuroSknim1234]

@MrChargerfan1990 That what I thought for a while too XD

[CheesyGranola]

lol Bender. XD

[maruciao]

what episode is this?

[DementedStudios9007]

"Ah, screw the whole thing"

[dgd1542]

10 ! 9! 8!

ok we're there

54321

[jijgfidjidhh]

What episode is this from?

[thedimka]

@jijgfidjidhh I think 2nd from the first season

[thedimka]

@jijgfidjidhh episode 2, from the first season

[damanrulz70]

@jijgfidjidhh The Series Has Landed

[lazlowe1984]

Hahahahaha