Top Ten Dan Quayle Complaints About Clinton

[666sigma]

And this is how we got Urkel as our President.

[themooddisorders]

the laughing guy was on Mr Bean too I think!!!

[Dan474834]

Lol at the idiot laughing in the audience.

[supermaques]

hahaha

[KiloByte69]

Funny I don't see the libtards complaining about Obama's constant golf trips.

[miles228]

@KiloByte69 How many libtards on this forum are complaining about Quayle's constant golf trips? I don't see one.

[tryithere]

@miles228 Ya do know he isn't VP anymore, he's a private citizen right?

[olabaz]

+1 for the guy in the crowd!

[09georgiapeach]

@olabaz Haha, I'm fairly certain thats Gavin Macleod, Captain Stubing himself.

[Berialavrenti]

indians hunt for quayle in huntington indiana!

[miles228]

@Berialavrenti That's just not funny. Sorry.

[smeeesh1]

Letterman is the fucking boss!

[DWANER986]

the guy laughing sounds like jeff dunham using walter

[csuabo]

Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin, Dubya, Ronald Reagan.....the GOP brain trust. I'd put up the remedial 5th grade class at Jon Wain Midel Skool against them in a battle of wits.

[bobneub]

OK, the Captain Stubing part was funny.

[olabaz]

@bobneub i dont get it?

[kevmarkpat]

lol Captain Stubing

[dannyd1572]

Letterman used to be funny. Too bad he just phones it in now.

[mrrossn]

Yeah cause you can always trust a Democrate to do the right thing and not be stupid? Plosse "You never told me that CIA", Wrangle "House what house and what Taxes IRS" Van Jones I'll just put this ___________, and you can fill it in. And Oboma "I don't have all the facts on this situation, but the cops acted stupidly" then you have some of his czars, "put sterilnts in the drinking water" "these jobs shoudn't go to profesionals, IE white male construction workers." "F**cking Retarded?

[UncleMikeNJ]

The sad part is, we owe Dan Quayle an apology. He was NEVER as dumb as George W. Bush. Or Sarah Palin, for that matter.

[mysitupon]

Well it's not sad that we owe Dan an apology. Because we don't.

He's a big boy and he made his own bed.

The sad part is that you have to trot out examples as intellectually pathetic as Bush and Palin just to be able to say Dan Quayle wasn't quite so dumb BY COMPARISON.

I won't say all Republicans are pinheads, but why are the pinheads always Republican?

Better not answer that.

[UncleMikeNJ]

John Stuart Mill had the answer for you about 150 years ago: "Not all conservatives are stupid, but most stupid people are conservative."

[gopconservative78]

George W. Bush should have been proclaimed Emperor and place you into a camp

[UncleMikeNJ]

He had his chance, and he failed at that, too!

[KingDT2007]

get the fuck out of america you little shit

[gopconservative78]

big words from an inferior piece of shit

[WakeUpDreamers77]

I was thinking the same just today.

[dannyd1572]

LMAO I never thought about that, but damn your right. The republican party is nothing but a bunch of damn idiots.

[psynema]

@UncleMikeNJ

Evolution of the GOP

Quayle <Bush Jr < Palin

[UncleMikeNJ]

@psynema That would seem to be correct, until you remember that the GOP doesn't believe in evolution! They may have a point, considering how unevolved they are. Look up Mort Sahl to see what he said about the subject, it's too long to post here but it's funny.

[Druffmaul]

@UncleMikeNJ Sad but true. The painful truth is that, compared to Palin, Quayle was Albert freaking Einstein,

[Blueyays]

@UncleMikeNJ Bush is not dumb. He is of quite average intelligence. Have you ever read his book? Have you ever considered his education? The man graduated from both Yale and Harvard, for goodness sake. Where did you go?

[UncleMikeNJ]

@Blueyays No, I have NEVER read his book, and neither have you, because he's never written one. Karen Hughes wrote his books. The man got into, and through, both Yale and Harvard because of his daddy. A benefit neither Bill Clinton nor Barack Obama could rely on.

If you think Bush is "of quite average intelligence," that means two things: You're as dumb as he is, and you think it's NOT good to have a smart President. It is. And now, we have one.

[BENJ1969]

@UncleMikeNJ Quayle can compete with the best of them!

