My Cat From Hell- Supertease

[lizard1515]

Guy: "This is a punishment!"

Cat: "Yeah sure whatever... where's my food, human?"

ROFL. Cats don't give a crap. That's why I love them. It's amusing.

[hdr12345]

is it not obvious the cat is attacking you because grabbing it all the damn time? some people are so retarded. i cant believe this is a real show. yet somehow i CANT STOP WATCHING IT.

[norxcontacts]

I have zero tolerance for mean, asshole cats.

[Pooky1991]

This and its either me or the dog or my 2 favorite animal planet show right now. I like how the dog show had a english woman dog trainer and this show has a american male cat trainer.

[Adastra14]

Matt and the Cat hahahahahaha! xD

[wickedqueenamanda]

Where do you go to become a cat behavioralist?

[chaoticidealism450]

@wickedqueenamanda It's common to get a college degree of some sort--usually something animal-related like biology or pre-vet--and then to get into animal behavior afterward. Some are veterinarians and vet techs, others are biologists or psychologists. There are certificate programs as well, though those are mostly for dog trainers. And some are self-taught.

[ceska82]

wow.. a catwhisper!!

[WatsIt2YahSquidward]

i thought the cats name was supertease not an actual tease damit!

[pemchem]

"This is a punishment!" lmfao, what an idiot.

[TadsKadsNekadNebusi]

@pemchem Yeah lol,i hope he reads all these comments and knocks him self out.

[starrysky247]

the best program on animal planet.

[MysteriousShadow101]

LOL press 5 over and over: Problems. *MREAAA* *Scratch*

[illuminatioracle]

I'm Jackson Galaxy. I'm a musician by night and cat behaviorist by day, but a pussy all the time.

[lebartonne]

who cares..... they get so emotional over a pet...gonna choose the pet over the hubby...get a life...or a new emotional world.....

[coughsyrup78]

Too bad this show is faked. Look at @0:20 that red-head guy was a contestant called the "ginga ninja" on ABC's Wipeout.

[grandotto]

I love this show!

[MsMrscc]

my cat thinks he is the king of the street allways beatting up other cats like my other one im superised they havent killed each other yet how can i stop this

[CamMcCoy87]

Cats dont have nine lives people.

[LonleyMother]

be like a cat mother...works for me..

[torchilicho]

1:08 she's pretty:)

[n3rdbear]

@torchilicho lol yeah half white/Asian chicks are usually pretty

[torchilicho]

@n3rdbear whoa you're right! i never noticed that

[starjen222]

LOL



[Garlannd]

Cat Guardians? Not owners? Really?

I guess that's true because cats are assholes and think they own you.

[boxers7x5]

@Garlannd

They're not assholes, it's just the way they think.

[Garlannd]

@boxers7x5

So people who are assholes aren't assholes? Its just the way they think?

[boxers7x5]

@Garlannd

I hate to point out the obvious, but people are very different from cats ;)

[lucidies]

THIS IS THE PUNISHMENT.

[brightsun23]

"Cat Guardians" ! Another word for the Newspeak Dictionary.

[SilenceIKissYou]

Notice that whenever they have the couples on screen, it's the woman who is doing most of the talking? Men have no balls these days. Constantly deferring to women and letting them run everything.

I bet those guys really just want to put those cats down the garbage-disposal head-first, but don't have the balls to stand up to their wives/girlfriends.

[punkXkiitie]

@SilenceIKissYou

This show has nothing to do with that at all. People are ignorant and dont realize that animals- even cute ones are still animals and deserve respect and space. Reason why the men arent talking is well probably because they dont give a rats ass. I really hope you dont mean you think thats what the men should be doing- because thats just ignorant too.

[evilaardvark666]

Too bad those aren't big cats that need discipline, now that would be a fun show to watch :)

[rupbe]

Just throw the stupid cat in a toilet, close the lid, leave something heavy on top so that it won't get out, and flush repeatedly. That'll teach it.

[iloveyouruki]

People are so stupid... you can't treat cats the way your treat your dog. Yelling at the cat "this is a punishment!" does absolutely nothing for a cat.

[BAHB420]

@iloveyouruki It makes it think you're an idiot. (Not you, the yeller)

[TheSinisterKitty]

@iloveyouruki

Yelling at a dog seems pretty stupid as well.

[iloveyouruki]

@TheSinisterKitty My dogs listen if I bark "no!" at them. But yeah yelling "this is punishment!" doesn't do anything for a dog either... That's what you say to kids, not pets.

