what am I going to do with out all my nonsense and inacccurate webpage descriptions!?!? Does that mean I'll never be able to click on a how too page and find a posting board for porn again?!!?!?! We're through the looking glass people!
@THEFLAGOFNOTHING1 do you mean the detection done during POST operation?, that's part of the bios and has absolutely nothing to do with windows, the bios POST and really anything to do with bios can only be controlled by the keyboard, so the only logical thing it can say is strike so and so key to continue because it's expecting you to plug the keyboard in, maybe learn how computers work first, then post comments so you don't look like a tool and a moron.
Brilliantly written...and who says the American's don't get sarcasim :) We had a similar program broadcasting over here called "Not the Nine O'Clock News" years back and various re-hashes of the same thing. Thoroughly enjoyed that :)
loool..i wonder what people will do if the whole internet crashes....all photos and anything to everything is lost...lol...back to the simple life..i hope it happens one day....people will stop repopulating as much and people wont be as sick
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what the hell how can this happen? The internet isnt one BIG SUPERCOMPUTER or a few. There is a computer called a server which has either one, or 10 websites on it which it sends and receives data. So if something fails it would be something little I have no idea how that could happen and the data on the serverd would be gone. Also, it was not entirely that persons fault there were millions of other people using the internet more than usual. He just finished it.
I love how the two dumbass comments below my comment use the number "1337" because they think they are. I don't think so guys. Ecspecially when Dumbass #1 favorites shit about anime and Dumbass #2 uploads retarded videos of him in sandbox. Yeah, I gave both of you a channel view, your welcome and Merry Christmas.
u vant break the internet how is this possible,if the guy broke it because he had more than 35 pages open im sure the internet can cope with more than 35 web pages open
Luckily I downloaded all the porn (legal in Canada) before the internet crashed. I'll send you the files - oh wait, I can't send you the porn I HAVE NO EMAIL!
This shouldn't get views. This person stole this from The Onion. You can find their channel on YouTube, and please watch the content that they created there.
In my last comment, I tried to make it as obvious as possible that I was joking. I wanted to see how obviously ridiculous I could make my comments before people realized that nobody could really be that stupid.
wait...i dont remember this happening, i think they made this up besides how would the internet crash -- its not like its all stord on thu same komputor
This poser never once credits The Onion. To find The Onions 140+ videos, search "The Onion" in Youtube and click their account. Also, if you think this is real then you're a dumbass, and if you have sarcastic friends they probably think you are too.
i dont get it, this vid. is sayin that the internet crash happened cuz of one man multitaskin on his comp? so this man didnt sent a virus but was just doin multiple of stuff on his internet?
wait a minute is this fake? i dont remeber this and this just happened on 07?
some ppl might believe wat the onion news has to say like this vid. if it is their first time, dont tell me u thought this was fake right after u saw the first onion news
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so gay. backup of the entire internet. impossible. to big. plus 94% of countries income cant come from the internet. who ever belives this is retarded
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ynardhowar1229 2 weeks ago
Your video is a favorite on Mozambique
fryejames12 3 weeks ago
@fryejames12 Mozambique has an AK47 on its flag, it's the best country in the world
Q8379 4 days ago
halfway through this i realizedi have 8 other pages opened, one of them was YLT video. i closed them lol
Oneofthedawnchorus 1 month ago
This person now has an i7 Sandy Bridge computer.
jishan22 1 month ago
Hopefully it includes all those memes....
BurritoBazooka 6 months ago
I hope people will still think this is a great joke 500 years later :)
domatajs 6 months ago
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HDSporty4Me 8 months ago
omg ! they talk it like they mean it , how can they NOT laugh ;o
ana3arif1 9 months ago
The Yo La Tengo discography, haha. That makes it.
MckyMseNTarotCrds 9 months ago
I'm freaked out by how this already feels dated.
somanypenpals 9 months ago 2
LOL Nigeria was the first to have economic collapse. I see wut u did thar
scorael 9 months ago
Web crash 007 lol
lrcdert2010 9 months ago
it must blow to be that guy
SongsByTheBeatles 10 months ago
if Id lost ALL my data Id just kill my self
uberharri 10 months ago
Haven't seen this one in a long time and it got recommended to me again. Still hillarious.
