Rolling for Beginners

[bananaboy332]

dude im 11 and this taught me alot thanks dude ur chill

[TyroClanPS3]

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[ferki1234567]

@bananaboy332 oh god, i've aided an 11 year old in smoking weed, i am a terrible human being

[Erectionz69]

That's not even that good of a joint

[ferki1234567]

@Erectionz69 i've rolled better before and since, but it was serviceable enough :p

[john1236233]

Yes u light the rolled part r u stupid i smoke pipes but i know how too roll he skiped it u have to bite it a lil bit at the end then light it

[ferki1234567]

@john1236233 it still works if you don't bite the end off, it'll just take a few seconds to get going, and it might burn unevenly for a while. that is a good point to include though - you should always snip or bite off the twisted end of a joint before you light it.

[maariahproductionz]

you light the twisted part, right? :/

[hollandkaas]

@maariahproductionz No, you light the filter, and put that in your mouth. After a few tokes you will get high, after which a parrot named William will appear. After a moment of awe, he will guide you through a land of magic and wonders. (I know you were sarcastic, I'm kind of high, stay lit lol)

[maariahproductionz]

@hollandkaas i wasn't being sarcastic :(

[ferki1234567]

@hollandkaas will william bring crackers? i like crackers.

[hollandkaas]

@ferki1234567 I am afraid not, William will, however, bring beernuts and a vast selection of sweet carbonated beverages.

[ferki1234567]

@maariahproductionz yes. you should also cut off the excess twist of paper. biting works too :p

[hollandkaas]

@maariahproductionz in that case, hell no bro, you put the filter-end n your mouth....the rest s self-explainatory. Hah... (probably fell for it now...)

[FiSadero]

Damn, Just like that. Its hard man -.-

[ferki1234567]

@FiSadero keep practicing, you'll get it! you can practice with some tobacco if you want to improve (it tends to be cheaper than weed, heh) even if you don't smoke, just buy a pouch of tobacco and a package of rolling papers and try until you're good.

unless it gets to the point where it stops being worth it to you, in which case, buy a pipe. :p

[Sn1peralex]

Scooby Doo where are you?!

[ferki1234567]

@Sn1peralex does he perhaps have a little work to do at this time?

[extremesniper45]

rippin the paper is bad mmmk

[kevinyo12]

a 9 minute video on how to roll a 10 second joint...

[ferki1234567]

@kevinyo12 note the title, rolling for BEGINNERS. if you can roll a joint in 10 seconds, you're not a beginner. if you were, you might appreciate the existence of a video that took time to explain things rather than just zipping off a roll in 10 seconds and going "look how awesome i am, you guys!"

interesting thing, that.

[Hunterxxengstrom2]

Thank you host Mc,Donald :)

[ferki1234567]

@Hunterxxengstrom2 you are welcome, YouTube viewer Hunterxxengstrom2! I give you your indian name, Long Username.

[LilchicanoJosh]

The power of youtube

[skater1qo]

Lmfao don't worry bout the camera homie us potheads are only good at Wat we do best .. But styll respects mang I only smoked poppers nd didn't have a use for papers but times have changed and you have tought me

[ferki1234567]

@skater1qo glad to have helped, sir, glad to have helped. :)

[theoneandonly622]

the 1,166,309 druggies that have viewed this video.

[ferki1234567]

@theoneandonly622 it's true, we're all terrible people and we eat babies :o

[ferki1234567]

@theoneandonly622 it's true, we're all terrible people and we eat babies :o

[TheRileyplattner]

No bars lol, get outta yo moms basement

[ferki1234567]

@TheRileyplattner that was my DAD'S basement, thank you very much. :P and i was only 19!

[YounqBabyJay]

you get anoying foool. !

[ferki1234567]

@YounqBabyJay your english is so awesome it makes me want to poop myself

[basketballrules337]

I like this guy

[ferki1234567]

@basketballrules337 thank you!

[JackSpace4]

Thank you host Gerbert:D

[ferki1234567]

@JackSpace4 most welcome, YouTube viewer JackSpace4!