[the3aremine1]

@iloveyouruki i know i had to laugh at him doing that what a knob

[PaintingOfTheMind]

@iloveyouruki That does nothing to a Dog either. Just yelling might make the dog scared or bark back at you.

[utahactor]

@iloveyouruki

Yelling isn't the best way to train a child, a dog, or a cat, but telling a cat what they did wrong and giving them a time-out does work. I have trained my two cats using this method. My cats will go to their kennel when I tell them to. They know when they have done something wrong.

[Schaleby]

@iloveyouruki lol, I know but I get such satisfaction from yelling at my cat. haha

[sterlingman]

I'd watch this instead of the Dog Whisperer.

[doobiesmoke15]

I have never owned a cat, but I have never seen one that acted as bad as the ones in this video, How common is this kind of behavior. In my experience , cats that don't like people just go out of their way to avoid them.

[maxdez92]

Why would anyone get a cat... When you can just get a dog. Cats are the worst

[tpaladino]

Ummmmm... 'cat guardian'? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that? I think step one in this solution is for these people to call themselves 'cat OWNERS'. It's not a child, its a fucking animal. And animals who behave like that should be shot.

[gsd767]

dogs are better

[versatilechicken]

1:25 twilight books XD

[MiniM9485]

this is like "it's me or the dog" with Victoria

[seth364]

Easy solution, grab da kitty by da neck and twist violently clockwise 3 times, then bash it over the table to make sure the problem is solved :D , try and live the 8 other lives after that kittymonster! .\_/.

[Loviekinz]

Haha my boyfriends parents have a cat that needs a cat behaviorist. Usually cats love me, their cat growls and smacks me :( Thankfully it has no claws lol but the smack in the face hurt!

[SpraxIAKS]

Let me get a cat like that, we're fist fighting. Fuck that.

[londoncarvalhosa]

press 3 times 8

[eragons0848]

God, and I thought that my grandfather's cat was bad, but now that I've see this, I think that my grandfather's cat is an angel

[repeatdreaming]

katz r so kute

[FSUalphakappa1]

fuck cats

[Brakeman94]

@FSUalphakappa1 toidi na er'uoy...yllaer

[ncfwhitetigress]

@FSUalphakappa1 in soviet russia cats fuck u

[LauraLeeTV]

OH BOOHOO! stupid people.

[seth364]

Easy solution, punt kick the motha fucka right out the front door, or, if your more humane, simply grab the little fuck by the neck and twist fast :D

[KissingKatastrophii]

@seth364 Okay,

Dude,

You're a sick fuck.

[dumduk]

lol badass job, handling cats

[Dipshiter]

How is this any different than a physcotic high school chick on her period? lol

[mizuiroX]

THAT GUY IS AWESOME

[Silveeraofdragnix]

I love psycotic cats :D

[discodancer5]

i used to have a cat like that named mother.

[TheSeeker008]

WTF? there are some crazy ass people and some crazy ass shit goin on in the world. Throw the damn crazy cat out and get another one.

[akjk123123]

Cat whisperer? wtf

[nightstash1]

This is Bob Barker and I am reminding you to spay and neuter your pets. And if they act like these cat defang and declaw also.

[Axoxoxp]

Lol, this reminded me of south park and cartman. "You're a bad kitty!" xD! The black cat is awesome!

[jjovereats]

Cruelty by the animals, for more of the animals. Hell to the hell-cat.

[mickiel21]

that naked cat at 0:50 was awesome! i nearly killed my self laughing!! bwahahahaha!!

[SkirmisherO7]

THE CAT WHISPERAAHH

[aldomovielovers]

this guy is cool

[crisportfolio]

This is awesome! I have so many doubts about cats education. Hope this show can help me. And also I´m so tired of dogs shows.

[kakaduty]

Don`t forget - mostly "Pets" like "their humans" are inside!!

So the Humans should got to a therapy... ;-))

[naschii13579]

0:50 HAHAHA XD

[puterafadhli]

thisis cooL!!!!! i really wanna see how to sure unpredictable care of Cat~

[Bobisawesome100]

I like how he said, "Guardian" not Owner, you never hear of a dog "Guardian".

Remember the old adage,"Dogs have masters, cats have staff".

[lisalisa3131]

this is why i like dogs more than cats

[Aquamarine560]

It's me or the cat?

