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  • mine probably was little mermaid night light when like 3 yrs ago when i was 15. What 15 year old wants a fucking little mermaid night light. hahah. My Grandma gave it to me, I mean I love her a lot but holy shit man. hahha.

  • Two years ago...A cemetery plot...From my brother...I'm on oxygen 24/7...Need a lung trransplant...Any one with a spare?

  • Oh my gosh. My aunt bought me a medieval knight figurine. This thing was $25. And was about 3 inches in height! It was a freaking KNIGHT FIGURINE. I was so pissed. I wish she would have just gave me the cash!

  • haahhaah HOT

  • lol i should have, i still have them somewhere, im like a fucking pack rat i never thro anything out... i wore them once, just to show them and for a few laughs but thats it... i mean just cause im bi doesn't mean im going to wear a guys face and announce it to the world

  • heres the actual gift... I usually spend a $20 average on friends, and i dont mind if they dont spend the same on me... but one year three of my friends pitched in to buy me a high school musical watch and a necklace with zac efron's face on it from claire's... its not the gift thats bad, cause i give gag gifts too, but y did it require three people to pitch in for a $15 gag gift... honestly, a gag gift is cool, but it should at least be somewhat useful, or have thought put into it...

  • LOL well here is what you do... after you give them their gifts and they unwrap them .. say.. Oh im sorry those were gifts to myself.. i got them mixed up... and the hand them each 50 cents and tell them its for the payphone, to call someone who gives a fuck! LOL

  • this post is just the setting, the actual gift i will post next... when i was in high school, i came out as bi and i had a huge thing for zac efron... my friends and i got each other gag gifts, but they were usually at least somewhat useful or nice, like one year i got an adorable teddy bear with a sign that my friend wrote and posted on it that said "don't kill me" cause my friend and i teased each other for eating meat and killing animals, and i still keep it, and love it

  • i forget where i park my car a lot, so my mom thought it was a good idea to get me a mini voice recorder for memos, so i could record the location and use it to remember... im not going to carry a recorder around when i have my cell phone, ipod, wallet, and my pretty substantial keychain occupying basically all of my free pockets... i just ask a friend to remember, or i take a pic with my phone... probably not the worst present, but i cant think of it right now

  • lol -- I always just text myself where i park when I am in the city!

  • worst gift i got was a pair of knee high socks that had santas all over them and ho ho ho in red and green letters from top to bottom. worst gift i gave was the one i gave this year. of course the person was thrilled over it but i suffered from making it. i gave my friend, who is a gov. teacher a beautifully redone copy of the declaration of independence. it was a master piece. a lot of people wanted me to make one for them too. only problem is i sprang my wrist from writing it. still healing.

  • the worst gift i ever got was a sock, yes just one sock, it was a hand me down from my great grandpa, given to me by my great grandma, she gave it to me because some time in june or july i told her i kept losing socks in the laundry

  • 1 sock? thats HOT! lol

  • LOL

  • wow, Clever. Thought that one over huh?

  • I think the worst thing I got was like stinky shit. This girl gave me some stinky ass body lotion one year and smelly shit perfume the next year

    I'm like do you smell this before you buy it? When I was in like grade ten she got me a teddy bear..I'd rather have a frickin' box of Tide laundry detergent.

    I like giving and getting money because you can put that money towards something or you can fully pay for it

  • Hmm I think I will start giving Tide away for Christmas! LOL

  • That would be perfect

  • Anyone who sends an ecard inleiu of anything is a lazy twat, but last year someone named a fucking star after me, I haven't spoke to them since.

  • Yeah i got christmas mugs from my boss that have fucking gnomes on them!!! and i got somethign horrible from my best friend, its a fucking ugly ass necklace fromm betsey johnson and i thought it would be really nice cuz it was in a betsey johnson case and i love that designer but its a gold ass necklace that has a cat on it and it says "kool" above it!!! Kool Cat? what the fuck? yeah.

  • hahahha thats HOT! lol

  • lol the end makes the whole video!!!

  • Money I cant fucking stand getting money. It just sucks so fucking hard. You always get the worst fucking lazyest shits on the planet cause there so lazy they cant hop in there fucking car and drive to a fucking mall and buy you something decent. Copy/Paste if you agree.

  • fuck no money is probly the best thing to get just because you can go buy your own shit with it

  • Its people to lazy to go to a mall who give you it I hate money.

  • it doent mean they're lazy it just means with money YOU can go to a mall and buy what YOU want OR maby they have a history of buying shitty presents

  • lol im glad i get to pick my own gifts like i get credits. And i have heard that somebody have gotten a shirt from west 49 instead of a laptop

  • haahahaah

  • LOL, uhmmm. My shittiest gift would be when I was like 7 (I haven't celebrated xmas in a few years so yeah haha) but when I was 7 my mawmaw (grandma) made me a dress like from wizard of oz, only she was making it off of measurements she took when I was 5, so when I got it it was like 2 years too small for me O_O

  • Worst Gift? That would have to be.. A fucking dildo, Im like Anti-anal, Just because i heard you can get colon cancer, So i just wrapped it back up and gave it to my best friend(whos a girl) She loved it :)

  • wow, who thought of giving you that??? lol, you must've though "what do i do with this."

