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  • Brilliant

  • jimmy carrs as bad!! and as for frank boyle!!! a match is money wasted on that cunt!!

  • theres no allownces for jokes abt our troupes?? wat you mean?? or people like billy connely! like ken bigley whos gonna be be-headed? wat you mean?? time means shite!!! tell that to there families!! i wldnt piss on billy conneley if he was on fire! scotish twat!!!! hes a prick!!

  • you have to make allowances for the old timers,,,not including Big Ron hes the cut off point

  • some of these comics still goin shld be pissed on!! billy connely made a remark abt ken bigley???? hes a fukin arrseole!!!

  • jimmy carr has told jokes about our disabled troups! disgusting! frankie boyle has told jokes about disabled children!! absolute scum bag!! billiy connelly made remarks about ken biggley!! fukin wanker all these comics should be shot! bernard manning has never once told or made a joke joke or remark he never regreted!!

  • It is nice to see so much support for Bernard R.I.P..The PC Brigade can suck on my ball sack because ill never stop laughing at his jokes.

  • @dewy9uk Yep,he,s dead and gone,and he still has the better of the silly bastards who come on here moaning about racism,alienation,discriminati­on.Half of the thick twats where too stupid to get a big percentage of the jokes,and thats what bothers them more than any of the above.Also,the knockers like to point out at length that BM was "overweight"-Fat.What bigger item of discrimination than that for argument,s sake?The guy will be remembered for his legacy of laughter,risque or not.

  • classic really funny man 

  • it's funny how the lefty-liberal tossers are always demonising Bernard Manning for being 'racist' but they hail modern comics like Jimmy Carr and Frankie Boyle who make jokes about the handicapped and rape. they then sneer at anyone who finds it distasteful without a hint of irony, as if they have the monopoly on what is offensive. Fucking hypocrites !!!

    (ps. i actually like Jimmy Carr by the way)

  • @ConanCnutKicker yes seen Jimmy Carr saying highly racist things by todays standard

    but because he has a middle class voice he gets away with it

  • jabba the hut

  • @ronoswald1 im sure bernard would have been so offeneded at your remark you silly little wankstain

  • mark lemarr must have been a big fan of bernard getting him on the telly nice one

  • I could never imagine a world where these two would be harmony personified! This proves he could be a funny man without resulting to the usual right-wing hatred. I laughed at his self-deprecating material. Bet he could do hours without doing any fascist homophobic bollocks.

  • Lamarr ought to shut the fuck up and let him crack his jokes... brilliant!

  • Fucking funny fat Mancunian legend, RIP.

  • Bernard Manning, LEGEND.

  • Bernard Manning giving fantastic advice about managing debt.

  • If you don't like it fuck off you soft cunts.... Its comedy.

    He was a proper english old school northern comedian.

    And there will never be another bernard manning , now we live in a world ran by politically correct fo gooders who dont know there arse from there elbow.

  • @Megathai1 Can you please promise there will never be another Bernard Manning?

  • @Johnathanmaleboy Can you promise there will never be another Michael Mcintyre?

  • @killanimalsforfun247 I wish I could; both are as funny as AIDS.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy In what context? Hedonistic sex people getting their fill of debauchery in those weird clubs in soho, bumming themselves to death during the 1980s or wee orphan darkies in Africa who have to live with the same disease their parents died of?

  • @killanimalsforfun247 In the context of a man climbing through your sash window at night, stroking your soft, milky white womanly thighs and ushering you into a doggy position. The context of this man stroking your silky hair and cooing you before inserting his unprotected member into brown town, dry. You yelp in pain but soon begin to enjoy it. Alas it's over all too soon. With a loud grunt the man removes himself from you and says in a gravelly northern accent, "Sorry lad, I've got the AIDS".

  • @Johnathanmaleboy Or in the context of you going on safari with your girlfriend and getting a flat tyre. You think 'why has this happened? I'm wearing my lucky red shorts' and get out to fix the tyre. Bent over while taking the nuts off a group of passing male baboons see your red sweaty arse and mistake it for a female baboon's. They run over and gang rape you. After the ordeal one comes over and screams 'ooh agh eeh eeh eeh' which translates as 'this one of the theories as to how AIDS started'

  • @killanimalsforfun247 I don't have lucky red shorts, what are you talking about?

