MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Lyrics) Not Muted!

[ltruong95]

Kony 2012!!! c'mon baby

[riclandguners]

cant touch this boom

[DatFlyMoFucka]

I love that he says you can't touch me. But the first lyric of the verses is my music hits me so hard..

[wegonnarockthisclub]

They should play this in museums

[soccerbaily1]

chuck Norris can touch this

[wegonnarockthisclub]

@soccerbaily1 No you got it all wrong you can't touch Chuck Norris

[SuperGee1995]

greatt !!!

[TheGBPACKERSRULE]

82 people cant touch this 

[Linsey123z]

Boy: Hi

Me:Hello

Boy:do u have a boyfriend?

Me:No i dont.

Boy: Well do u want 1?

Me: Not really

Boy: Man I dont Need you u couldnt Touch this Anyway!

[heaveanfun44]

You know in the one season of victorious jade did a bet that the other four add to do the hammer dance I think ? I don't know i seen it i don't know the hole inter thing. I seen it though and Family guy !

[738Austin]

by u cant touch it he mean to not touch the dislike button

[aogisfun2play]

wait i want supposed to touch that........... whoops

[xL3th4lFru1t]

Sorry MC Hammer. Chuck Norris can touch this.

[Victorificationn]

@xL3th4lFru1t sorry man.... bruce lee took care of the problem

[iBeJerkin360]

Things I WILL do before I die...

1. Touch MC Hammer

2. Simply walk into Mordor

3. Find out who the hell let the dogs out!

[cheer56781]

@iBeJerkin360 Can't forget surviving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris...

[TheVincent43]

what is this and why i cant touch it

[WolfMoon2012]

The top comment has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin that

[TahMineCrafter]

does touching mine count?

[pianobuddie69]

Can I touch that...?

[booboo201011]

@pianobuddie69 YOU CAN NOT TOUCH THAT

[diazlorenzo]

cant touch this

[Bluyoshi8z]

I feel sorry for his wife.

[ItsRackCity]

I went to slap my friend from behind, he didn't know I was there. He spun in a circle and played this on his phone instantly.

[SpecialBob81]

except for you, you can touch this

[st362436]

wow u cant touch this

[st362436]

wow u cant touch this



[emmamoore248]

see the dislike bar they have no since in music

[XXlilwaynefan]

touch the like button if u touched it

[MrNinjaPoptart]

thumbs up if you only know the part "can touch this"

[alliawe]

its a 1 hit wonder

[GrimReaper2905]

I used too think the arrow to the knee jokes were funny untill I took a fucking bullet too the other knee D:

[mikuhastune0124]

Replay button: "CAN'T TOUCH THIS"

Me: I didn't touch you, I connected my body on you o_o

[TheDEGEKKEN]

touched replay button :D

[prunepop2315ea]

I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE IN 20012!!!!!!!

[KbWrangler777]

i love running out to this song when im barrel racing

[nils4545]

I used to be an arrow but then I took an 2012 to the knee

[SpiteSire]

Things I want to do before I die...

1. Touch MC Hammer

2. Rock Queen

3. Fly like a G6

4. Tell LMFAO I'm sexy and I know it

[annonymousgirly]

@SpiteSire mee too



[TheSquiggleface]

@SpiteSire I would rather punch LMFAO

[Methbuster167]

@TheSquiggleface LMFAO hahaha

[Unknownboy1111]

@SpiteSire The First You Wanted To Do...

Sounds Wrong...

[SpiteSire]

@Unknownboy1111 xD

I don't mean anything like that.

[justinbieberlove144]

@gymboy4533 they r saying that in 12 also

[charleysixx]

@gymboy4533 i used to be a jedi but then i took a saber to the knee xD is that better?

[Roxy123994]

this song is cool if you wanna hear this another way search family guy can't touch me

LOLZ:)

[lottypops102]

im a kid and I like this

[SlinkierFugur]

@lottypops102 You're a faggot and you like this.

[lottypops102]

@SlinkierFugur im only a kid whats a faggot?

[TheDEGEKKEN]

2:21 lets get hyped :D

[TheDEGEKKEN]

Mc Hammer + eminem = like a boss :)

[neko01210]

tananana nana nana U Can't Touch This

[ChrisGalford]

STOP! HAMMERTIME.