[impmondabest]

Pussies...every one of them

[jonniemexico]

How inept does somebody have to be if they can't train a cat?

[Sylvael2002]

@jonniemexico Have you ever had a cat?

[jonniemexico]

@Sylvael2002 Yup and none have been little bastards.

[Sylvael2002]

@Sylvael2002 fair enough

[SupaAmi]

I like cats and I have one.. but I would seriously not have patient with these little assholes. Out they go.

[RJiminez51]

the only thing cats are good for is shark bait and cat stew, according to mr. Chow Ling down the street.

[whowhatwhenwatch]

i seen worste....cat that goes for your eyes while you sleep, and ate through 3 plastic kennels ...scary kitty

[bofeity]

haha 0:27 a man yelling at a fucking cat

[geniouzification]

at 0:26

Man: THIS IS THE PUNISHMENT!

Cat: suck ma dick...

[Deathunder]

@geniouzification Loooooooooool!!!

[ncfwhitetigress]

@geniouzification That would be even funnier if you said...

Cat: such ma spiked dick

Cats have spiky penises.

[geniouzification]

@ncfwhitetigress that sucks

[ncfwhitetigress]

@geniouzification Yes it does. For female cats, that is.

[doobiesmoke15]

@geniouzification Ya gotta love that kind of go to hell attitude!

[Armistance]

@geniouzification Cat: FUCK DA POLICE

[jetsamjetsam]

BEAT THAT CAT

[niuesfynest]

MATT AND THA CAT .... HAHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS FUNNY lol

[flipclips]

thumbs up if you lol'ed at the cat that attack failed at 0:49-0:52

[DropkickBE]

I've had 3 cats already and all of them have been nice. I really don't know what people do to their cats to get em so pissed off :P

[1Alexander0]

This looks pretty cool, but this is really just a commercial! Now I know why it's called "Supertease". It's a fucking commercial with a fucking advertisement in the beginning for good measure!

[ashthegreat]

Sorry, aren't all cats assholish and mean like that? lol

[JackDanielsCHS08]

@ashthegreat no....my friend has two cats and one is ying and the other is yang....the evil cat had its claws cut b.b it kept scratching someone and now its even more crazy....bit mistake right there

[FoulOwl]

@ashthegreat No,most cats are quite amicable.But then,most are pretty perceptive of people's character and spirit.Hmmm...maybe you're the asshole?

[perochialjoe]

The secret is a shitload of catnip

[naveslaikss]

these ppl are retards a cat is a cat leave it the fuck alone

[Aracia]

@SuperBamboy Wow, your horrible.

[watcher05er]

Feed the cat with holy water for 49 days. It works. Trust me.

[watcher05er]

You call that a career? WOW! You need help.

[pjames360]

@watcher05er

either that or u need a career!

[cakesofdeath]

cats are crap dogs rule.

[HappySack2]

@cakesofdeath Dogs taste good you know, people eat them all the time in Asia.

[HappyChick454]

@HappySack2 then u probably an asian you animalracist bitch !

[snowwhite923]

Ive never met a bad cat....but ive met plenty of bad people. Hmm...

[amirul264]

@snowwhite923 you ever see a male cat keep on following a female cat? that's a bad cat.

[snowwhite923]

@amirul264 was that a joke or...?

[JackDanielsCHS08]

@amirul264 lol thats what you call a stalker cat.....

[uhohwhoops]

Ugh, he has a creepy head...

[CANEPA13]

"I can't believe this is the same cat"

It's not! It turns out it's pretty easy to find a lookalike cat.

[vexshado]

Chinese food

[simonjeste]

"has your cat been... CONFUSED lately?" watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

[ektt2913]

Amazing...

[Bandgeekprincess2010]

Jackson Galaxy is what future husband will be like have tattoos

be a musician

and love cats

soooo perfect! <3

[krypekeeper]

NO KITTY THATS MY POT PIE!!!

[naggerkiller]

@krypekeeper

CARTMAN: MOM!!! KITTY IS BEING A DILDO!

CARTMAN'S MOM: WELL GUESS WHICH KITTY WITTY IS SLEEPING WITH MOMMY WOMMY TONIGHT.

[VollexGaming]

i would had beat the shit out of that cat. :) threw it against the wall then punch it in the face

[pjurko]

@VollexGaming

you're sick psycho

get a shrink

[devilpyro420]

cat whisperer... smh -_- is it safe to say this guy is good with pussies the exact opposite for dog whisperer is pretty good with hot dogs

[moobieNews]

bad kitty!!!!!