    I get how you translated the baboon talk though, they're easier to understand than Bernard Manning.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy I have niether a sash window or silky hair but I found your take on homo-erotic litrature featuring a Bernard Manning-esque character climbing up to a window to give me agood bumming pretty funny. So I made my up my own regardless of who you are or what legwear you don. For fucks sake, it's the internet.

    Come on give us another.

  • @killanimalsforfun247 Ok............

    You get his number and ask him to come around and give you a good bumming, and he replies in a weird accent "yes, it will be so".

    So you get your ass ready and lubed and when he gets there he bends you over and inserts it in quickly; "this is strange" you think, "it's all slimy and bony...."

    You realise only too late your mistake as a gigantic poo covered turkey drumstick is shoved in your japs eye.....

    This isn't Bernard Manning.... it's Bernard Matthews! :O

  • @Johnathanmaleboy leik dis if u cry evry teim

  • @killanimalsforfun247 What a boring cunt Michael Mcintyre..Couldnt get a laugh out of me if he paid me

  • @dewy9uk I find more mirth the four month old residue of exploded baked beans on the inside a microwave than Mcintyre's routine. Mincing round the stage with that Tony Blair grin talking about stuff that only people who employ an au pair would understand. Tremendous twat.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy There,ll never be another Bernard,because the people we have about today are not the same,the world now is too namby pamby,BM came from a world far different to ours,society was different,people were tougher.Whingeing bastards now either trying to sell one another double glazing,or sue the legs of one another for whiplash,hurt feelings or some other shit.Rest assured.

  • @MrBulldogtools Couldnt of put it better myself...People of today get offended for the sake of it...Oversensitive PC cunts.

  • @MrBulldogtools Not interested in your opinions on "the world today". Just glad another Manning will hopefully never exist.

  • @Johnathanmaleboy I could not really give a flying monkeys about yours either,but its clear you dont understand the genre of humour,yet have obvious criticisms of it and the guy himself.Bet he,s laughing his ethereal socks off at such as you.Too grown up for you perhaps?.

  • @MrBulldogtools Way too grown up for me. I'm not mature enough to understand that a man talking about "darkies and pakis fighting" being the best entertainment for him is funny. Maybe if he didn't stoop to easy, Butlins level (or as you put it, "mature") gags and was more like he is in this interview I wouldn't think he was so shit (not offensive, just crap).

    But, yes, you clearly get "the genre of humor" far better than I do, and I bet "he,s" laughing his ethereal socks off at "such as me"...

  • @Megathai1 Bernard is/was Jewish I think.

  • Seen him live,lasted five minutes,he's funnier dead. Horrible cunt

  • @haydn1612 What a prick..Theres not a chance you have seen him live..dont talk such bullshit..You would have known exactly what Bernard was all about before you went...Honestly never heard such bullshit.

  • Funny.

  • he looks like a thumb with a face drawn on it

  • Brilliant

  • Legend!

  • certainly a better interview than when he was on Mrs Merton,good interesting interview and both men very funny,and respectful of each other and Lamarr wasn't trying to make a cunt out of Bernard,like Ahern tried to do(in which she totally failed)

  • Mark Lamarr knew he couldn't joust with Manning .....

    He would have got ripped apart

  • @isthisnametook I think Manning could rip just about anyone apart. One of the most naturally funny and sharp-witted men I've ever seen.

  • This nterview is ruined bu the fucking bleeps. The word is "fucking." We all know what it is and what he is saying.

  • One of the best interviews i ever seen!

  • Sorry does that not comply with what you'd like to think is true in your boring, sensible & distorted view?

  • chill out sister.x

  • I got to know Bernard through going to the Embassy and last time i saw him i got a pint from him and i drunkenly hugged him...Lovely man..

  • A Good interview. I respect Mark Lemmar more now. This was a well balanced interview. Bernard was an ok regular man. HE WAS NOT RACIST, no more than you or I. He just pushed peoples buttons in the persuit of humour. The same as Jim Davidson.

  • Used to see Manning driving down Rochdale road in his Gold Rolls, He always use to give a wave............