[ItsRackCity]

Can't touch this. Nuff said ._.

[millvillesteve]

THE HAMMER IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TOUCH IT !

[spongebob43561]

family guy brought me here.

[86Stooy]

M.C Hammer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.F-eminem

[karriane213]

albert wesker bought me here

[UnknownFeatures]

I touched this; Now What

[Victorificationn]

@UnknownFeatures that means MC Hammer is still trolling on you XD

[hhhunt777]

thanks for posting this!

[lmtemplar]

as a wise man once said "don't u hate it wen someone spills cherry soda on the like bar?"

[CombatArmsNickaz]

@theHMKshow NOOO I'M WATCHING THIS IN 800 B.C.

[naruto63033]

77 people CAN touch it

[IBitchSLAPYourAss]

77 people couldnt touch it

[yyaakkkkuunn]

ポッキー



[2491026klj]

cant touch what?

[Talktocsv]

HAMMERTIMEEEEEE!!!!!



[bigbabybishop]

aint nobdy toch this mc

[MultiAwesomeguy45]

thats the word because you know you cant touch this

[dmagicain5]

like if your watching this in the 1990's!

[NobodyCaresBro]

@dmagicain5 Huh?

[FrostedDiamond1]

10 likes, I will do nothing.

50 likes, I will do nothing.

90 likes, I will do nothing.

100 likes, I will do ABSOLUTELY nothing.

800 likes, I will do nothing.

[gymboy4533]

OMG! another person asking if u watching this in fkin 2012 they r beginning to be more annoying than arrow in the fkin knee jokes -_-

[Shockwawe1994]

@gymboy4533 are u watching this in 2012?

[gymboy4533]

@Shockwawe1994  NO 2088!

[sirscrotum]

@gymboy4533 I use to rip on those "listening this in 2012 jokes" but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DominationUltimate]

@gymboy4533 touched it till he a arrow to an arrow to the knee  XD

[scalbard]

@DominationUltimate shut...the...fuck...up

[GmanIsMe100]

@gymboy4533

Another annoying thing.

i used to watch videos in 2012, then i took an arrow in the knee.

Right?

[THEALTERNATIVEWEIRDO]

@gymboy4533 not possible

[Methbuster167]

@gymboy4533 your only saying that because you havent taken an arrow to the knee yet... and i typed this whole comment to the beat of this song hahaha

[gymboy4533]

@Methbuster167 haha omg tbh that is amazing it gose eactly with the beat ;D

[BiscuitsTV]

Man Now I Have To Find gosple's comment :(

[BiscuitsTV]

man Now I have to find gosple2's cooment :(

[theJRpr0ductions]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 3008 but every one else is 2000 and late (black eyed peas refrence)

[FrostedDiamond1]

@theJRpr0ductions -Gives a thumbs down.- :D

[LPSlover201]

Who cares what year your in sheezzz !

[Kazacan1]

@DKDonkeyThing & Gosple2 YOU ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM LISTENING SHHHHH

[daktre]

MC Hammer vs. Chuck Norris, MC Hammer: You can't touch this. Chuck Norris: Bullcrap!

Than MC Hammer, Hammers him, MC Hammer will win no matter what.

[mahmouddvs]

gfbgv vbjk;;;;;;;sick

[Kira1Lawliet]

76 people are U.

[camdenjones101]

i'f toured around the world from london to the bays-real version

i toured around the world with penguins from japan

[troyluciano12]

chuck norris cant touch this..

[xtriqzviibez]

you need to put this on at 1:40 wen ur cat tries to jump at u!:)

[SoozJe]

☛ 76 ppl are Touched thumbs up ☚

[thisworldisdisgustin]

love love this song

[darkeyesciara]

Can't Touch This!

[Tigerbear176]

Couldnt help but dance. LOL.

[IAmBeautilious143]

cant touch this!

[SchoolVlog100]

im doin this in mah chior class

dance evalution!

[multicolourbrick]

best ever!!!

[yessthisisthebest]

thats what she said

[MISTERLAFOUINEx]

Thank's for lyrics ! :)

[Spuffinguy]

STOP! hammerkind!

[jimmyisawesome121]

@theHMKshow dang i didnt c yourz

[jimmyisawesome121]

thumbs up if u r watching in 2012

[MegaFlamingtaco]

I'm gonna need to learn the lyrics for while I'm singing in the shower XD

[theHMKshow]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2012!!!!

