Snakes on a Plane - The TV Edit - The famous line

[veldross1]

0:14 I'm about to open some freakin windows *draws gun*

0:18 *holsters gun*

[iamthebest5141]

@veldross1 hahahahaha

[TheMotionMan112]

snakes fight monkeys? never knew that.

[TheJbloom]

"Chya havin?"

"Snake burgers"

"Snake burgers!!! The corner stone of any nutritious breakfast"

[phoenix75888]

This has to the funniest TV censored line EVER.

LOL @ 0:05 the guy sleeping through all the "monkey fightin" screaming

[MrDmerch17]

Jules: Now get my wallet out of that bag.

Ringo: Which one is it?

Jules: It's the one that says Bad Monkeyfighter.

[AstatineMime]

I can watch this for hours and not get bored of it.

[kevslf1]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snails in this motherfuckin' caravan! Everybody strap in, we're about to open some plexiglass windows.

[Khaied345]

Enough, is ENOUGH! I have had it with these Monkeyfyin' snakes in this moninfrydin' plane! Everybody, strap in!

[xXZenislevXx]

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[ARavingLooony]

so have i samuel so have i

[TheJbloom]

"We gotta clear snakes on the cockpit"

"Yeah, yeah..clear--."

"I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A GOD DAMN THING"

[MrSamjackass]

Samuel: Enough is enough! I've had it with these mother Fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane! Everybody Strap in!

Herbert the pervert: Did he say strap in or strap on?

[joeyasaperson]

@MrSamjackass strap in.

[BlazemyHaze22]

@MrSamjackass That wasnt funny at all just letting you know

[MrSamjackass]

@BlazemyHaze22 -.-'

[jigsaw80puppet]

@MrSamjackass Fucking leave you 10 year old piece of shit.

[TheMasterFlay]

@MrSamjackass lol you are a lame mothafucka

[discotime624]

No words... I want to laugh really hard, but nothing comes out. This video is just bizarre.

[markymarkbb]

Bleeps would have sounded better

[deadguy718]

ENGLISH MONDAY TO FRIDAY, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[TheSlickAndroid]

because they really couldn't just change it to "mother freaking."

[Izanamias]

pulp fictions references ftw

[Izanamias]

i freaking love this scene and all these monkey fighting comments

[Kritickos]

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying MONKEYFIGHTER, monkeyfighter."

[caagmaster278]

Whatchoo talkin' about willis??

[redvillain6]

My day has just been made...

[bellatoris1026]

i love how this movie is so awful, yet so many people have seen it and know this scene. lol.



[TheSlickAndroid]

@bellatoris1026 in a way this movie is so awful, its actually hilarious.

[spot439]

This is my senior quote <3

[itsthelolocaust]

I have never seen that many black people on a plane.

[veldross1]

You lucky I'm going through a transitional period right now or you'd be dead as monday to friday chicken.

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

Way to ruin it.

[SamSchreiber12]

Man, Monday to Friday planes piss me off too.

[InfiniteCharade]

"We have to edit the movie for TV? Well in that case... We're going to do it on MY terms. What's the most ridiculous thing you can think of?"

[killer92173]

Epic Fail!! XD

[Seckretspy]

anyone here come from the treehouse series?

[mrcheeta28]

Sometimes substitute editing for movies work and sometimes they don't, monkeyfighters lol

[KahlanPendragon]

I love Monday to Friday planes.

[juliansk8metal]

mother funny plane wtf!!!

[Rousalaine]

Jesus titty fucking Christ! What a total motherfucking bunch of fucking cowardly cunts. I've had it with this motherfucking censorship of this motherfucking movie.

[Vagitables]

Did you see my dick, I have a curved dick. curved. dick.

[TinnedWaffles]

*holds up gun dramatically*TIME TO OPEN SOME FREAKING WINDOWS

*puts gun away*

[lolliepop90]

Does someone need to tell him that it also runs on Saturdays?

