Jonathan Coulton in LA -02-Skullcrusher Mountain

[excel2037]

Now, if it had a been monkeys and a UNICORN... Things might have worked out.

[GreyFrost999]

13 people are fucking morons.

[puffnisse]

Sheik530 are you 13? And are you a nerd?

[puffnisse]

I are a real nerd, I listen to jonathan coulton. I read spider man comics. I play lots of video games and I never have a girlfriend :(

[sheik530]

@puffnisse I didn't know I made a new account... XD How old are you?

[puffnisse]

@sheik530 13 

[sheik530]

@puffnisse O.o

So am I...

[puffnisse]

@sheik530 are you 13? are you a nerd?

[sheik530]

@puffnisse Yes....This is very strange...

[puffnisse]

@sheik530 what? why is this strange?

[rebeccaruiz70]

Your video is a favorite on Nouakchott

[crazypercentage]

as soon as he said "... Explosive..."

police sirens ran by my house.

[sheik530]

@crazypercentage That is part of the video, great timing though, is it not?

[crazypercentage]

@sheik530 really? lol cool! And yes, it is great timeing XD

[mississippi789]

i want a unicorn...

[coltsfan354]

Am I the only one who thinks this is the perfect song for Dr. Horrible?

[Lexivor]

Half pony half monkey monsters are the best!

[TheKittyDrago]

12 people don't like monsters too much...

[jed6195]

It's funny because no matter how funny and silly this song is, it's still so freakin' beautiful. haha

[vonstapler]

I love this song!!!

[rokelitas123]

I like monkeys I like ponys I love monsters and I love this song

[uberSPYCRAB]

I like how you can hear a police siren when he says "Explosive" XD

[VerielleandDacier]

God, I love this song. <3!!

[MaskedUser04]

FAVORITE. SONG. EVAR!

[taz6416]

i would love love LOVE for a guy to sing this to me see im a blonde so i wouldn't be as smart as him. <3

[SlytherclawXD]

@taz6416 I hope this is a trolololol moment...

[ctluthu]

If a man or a woman sings this to you, it's cute, but if when you hear this song it seems to fit them....RUN!

[MrAllSubject]

3 words... coolest nerd evar!!!!!!!

[retrothefox]

If a guy sang this to me, I would marry him on the spot xD

[12deathguard]

Oh man, great song.

[falconfira]

This truly is one of my favorite songs of all time now.

[tonyhell234]

he plays like 5-6 chords, and that still makes the song amazing

[SporePlay]

The thing is that his actual live songs are better than his recorded songs.. T.T

[taikogirl1]

You must not have the right girl.

[welcometomyhousepunk]

does anyone know if Jonathan is touring soon? seeing him play is on my bucket list :P

[durlan]

@welcometomyhousepunk YouTube won't let me post a link, but his website is easily found via Google and there's a "shows" link at the top of the page. :-)

[dolebiscuit]

I was brought here by Rockband.

[stylebymiles]

AQworlds !! :P Been in my head from the anniversary of AQ for days.

[meckorocks]

this song has been stuck in my head for DAYS! you should have seen the look on my moms face when i whispered " i shouldn't kill u yet" XD

[4861302]

i have this song on rockband... creeped my dad out when i played it.

[jessep624]

If anyone wants to vote any song by him down then they shouldn't go looking for these songs

[LeBubblesSan]

Are those sirens starting at 3:18? o.O

[LeBubblesSan]

Every time I hear this song I just see O'Malley. I have no idea why but it feels like it fits.

[bb8497]

I'll be damned if this guy hasn't ever played WoW.

[21speck]

11 people get pwned by his assistant(scarface)

[THLyneborg]

JC FTW

[justhere55]

I love this guy :D

[whitedevil1681]

im not much of a fan of slow songs but this song is pretty bad ass!

[ShadowDuffle]

@ZeCO9 that depends are u horny for JC?

[ZeCO9]

is it normal to get an erection from this?

[wardy60606]

@ZeCO9 Yes. Yes it is. Unless you're a girl, then it isn't normal to get an erection.

[DemonBladeAbyssAo9]

@wardy60606 How is it normal for a girl to get an erection??

[yuo252]

@DemonBladeAbyssAo9 it just is females get a vaginal erection were the clitorisi bulges

[NotOneToFly]

@yuo252 How the hell did THIS topic show up? Also, he's right.

[7thswanwing]

*giggle* "You like monkeys, you like ponies, maybe you don't like monsters so much." Ah Jonathan Coulton. You're an [evil] genius.

[jamesmz08]

do not sing this song 2 a girl, because it doesn't seem 2 work 4 u

[Gle3nn]

@jamesmz08 Unless you have henchmen and a secret lair

[TheFenderFan]

@Gle3nn HAH!!

[TheMaliciousOverlord]

@Gle3nn It worked fine for me.