[Drummaniac17]

I still need to get around to reading Love Hina, my friend recommended it. I'm kind of too busy smoking though -_-

[ferki1234567]

@Drummaniac17 If you like overblown Japanese melodrama mixed with weird pervy "clumsiness" then it's a pretty good read. :P

[Duffy6867]

The like/dislike bar looks like a joint :D

[Codster22406]

I freaking love Love Hina.

[ferki1234567]

@Codster22406 it's pretty god damn entertaining, it's true. i still can't explain why, but there it is.

[Slayerest100]

Were u high while u recorded this video...? Lol

[mayraacookies]

@B3auty5150

[SwagginPenguin]

@ratatubie tight im barely learning!

[KHSanctuary13]

Love hina nice! ^_^

[ferki1234567]

@KHSanctuary13 i wonder how many of the total comments are people who have read love hina...

[hustler1babe]

you're so cute, me and my friend did one its called "how to roll a joint for dummies" but it is not as cool as yours, lol 

[pie0514]

He have a dime here or... .

[ratatubie]

i just smoked my 1st joint rolled by me and it was a fucking dank and im blasted

[YakubBordash1]

does there have to be a roach?

[ferki1234567]

@YakubBordash1 Nope.

[denisdennydennis]

Wow. Thanks that helped A lot!

[lorden95]

i still cant roll for shit :(

[IfYouWereMe123]

Where do you get the papers???

[ferki1234567]

@IfYouWereMe123 anywhere they sell cigarettes.

[JFK2684]

" as you performed this operation"... Big operation lol.....

[ferki1234567]

@JFK2684 not really, just rolling paper and crumbled herb into a tube and lick it. seems a simple operation to me (apparently there's even an 11 year old kid who's managed to roll a joint from watching this video!) - are you mocking my choice in words?

[SK8BOARDSPENCER]

Rollin on a Manga nice

[laralightful]

best rolling vid! thanks :)

[ferki1234567]

@laralightful high praise is always nice - thank you! :)

[pwnedforlife]

Love hina nigga

[Mr69Buttcheeks]

Now how would I roll a joint if I didn't have any rolling papers or a roach or a filler or weed?

[ferki1234567]

@Mr69Buttcheeks you'd go get some sand, and pour it into your eyes. then use a knife to make sure it gets allll the way in there!

what do you think? you don't.

[B3auty5150]

"Nobodie likes sum1 dropping their weed" lol thanx for the vid cuz I can't roll for shit!

[ferki1234567]

@B3auty5150 here's to your eventual improvement!

[xXDarkGod366Xx]

Nice ima roll a joint tonite an smoke it at mu bus stop monday ;) thnx bro nice vid

[ferki1234567]

@xXDarkGod366Xx no problem, i suppose. i should say don't smoke weed while you're at school at the VERY least, but given that... ah, screw it

[narutokiller9]

he has to be an ent

[ferki1234567]

@narutokiller9 an ent? that's a new one.

[MarijuanaVisuals]

/watch?v=G6LcJkySmx8

^nice joint

[eckrich60]

Well, it is tempting!

[ProgrammingJoel]

Holy Shit! A leprechaun.

[ferki1234567]

@ProgrammingJoel that is ALSO a new one. :o

[leomollon123]

Ok so I can roll smokable joints but the one part where i screw up and find really hard to do properly is tucking the paper in, seriously, how do you do it? I prefer smoking out of my glass pipe but rolling up is a useful skill to have..

[ferki1234567]

@leomollon123 use your thumbs. make sure the weed is packed a bit and shift the paper so it's as close to the bottom as it can get without coming apart, then push the flap in slowly and roll the joint down with your thumbs and fingers. if that makes sense, it might help some, if not, just experiment. :P

[SonyFoLife]

a comic book? Nigga that's a Manga! Be proud of who you are! :D

[ferki1234567]

@SonyFoLife that is odd.

[Cleiusthenes]

Rolling off of a Love Hina volume = win.

[ferki1234567]

@Cleiusthenes i wonder if it's big, like 20%. that'd be cool. i wonder if there's a vein of them somewhere...

[KittyCityCommittee]

lame

[ferki1234567]

@KittyCityCommittee your username mocks itself

[KittyCityCommittee]

@ferki1234567 thanks babycakes. Baby. Cakes.