[TheIronmac12]

noticed that the cat goes crazy when it sees the camera?

[Sildr]

He's my idol

[kddcc]

i cant belive this...i thought a show for bad dogs was over the top! now we have cats?!?!

If a cat is acting like a dick just put a bulet in it and get one of those kittens from the shelter that need a home.

[xCirca1994x]

@kddcc lol have you not seen Must Love Cats? that dude has a fucking fetish. In like every show he whips out his guitar and sings a song about cats. It's ridiculous.

[Lolguy2009]

they problaby killed your fucked up cat and cloned it to become more obediant lol

[kingjr180002]

weeeeee wink wink weeeeeee

[r3mote]

wow, they'll make a show about anything, I freakin hate mass media.

[MarBelieves]

I Am the Cat Whisperer

[javierxrtd]

1:08 wow she is so cute

[Delikatessia]

Are we just going through all the traditional pets, then what's next ... the fish? "In the next episode of 'It's me or the Fish' or 'Fish Whisperer' - Is your fish also peeing everywhere in the tank? And does it swim around in the tank without any sense of direction? Teach your fish to pee in a corner and swim more focused and confident. That and more in tonights show!"

...mabye I would actually watch that...uhh scarry...just gave myself the chills!!

[meaganfarr2]

Soooo basically this is the cat version of It's me or The Dog,

Right?

[WolfEyesatNight]

People .. People.. forget the fckg Cat.. get a Crocodile, then let me hear your stupid complaints.

[W84MyFriend]

Why does most of them are black? O.o

[dehbee]

i must learn this mans cat whispering secrets.

[ALLenROOK]

DOONCAT

[TheBbg83]

I feel torn between mat and the cat? Dude she don't really love you leave now and give her the cat muahahaha.

[reeseslover11]

Someone shoot it damn that thing is freaking stupid

[stonescorpio]

Looks like a good show. Kind of a Dog Whisperer equivalent.

[missttt888]

this would be my dream job!

[Sylvael2002]

@JewTube001 i feel sorry for your cat it you force the petting on her...maybe you should take up scrap-booking!

[JewTube001]

@Sylvael2002 i feel sorry for the people you reply too...maybe you should take up a life!

[Sylvael2002]

@JewTube001 WOW that was almost funny, but since you appear to be talking an interest in my message activity perhaps you should take your own advice Dr Phil

[JewTube001]

@Sylvael2002 why am i not surprised that you watch daytime tv.

[Sylvael2002]

@JewTube001 That was a pop culture reference i thought i might throw in just in case some of my words are too big for you...you should come back when you graduate. From pre-school. BTW, all my sexual hangups aside; I don't do children, you'll have to find someone else you can offer yourself to. Good luck with that!

[BeautyinDiatoms]

Okay, so there are a few mean cats out there in the world. But no person has been viciously killed by a cat. Period.

[footballpro98]

Thumbs upif before you had the Ora Brush advertisment, so fucking stupid

[StealthKillerCrash]

how in da hell do u choose between da love of ur life and ur et. Unless u fuckin da pet dat muthafucka gets da boot lmao

[OneBlooEye]

That Boston Terrier needs to wear goggles around that evil cat! BTz Rule.

[MrJcpots]

some cats are really scary...ohh scratches makes me dizzy

[makasaka]

Lol they probably just buy new cats looking the same.. They kill the angry cats.

[EvilJirachi]

@makasaka LOL never thought of that

[piplup2009]

0:40 it's me or the cat?

[jeremyshambles]

for all new prospective cat owners. the stick with string and a feathery toy at the end is quite helpful in making friends with your new cat. i ve yet to find one that doesnt enjoy playing with aforementioned toy. seems like a cool show. cheers

[pureefficient]

that jump was priceless replayed a few times

[FutureOrkidTrainer]

This guy needs to come help me rofl D: my cats a butt he stalks me and bites my toes 

[15DeAndre160]

i hate cats

[Keelle09]

i shot my cat instead and had it for dinner, delicious

[jamalak74u]

@Keelle09 you fucking animal lol only joking

[iiishred]

pissed off pussies!

[MochaholicPuppy]

meow

[imissrose123]

Sooooo... it's "It's Me Or The Dog", but with cats and some weird guy with the strangest beard I've ever seen instead of Victoria Stilwell? Cool :P