  • @Damoskinos

    simple reason for that

    you

    are

    a

    C U N T 

  • Never found him close to funny

  • @Damoskinos Well he isnt a pretty site close up is he? lol

  • Exactly! Anyway Bernard is not racist, he has friends from all ethnicities. Its an ACT, as he states himself.

  • @Kowinaida Bullshit

  • This is why I like parkinson... he doesn't try to be bigger than his guests. This tool does. And so does that god fuckin awful WOSS.

  • Everyone that thinks "political correctness has gone mad" can go fuck themselves.

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  • @1Thompsonmusic This guy is a racist and a homophobe (which by the way is lowering himself to a pretty low level). The difference between Bernard Manning and Frankie Boyle is that FB is an intelligent guy that knows what he’s doing to shock people but BM actually believes what he says. People who like BM are people that 'are proud to be British', read the Daily Mail, own pit bulls, use immigration worries to justify racism and love our armed forces. Get a fucking life.

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  • @SoSound89

    So Frankie Boyle apparently knew what he was doing when he had a go at Jordon's disabled kid? Singling out a particular mother and doing that shows the lack of moral values he has, let alone his 'fans'. Bernard tells jokes about everyone and everything. You don't give a rat's arse if he's racist or not. You;'re just jealous because he was a very happy man, and brought joy and warmth to the world. Everyone's so spiteful and heartless today.

  • @1Thompsonmusic Cool.

  • @SoSound89 Difference is FB is a boring cunt

  • mark lamarr fucking cock, where is he now, thank fuck

  • One of the funniest men ever- his sense of comic timing and wit is priceless - when I think of what comedy has become - a diluted , pale and anaemic form of it's former self , crucified by lefty wankers and happy clappy PC brigade it makes me weep. I can think of several self appointed 'comedians' who I would rather see in a grave than Bernard Manning . Thanks for the laughter B.M - R.I.P.

  • @BAABAABAA1 Could not agree more - and no one typifies the current crop of vacuous unfunny PC comics than 'Russell Howard' - "About as funny as watching your dog die" as i'm sure Bernard would say.

  • @IO23777 I agree fully there with you, I have to switch him straight off, he is just crap and very annoying. ( to me anyway)

  • brilliant man , funny as hell..... complete legend !!!

  • a league of his own and a legand good on you bernard good on you

  • Great stuff. :)

  • Bernard you are the best.

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  • Fat racist bastard, Best thing he did was DIE! hope he's rotting in hell.

  • @KevinJKtheman dontbe an idiot, he was a much warmer man than your capable of being.

  • @Liam2621 Don't you be an idiot either, you don't know either Bernard Manning or my self. He may have been warm towards other white people, but that counts for nothing if you are an out and out raciist like this mesomorphic moron.

  • @KevinJKtheman if youd have been brouught up in ancoats in the 1930s you wondlt be politically correct either. ive been in his club and black people and asians have been there and seemed to have loved it, i dont see how hes racist at all, id rather use humour when it comes to race than political correctness.

  • @Liam2621 I say he's racist due to his comments made in interveiws, not because of his jokes on stage, plenty of comedians of all races tell racist jokes, that aint the problem. As an aside, I grew up in a time when there was no political correctness as we have today, I myself don't beleive in political correctnes either. Still I 'm glad he's dead and we don't have to listen to his crap no more. Good night

  • @KevinJKtheman yep, and you'll be dead one day too. Only difference is, no one will remember you.

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  • @KevinJKtheman he'll be remembered as that by Hypocrites and naive people, yes. But by most, he'll be remembered as a great comedian. Politcial correctness has killed killed comedy.

  • @KevinJKtheman Go away you politically correct idiot.  Maybe if we hadn't let 1000000000 immigrants in, we wouldn't need to worry about little people like you whinging.

  • @DLPBurke I aint going nowhere shit head, me "politicaly correct" no way, aint got time for political correctness. just don't like fat racist cunts like Manning. "Little people" like me ? and just who the fuck do you think you are ? wanker

  • @KevinJKtheman haha ooo another keyboard warrior who doesn't understand free speech. Get lost haha.

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  • @KevinJKtheman Dont watch it,and feck orff.

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  • @KevinJKtheman

    Kevin, you are the most rude and disrespectful moron on youtube. You're generation may be PC, but your lack of respect for the older generation and blatant nastyness makes me sick. You obviously haven't been brought up very well or you wouldn't come on here typing that nasty and spiteful shite. GROW UP and be a MAN!! 

