99 problems- Jay-Z ft. Linkin Park

[blood10024]

did i spot a little korn in there?

[TheThreeKingsCast]

Got 99 cookies but a bitch ate 1

[FALLIS78]

76 ppl got 99 problems



[mclovinjk]

@FALLIS78 and theyre all bitches

[SxeFillUp]

I got 99 cookies and the bitch ate one

[seattle0sound]

Holy shit, Jonathan Davis is in this...

[lunarhunters]

I got 99 cakes, because a fatass ate 1.

[cod4JAY]

@lunarhunters shit joke man...

[Igi1477]

@lunarhunters says the fatass with 99 cakes

[lunarhunters]

@Igi1477 Don't worry I will share with you ;p

[touchtheblueskies]

@awrtg113gamer ....well done.

[tmanf94]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then i took a woman to the bedroom~

[Radioactivnezz]

Oh and listen to this at 1.5, it sounds awesome.

[Radioactivnezz]

At Top Comment - He took his arrow to the balls.

[GamerXx74xX]

I don't know man, when I saw the comment "dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1" I laughed sooooo hard :)

[DCxRocker]

if you tell arrow jokes i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems and you bitches are one.

[blargio77]

stop it with the freaking arrows and thats not your problem if you say it again idiots

[idanglz44]

since when was johnathan davis in this song? 2:25

[WeeHessy]

@idanglz44 in the remix album Reanimation, Jonathan Davis features :)

[saaamtube]

took 99 arrows to the knee hell no

[Guitarkid997]

@Redgicidle3 @carlybbycks huh I guess davis is in the song, but he was added in this song, jay z sang with them. Unless davis sang in any concerts with them cause yeah I notice it now xD

[carlybbycks]

It's a remix. It's on the Reanimation album by Linkin Park. It comes under "1stp Klosr" featuring Jonathan Davis from Korn. This is where his voice comes from in this song. Jay-Z has just been added into this song.

[flatrockchic101]

i love this 

[awrtg113gamer]

dodged 99 arrows but my knee took 1

[Youmadbroize]

@awrtg113gamer Nice

[MrDarksword123]

@awrtg113gamer I used to hear those queer jokes, then I shot lead through your head

[justchaosX]

I used to have 99 problems, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[MrDarksword123]

@justchaosX not funny, never was funny, never will be funny.

[brillianthero725]

Mike shinoda's rapping is way better then Jay-Z.

[GamerEMG100]

LUL, THIS REMINDS ME OF PONIES. - Random EMG100 Comment.

[Redgicidle3]

this version is better cause it has a korn song in it lol what song is it o.o

[Guitarkid997]

@Redgicidle3 It's not a Korn song it's One Step Closer by Linkin Park O.o 

[Redgicidle3]

@Guitarkid997 lol i swear to go the leader singer from korn sang a part in this i might be hearing shit lol

[iliketurtlesism]

hugo version is so much better

[OiApyro]

@shadow21production they*

[XxcoomiekidxX]

can someone please upload the real version please?

this is an awesome remix dont get me wrong, but its not the real version off the cd

[XxcoomiekidxX]

@XxcoomiekidxX ill upload it dont worry

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

@XxcoomiekidxX can you get this remix anywhere? I've been busting my ass looking for it

[XxcoomiekidxX]

@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 what?

[XxcoomiekidxX]

@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 do you mean the remix in this video?

just gte youtube downloader

[thegame1696]

Starting at 2:30, is that koRn?

[furrybumper]

Camping; i have 99 problems, but my pitch aint one

[LudwigChapman]

i have 101 problems and they are all bitches

[garrison0395]

for every arrow you fuckers took to the knee i hope you all take a chuck norris roundhouse kick to your balls... 

[TheBMURPH2012]

i got 99 bottles of beer on the wall

[subash3]

i got 99....fill in the blanks...fuckers...

[anders0nish]

I've got 99 preblems but speling aint won

[ShadowViper3010]

Took 99 arrows in my knee not one!

[TheMarsianBrandon]

I had 99 cookies but a bitch ate one.

[dmsanta97]

I got 99 problems and a B*tch IS one

[masterofthestoneage9]

wtf...i hear Korn lol.

[dmsanta97]

@masterofthestoneage9 Omg I do to at like 3:00

[boobieviolator123]

If your having repetitive comment problems i feel bad for you son, i have 99 problems but being creative aint' one.

[iMegaPwn]

Blue Ivy Carter, Jay-z's 100th problem

[hizetsorin323]

@iMegaPwn Mike Shinoda, Chester Bennington, The true number 100 and 101 on the list of Jay-Z's problems.

[The04010401]

if u havin weight problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 cupcakes and you cant have one :)

[Jake19774TW]

Obama got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one

[jdfatcatsam]

72 ppl a dick the size of Justin bibers

[HostMigrationXus]

If you having girl girl problems for you son i had 99 cookies but a fat girl ate 1 :)

[XxcoomiekidxX]

wait, this isnt the version off the album wtf?

