Why Did the Sloth Cross the Road?

[Automaticlol1]

Did it get run over? 0_0

[KobietaArtura]

jaki kochany zwierzaczek!!

[horsesandacorns2503]

lololol. when it looks at the camera it looks high.

[zarcnest]

so happy that sloths are really slow... if this slot was able to MOVE REALLY FAST, i would start flipping tables! like this (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[bony335]

can they be deadly?

[MeInHighDefinition]

It looks like it's high. Seriously. :'D

[TheAdeleLonestar]

You are wonderful for standing vigil as this little guy crossed the road! Thank you for the video as well, it was sweet!

[bringmeabananabitch]

Hahahaha, I love how it starts crawling after the traffic!

[AnimeMasterUPLOADER]

no...the question is "how LONG did it take for the sloth to cross the road"

[sarcasticoldbastard]

hope hes not dragging his balls on the pavement

[pilivon]

Hey, you! Not so fast!

[CommanderZealot]

Watch this while listening to Vangelis - Chariots of fire (  /watch?v=TYJzcUvS_NU )

[Dylan20121]

fucking pick it up you retard! looking how fucking slow its moving do you honestly think it'll have the energy to attack you if you pick it up!

[Koostbraaksel]

@Dylan20121 Yeah, lets pick up a wild animal, that will work.

[Dylan20121]

@Koostbraaksel yeah cuse sloth's have been known to attack people. lets not get it out the road to stop it getting run over.

[Koostbraaksel]

@Dylan20121 It didn't get run over did it?

[Dylan20121]

@Koostbraaksel no but they could have helped it. the people speeding past didn't seem to give a shit

[Koostbraaksel]

@Dylan20121 Sloths are common there, why would they?

Also, sloths are covered in bacteria, unless you want infections I wouldn't touch them.

[sambca5759]

0:34 scared me to hell

[FANOFWAR34]

To get to the other Vagina, WHAT Vagina.

[tampertt]

Oh my, now I can't stop thinking about all those sloths trying to cross a road and get run over :(

[tspirit99]

Most probably the only animal i feel sorry for and i don't even know why.

[ladiesman800]

justin beiber without makeup

[MrDuderivers]

common youtube user

[mfrankie1994]

I can make it Icahn do is 00:33u know I'm gonna take a nap

[turbopower130]

thats me coming home from the bar

[SerenityCrysweet]

hey im de sloth man dont talk like that to me buddy lol

[MiniDress360]

Wow, evolution sure skipped this animal

[srdjanjiji]

the reason sloths move so slow is because they live off of leaves so they have almost no muscle fibers.

[RelatedGiraffe]

What has happened on its back?

[TheLennonlegends]

i take it people call fat fucks sloths cause they move slow not cause they eat leaves? maybe they should have a bit more in common with the sloth

[yannpip]

HES TOO HIGH TO CROSS THE ROAD SAVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[Nady197]

that fvckn scares me :o

[AlisonChaines]

Amazing animals!

[vitezom]

god damn what is that ?

[Bertje4CS]

Actually this is a fast animal .. damn.

[XxTh3J0kerxX]

He's all like "fuck im high."

[AlisonChaines]

@XxTh3J0kerxX That is the funniest comment I've ever read! LOL

[LoveGiuly98]

Awwwwwww :3

[kyphoscoliosis]

I can't accurately express how badly I want to hug that sloth.

[wooitsme64]

should really stop watching clips of sloths now

[ilovedraconian]

@wooitsme64 Same, they look like Muppet's though. Fascinating to watch!

[leongoesshaving]

why am i watching this , how did i get here

[postmann1000]

SOUTH PARK I FOUND MANBEARPIG!

[urb3stm8]

I wonder how it would crawl when its actually dying.

[Themerc240]

"They're endangered, you say?"

"Fuck ya they're endangered!"

[lynnej1970]

i want to own a sloth,,why are they leaving their trees?

[Kingofcorrect]

he's smiling the whole time too, what a ham.