[ByardJones]

@Gle3nn or you're jonathan coulton

[AshrakMurgo]

@Gle3nn exactly man that makes everything look better I mean who can say no to that, Nobody thats who cuz if they try then they get pulled apart by pony-monkey monsters

[adamtried]

@Gle3nn Based on a mountain with wolves, and access to technology to make half monkey, poney monsters.

[mburke875]

@Gle3nn ruin a pony making a gift for her instead

[justhere55]

@Gle3nn ya but it doesn't work if you don't use the correct amount of monkeys

[12deathguard]

@Gle3nn and a half monkey half pony creation!

[reaver2313]

@12deathguard *monster :P

[yhmmot]

@Gle3nn dont forget the submarine.....chicks dig the submarine

[bassman2803]

@Gle3nn and a half pony half monkey monster.

[ultimatesaged]

@Gle3nn That isn't a basement.

[animeluver810]

@jamesmz08 who said it wouldn't work?

[WTFLOLBBQHAX]

@jamesmz08 Unless they like being insulted.

[Dracowrath1]

@jamesmz08 Why do I get the feeling you actually sang this to a girl?

[holylight17]

@Dracowrath1 It work surprisingly well if your girl is a nerdy/funky type. Trust me it work ; )

[dudehaha3000]

Are you kidding? I sing this song all the time and it's a sure fire way to get into the ladies pants... okay that's a lie, but... actually no, you're completely correct, you shouldn't song this to a girl...

[codmaster143]

@jamesmz08 i dink dat u are my henchman

[pokemonlova99]

@jamesmz08 wow dude you actually song it to a girl.......wow just wow

[MrPlayer41]

@jamesmz08 Really, I tried this it seem like she liked the song until the voices part, I mean it is true

DON'T TRY DENINING IT VOICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[katphish30]

@jamesmz08 This is my husband's and my song; he just sent me the video for Valentine's Day. <3

[dgivy]

@jamesmz08

depends on the girl! If a dude sang this to me I would be super happy!! <3

[Omniceros]

@jamesmz08 It's all in the delivery.

[deathdude650]

@jamesmz08 I like to give the villain the benefit of the doubt and think that the girl came to her senses. Except when this makes me think of Bowser and Peach

[newfractals]

@jamesmz08 I'm a girl and I disagree. If my boyffriend was to sing this to me it would really work ;-P

[ZekeDelsen42]

@jamesmz08 Worked for me! :) find the right evil submissive goth girl. Duh..

[ArkReaction]

why do 11 people not like this

[wardy60606]

@ArkReaction Because they're obviously deaf, and can't listen the awesomeness that is Jonathan Coulton.

[BlatantLiar]

How is it that everyone doesn't know this song? It's so funny and cute!

[Kenpokid4]

@BlatantLiar Actually, The Future Soon is more cute :P

[Jim100200]

I think this is honestly the most romantic song in the world XD

[arturrae34]

i wonder if he does birthdays

[OverTheTaco]

verry nice stuff YAY

[GinaLadiee]

Love him. I think I'll marry him.. =P

[BobFard]

@GinaLadiee he's already married.

[GinaLadiee]

@BobFard Way to crash my party...

[wolfservant5]

He is awesome. Jonathan Coultin you ARE A GOD!

[Angus666Young]

joco never ceases to write the most amazingly catchy songs ever. hard to believe dumb shit like rap/pop/emo are popular today and he isn't.

[thunderlove1]

i want to preform this at my school... it would so own but its a fucking catholic school

[animeluver810]

@thunderlove1 just do eet.

[BobFard]

@thunderlove1 that sucks man

[Fulbor]

@thunderlove1 so wheres the problem?^^

PS: do Re: Brains its even better for your sake ^^

[pivotmaster73]

10 fools foolishly disliked this song...

they shall find my vengeance quite...

explosive...

[sandaswolfeskind]

I love this song, it has such a happy melody.

when I play it for people who don't listen to lyrics some time around the monkey pony monster par they look up with this look of "WTF laura?" in their eyes.

Love those moments

[dylad]

i love how i rarely see any flame wars on JoCo's videos :D

[AJcubed]

i am scarefase

[TheGamingNerdTV]

dont you mean ScareFace?!

[jonnyheysus]

don't YOU mean Scarface?... no e in the middle

[Death95317]

but i assure you he's HARMLESS ENOUGH. <8O

[MaxCrooks]

Explosive? then you hear police sirens LOL

[doodoo120]

Yeah, that's hilarious. XD

[CleansWithRag]

I made this half pony half monkey monster to please you. But I get the feeling that you don't like it. What's with all the screaming?

LOL!!!!!

[Glandrid]

You guys must have a very... special relationship...

[theford777]

It's awesome like... like awesomeness made even more awesome.