  • LMFAO!!! Fuck thats funny, This one time my aunty (who i super duper love) bought me a monkey keychain...for seriously =| :L

  • Oh crap, I was laughing so hard I forgot to post my shitty gift D:.

    Probably the year my grandmother gave me this damn AM/FM radio, that was like a radio/flashlight in one with this long stupid atenna that extended. (One of those freebee things you get out of magazines when you buy so many things D:)

  • LMFAO God your fucking funny. I love you xD

  • I gave someone a mug once is taht a bad gift?

    o.O

  • Ill just buy condoms with the 5 or 10 dollar gift card. Ill uses that sweatshirt to whipe my ass after im done getting fucked.

  • oh my LOL

  • first thing I think is where can I return this? lol

  • omg. that was the best video yet. i laughed so hard i may have peed a little. my great aunt every year buy's the whole family one gift, the ugliest scarves she can find. we always throw them away after she leaves :\

  • Thanks!

    Lets hope she doesnt read this! HAHAA

  • I know right, I want it back now, she hasn't even taken o\it out of its packaging, I want it back, I din't have a black one like the one I gave her

  • Matt, you look really scary @ 1:35

  • LOL! I had to pause to look! I just raised my eyebrows... that is my scary look! That means I mean buisness!

  • I had a round block of wood with a hole cut in the top given to me last year. I had to ask what it was for and was told... Oh its a Tea Light stand, you put a Tea Light Candle in the end LOL

    The least the person could have done was to supply the candle to fit in it hahaha LOL

  • HAHAHHAAH Thats funny.

  • i think the worst xmas present ever was this TEENY TINY ASS pale pink turtle neck sweater and im not a teeny tiny person hahaha i lmaoed at that shit

  • LOL! That reminds me of someone giving me a shirt that was extra large! I was like. WTF! LOL

  • yeah and its funny how the weirdest gifts are always from distant relatives hahaaaaa oh god does it make me giggleeee

  • My shittiest gift was probably a pen...

  • Well they wanted to make sure you would have something to write a thank you note with!! HA

  • I got makeup every year for christmas and i keep telling them to stop buying me make up bet every year they do so i sell it and no I've never givein a shitty present i ask my friends and fam what they like and some thing they want and i always get what they want so they all thank me and hug me kiss me on the cheek saying thank you i love it

  • Sounds like a drag queens christmas wish! LOL

  • i didn't like getting socks under the xmas tree when i was a kid.....now i don't really care. this year i'll take any size, color, or shape of dildo since i'm single at the moment. if i can't ring in the new year with a boyfriend i'll at least have the dildo. idk.

  • hahahaha and that boyfriend won't talk back!

  • a box of kleenex?? really? OH MY now thats nice. Did it atleast have a nice design onthe box?

  • i lol'd..

    finally a video not about eating out a little pooper.

  • ha! I know.. whats the world coming too!

  • I got a dildo for one of my friends last year, I was very upset to have found out not long ago that she still has yet to use it.

  • Oh she is probably lying. I am sure she sits around with it up her pooper!

  • I wish, then it would at least be an entertaining story, I saw it the other day, its still in its packaging

  • I like the hair standing up.

    As far as shitty gift, I will have to try and think about it and if I remember something I will get back to you.

  • Oh thanks.. maybe I will do it more often!

  • Just to let you know in traditional Catholic families we celebrate Christmas from 25th of Dec. to aprox. 12th of Jan, and can keep some of the decorations up til the 2nd of Feb when we celebrate Jesus circumcision, so the gift is still used in the celebration of the Season, sort of.

  • Yeah, I just for some reason am not fond of getting christmas decor for christmas! lol

  • Grandma got pretty senile in her old age. She used to send me money, but in her later years she was becoming creative (meaning "batshit insane"). One Christmas she flew over, and watched eagerly as I unwrapped her present. It was a g-string! A sparkly blue g-string. I look at it, I freeze, my mind does a couple cartwheels, and then I turn to look at her. She's shining this great big effing smile at me, like she just sharted while stoned. After a moment, she says, "It's a european bathing suit!".

  • LMAOOOOOO That is hot! Did you model them for her?

  • the BEST gift anyone could ever give me would be your sister wearing a red bow under my tree on christmas morning... work on that for me would ya matt?? lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You're so crazy!!

  • You are fucking a hilarious

    My shittest gift was someone bought me a book I honestly had no interest in....

    And I don't think i have ever gotten a shitty gift.. Lolz...

  • Well you have been lucky... just wait.. it's coming!!!

