The Very Best Of Tommy Cooper. Split Personality Sketch.

[komodo961]

no my names fred



[UBZUKI]

THANK YOU TOMMY COOPER. I REMEMBER WATCHING YOUR SHOWS AS A KID, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO MUCH, BUT YOU'D HAVE ME IN STITCHES..THE SAME APPLIES TODAY WHENEVER I SEE OLD CLIPS OF YOUR ROUTINES..DEFINITELY A ONE OFF CHARACTER..GOD BLESS..

[imortalshaokhan]

too bad its not the whole sketch

[Robholmesmusic]

Once again a brilliant video dominated by argumentative comments, sad sad state of affairs.

Thank you for uploading, a gem of a man, sorely missed.

[hand2gland]

@BeautifulDaWorld LOL thats a good one !

[zthetha]

When Tommy went to the States they didn't get his humour at all - hardly surprising I think - this kind of silliness is peculiarly British. On the face of it, his act is so terribly corny that it shouldn't be funny at all and yet everyone I know finds him hilarious. There was also something very reassuring about a man who was not afraid to expose his 'craziness' in public. And I cannot recall another comedian who had simply to walk on stage to get a laugh - without saying a word. RIP Tommy.

[loperto11]

is he a superhero???

[fintanbrady2]

one of the great sketches

[homeostasis4me]

His last performance was his most watched......now THAT'S funny.

[MrWarhead16]

@homeostasis4me Dude. Godbless you. :((

[homeostasis4me]

@MrWarhead16 What- humor about his death is off-limits? HUH? We ALL die. Get comfortable with that fact and you'll see it's not some sacred event that can't be made light of. I mean, dang- the guy was a comedian. A great one, at that. Up there in heaven, he read my comment and laughed.... I guarantee it.

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me The difference is....Tommy didn't die as many times as you have, in one conversation. He wouldn't laugh but say "oh I haven't heard that joke before, get this guy a contract Jesus".

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland Uhhh....I died? Repeatedly, and in one conversation? Where were you? I didn't notice you there. Go handle your gland, jerkoff.

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me It's called negative votes and you failed miserably, and yes I wank don't you have a cock ?

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland I don't have to wank, mate- that's what your mum pays me for. It's not that I don't like to rub one out from time time, I just am not so enamored with it that I use it in my channel name.....mate.

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me So you're a rent boy ? That takes money from old women ? I pity you and i REALLY dont care as I cant stand my mother. But I bet you fucking love your mum when she bangs ur ass for free !!! By the way I'd love to meet u in a pub ! Come to East London oneday, ur more than welcome to continue this conversation =D

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland Come to London? My countrymen already WENT to London, Ace. You're welcome. Way I see it, you owe me a debt of gratitude that you're not spreckin zie deutch right now. You come HERE- I'll introduce you to something you're unfamiliar with- blued steel and gunpowder. You say "well, you're a fag, you rely on firepower"- RIGHT? No. But, that so-called "toughness" you're so proud of was pretty much worthless when the Germans brought weapons, no? Right! Bang bang "mate".

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me if a country invaded you and u needed help, THE UK wouldn't wait till the end, to throw the last punch, its like the big brother saying here kid have a whack, hes half knocked out. You guys cant even stop planes flying into buildings!! Considering Britain was making steel and importing powders before USA was even known of, your theory of guns and gunpowder is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all week. The funny thing is, i'm an ex pest controller !! Guns ?

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland What's more- we North Americans actually have a constitutional RIGHT to POSSESS and OWN and-"gasp"- USE those gunpowder-based implements you speak of. How's your gun collection looking, mate? Personally, my family has been substituting venison for beef,exclusively, for a decade now. I and my wife and my 67 year old MOTHER all carry handguns, everywhere we go, daily, and LEGALLY. What about yourself? Whatcha gonna do to your mugger?

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me I dont need a gun to protect myself, and yes I have what's called an FAC ! Research it. If a mugger comes across my path then i'll deal with it, but why should I go out of my way to buy a handgun JUST incase a mugger attacks me, I live in London and it's not a nice area, and ive never been mugged in my life !!! Trust me nigger, you go visiting another country and bring all your guns with you !!! Sorry you cant !!! What if YOU gt mugged on a beach ? You gonna go fetch ur gun ?