[Mynameisnotooo]

It's like a god made of golden dinosaurs being ridden by Chuck Norris while holding a gun that shoots pure death, but if it's pointed at Chuck it shoots hot chicks..

[theford777]

Well... you got it xD

[Mynameisnotooo]

fuck yeah

[OneStarRatingLTD]

Are you saying this is an awesome wrapped awesome ball garnished with awesome?

[MaxCrooks]

No hes saying its not french

[hypochrisy]

I wish he'd play in a bar near me... every night!

[realberserker]

This live performance (and audio recording) may even be better than the one on his CD. Well done!

[kzolotar]

Wow, no WoW comments...

[MrSpacespinner]

yeah, shame the l4d players can't do the same on re: your brains

[Liathu]

This guy is going to use all of my bandwidth \M/ should be proud :P

[Aquatos00]

I always loved the tune of this song :P

[MrSpacespinner]

anyone else hear a guy say "uh-oh" after Jonathan Coulton says "Im home"?

[dart558]

yup.

[pissfotz]

awesomeness

[kupo404]

lol. now i wanna see this.

[lolbandwidth]

This man deserves an Grammy or something gad dangit. He's a(n evil) genius.

[elistanidan]

I really love the atmosphere of that bar he's singing in, it looks like it would be a really nice place to hang out. It's in LA right?

[NiknJaps]

ergo - the title

(it says AL)

[bobobano]

"This is a song about an evil genius in love"

*loud screaming*

love it.

[toorimaSMG]

i love how even thow he is trying to be funny he dusnt really show it.....lol

[Haydeez64]

I love how he plays the note on his guitar after he says "Well dear god, I'm home". Its like that *Buh dum tiss* of drums after a joke xD

[LaurelCowgal]

I want to get some new panties lol this guy I was seeing stole them!

[willjaques]

I love the last bit, about the snuggling couple ^^

[meltedlunchbox]

I love how Jonathan Coulton videos are probably the only youtube videos where the mean kids don't hang out.

[saxhero26]

@meltedlunchbox so true. lets hope joco videos stay this way

[lemonsintheeye]

@meltedlunchbox that's probably because only the kids smart enough to beat Portal know of him :-P

[cheezitzrcool]

@lemonsintheeye im 14 and i beat portal =) so i'm smart?

[NitroBlastSnorter]

@cheezitzrcool Nope, sorry. You're 14 = obnoxious muchacho...

[cheezitzrcool]

@meltedlunchbox lol i like that "mean kids"

[b1oodh3ll]

@meltedlunchbox Well how can you be mean when you hear this song (Or enyother he sings) HE IS AWESOME!!!!!

[bodiddly83]

@meltedlunchbox tits dong or gtfo

[gothday]

@meltedlunchbox FUCK YOU FAGGOT !!!! , naw im just messin. GO JOCO!!

[awnatawsh]

@meltedlunchbox The mean kids leave the vlogbrothers alone too, for the most part. Its just a big ol' community of lovely nerds! :)

[Knorner]

@meltedlunchbox That's just cause all the mean kids become sweethearts when they hear his wonderful music. :)

[T0TALLYWORTHIT]

@Wolfwood428 hey now no need to hate

[TyMan210]

@meltedlunchbox You mean giant squids of anger?

[latestranger]

@TyMan210 NERDFIGHTERS FTW!!!!

[Ceaamjeeee]

@meltedlunchbox because nobody hates his music

[Nerevar8592]

@meltedlunchbox Also, I have yet to see a Bieber fan commenting on any of them.

[bobobano]

even the voices that control me

from inside my head

say that I shouldn't kill you

yet

lol

[Blu2Haze]

"What's with all the screaming?

You like monkies. You like ponies.

Maybe you don't like monsters so much.

Maybe I used too many monkies.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony

Making a gift for you?"

ahahaha.

Jonathan is a genius, and listening to his music is so refreshing compared to the mass produced radio stars out there now that only sing what other people write for them, whatever gets them the most money.

This though? This has soul in it.

[porgy29]

I love how if you zone out a bit it just sounds completely normal.

[MrBobslay]

Coultons songs are incredibly funny, and also very touching, he has an amazing musical talent :)

[abunten01]

i completely agree. he is one of the most inspiring artists i have heard that have come into his own in the past ten years... the only one i can think of actually...... hmmm.....

[D0IS3N]

Even though this song's lyrics are a bit weird, I love this guys voice.

[krisier2]

all his Lyrics are weird or atleast alot of em:P

[McLeod54]

Anybody else wish there were more wonderfully performed but ridiculously conceived music? Think Zappa-esque genius meets an inability to take life seriously!

[nospacesallowed]

I thought Zappa didn't have the ability to take life seriously.

[khyren]

I love you Jonathan!

[Ultimate600]

I smiled through the whole song :P