TheMadRaver 10 months ago
what am I going to do with out all my nonsense and inacccurate webpage descriptions!?!? Does that mean I'll never be able to click on a how too page and find a posting board for porn again?!!?!?! We're through the looking glass people!
Nunziohotpants 10 months ago
Hahaha, Nigeria - economic collapse
rich, because 90% of their income comes from scams.
aztrorisk 10 months ago
I feel like Ctrl+Alt+Delete'ing myself :(
certifiedjagga 10 months ago 3
0:58 - you forgot the worst part, he was using an APPLE computer! Faiull!
Vire70 11 months ago
@Vire70 Yeah well at least macs don't have an error message like: No keyboard detected. Press F5 to continue. I mean seriously windows sucks.
THEFLAGOFNOTHING1 10 months ago
@THEFLAGOFNOTHING1 do you mean the detection done during POST operation?, that's part of the bios and has absolutely nothing to do with windows, the bios POST and really anything to do with bios can only be controlled by the keyboard, so the only logical thing it can say is strike so and so key to continue because it's expecting you to plug the keyboard in, maybe learn how computers work first, then post comments so you don't look like a tool and a moron.
thedarkdragon89 9 months ago
xD I feel like Ctrl-Alt-Deleting myself.
StitchedMusik 11 months ago
JCPenny introduces "gay sex only" bathrooms in all stores.
LOL, did anyone else see that? 2:38
ryan50ryan 11 months ago 10
lmao nigerian economic collapse, figures...
diecinque 11 months ago
Ummm... so what was the point of copying and pasting this straight off The Onion?
05swanbe 11 months ago 7
@05swanbe Loads faster. Lol.
CoreoBroomstick 2 months ago
Holy fuck, that guy must've had 4 mice and keyboards and 37 hands.
Yimi97 11 months ago
Stolen from The Onion.
Shinray1kuo 1 year ago
That was sortagood.
quingermanfrog 1 year ago
Brilliantly written...and who says the American's don't get sarcasim :) We had a similar program broadcasting over here called "Not the Nine O'Clock News" years back and various re-hashes of the same thing. Thoroughly enjoyed that :)
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coleenevangelina 1 year ago
what about the loss of internet porn???! lol
mikekayaksfast 1 year ago
one mans heroic struggle to pick up the peaces and rebuild his flicker album
LOL XP
Bradkalproductions 1 year ago 3
man... have we no right to laugh at porn related stuff that are supposed to be in this video?
its the internet, man...
RomZruleTeHworld 1 year ago
i saw "gay sex only bathrooms"
IMAYBEFIREMAN 1 year ago
dude i thought that shit was real thank god its not
hallenium 1 year ago
wtf???? this didnt happen to my comp. maybe cuz i hav a mac or something
xjvzHD 1 year ago
hahaha "sent via archaic telephone based network of low quality printers "
Orangebike666 1 year ago
Stolen from theOnion
A135S4656 1 year ago
i wish this would actually happen sometimes...
magepwnzer 1 year ago
"Gay sex-only bathrooms" in the ticker ROFL
bassmzero 1 year ago
love ...
love ...
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Jae gum Suk
YESSISAGAY 1 year ago
looks real
TACOxCLANx 1 year ago
<(。◕‿‿◕。)> c(´ー`c) OMGOSHIES!
glitcha100 1 year ago
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What a waste of money
Jaroldv127 1 year ago
#LOL
puregraphite 1 year ago
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puregraphite 1 year ago
#ROLF
eXeTeamChannel 1 year ago
#FAIL
ehhayes23 1 year ago
lmao
shanethemainman 1 year ago
even after 3 years this vid doesnt even have more then half a million views pretty #fail :S
smirko 1 year ago
@smirko The current number of views means it has being viewed 473 times a day in that time - impressive if you ask me :)
OneForTheFuture 1 year ago
that makes me want to do that, so i could make all the nerds kill themselves... nah just kidding i wouldnt do that, or will i?
smartalec1998 1 year ago
OMG!! all online data lost after internet crash!