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me p.s. You wrote to a user saying, We ALL die. Get comfortable with that fact......Isn't that a huge contradiction seeing as you are so keen to protect yourself ? Also did you hear the story of the gang who broke into someones house, broke into their gun cabinet and killed the family with their "rightful" guns while they slept ?

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland Be kinda hard to break into my gun safe, which is in my BEDROOM, while my German Shepherd is eating your leg. I don't have to "go fetch" my gun, dipshit- I'm ALWAYS armed. On the couch, right now. Washing dishes. Mowing the lawn. Shopping. If we had beaches here yes, I'd have one there too. I have no desire to visit another country- I'm quite content here. Thanks but no thanks. BTW- London muggers don't carry Glocks. London gangbangers carry knives- ours carry 40's.

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me gangs in London don't carry guns ? hahahahahaha u fucking fool, I actually give up talking to you, ur like a fucking hole in the head, grow up man. Oneday ur fucking gun ill jam and someone will shove it up ur asshole. I'be got plenty American friends and they would laugh at your cowboy antics. cya dude, I wont be replying !

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland I guess this means you won't be making any more references to cock, then?

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me One more thing, it was never proven that WW2 would have been lost because America "didnt enter", the Russians were advancing and Germany were suffering, they expected that the England and Russia would have most probably beaten them anyway in hide sight. America entered because of Japan and trade, then Germany declared war on the US coz of Japan. Trust me, you got owned on the beaches of France so dont fucking dare make those guys sound like they came over for a laugh ! COCK

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland You make a LOT of references to cock.....just sayin'.

[homeostasis4me]

@hand2gland Now, you tell ME- Who's "dying" here? Hey, look at your cheeks- they're red! Have another pint. On me.

[hand2gland]

@homeostasis4me hahahah you backed down !!! Embarrassed ? FARRRRR from it. Dying ? Im not here to impress ppl, but id getting a hard-on kicking ur ass. Let's see which gay jokes u come u with next...

....WHO ELSE THINKS THIS GUY NEEDS A LIFE OR A BOYFRIEND ??????????????????

[wadzeh]

one of the best comedians to ever grace the stage

[parrylynn]

the good 'ole days of comedy. we really had a good laugh.

[emjosinni]

tommy still rules

[JohnSchinkel]

man this shit sucks,

[fonecrusher1]

This 'shit' is what makes comedy what it is today kid.

The foundations of modern humor.

When you grow up you will see this some day.

[narutohokgae]

where is the whole version

[NYCPulpHero]

old school humor is best

rip mr. cooper

it's likethat

[jr123ab79]

legend

[Sinfiea]

@jr123ab79 Just looking at Tommy Cooper when I was growing up was enough to make my kidneys hurt from laughing...in my eyes to he is a ledgend

[lhoegee]

prachtig bedankt  tommy

[bryant2251]

the funniest man I've ever seen, a true legend and one of a kind

[Giyvin]

Tommy C, shall always be, true Comedy!

[ecurl]

The thing is he's starting to crack up himself during the performance - I was pissing myself

[Voxac100b]

Tommy excelled at the one man theatre sketches brilliant!

[gink333]

Tommy is the funniest man i have ever seen...R.I.P

[norrman2008]

R.I.P Tommy

[ammorreztristar]

Legend.

[Mariekesone]

Just as there are classic songs, this man is a classic comedian...Tops :-)

[HevyMetalSnap624]

hmm..

[sidensvans54]

Greatest and the Funniest..... tears in your eyes..

Love Tommy.

[Inershia1496]

XD Too good

[killercroc3493]

Do you really have to be so morbid?

[Lugiaman3942]

shame he died but he's still rly funny lol

[kevinrombaux]

nice one

we miss him

[BritishTokuFan]

I've got a split personality,

I'm still trying to stick it back together!

[jollychappy49]

they don't make 'em like Tommy Cooper anymore !

[naychud]

I went into the Chinese restaurant.

As I was looking at the menu, I said to the waiter, `Are there Chinese Jews, you know, like the Jews in USA, Russia and Israel?`

He said `No, just apple juice, orange juice and lemon juice!`

[LyrcaVirgin]

yes funny

[naychud]

Wouldn`t like a night out with you!