[themadhatter10771]

this is seriously the most ghetto name for a movie ever....uts about snakes on a plane, so its called snakes on a plane.....

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

@themadhatter10771 ... What else would you call it?

[themadhatter10771]

@CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy idk something other than "Snakes on a Plane"

[annoyngdevil]

DOES THE SNAKE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[PettyPettyWoodChuck]

@annoyngdevil what?

[blah3189]

We gotta clear the snakes outta the cockpit!

Yeah, yeah; clear the snakes outta the cockpit, yeah

[Trueblackness12]

@blah3189 That's the part I notice every time lol. Wtf is with Kenan? 

[KrystalGlass]

I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!

Everybody strap in, we about open some freakin windows.

*Looks at gun* But not with this, its too dangerous.

[brainsbeer5]

It was dubbed pretty well, sounded like Samuel L Jackson, and lip sync was pretty good, shame he said some random bullshit though.

[10DegreesBelow]

@DragonZxREBORN I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN' ARROWS IN THESE MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY KNEES!

[bigcheesy95]

he takes out his gun for no other reason than to strike a pose with it. then he puts back. boy was this a shitty movie

[McZachary44]

It would have made more since if instead of doing all that, they could have just cut out "I've had it with this monkey fighting snakes..." so it would've went like "Clear the snakes out of the cock pit? to "Everybody strap in! It's time to open some freakin' windows". That would've been less cheesy right?

[mrtherocker1231]

i have had it with mucking fied snakes on this money fried plane

[10DegreesBelow]

@mrtherocker1231 You have terrible hearing.

[LatestLyrix]

I have had it with these Monkey Fighting Snakes on this Monday to Friday Plane!

[ozguitarplaya]

i have had it with these MOTHER FUCKING SKYRIM JOKES on the MOTHER FUCKING INTERNET



[ASoGBuzzkill]

@ozguitarplaya you fail at getting a thumbs up

[nataliexelaine1]

Did he say "Monday to Friday plane"? Omfg. I am SCREAMING.

[xmysticangelxx]

"Monkey fighting" and "money frying"?!? Lmao WTF? Damn these are some crafty snakes.

[ZodLex]

@xmysticangelxx It sounds nothing like "Money frying". It's "Monday to Friday".

[Baseball5030]

Whoa pal, they're African-American fighting snakes.

[DigitalRealmStudios]

Die Hard With A Vengeance:

"Not all brothas' know how to shoot, you racist MELON-FARMER..."

[TylerPlaysCOD]

lol at the end he pulls out his gun just to put it back

[Shamilton91]

lmfaoo i hatee tv edits! my gosh they are horrible.

[Bobobidobo2]

MELON FARMING EDITS

[Cerbersus1]

LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[shynaruto99]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE

[shynaruto99]

I remember seeing this on t.v 2 years ago it killed me then , it killed me now

[themutantgerbil]

Well at least this time he shouted in an apocalyptic evil animal situation a shark didn't own him from behind :/

[JackDaScarecrow]

I died.....

[TheJbloom]

English MONKEYFIGHTER, do you speak it?

[WowSheWentToJared]

@TheJbloom I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane! lol

[TheJbloom]

@WowSheWentToJared Monkey flghting ? Monday to Friday? I am down

[CEnitemare76]

Lol!!!!! Im so glad somone put this up

[enkuroichigo]

@critietaeta hahahahahaha

[MichiLiebe]

I think I saw Jackie Brown on TV once and the edit for motherfucker was melon feeler and mother lover

[TheTopMostDog]

Rofl is this a legit dub?

[hermanmunster2002]

...monkey fightin' snakes on this Monday to Friday plane...yep, fits well.

[UnstableUranium]

He takes his gun out just to say that line. Then very quickly puts it back

[MrThapelo71]

monkey man monkey

[TheEpicawesometime]

MGM sent me!

[MysteryGuitarMan]

MGM sent me!