Dwightophe11 1 year ago
#LOL
Funny moment but sad as well
JESSE75946 1 year ago
#omg#
Tickleytacklethumb 1 year ago
#LOL
no really, lol.
mpg272727 1 year ago
LOL
MsSarcia 1 year ago
really?
cscash241 1 year ago
Would that really do it? I don't even remember this..
1Estrgrd1 1 year ago
FAKE AND GAY
RaviWoods 1 year ago
Did this really happen?
PaulosTheKing 1 year ago
And to think of all the poor nerds playing WoW when it happened.. All those l33t and tw33k characters gone, such a shame...
MetalViper85 1 year ago
loool..i wonder what people will do if the whole internet crashes....all photos and anything to everything is lost...lol...back to the simple life..i hope it happens one day....people will stop repopulating as much and people wont be as sick
tenseman08 1 year ago
Seriously?! Ooh shit! Hahaa, the Onion is always funny, but sometimes the comments are even funnier ^^
GotLakai686 1 year ago
haha anyone remember using system 7 on their Macintosh Apple Computer? (M.A.C.) not Mac..
The stop error that used to appear and then you'd have to pull the power cord... oh those days.
lolanimations 1 year ago
@lolanimations Don't flame about Mac VS. Pc.
Everyone has a different opinion
N64Crazy 1 year ago
Guys why did you bother teasing them when Brandonmxb failed at even spelling Especially, He spelt it Ecspecially, Nice work fucktard
HippyMeal 2 years ago
lol, I am going to try that, see what happens.
FireFox1473 2 years ago
Had always meant to get around to making one. LOL's
anewtrend 2 years ago 2
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what the hell how can this happen? The internet isnt one BIG SUPERCOMPUTER or a few. There is a computer called a server which has either one, or 10 websites on it which it sends and receives data. So if something fails it would be something little I have no idea how that could happen and the data on the serverd would be gone. Also, it was not entirely that persons fault there were millions of other people using the internet more than usual. He just finished it.
WESTSIEEDE 2 years ago
its a joke dude. catch a clue
ksween93 2 years ago 3
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is that real ? omg...
JumpPlyta2323 2 years ago
Oh no! Not the internets!
I love how the two dumbass comments below my comment use the number "1337" because they think they are. I don't think so guys. Ecspecially when Dumbass #1 favorites shit about anime and Dumbass #2 uploads retarded videos of him in sandbox. Yeah, I gave both of you a channel view, your welcome and Merry Christmas.
Don't use "1337" unless you, yourself is.
This video was 1337.
Brandonmxb 2 years ago
Hater #1
why did you even bother commenting
and you said yourself ''This video was 1337'' so you are a dumbass yourself
steam4o 2 years ago
1337 Ratings!! haha
steam4o 2 years ago
Dumbass #2
Brandonmxb 2 years ago
1337 ratings!
dimitriP1980 2 years ago
Dumbass #2
Brandonmxb 2 years ago
u vant break the internet how is this possible,if the guy broke it because he had more than 35 pages open im sure the internet can cope with more than 35 web pages open
sharpspoint 2 years ago
onion news xD
emanjo12 2 years ago
LOL how amazing he crashed THE INTERNET, and then FBI tracked him down, that is just legend :P
RocAFella1996 2 years ago
lol
kapification 2 years ago
i am bored as helllll who's with me?
DjKhalid2 2 years ago
the group includes steve jobs, bill gates, and Craig od Craig's list.. lool
lilgangstabowwow 2 years ago
This is really funny :D
PlaygroundJoe 2 years ago
can that guy get arrested or wut
sk8rguy4life1123 2 years ago
And this was before the economic crisis! 2 years later it's still relevant.
Speedshark1 2 years ago
Lol 'The Onion News' fake news... pretty funny
spanisheman 2 years ago 20
2:41 JcPenny introduced "GAY SEX ONLY" Bathrooms in all stores.
1spades5 2 years ago
it would say LIVE not happening now.
