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From: conemechslave
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  • I dont always "did he died", but when I do, I "fake and gay"

  • He has counted to infinity...twice.

  • @martz507 he can recite all the digits of pi.

  • He can see Sarah Palin, from Russa

  • @MediaManEXE Bro... I CAN see Sarah Palin from Russia.

  • @zakster2222 well i can see sarah palin from my house...alaska :)

  • He created a time machine, traveled back in time and inpregnated his mother. When asked why he said because nobody is my fucking daddy.

  • He once had a bad taco, you know this as global warming.

  • He has met chuck norris once, in the afterlife.

  • His illegitimate son is the sham-wow guy... Needless to say they dont speak.

  • He once made a mistake.......just to see how it felt......

  • sounds like hes related to chuck norris

  • He called us friends.......There is no greater honor in the world

  • Sharks have a week dedicated to him

    

  • 5 people got punched in the face by him and couldn't fight off the urge to thank him.

  • "I dont always drink Malt Liqour, but when I do, I prefer Old English 800"....

  • Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

  • He is what Willis was talking about.

    He is Victoria's secret.

  • i bet this was filmed on with a candy wrapper

  • video quality sucks

  • man the shark bit made me lol

  • If he were to punch me in the nose, I would have to fight off the strong urge to... knock his old ass out >.>

  • @sam2753 LMFFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i dont always use condoms but when i do i use 2

    stay protected, my friends

  • @tetw34 dude ive heard people use the"i dont always" line with many other things but i gotta admit...yours is probably the best one ive heard lmao

  • this is so funny

    best commercial on tv

  • best comercials i've ever seen

  • @rvroby2001 hell yeah it is... beats the shit outta geico

  • THATS ME DIVING AT LA QUEBRADA...............

  • did you video tape your tv? you must've been up all night waiting on this commercial huh? you no life

  • I love these commercials lol

    they make me laugh lol

  • The blonde at beginning is fukin dope

  • been trying to find this one!

  • love that commercial lol

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