  • I got a 4" tall white plastic christmas tree that probably sells at Woolsworth for 5 cents. Also received a hollow plastic lemon. I have no clue why anyone would even buy a hollow plastic lemon. These were nasty ugly platic garbage that you couldn't give away, and I got them at Christmas. I cut open the lemon, shoved it on the tiny plastic tree, drew eyes and lips on it with a magic marker and called her Lucy Lemontree and she became a tacky christmas decorating tradition.

    Taaadaaa! :)

  • hahahaahhahah I kinda want a Lucy the Lemontree!

  • Sounds like you have some cheap ass relatives.

    So did I.

    I got a teak boomerang from an uncle that didn't even come back when you threw it, a deck of cards from an aunt that she'd picked up at a gas station, and a sweater covered with pink hearts from my grandmother when I was in the 7th grade.

    Thank God they disowned me when I came out.

    But the worst one of all would have to be from my partner our first Christmas together. That romantic son of a gun bought me three pairs of socks.

  • WTF is wrong with this Cunt?! Whahahahahahah

    I love how you said that!

    I asked britney's new album for christmas! I hope I'll get it!!!

  • Well that should be one easiest enough to take care of! Hope ya get it!

  • Yeah, I guess not everyone thinks the way I do. How odd!!! LOL

    Though, that is funny you say that. I had forgot. I am the oldest of 25 cousins on my dads side. My Grandma couldnt afford us all so she made us candy and cookies and usally some craft item (Chalk board etc.. anyways She forgot me one year! She said it was cause I was getting something special.. but I never got anything. I was broken hearted. But I guess it was better then getting a 5 dolla gift card! HAHAHA

  • A TONKA! I wanted a huge yellow Tonka!.

  • Ah, the true meaning of Christmas, pretending to love a gift you would never buy yourself in a million Christmas's. Worst was the Christmas I was expecting a movie camera and my parents gave me an iron bank with a combination lock on the front. What was bad about this was it was the same size and weight of a camera so I thought that was what I was opening. Then I had to pretend to "love" this stupid bank. Quess I was suppose to save up for the camera. Bah Hum Bug!:(

  • Yeah, it always sucks when you are opening your gifts and you really expect to be getting something and its not there. Parents! They just dont understand! HA

  • In fairness, I cringe when I think of all the stupid gifts I gave my parents. I guess it all balances out in the end.:)

  • Well as a kid aren't we suppose to get them stupid shit? lol

  • Ha,ha,ha, you are right!

  • OMG i really felt for you reading this comment... did you get yourself the camera in the end?

    Baby Kane xXx

  • Oh yeah, years later. I got into teaching TV production; I got really big cameras. I win!:)

  • I always give gifts i know people would like... i hate wasting my money so i dont bother with shitty gifts... i do know someone who would pick something up and be like 'Well its the thought that counts' kinda attitude... as for my worst gift... i was given a jumper that my aunt knitted but it was miles too small and my mum had to ask what the picture on the front was cause we couldnt tell lol

    Baby Kane xXx

  • Oh that jumper sounds fierce! Anything knitted other then baby bootys and blankets are big NO NOs! lol

  • Im so glad it was too small, my mum would have made me wear it next time they visited LOL she didnt like it either, how could my aunt be so cruel?! lol Bless her!

    Baby Kane xXx

  • lol! You always know when your NOT the favorite niece of nephew by the amount of knitted gifts ya get!!! HAHAH

  • have you been to bed yet? :-P im still bored, prolly going to bed soon

  • Yes I went to bed and my niece woke me up at 6am to take her to her friends to get ready for school! So now my ass cant get back to sleep.

  • aww i got to visit with my niece today. shes only 2 and we read books :) (i'm the only "male figure" in her life) lol

  • my aunt used to give me gifts as a kid for x mas that i could only play with during the summer???? like WTF.  i got this "Frisbee bowling" game like you setup plastic bowling pins and try to knock them off with a Frisbee. I REGIFTED IT! HEHE

  • HAHAH! Yes.. I should have asked about the regift thing. That is something I have never done but I hear a lot of people say they do!

  • did you get up to take a shit???

  • HAHAA girl you are outta control!!! LOL

  • Tell her, "Oh no. It seems that someone had a period on this sweater. So sad. Oh well, next!"

  • That is just nasty! lol

  • The gift, I know!

  • If I get a small package, it better have a midget with a ten-inch dick inside!

  • OMG!! HAHAHAAHHAHA

  • maybe it's dried cum in your hair :-P silly ur still hot

  • HAAHAHA it could be! After doing my penis exercises!! HA

  • The worst gift I received was boring black socks.

  • lol well atleast it was a pair!!

  • I´ve never gave anybody a crappy present!

    I´ve received a lot though , the shittiest gift was a purple velvet hat with shiny green leather dots with a red and gold feather on one side.... it was SO ugly!

    haha

  • LOL.. .Someone think you were a pimp?

  • lol that is so true about the sweater! hahaha but the worse gift that i ever got was one of those cheap ass mp3 players that can only play the radio. lol

  • so a walkman?? lol

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