010arman010 2 years ago
Hmm. It would be a bit weird/scary if the web really did crash and loose all data... since we all rely on it so much...
tbucko1 2 years ago 4
Yeah, but how is that even possible? All servers in the world get wiped? Not really.
nformby 2 years ago
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mclovinfry 2 years ago
oz noes
deadagain33 2 years ago
LOLZZ
gamecarde 2 years ago
LOLZ
SatanMorocc 2 years ago
damn all data lost .. all porn lost OMG i cant live SHIT
5tyl3 2 years ago 53
@5tyl3
Luckily I downloaded all the porn (legal in Canada) before the internet crashed. I'll send you the files - oh wait, I can't send you the porn I HAVE NO EMAIL!
Yawehplaneswalker616 7 months ago
now I know how to crash the internet lol :P
WeirdBoi75 2 years ago
Almost had me for awhile but this cant be real.
clixsyt 2 years ago
>_>
massampage 2 years ago
You reckon? ; )
balucious 2 years ago
yeah because you're watching a youtube video while its telling you this
if all data was lost you wouldn't be sitting here watching a video because the data for it would be lost
aaaaaa what happenned why are people so stupid :(
heyyougooutside 2 years ago
What are you trying to prove? I already said that it couldn't be real.
clixsyt 2 years ago
...
orangefan9 2 years ago
hahahahhahhahkahkhakjhahahahahjkhakhhaa
idaman112 2 years ago
This is fucking hilarious!XD
clickydamir 2 years ago
This a good video but thats terrible news for me
moneyisdamotive 2 years ago
This shouldn't get views. This person stole this from The Onion. You can find their channel on YouTube, and please watch the content that they created there.
Sublastic 2 years ago 4
Yeah, I agree. But at least the Onion aren't crying to Google telling them to delete all of the copied youtube clips. Like Fox etc.
So thank you, Onion.!
nformby 2 years ago
2:28 LOL
d1341994 2 years ago
what a great gag! would be so funny if all of the internet was suddenly gone :D
rx7m9nf27te3xsc 2 years ago
ive watched like 10 of these and i believed them to say anything bad i know im a fucking retard
ProfessorPop 2 years ago
:( i feel like an idiot....i thought this was real at first
fastfoodrapper321 2 years ago
lol too much, too much bullshit
this never happened
DannyDOdoubleG 2 years ago
give us a hug
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jeraldmcginnis 2 years ago
don't worry guys I have got the whole thing backed up
sickofpeoplesshit 2 years ago 3
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chessguru 2 years ago
Ctrl-Alt-Deleting myself :D
YuRandyCs360 2 years ago
LOL!
parkyoshin 2 years ago
lmao
HarVeryCool 2 years ago
Is this real? WTF I've never heard of this before
outking12 2 years ago
Try google "onion movie" :)
This is just for fun ^^
rokhstar 2 years ago
Hahaha, no. Hilarious though, right?
I love the Onion. Satirical news ftw.
Seffyzero 2 years ago
FAIL
Ra2Modder 2 years ago
lmfao, fucking PZ internet.
MainTrainCSS 2 years ago
"i feel like Ctrl-Alt-Deleting myself" rofl
ZackMcLeish13 2 years ago 4
ROFL
Heinidam 2 years ago
wow I'm going to do everything that guy did so that I can crash the internet,too
lol I love TheOnion
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MeLiizZaaH 2 years ago
In my last comment, I tried to make it as obvious as possible that I was joking. I wanted to see how obviously ridiculous I could make my comments before people realized that nobody could really be that stupid.
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undeadpyco 2 years ago
lol A.N.N. if u blieve this than...
kill urself
dogwhatthefuck 2 years ago
and plus, the internet's been around 4 like 100 yrs and suddinly this guy crashs it just by loding to many apps. wow, this is def crap
p.s. im a comp sci major in gud academic standing sereislee...and im rely gud at speling words rite
qyamay07 2 years ago
lulz retard
Piercepb1996 2 years ago
No the internet has not been around for 100 years, first of all. second do u realy belive this ??? u are stupid then =)
ghostbumm 2 years ago
its satire, these guys are not serious.
silver5149 2 years ago 3
wait...i dont remember this happening, i think they made this up besides how would the internet crash -- its not like its all stord on thu same komputor
qyamay07 2 years ago
omg, mass commerical! O.O
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AngelsJester 2 years ago
nigga's stealin' from the onion
swindle1989 2 years ago
hahah... this is hiarious!....
soaflo 2 years ago
This poser never once credits The Onion. To find The Onions 140+ videos, search "The Onion" in Youtube and click their account. Also, if you think this is real then you're a dumbass, and if you have sarcastic friends they probably think you are too.
eviltube1111 2 years ago
i feel like ctrl alt deleting myself...
ims0f4t99 2 years ago
Die hard 4 . WTF !!!!!!
elmuerto47 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing...