[wutang330]

edward scissorhands chops his weed with his fingers

[bananaboy332]

@wutang330

[ferki1234567]

@wutang330 omg, because HIS fingers ARE sharp! :D that's awesome. i like you.

[LETmeLIVElifeANXIETY]

Thanks FERK!!!!!!

[ferki1234567]

@LETmeLIVElifeANXIETY you are welcome.

[0rgasmHD]

this guys fucking chill!

[ferki1234567]

@0rgasmHD thanks! :p

[azawsome9]

lolz this is great.....make anotha vid

[ferki1234567]

@azawsome9 eh... lazy.

[dmanvoultsos]

LOL "Not liking your joint kids .....(whispers) thats bad.

[AnnyLovesPink]

dude youre smoking hawt!

[ferki1234567]

@AnnyLovesPink that is very flattering, thank you :)

[iiSISSC0]

dad?

[ferki1234567]

@iiSISSC0 nope!

[ferki1234567]

@iiSISSC0 nope!

[hamelzz]

What is the ideal amount of weed to put in a joint?

[ferki1234567]

@hamelzz depends on the size of the joint you want. for a slim joint, anywhere from a quarter of a gram to a half gram depending on density, moisture and grind. for a nice fatty, i find the most a single standard rolling paper (zig zag, rizla, etc) can take is about 1.5 grams, maybe 2 grams if light or fine-ground.

[DeathToFrankLung]

398 people fucked theirs up.

[fearthepulp18]

eeeehh

[aleisiababe]

Well Done(:

[XxRandomnessFTWxX]

Love Hina :D xD

[Peacekeeper2k11]

joints RULE!!!

[adrian3123]

do u need a roach?



[techtwinz]

@adrian3123 not really. u should use one tho it makes it better

[Killin0Kread]

Im blown away.. It took me a few tries but now my friends preffer me to role! :p

We are not stoners.. We are innovative artist in an unmastered art...

Thank you :)

[ONERatedOG]

THank YOU

[checkyesgaby]

thank you host gerbert-mcdonald! you taught me how to roll my first joint... perfectly.

[mootah6]

love hina? YOU RULE!!!

[ECrepinalday]

its funny how he says, "kids dont drop your weed"

[beastlyisland]

for a poke: you can also get a q tip and cut off one end and use it as a poke.

[bikemylifestyle1997]

5 grams?:D

[juniorrivera1992]

it is a beginner joint tha poorest out of all but gets u high

[ferki1234567]

@juniorrivera1992 yeah, not one of my best.

[ferki1234567]

@juniorrivera1992 yeah, not one of my best.

[ferki1234567]

@juniorrivera1992 yeah, not one of my best.

[ferki1234567]

@juniorrivera1992 yeah, not one of my best.

[ferki1234567]

@juniorrivera1992 yeah, not one of my best.

[ferki1234567]

@juniorrivera1992 yeah, not one of my best.

[MsTuber2011]

do u need a roach?

[roger201288]

"Spills do not destroy the world"... How bout oil spills? =P good vid btw

[ferki1234567]

@roger201288 oh god you suck so much

[ferki1234567]

@roger201288 oh god you suck so much

[ferki1234567]

@roger201288 oh god you suck so much

[ejectorerector]

ooh baby i love your way

[mushinz]

hi i said ill try to roll it and this pen thing helped a lot thx again :D

[mushinz]

this is awesome vid dude, i havent tried it but i will tommorow and ill tell u my results but it is explained very detailed thx very much!! :D

[FreeDrugz]

thank you, kind sir.

[lily0313]

and to you good sir, you have popped my joint rolling cherry and for that i am eternally grateful.

[jennzero]

is that a gram ?

[TucciVids]

i do this with tobacco because weed kills.

[sniper0diper]

@TucciVids that joke was corny

[techtwinz]

You are my hero D:

[ferki1234567]

An announcement for all viewers:

THANKS FOR WATCHING! seriously, when I made this I had NO SWEET FUCKING CLUE that even 1000 people would watch it, let alone over 1000000. i do plan on making another video AT SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE (read: within the next 2 weeks).

i'm stuck as to what the subject matter should be - any suggestions? i'm thinking just a cut-together deal about different styles of rolling, but i'm open to suggestions!

you guys rock! again, THANKS FOR WATCHING!