[Extratexture4]

Wow, I forgot how on fire this show used to be. I still like Dave, but this was the golden era.

[ThrawnDuGard2]

Waw... Dan Quayle is REALLY stupide

[AWM05]

...wow.

[uoregonman]

Agreed...with YOU

[JeNaaitUtSteeds]

whats the deal with the ketchup

[mohip050]

dan works at mcdonalds now, get it?

[HuhOhIc]

i really hope it's in a flipping burger capacity .....

[Atomsmasher777]

Thank god there are rich Democrats.

Everyone is not evil.

[Lingerfoot]

Jesse Ventura and/or Ron Paul - 2012

[Bosco239]

Ron Paul is a Young Earth Creationist.

[FranklyMisterShankly]

Is Ron Paul planning to make *another* speech at Bob Jones University?

[Icemangqx]

Hulk Hogan and Rupaul - 2012!!!

[Atomsmasher777]

George W. is now #1.

Stupidest Republican politician of all-time.

[Noizchild]

I was going to thumbs down you if I hadn't read your whole comment.

[TheRockinRowl]

@Atomsmasher777 Ever hear of Sarah Palin? Richard Nixon? Basil Marcaeux? George W. Bush's first term was hell of a lot better than what his father's was.

[Atomsmasher777]

Quayle was the best representation of Republican "Rich Boy" stupidity.

[cochranexyz]

And this country being what it is, bought into it and had him elected as VP.

[Ooftyman]

The supposed "wealth gap" in the parties just doesn't exist. There are rich conservatives and rich liberals. Heck, look at where all the wealth in this country is concentrated--heavily Democrat-controlled states, states like California, New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, etc.

[ersoupio]

I meant to give Ooftyman a thumbs up

[uRsuchAdoosh]

Gavin McCloud's all up in it.

[EmperorAtahualpa]

LOLLL check out Paul Shafer he looks so funny...

[kerpunktehmunk]

He looks totally weird with hair and visible eyes.

[vanessajbaca]

This clip was a riot! It was cool to see the original Captain Stubing from Love Boat, too. Very cool.

[cjvs1604]

number 7 rules, joe carter KICKED YOUR ASS philly

[youtert]

Damn, look at all the 80's glasses/

[clandestine73647]

Dude. If you look in the description it says this was in 93.

[beliha]

Dude, if you look at his comment, he said look at all the 80's glasses, not "Hey, this was shot in the 80's"

[whiskers123]

...There glasses from 1993.

[MadDaddy]

They had glasses in the 90s?

[jharvey33]

Yeah your somewhat right. However the older folks there were young in the 80's hence they are still living in the 80's. I was in high school in the 90's and still derss in the same styles as the 90's.

[ersoupio]

this was the 90s, unless Clinton was the 80s...

[Noizchild]

Clinton was the 90s.

[ersoupio]

It was humor you idiots. Of course Clinton was the 90's.

[livingstereo82]

the #9 reason cracks me up.

[dave98503]

I also think Dan Quayle would

have had the

intelligence and smarts not to invade Iraq.

[dmsdbo]

Oh not a chance...he'd have been in there so fast.

[Aerothorn]

Damn straight. Course, that can be said for most anyone other than Bush.

[Hirnlego999]

Nope. He was/is a PNAC member.

[ThatsmyYokoOno]

Negative waves Moriarity, negative waves. Kellys Heroes.

[thisnow1]

***CONTEXT FOR YOUNG PEOPLE***

I didn't get it at first. There was a famous show called "Love Boat" and the captain of the boat was Captain Stubing played by a guy named Gavin McLeod. Gavin McLeod was the fella laughing like crazy in the audience...

[ellenfan473]

May he rest in peace.

[SploogyMcPants]

He's not dead.

[ellenfan473]

I'm talking about gavin mcleod.

[hypomanical]

the 90's were weird.

[InfoJunkieHolland]

'93... the golden age of hihop.

[Velvet4U]

that sucked

[frankabignaleJR]

Damn Letterman looks young in 1993! That really makes me feel old.

[MisterH37]

The off-the-cuff banter with his audience was funnier than the tired Dan Quayle jokes.

[BENJ1969]

WRONG! The Quayle jokes have always been stellar. The only thing that one-upped that was the Captain Stubing joke. McLeod was great for submitting himsef to that. And I didn't like the Love Boat.