An Evening With Kevin Smith 2 Evening Harder Pt 10

[CptFitzwell]

RED STATE



[yugoxgc]

lol I actually heard about a fictional book in which Jesus got of the cross, broke it down and left with the apostles to cut down with a sword those who crusified him, or starded a cusade or sth like that.. it's been a while since I heard of it, but the concept is also pretty mind blowing, not funny like Smiths, never the less a darn cool one

[tip2death]

Because there in canada

[RapperFiorentino]

ever notice... that anyone who asks a question, is the most awkward motherfucker on earth!?

[halloweenfan92]

i fuckin lost it when he said "what was the question again?"

[theMUSE4life]

what does he mean by saying he was dodging a falling star?

[george4ever26101]

@theMUSE4life He was referring to Affleck as a falling star.

[jacksawild]

Why don't Christians forgive Lucifer?

[yugoxgc]

@jacksawild forgive what? there isn't realy a ONE thing to forgive, his simply the simble of evil in christianity.. unless you got the name wrong

[PatriceMcLovin]

Fuck You Straight People!

[marvelfett2]

I would pay...so much fucking money...to see Jay and Silent Bob's version of Passion of the Christ...you have no idea

[azurebass24]

Kevin MAKE THIS SHIT!!!

[nitrorev386]

his comeback took time but it was worth it, gone baby gone+ the town=win

[MurdaMichaelBeats]

what was going on with ben afleck when this movie was shot?

[TheSukhberSingh]

Affleck's career did sort of come back after Clerks II, because he hadn't acted in a while before that.

[Comedyteamz]

That would actually be a killer movie, Jay and Silent Bob travel back in time to save Jesus from dying only to find out that if Jesus doesn't die the souls of the people will be dammed, so after Jay and Silent Bob save him the people actually do belive that Jesus is the messiah so now Jay and Bob spend the rest of the movie trying to get him hated again so he can be crucified and Jesus can save the day. MAKE THAT MOVIE KEVIN SMITH!

[mayberrymitchell]

he sounds like a smart artie lange.

[mayberrymitchell]

he sounds like a smart artie lange.

[psmtheman]

He says sir too much, sir.

[demonchild101]

did anyone notice the Monty python line kevin dropped?

blessed are the cheesemakers?

[vegnagun925]

too bad kevin smith didnt direct the town

[arnoud2000]

JESUS IS INTO SATAN? YES!!! (^_^)__,\,.,/

[robbierules81]

FUCKING WIG!!!

[deathbybob]

when he said "then two ninja's swing in"

i did a ninja pose... for no clear reason

[KahlerHahn]

If there is a god... please let Kev do HIS version of the Passionof the christ.

I wanna see a flick with Jesus bein the uberpimp!

[mesuhlikemusic]

this shit's good sir.

[noscirenamra]

A ninja saves Jesus, is super cool and their "jay and silent bob"

[aneet84]

Fuck you straight people!

[924grimplepunxoioioi]

ninjas with uzis yes i'm down with G O D

[Muppio]

Jesus ninjas with uzis...i'm in!

[GiantDoucheNG]

How the fuck does he think of these things on the spot.

[enigma19833]

@GiantDoucheNG He doesn't. 99% of it is prepared material that he very tenuously links to the question being asked. Someone asked "who's the biggest dick in Hollywood?", so Smith saw an opportunity to perform his Mel Gibson/Catholicism/Jesus Movie stuff that he probably wrote months ago.

Not that any of that is a bad thing. He's very funny with it and ALL stand-up comics work the same way...

[sketchseven]

@enigma19833 not ALL stand-up comics. I'd agree they have notes sometimes but Billy Connolly and Eddie Izzard, and also Dara O'Briain to a certain degree, create a huge amount of material just on stage.

[keysersoze0bisto]

@sketchseven you are rather naive if you believe that, eddie izzard is funny but he creates the illusion of improvisation with the use of the onomatopoeic phrase "uhmmm"

[ThePliskin86]

@sketchseven yeah man i agree obvio most comics have a pre built set but they sometimes build stuff on the fly hecklers is a classic example of this

[superseth39]

HELL YEAH FUCKINGJESUS NINJAS!!!

[Ballmusk]

yeah,  but if he does stand up and people dont laugh he fails...if he does this and people dont laugh its because thats not what hes going for....he's telling stories. he has a sort of protection doing it this way. i don't think he'd be comfortable doing stand up.