[drpeppershaye]

@theHMKshow No im watching this in 37 dumbass.

[drpeppershaye]

@drpeppershaye **2037

[TheThegirlbehindyou9]

@theHMKshow listening........

[moustajo]

@theHMKshow NO I'M WATCHING THIS IN 2024 FUCKING IDIOT

[131retartedkids]

@moustajo HELL YEA

[torrencekids]

@theHMKshow 2012 B.C that is

[NobodyCaresBro]

@theHMKshow YouTube: People liking overused comments since 2005.

[dogs12384]

is hammer dead now?????

[Kira1Lawliet]

@theHMKshow

thumbs up if you're watching this in…oh, that's right, no one cares.

[DKDonkeyThong]

@theHMKshow Nope. Didn't see you there before. Sorry, was having problem on a Norris debate. Didn't have time to troll your unoriginal comment and 64 new YouTube users to think it's original. Sadly I do not have the energy to troll it.

[TheJellymush]

@theHMKshow apparently im on here cause im watching it................

[animelova239]

@theHMKshow no :D

[torrencekids]

@theHMKshow B.C that is

[ChristianFox1867Owls]

When your having sex and you say..STOP...cumming time!!! ;D

[CircleMove178]

I really missed 90`s music.

[proballer841]

STOP SHADOW TIME

[cookiemonster8mydog]

Music hits me so hard makes me say OH MY LORD I <3 LOVE THIS SONG!

[FreeGamesROBLOX]

76 people can't touch this

[georgeandroulakis]

@FreeGamesROBLOX good one lol

[fireman9930]

i guess 75 gave up on touchin this....

[annaisiscox]

sliid your big rump!

[sasukeuchihalover22]

if i can't touch it then how come i'm raping the reply botton

[RCT3rox]

Challenge accepted.

[ANHYTGB]

I love this song! and i love the 50's,60' s, 80's and 90's

[MiguelXTulio]

Chris Jericho: DON'T TOUCH MEH!!!!!

[jakejakejake55]

Well's theres only one thing i have to say to this U Cant Touch ME

[Icanttouchthis]

I CANT TOUCH THIS!

[kiwi2746]

U CARNT TOUCH THIS!

:D

[storm1402]

lol this song it's so freaking stupid but so catchy, the recipe for a 1 hit wonder

[CiaraGrace99]

HAMMER TIME.... :)

[OMGDinosaurs2]

U still can't be touched :L

[Juste1BiaisBeurre]

@OMGDinosaurs2 Chuck Norris can touch this ;)

[LeeAV15]

run your finger through your hair...did mc hammer make the dougie???

[twistedkungfu56]

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[MrZanfa]

I just try to pick up my studentbook...can't touch this. OK ('-' )

[mediaprobe]

mormon jesus XD

[mAaarkooo0]

MC Hammer in the '90's: u can't touch this...MC Hammer in 2012: ok, u can touch it for 20 bucks

[SnipingIsEverything]

To bad u can touch the dislike button.

[JennaROXtheworld]

No matter what, I can't resist the urge to dance to this.

[deetriz]

they should mix this and sexy and i know it "im sexy and u cant touch this"

[scout3344]

a classic!

MC Hammer is awesome and his songs are really awesome!

[ahisastud]

75 now

[TheTrance500]

@ahisastud Why?



[magma2680]

the first part would be so funny if it was a ringtone

[mendoza102930]

AMESOME



[carmie1231]

HAMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

[MrBigdave1995]

74 people touched it

[EpikZebra]

MC Hammer= Master Chief Gravity Hammer. :DDD

[ForeverAlone1228]

Can't Touch This :D

[samuelhardwrick]

u die if you touch the dislike button!!! this is the best song in hip hop history

[whiteshadowsaga]

you can't touch the dislike button.

[SwAgIzMiInMe01]

Lol Thiz Song Makes U Want 2 Dance

[dragonigz]

lol the best song i ewer heard :PP "can`t touch this" or our mom tintiditin

:P or ) ;p trololollololoo

[TheEvie321]

>>touch>> MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

[gosple2]

Apparently this man has never heard of Chuck Norris.

[15theoren]

i appove this game and die edward cullen