  • @KevinJKtheman Prick!

  • @fatyowls Wanker

  • @KevinJKtheman

    You know fuck all prick! When his funeral was held an indian family turned up who had lived next door to him for over 30 years and said he was a real gentleman, does sound like a racist? Know your facts first retard before commenting and if you don't like it then don't watch it. Now fuck off and do something constructive with your inept existence.....

  • @fatyowls Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? If you want to reply to one of my posts, show respect and don't insult me, Now yo fuck of shit head, and learn to respect you're betters

  • @KevinJKtheman I like your style.

  • @KevinJKtheman I don't respect dog shite or gob shites and you are fucking both. Fuck you and your posts! Yes talking toYOU arsehole!

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  • FUN

    

  • i wish bernard would just clout this clown fuck he's annoying

  • XM.?/PRICE£103SAFECRACKER

    JUMPER MUM

    REGGAE

  • manning always makes me laff......funny as fuck

  • hillarious

  • Word of advice Mark, when you're interviewing someone let the fucker talk instead of butting in every two seconds

  • The first time I've ever laughed at a Mark Lamarr show. Thanks Bernard, you will always make me laugh.

  • here here

  • The king of comedy.. Fact

  • Funny as fuck this geezer

    Should have Knighted the fat cunt

    Rest in Peace Sir Bernard x x x

  • bernard manning was fucking awesome.. mark lemarr is also a great guy..

  • ye hit the off

  • ye really.. you dont av to take a joke seriously but it can still be based on whats goin on in the world. not all his jokes were based on that but every now & again hed av a dig at something that other people were thinking and knew was right but hadnt got the balls to say it. he used his material to take the edge off it..

  • He's a brilliant comedian because he made laugh out loud for most of those 7 + minutes - legend!

  • his jokes were based around reality! ur missin the point

  • no hes not fake.. 

  • Am I righ that Mark's accent is fake and he's really from the West Country?

  • only one winner here ,lemmar a very poor second

  • manning = possibly greatest british comedian of all time. even stephen fry admits that.

  • lemmar is great ur a a wanker!!! twat..

  • Turned out Shite again.. hahaha pmsl

  • lemmar u wanker...you should be grateful bernie turned up for your show...

  • bernard the great ! fair play to mark lemmar showed him respect not like most other interviewers what he said was bang on barry more who ? tarbuck cbbies kids stuff ' respect mick miller funny man the ebbasy club 30 odd years  matt manroe what a voice the beatles many more ' you see that man was funny working class comic who knew about life his material timming 100% comedy will never be the same yes ' you will laugh at others but not like you laugh at and with king bernard ledgend

  • A genius...............brilliant

  • mark lemarr is fukin classs..

  • funny bastard, but every fat person dies early theres always sommik wrong, the day he died i went to the pub and got drunk, best joke ever is the the pakis with 2 arseholes RESPECT, mr manning :)

  • Great,respectful interview for once,funny man

  • Look at Mark Lamarr the talentless wanker, feebly trying to interject with some lame crack and being utterly ignored by Bernard and the audience. Quite rightly. Notice his trademark arrogance is absent here - he knew he'd be ripped to verbal shreds by Manning.

  • im really good friends with two of his granddaughters, i was at there house today and they showed be a model of his club, his 70th birthday present and a signed pic of pele, ive just started watching him now and blimey hes so funny

  • he wasnt a racist! he told the truth because he had the balls to tell the truth! and the people that dont like him cant take the truth! every joke he told was not a lie!!

  • His timing and delivery were flawless. They must have been or why did people pay to listen to someone else pronounce the word "cunt"? Perfection.

  • What a legend!

  • RIP legend

  • Never had much time for this man but this interview came up on my suggestions and have to say my opinion has changed. A shame that he's as dead as the frozen meat products of a similar name.

  • @futureheaded

    almost exactly what i was about to put

  • Racism aside, a few documentaries I saw around the time of Manning's death suggests he was a very insecure, sad man.

  • @ShanksDChopper

    I don't know that that's unique to Manning. A friend of mine was a well known comedian who, outside of his professional appearences, was painfully shy and so terrified of meeting new people and not living up to their expectations that he would never stick around clubs or TV shows after his sets.