[warml]

kevin is effing good with impressions. when he's imitating the "falling star", i cant differentiate between the two

[familyphotoshoot]

@Looperberg

If I could quote Obi-wan for a moment.

"WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST."

[commandox20]

"Fuck the media" Hahaha, Yeah, who needs instant communication, movies, tv, music, radio, internet, art, news or any of that shit.... Oh wait, no its just some snot nosed hippy. Kevin's response pretty much nails that point hard.

[GiantDoucheNG]

yes. magazines like entertainment weekly are vital components of human life.

[mapscannotcontainme]

Can somebody try this and let me know if it's just me: Close your eyes and listen to this and tell me if it sounds like jack black. Is it just me?

[crieff405]

nowhere near as smug as jack black

[Chaosoul25]

Believe me, it's just you.

[AcheroniD]

"I'm supposed to die!" "Not on my watch!!" I'd definitely watch that movie.

[Rosvolainen]

@AcheroniD If Chuck Norris and Chewbacca are in it I'd watch it too.

[danielalien]

@AcheroniD

MadTV did that, actually. The Terminator came and tried to prevent Jesus from dying

[nuwanda3333]

what happened with ben affleck?

[orgixvi3]

Kevin Smith is a genius!

[chuckielover06]

I want that jesus movie to be made. Like jay and silent bob save him and hang out sellin weed in front of jesus house, that would be an awesome movie, lol

[ravingimp]

"Fuck you straight people!"

GLAAD has serious apologizing to do to this man, one of the greatest dispellers of homosexfear in modern culture. The flying car story pretty much destroys any arguments anyone has against Smith to say he doesn't understand and support queer issues.

[mmr11027]

The crazy Jesus film would be pretty wierd, but Brotherhood of the Wolf was about as strange.

[DragonTamer3233]

you know jay sorta talks alot like jay in the movies sir lol

[whyaretherenoneleft]

Kevin says on the first "Evening with" DVD that the character is pretty much just Mewes real life persona.

[DragonTamer3233]

i think thated be a better movie about fucking jesus

[cenasgay9111]

MATT DAMON!!!

[jhtde]

id c that jesus movie

[SuicidalBrandon]

I love the movie paycheck....I thought the movie was fucking great and bad ass

[wulfzord]

still waiting for mr. affleck's big comeback..no not gigli 2.

[MrNonoz]

That's great

[agosti]

hell, have a fucking swordfight in my mouth ROFL

[BicycleSighs]

What is the Ben Affleck-fuck-ups-his-career thing he keeps talking about? I mean, I know he's done some horrible films but what in particular happened?

[ironspiderhulk04]

the bennifer thing just gave him a bad image

[wulfzord]

gigli. oh god gigli.

[Anysound89]

haha kev...

[Orewodaredatoomotte]

NOT ON MY WATCH

[berkeley206]

that passion of the christ thing was really funny for just freesyling it

[Scientician]

PRAISE HIM!

[deadwaterd]

FUCK YOU STRAIGHT PEOPLE!

[cslroy]

Dodging a falling star. amazing.

[makkasjakkas45]

fuckin, clown shoes

[twlover18]

i love that fat dude! haha

[Xaskus]

I would love to see that movie!!!

[MusicianPooper]

HAHA The flying car answer xD

[Physischitzo]

I want to see the Jesus movie they talked about on SModcast, I cant remember what it was called, but it has giant Scott Mosier fighting Jesus (or Satan, its been a while) and Smiddy driving around playing music.

Its number 52, The (c)Rapture, in case you havent heard it.

[dantemustdie94]

So do I, Holy Christ was the name.

[MsMercury]

I love Kevin Smith!

[hybridmomentom]

weres mewes

[FFmaxx]

lol he's serious about his flying car.

[lickstickly]

that movie would rock, would be cool if Bill and Ted give them their time machine phone booth at the start of the movie kinda like 2 stoners passing the torch to another 2 stoners(a bit far fetched i admit but damn Alex Winter needs work and Keanu Reeves needs to go back to the one character we like seeing him do)

[JamesOhGoodie]

Coming Soon JAY AND SILENT BOB SAVE JESUS

[boltonlad18]

i fucking hope so, that would be one hell of a film!!!

[adfgfds]

@JamesOhGoodie

Already did that one. Was called Dogma lol