[ferki1234567]

@ferki1234567 god damn do i ever suck, i lie like a cheap rug.

[ferki1234567]

@ferki1234567 god damn do i ever suck, i lie like a cheap rug.

[MrAndrew0054]

hoest??

[ferki1234567]

@MrAndrew0054 yes?

[bballqt123]

can i marry you? please?

[ferki1234567]

@bballqt123 sorry, i'm spoken for. :)

[Krystal563]

i always watch these kinda videos when i run outta weed >.<

[ferki1234567]

@Krystal563 thats masochism, dearie. :P best to go for a walk instead! :)

[AcousticGeorge]

man I love this video :D I appreciate your company in video form :D

[ferki1234567]

@AcousticGeorge glad to help, my lonely brother. :)

[moneyman10051]

where could i get those papers??



[ferki1234567]

@moneyman10051 (as it says in my annotation at the beginning of the vid) Tobacconists, head shops, convenience (corner) stores, the cigarette section of any grocery/department store chain... the list is endless. if you're underage, however, m'afraid i can't help ya. :( wait til you turn 18? :P

[markokostadinovic]

@ferki1234567 actually u can be underage, im 16 smoked from 13 just ask for rolling papers it totally legal and some people wont give away for underage people but keep searcing and u should find some shops that will sell

[falloutseriesftw]

@ferki1234567 If you are underaged, just make a bottle bong or  a lightbulb vaporizer

[ferki1234567]

@falloutseriesftw yes, i definitely have to worry about being underage.

[superaua]

ima favour this.

[Jon15O]

thank you Gerbert!

[biigginger]

Not liking your joints kids... *whisper* thats bad. Damn straight!

[ChannelFamilys]

YEAHHHHHHHH I ROLLED THE BEST JOINT EVERRR!!!! TYYYY

[ferki1234567]

@ChannelFamilys sweet! glad i helped, dude! :D

[ChannelFamilys]

Nice vid ur funny as hell too

[jenniferl9]

torture :(

[michaelcl123]

i love kill bill

[arefallout]

lol he looks like shaggy

[besbaseball]

people say weed has no bad effects, SHIIIIIIIIT, look at his nose

[ferki1234567]

@besbaseball my nose looked like that far before i ever got on the ganj, son.

also confucius say: man with big nose smell real good. ;)

[thepurplekush11]

Dude ur funny and educational thank you :')

[mattybrennan93]

393 parents watched this video

[TheSh4adow]

@mattybrennan93 I smoke with my parents bro...

[ckm1908]

thanks man

xoxo kel and cece

[TheHightime]

screw the paper, pass my a vaporizor

[kuhls123]

haha he even uses real weed

[alphonso3172]

haha i love this video watched it like 2 years ago and its like the best out of them all.. still cant roll a joint for shit its sooo hard the papers piss me off there too flimsy.. but i have bongs :P

[MrMadman1232]

i love smoking weed and i usualy use a pipe bute now i see a good usage for paper now

[multiplejeremiez]

fuckin pro

[PooopSalad]

1 million kids have now learned how to roll their first joint. and i'm one of them, thank you:)

[kuhls123]

@PooopSalad haha me to

[ThisIs2DaNewMe]

Where can you get roaches? Or papers?

[Dakukobura]

@ThisIs2DaNewMe Gas stations, brah.

[JustinR19]

@ThisIs2DaNewMe LOL you don't even know what a fucking roach is..

[Psyche550]

@JustinR19 you fucking fag go die LOL LOL LOL

[ferki1234567]

@Psyche550 such anger.

[blackfangoftheleaf]

@ThisIs2DaNewMe you make the roach with the zigzag pack by tearing a small piece off and you buy the zigzags at your local convenience store

[monkeyhblack1133]

"see kids thats badddd dont do it" WTF were talking about weed and your saying messed up paper is bad XD

[Billy4269]

obligatory fuk u faggot i hate gay pple

[alexismarilyn]

anyone notice the double penis thing with a happy face on the bottom left of the comic book?

[ferki1234567]

@alexismarilyn that's a Tamago! :P