[Kingofcorrect]

he's like a stoner or a drunk guy crossing the road. "Don't fall asleep!"

[Clarence055]

POKEBALL

GO!

[buschdebusch]

they´re so cute :)

[childofworld]

god damn, he's so ugly

[Nerwik]

1. turn your monitor around 90 degrees to the left

2. Sloth is now super active, climbing upwards!

[JohnTehPainter]

@Nerwik droi

[HelpFUT11]

This is how I get home on a friday night tbh

[lispectorando]

they can swim reasonably fast, though.

[malihardi]

that sloth is so cute

[1111krol]

sloths are like teenagers: lazy, unimpressed by anything and just dont give a fuck :)

[rakatanttttt]

0:38 "i want to run like they doo"

[NiceGuy784]

0:34 Sloth:"Just taking a little nap"

[NarutoUzumachi97]

CAUSE YOURE AN UGLY FUCK!

[yuki9481]

よく見ると手も足も爪先だけで体を支えてる。凄い・・。

[d7eemah]

على زبي العموم هههههههههه

[cardbox94]

that sloth reminds me of Uboa 0.o

[XtReAm1000]

it looks like an old, hairy man :D

[yosoyelkebab]

Los perezosos son unos increíbles animales.

[AHappyPumkin]

so cute

[lemob182]

disgusting creature

[StoneSlinging]

@lemob182 why? he didn't do anything wrong, we humans are discusting creatures, look what we are doing to this planet.

[gideonMorrison]

@lemob182 That's what I said to your mom when I climbed off her last night.

[bayonle1998]

0:40 "HEY WTF MAN? IM TRYNA SLEEP!"

[Valcrio]

LOOOOL @ 0:35

[Hraesvellger]

Help him, fuckers. 

[THX1146]

He would look more natural crawling out of flying saucer wreckage.Its like hes lost and fighting gravity.Its really weird and sad looking.

[GlamourDanielle]

dude i swaer its slower than a turtle!!

[BunnysiEat]

Whats that thing on its back?

[mmsbludhound]

I have the instinctive desire to expedite its crossing by kicking it in the butt.

[MrBoelbo]

- To get to the other vagina! Vagina! He wanna have sex with your vagina! Uuuuuh!

[SuperGirlyPunch]

it looks like its been hit before just saying cause its back is curved

[UnKnOwSoLDiERGR]

i scare them

[camo1086]

I just don't know how in the hell these things survive as a species. They are so slow with little defensive skills except camouflage  but i guess being slow is another form of camouflage also.

[YoCazure]

I think his Hangover is huge...

[TheTallMan35]

Yep...he's been drinking again.

[xTheWarlordx]

Why in all sloth videos people speak english? when they're in costa rica lol, theres conspiration goin on !!

[mizzzscoco]

to make the old man feel better

[magicalFrogOfDarknes]

ayyy faultiere sind sooo süß :D

[CrazYVolumE]

how does such a species survive? lol

[trinhphams]

i wonder what would happen if you give a sloth an energy drink ... haha

[petvet95]

@trinhphams Or a xtc pil ;)

[Youhavebeenbanned]

@trinhphams how about cocaine?

[doujindance]

pretty.

[ThaSquarefoot]

Beacause he was too fast for his family!

[UlrichBechir]

Reminds me of some of my students...

[Butterflyy19]

I don't care how many disgusting creatures live in their fur. I would just pick it up and cuddle it! It's so cute!

[xCayLikesConfettix]

"Dont fall asleep, wake up!" *car zooms by* XD

[cs512tr]

i dont care what people say, i think these creatures are adorable.

[MEGARETH69]

This sloth has killed the wolverine from X man.

[lazerbeamcat]

"uhh, I crawled two inches now I'm tired, lemme take a nap in the middle of the road for a few hours then ill crawl another two inches" -___- lmfao

[LoveRandomVideos09]

lol dont fall asleep

[itsmebrad19]

"Dude, were did i put those Doritos"

[TheIonutStanciu]

I guess we don't descend from monkeys, but sloths. Kinda looks like me after a party night lol

[DoodleMonster]

Reminds me of my Grandmother.