[casadoalfredo]

@MysteryGuitarMan MGM te trouxe aqui?Caramba sério isso? :D

[casadoalfredo]

mysteryguitarman!!! :D

[TheFlinglish]

SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU MONDAY TO FRIDAYER I DOUBLE DARE YOU! SAY WHAT ONE MORE LORD HATING TIME!

[Jukebox36O]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN' SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!?!

Strap in...

We're about to open some freakin windows

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!

[ScootinFruity]

-Pulls out gun- "We're about to open some freakin windows."

-Puts away gun- "But not with this, it's dangerous."

[Navan1991]

@ScootinFruity LMFAO.

[YounggJewelz]

MONDAY DA FRIDAY PLANE

[videomaker359]

I Have had it with that Mother fucking Mashed Potatoes!

[HopelessRomantic999]

FAIL!

[JTeeProductions]

LMFAO!

[MagicTurdd]

@DragonZxREBORN wow that was so funny... bet thats what my great great grand mother thought too... fucking nerd fag

[TheIm2BiZ11]

"Well I'm a mushroom cloud dying monkeyfighter, muthalova. Anytime when I touch my hands, I'm superfly TNT! In fact, what the heck am I doing here in the front of this car?! You the monkeyfighter that caused this. We freakin switching. I'm cleaning the windows and you washing up this filthy brother here!"

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@TheIm2BiZ11 HAHAHAH

[TenWhoWereTaken]

What's the deal with TV edits in the USA? Is this a daytime version? You're allowed to swear on TV at night, right?

[HazeErr0r]

Enough is Enough! I've had it with these motherfucking arrows in these motherfucking knees!

[marcus4761]

I used to open windows on planes, then I took an arrow to the knee...

[FuckingDracula]

@marcus4761 Enough is enough, I've had it with these motherfucking arrows in those motherfucking knees!

[FuckingDracula]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING EDITS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING TV

[TheUncouthNation]

@FuckingDracula Enough is enough. I have had it with these Monkey fightin edits on my monday through friday tv! *

[vivelhistoire]

Eeeuh... what happens if you open the windows on the plane?

[vanhalenfan74729]

DOES! HE! LOOK!? LIKE! A BISCUIT?!

NO!

Then why you try to fool him like a biscuit?

I didn't

Yes ya did! Yes ya did! And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fooled by nobody but Mrs. Wallace.

[vanhalenfan74729]

Kill Bill: My name is Buck... and I like to *Party*

[chillikid93]

Haha FX is so racist! Monkey fighting? The plane was full of black people fighting snakes. That's fucking hilarious

[yaboyclear]

do planes go monday to friday?

[babyjoker561]

think i spelled hilarios wrongdont laugh at me

[babyjoker561]

watchin now on fx it jus passed... but it was so funny i had to look it up.. hahahaha tv editing is hilarios

[Atriz41]

@babyjoker561 same here...watchin on FX right now and did the same thing

[babyjoker561]

@Atriz41 hahaha thats wassup bout now doe

[spjfrat]

Does the plane have the weekend off?

[sinojtjej]

*Takes out gun, puts it back.*

[PlaymakerSeries]

@sinojtjej LMAO - great catch!

[marsvin55]

lol whuut aint it supose to be fuck and fucking? =S

[MARI06OO]

im tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane

da faq?

[TheJbloom]

"I have had it with these Monday to Friday snakes on these monkey too fighting planes"

[TheFr3sh1]

LmaOo

[mothrasaurus]

Dear TV editors,

We can't fight monkeys. We don't even have arms! Their brain is much bigger than ours, and they know how to use knives. Please stop saying we can do things we can't.

Yours truly,

Bob the Garter Snake

P.S. The plane also runs on Saturdays and Sundays

[icecool1065]

@mothrasaurus Nice work copying somebody elses joke.

[DII117]

@mothrasaurus Snakes fight mongoose and other marsupials all the time.

[ronnysoeberg]

@DII117 And they lose.

[abgersaurus]

@mothrasaurus nice name you've got there saurus :D

[Taigacan]

@mothrasaurus there are PLENTY of snake species that eat monkeys lol, and a couple in this movie couldve xD

[MPSecare]

.....what? haha

[BoStErO1905]

why monkey fighting? racist?