[GHUNTACO]

@XxcoomiekidxX Yes it is. this is from the cd of remix'd songs with jay-z and linkin park

[XxcoomiekidxX]

@GHUNTACO yeah i know they made one but im pretty sure this isnt the one on the cd? just sayin

[XxcoomiekidxX]

@XxcoomiekidxX type in watch?v=g698BuJm2UQ on the end of youtube.com

its the real version, i cant post a link though

[XxcoomiekidxX]

@GHUNTACO its not, have a listen to the real version off the cd if you have it, i have the real one, this isnt it, you can mainly tell because the guy from linkin park plays the police officerin the real version, the chorus is different, the versus are different cause they remixed it for the cd version

[matschr1806]

i dont like that the viewers rate has the devils number in it.

[thatssomedeepshit]

99 Cookies beacause bitch ate one :(

[MrJoestaar]

Why all the sound of linkin park is soooo fucking perfect!!!!!!!!!

[TheTonino999]

i farted 99 time and my ass is burn....hit me

[ShadowOfDelbi]

I ate 99 big macs and now I am a fat ass.

[XxGR8WHTxX]

I use to tell arrow to the knee jokes, but then i got a life

[shadow21production]

enough with the stupid arrows to the knees jokes there were and never will be funny

[MssInsaneRaccoon]

@shadow21production *They aren't and never will be funny

[shadow21production]

@MssInsaneRaccoon is that what you do? you go around correcting other peoples grammer? your soooo cool

[MssInsaneRaccoon]

@shadow21production I didn't say that was what I did. I just saw your comment, and I thought it looked stupid, so I decided to tell you how to use proper grammar.

Also *you're

[iceabod]

@shadow21production you seem to have an irational fear of arrows... did you used to be an advenurer like me?

[Guitarkid997]

@shadow21production If you got opinion problems, I feel bad for you son, I seen 99 comments but I ain't judged one.

[mrjk9416]

@shadow21production They were..*

[pokestarDJ]

i got 99 problems but a arrow aint 1

[PokemonNetworkNews]

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

[SlightEcho]

If your having Guard problems, i feel bad for you son, i dodged Ninety-Nine arrows but a BITCH aint' one!!!

[CalJaAustin]

i got 99 whores and i aint done none.

[manny1334]

i got 99 cds and one of em aint lil waynes

[vRekoilz]

If you got scope problems i feel bad for u son, i got 99 problems and a marker aint one of em. Hit me!

[NotTheOrdinaryType]

I got 99 cookies 'cos a bitch ate one:/

[13kylelane]

i see 99 girls i fuck but 1

[kjuutiipaai]

Hugo's song is 99 times better.

[AWEJoshuaSanders]

I got 99 condoms ain't used one.

[WWEFAN70795]

@AWEJoshuaSanders lmao rofl 

[xillasVEVO]

am i the only 1 who heard korn?

i mean, i also heard LP & Jay-z, but i swear i heard korn 2!

[mt2oo8secondary]

@xillasVEVO the the song playing by linkin park was remixed with korn.  then both combined with Jay Z

[determinator1000]

I got 99 chores and I ain't done none- Lay Z

[SergeantEpps]

Transformers 4.....in motion!!!!

[MistaB00m]

I got 99 stds but I still fuck for cash?

[simonesaracino007]

99 bitches and your mom is one

[TheonlyFluxie]

If you have arrow problems than I feel bad for son I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[xxkillerkoolxx]

99 qeustions on test not awnser 1 yet stu pid

[MrPearlDrumz]

If u have music problems i feel bad for u son, i love most music but rap aint one

[Appl3crisps]

If you're havin' lag problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems killin' noobs ain't one

[PvMxBeast]

LINKIN PARK+JAY-Z= EPIC

[PvMxBeast]

I Got 99 Cookies But A Bitch Ate One.

[MrDarksword123]

If you're having idiot problems I feel bad for you son, I heard 99 arrow jokes and not funny was one

[1stBigGreenMonster]

i got 99 hoes becuz i killed one

[PThorpe11]

Achilles used to think he was invinsible, and then he took and arrow to the achilles. what a rebel

[Hyperawsome]

Houston! Yeah? We have a problem! Is a bitch one?

[xXMNM808Xx]

rick ross: I got 99 doughnuts but a bitch ate one.

[PThorpe11]

man this sucks. i was trying to come up with a "Arrow to the knee" comment and then i took an arrow to the knee.

[MrDarksword123]

@PThorpe11 lol you're a faggot

[MrAmk47cod]

@PThorpe11 so this song sucks but arrow to the knee comments definitely dont...