Khirana88 2 years ago
He was lying anyway, youtube my ass, he was surfing porn and having cybersex with his net Girlfriend Inga from Stockholm (Billy-Bob from Ohio)
CTNZ2000 2 years ago
just imagine thought if the internet did actually crash alot of buisness would crash and alot of chaos would happen lol =P
ltangol 2 years ago 3
lol so many people think this is real hahahaha
chrisduffer7 2 years ago 3
could any1 reply to my comment?
i dont get it, this vid. is sayin that the internet crash happened cuz of one man multitaskin on his comp? so this man didnt sent a virus but was just doin multiple of stuff on his internet?
wait a minute is this fake? i dont remeber this and this just happened on 07?
FcorruptGov 2 years ago
Wow some people r so retarded. can't you tell when somthing is fake??? Well, it's not really fake. It's supposed to be a comedy
vampiresmile15 2 years ago 2
ight, chill out
some ppl might believe wat the onion news has to say like this vid. if it is their first time, dont tell me u thought this was fake right after u saw the first onion news
GUYS this is onion news, this is FAKE
i relized on my 2nd time watchin onion news
FcorruptGov 2 years ago
Onion news things are comedy acts. Not true. or supposed to be.
Radmanlive 2 years ago 2
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shmayy 2 years ago
How could internet crash ? Wtf ? Besides i dont remember this crash ... this is suspiciuos....
2easyftw 2 years ago
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Mooguy01 2 years ago
that would be catastrophic!
the government does not have a backup of the internet..... LOL
seaweedbeach 2 years ago
isn't this kinda stolen from the "myspace has crashed" thingie?
Deafsty 2 years ago
Actually, that guy stole the idea from The Onion. Check out the post dates.
eviltube1111 2 years ago
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Craig or Craigslist.
LOL
Xesum 2 years ago
Wow. SO GOOD.
torturedsinger 2 years ago
Hilarious, and the sad thing is people really do multitask like that.
Caveboy0 2 years ago
I think this perfectly displays the dependancy most people have of the internet. Awesome! Bring back Brass Eye!!!! :D
Lamiae19 2 years ago
No shit it's fake, how the fuck do you think where watching this on youtube?
baskinghobo 2 years ago 3
Lulz
supdawg444 2 years ago
LMAO people are so retarded this is fake. It never happened, and it can't.
But, IF it happened life would be like prison.
XinayShin 2 years ago 3
It did. It effectivly did. Teh slammer virus. BUT no data was lost(Some might was)
isaaccade 2 years ago
you're retarded.
Thugmunk 2 years ago 4
Google it. Its a little website called google(dot)com Try it someday and google Slammer Virus.
isaaccade 2 years ago
to isaaccade: maybe YOU should try it before you post it. i did exactly as you sed. no such as thing as a slammer virus you fucking dumb ass
CoD4evr 2 years ago
Work on spelling. Now go to google and search Slammer Virus and see the first link? Well, there you go. Learn to learn and see.
isaaccade 2 years ago
ok u got me there, i did find it. but still, 75,000 people isn't exactly the whole internet.
CoD4evr 2 years ago
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so gay. backup of the entire internet. impossible. to big. plus 94% of countries income cant come from the internet. who ever belives this is retarded
dgx123458 2 years ago
its meant to be fake
nylx2 2 years ago 4
The chances of Internet crashing are very close to none, because it's a decentralized system...
JimStreet7 2 years ago
this vid is hillarious!!!!! mad me laugh my balls off
williamblake69 2 years ago 2
LMAO!!!!!!
williamblake69 2 years ago
lolz we are all going to die if we dont have internet and life will suck more than anything because of it
thats what this vid taught me...
monstersupra808 2 years ago
think about this how can the intire internet lose every thing in 07 but youtube and other sites have vids rom 06
bigT8214 2 years ago