[limyohwan]

what in the fuck



[PROTOKALL]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTIN' SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!!

[tubenachos]

The funniest part is the dubbing sounds pretty smooth. LOL

[mikenike123454]

You gotta see the TV edit of Ghostbusters.

"Your Honor, our systems were working fine untill our power grid was turned off by Wally Wick, here." "Is this true?" "Yes, sir. This man is a rodent, but I'm not sure which."

TV needs to leave certain lines alone just because they're famous.

[tricksterhuaun]

Pulp Fiction tv edit:

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HAIR?

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYIN TO MESS WITH HIM?

[25Robbo25]

Worst movie ever!!

[jellywillreturn]

Must have been a slow flight...

[devashor]

did he say strap in or strap on?

[NicoNicoSmiles]

Yippee-Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon

[TheMeanGreenGoblin]

That's why I only drink Samuel Jackson. "Mmmm, mmmm, It'll getcha drunk!!"

[MrMatto91]

I just love who he says it like its the actual line.

[JustAnEpicPerson]

WHY FX

[ProfGlitch]

OPEN SOME freakin WINDOWS

[Mokurentate]

What.

[critietaeta]

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A FISH

[AtheismCentral]

He pulls out his gun and puts it back.

[bloo96]

@critietaeta Explains why that shark ate him in Deep Blue Sea.

[Mineav]

Strong, strong words. My virgin ears will never be the same.

[goddessnoire]

wow fx you're streets BEHIND!

[splewy]

LMAO, epic silliness.

1.When in this movie did the snakes fight monkeys?

2. What planes only fly Monday to Friday?

[Regginyaga]

Samuel L. Jackson in Samuel L. Jacksons on a Samuel L. Jackson

[theSuperMetroid02]

Now we'd have to be talking about one charming mighty-friendly snake!

[SummonerX]

Soo...

The plane runs from Monday to Friday?

[XxPainIsOnlyAWordxX]

XD the Tv-edit new Friday The 13th is way funnier :D

[SirFlufferbot]

How did I get here from Mortal combat

[MrPendejo1321]

samuel l jackson: grade A badass

[theforsakenpiggies]

Same.

[brenttisepic2010]

wow, thats really retarded

[CommandoReko]

I'VE HAD WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!

[FilmTrailersChannel]

At 0:04 - You clearly see that the shot has been reversed on Kenan.

[kaybayallday]

Lol, Keenon looks so scared.

[Dudinator123]

"Now watch as I DESTROY these ROBOTIC SNAKES with my LASER PISTOL! Than i'll find the BAD PEOPLE and give them BOXED LUNCHES! "

[Vendosser]

anyone else notice the acronym for Snakes on a Plane is S.O.A.P.?

[Mbombed]

movie sucked so much its good 

[JakeIsProbablyANinja]

I was brought here by minecraft

[GeorgieTheKilljoy]

Monday to friday xD

[wiseidiot5763]

(pulls out gun)

"We're about to open some freakin windows"

(puts away the gun)

"But not with this. That would be dangerous."

[TedMan55]

@wiseidiot5763 you just won the internet

[HiddenFacedMatt]

What instrument was used at 0:15-0:18?

[BoJanglezzzzzz]

@HiddenFacedMatt Pretty sure that's just some kind of synthesiser, doesn't sounds like any instrument I know (I used to play in a symphony orchestra), and definitely sounds electric

[a1374034]

@HiddenFacedMatt It's the crocodile bite sound from Banjo-Kazooie.

[87thiare]

i grow intolerant of these malevolent slithering reptiles, on this bloody aircraft

[1320viper]

monkey fight? monday to friday?

[Z0MGMaTT]

*Pulls gun out.. puts gun away*

[toomanymutants]

FX, you are a Monday to Friday.

ARE YOU SERIOUS MONDAY-FRIDAY PLANE NICE EDIT FX