[MrPearlDrumz]

@MrAmk47cod Arrow to the knee comments are not funny bro

[MrAmk47cod]

@MrPearlDrumz i know, i was repondin to some other guy tellin one

[pkakenny4]

i have 99 cookies cause a fat bitch ate one

[guitarbro90]

if you havin jail problems i feel bad for you son ive dodged 99 dicks but my butt took one.

[MrPearlDrumz]

@guitarbro90 hahah "HIT ME!"

[OFGolfWangKTA666]

Skrillex jizzes to this

[OblivianTy7]

If you're havin' Archery problems I feel bad for ya son,

I dodged 99 Arrows, but my knee took one

[B34stTheD34d]

@OblivianTy7 you're a fag.

[OblivianTy7]

@B34stTheD34d oh man, we're dealing with a bad ass over here!

[B34stTheD34d]

@OblivianTy7 only person who said i'm badass is you, and you ARE a fag because only fags would post "Arrow to the knee" comments.

[OblivianTy7]

@B34stTheD34d nice opinion there bro, but too bad opinion =/= fact :)

[ybtms2]

I got 99 chores and I ain't did none - Lay Z

[Metalwrestling]

I got 99 bitches, but I can't name one.

[LibbyRawrs]

I had 99 doughnuts,

Then the bitch ate 1.

[Thepapergunmaker1997]

If your having change problems,I feel bad for you son,

i got 99 bucks but a cent aint one.

[6WaLmArTSeCuRiTy9]

i had 99 cookies, but a bitch ate one...

[youvebeentrolled1]

I had 99 arrows but my knee took one...

[MeesterLogan]

@youvebeentrolled1 nice one.

[Ivva1000]

lp for life :))

[Lilfish43]

is that korn in there

[DecoratedEvil]

@Lilfish43 read the title

[Lilfish43]

@DecoratedEvil i know but in the break that sounds like Dave

[thybuilder]

I prefer the original.

[THEteeenROX9GODesss]

SSIIIIIIKKKKCCC BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

[XXM4CARLOSXX]

66 people have girl problemsX)

[Brookeisakitteh]

I heard your having adventure problems i feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.

[WillBMissed]

@Brookeisakitteh If your having arrow problems i fell bad for you sun. i got 99 problems but an arrow aint one.

[rsmillionmaker]

I swear i hear the lead singer of Korn sings in this! 2:50

[CME1124]

@rsmillionmaker Yeah that's him. That's from the Reanimation version of One Step Closer.

[bpuff1396]

@rsmillionmaker lmao, the lead singer of Linkin Park sings its xD

[rsmillionmaker]

@bpuff1396 lmfao your wrong if you think that that is the lead singer of linkin park singing that part... 2:35 - 3:18

[mt2oo8secondary]

@rsmillionmaker Yeah there was a Korn and linkin park remix on this

[rocknrollmaniac7]

66 people have a bitch problem

[masterudisaster]

what the fuck is this

[boobieviolator123]

@masterudisaster good music.

[masterudisaster]

@boobieviolator123 i swear i hear korn in the linkin park jay z mash up

[boobieviolator123]

@masterudisaster nope.no korn.

[11wimpdog82]

if youre having having repetive comment problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems and being original aint one

[P4n4s0n1c1]

stop with the fucking arrow in the knee jokes. its not fucking funny. its old as shit so fucking stop it and get a new joke. fucking fags

[MrFeebi]

@P4n4s0n1c1 Having Bitching Problems? I Feel bad for you son, i have 99 arrows because my knee took one. But im not bitching...

[ebonveil]

@P4n4s0n1c1 It's not old as shit, game just came out in Nov...

[gutairkid3040]

omg i dont realy like jay-z but this is amazing

[MRmw2XxX]

i got 99 cookies cuz i ate one



[metrobug16]

like!

[AZproductions117]

That was pretty bad, if I'm honest. They don't go together.

[sinfullgodess]

@AZproductions117 Fuuuck that. This is waaaay better then the original !

[AZproductions117]

@sinfullgodess No it really isn't. The lyrics don't go with the song at all, and it goes awkward and unfitting.

[boobieviolator123]

@AZproductions117 rap + rock = amazing

[AZproductions117]

@boobieviolator123 Not in this case.

[boobieviolator123]

@AZproductions117 yes. you just have bad taste in music.

[AZproductions117]

@boobieviolator123 Wow, big man trying to insult people over the internet. I love LP and some Jay Z, but not together, Bitch.

[boobieviolator123]

@AZproductions117 chill dude.

[420andsuch]

@AZproductions117 the dirt off your shoulder mixed with linkin park song is better in my opinion like fucking awesome actually

[BrassAxe]

Son do you know what this Forklift is for?

Cause i'm bald and im fat and my ass hangs low?

Do I look like a athlete sir? I move slow..

Am I under arrest or can I eat some mo'?

Well you were eating a burger in a vegan store.

Tuck in your blubber or i'll I throw up some mo'