    I never would have applied the word "sad" to him before my friend's death but the stories that came out about him after he passed, and they always do, sure seemed to suggest it.

  • @ShanksDChopper

    i always got that impression when he would boast in interviews about how well he was doing. a trifle defensive, one feels.

    having said that, his joke about the two girls on the supermarket checkout was a pearler!

  • Shit. Lamarr had his own chat show?

  • @necklacing Terrible isn't it.

  • @lakshmimittal Its so 90's, yo! I read that Mark is now a radio presenter for British Airways onboard customers. Now thats depressing.

  • If NWA can say fuck the police then bernad manning can make racist jokes. Equal rights for all.

  • @TrippleH655321 Because a rap group writing a song about the behaviour of US police has everything to do with a Manchester comedian, right?

    Every Manning video on youtube has the same moronic comments from apologists for racism. The irony is that Manning started out as a family friendly comic...he changed his act to effing & blinding & offensive material because his act went out of fashion, same goes for Chubby Brown. I doubt Manning had any respect for his audience, just glad of the cash.

  • @DidloDurante Yes they do. Both not meant to be taken literally.

  • he was a great comic thier is no one like him today

  • the last joke was v funny .. u cant not laugh at it 6.35

  • funniest man this country has ever produced,all you policital correct knobs heads,need to get a life

  • I think this is why we don't see Mark Lamarr on Tv anymore

  • Class !!!

  • bernard manning was funny as fuk rip big man there will never be another! the reason do gooding bastards dont like him is cus he tells the truth! he aint racist wat he says is TRUE! and people hate the fukin truth!!! theres a massive difference between racism & realism! he was a realist!!

  • is this why mark llemarr isnt on the telly anymore?

    bernard manning seems so canny r.i.p

  • george formby mernand manning sall about lancashire

  • Lamarr makes himself out to be the cunt he is in this interview. Totally outclassed by Bernard, the legend!

  • isn't it funny how you can say racist/sexist/homophobic JOKES and everyone thinks your the scum of the earth. BUT if you chant 'british soldiers burn in hell' in London on rememberance day you are the best thing since sliced fucking bread.

    Well it looks like comedy is changing so lets all sit down and watch a nice happy episode of modern family and slit out wrists

  • @doowiefilms Excellent comment mate, RESPECT!!!

  • @doowiefilms Remind us all who described a tiny minority of extremists as "the best thing since sliced bread".

    If you want to defend racism, sexism & homophobia, then you'd better come up with a better defence.

    Manning told bigoted jokes because he knew his audience.

  • oh, shit!!!.. this guy is too funny.

    to bad hes buring in hell the fuckin asswipe hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @iAnuly EVER FANCY COMING OVER MY WAY CUM GUZZLER, FEEL FREE, I AM SURE WE WILL

    RESOLVE THIS ISSUE, BERNARD WAS THE BEST COMEDIAN THIS SIDE OF FREEDOM OF SPEECH,

    IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, THEN I PROPOSE THAT YOU LEAVE MY COUNTRY AND OUR BENEFITS SYSTEM CUNT!!!!!!!!

  • @yorkie6687 well, i see no reason leaving 'my' country as im a british citizen with a british passport like you. i didnt say anything bad about my country, just mr.manning as that my 'freedom of speech'. if you want to threaten me on youtube feel free. if you want it then lets have it, i live in birmingham, edgbasten to be precise. dont bother sending messages as how you will kick my asss, blah blah blah, because i know dry people like you on youtube getting high behind the screen

  • @iAnuly: Or not, if it doesnt exist !

  • @ipolson OK mate.. if what doesn't exist?

  • @iAnuly : er.....hell

  • @ipolson er.....ok

  • what a nice man done so much for charity ,people shuld get a life .

  • has anyone considered the fact that some people just don't find racist/sexist/homophobic jokes funny? nothing to do with being p.c, it's just not clever comedy and its always fat ugly bitter pricks telling the jokes

  • @stusouthredbourn yes ive considered the fact and the only conclusion i can come to is people with an outlook on life such as yours are exactly why this country is going down the fucking pan.

  • @wesleypresley1000

    Down the pan because people don't find racist jokes funny? yes that be right