[ImaazeDa3th]

really weird and really really scary animal

[steelhelex]

Hey! WHy not help the buddy!!?

[insivonlestate]

why he always smile?

[Noklai14]

it would suck if it would turn back when it made it to the other side xD

[EnZo0o0o0o0o0o]

1. Mute this video.

2. Open a new YouTube browser.

3. Search, Vangelis - Chariots of Fire

4. Play this video and the song together for ultimate win.

[RokinRonanProduction]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o lol

[elmaximoexponenteeee]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o lol

[BradENewman]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o works well

[MegaGenerator]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o no, "The jaws" movie soundtrack will be better)))

[ThePlasticBowl]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o LOL that was awesome

[Kackfloete]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o i love you, you are my hero!

[takeaway19]

@EnZo0o0o0o0o0o

*watches video* *cheers on* yaaaaa!!! yaaaaayyyyyyy!! you can do this!! *expects to get disappointed seeing sloth get run over and getting ready to.. aw... :(* :P see ending... XD that was awesome!! whos up 4 round 2!!?

[42funfacts]

aw he looks so happy

[Bangin4Money]

Theres his vagina on his back

[ASHTONlover900]

loook at the claws on that thing!

[nnnnnn605]

why was there a hole in his back??

[hunterguilbeaux]

1:00 OMFG IM ON YOUTUBE :D

[Horrorgek1]

@hunterguilbeaux

hahahahhaahh

[SashaSimone07]

im glad u helped the sloth out. those things sort of freak me out. lol!

[MKWFreeze1]

WOW THATS THE ONLY SLOTH ON THE GROUND! Because Apparently The Cant Touch The Ground?

[SaraTobias]

Look at all the bugs crawling all over that thing!! I wouldn't pick it up either!

[greeneyes2011]

Sloths are just the cutest!

[pboo777]

that yellow spot on its back looked like a hole O.o

[xforce687]

Why did the sloth cross the road, oh wait he hasn't haha Love those creatures!

[bigcoolviking]

MAN THAT BEAST IS SO CUTE even cuter than a meerkat!

[zincink]

He doesn't have a tree :(

[MsSkateboardP]

lol aww thats so funny, he was falling asleep ahaah

and im sure no one thought to pick up a sloth til the dumb r kelly video. their claws are VERY sharp

[dcs290]

i wanna see one go from north africa to asia D::D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:

[PatrikMik8080]

Sid!!!!

[DankDroBlunt1]

Does it take a rocket scientist to tell you to pick it up its not gonna bite...

[LethalCssPlayer]

Are they mean? .... Yes they will rip you apart and eat you incredibly slowly. Because they are violent and evil human hating creatures. Seriously people can be stupid sometimes.

[mavenofficial]

whats up with his back?

[DJPissOnUrMom]

best video ever

[mrjesperlindberg]

What is that

[Br3zizH]

because he liked turtles

[shaunskii1]

it looks at the camera thinking " fuck off"

[pillowsinmypants]

Don't fall asleep! WAKE UP! lol

[LeahLobotomy]

Fuck yeah they're endangered lol

[berlingirlie]

enter your text here.

[Topstud4u]

Prime example of how compassionate Americans are!

[MrSuperMarek]

this thing is weird

[4shacks1house]

Way too much PCP.....

[VforVendicta]

why not just pick it up?

[Lechoni21]

@VforVendicta they have long sharp claws and they won't doubt about using them

[ggnorelawl]

@VforVendicta because the fur is full of insects and algae...

[Sellennaaa]

@VforVendicta Possible rabies.

[sorakheart]

@VforVendicta they are super agressive and dangerous they can even kill you with their super strong arms no kidding.....

[SanneBree]

@VforVendicta Yeah, one would think that... but they stink quite a bit and are covered with green fungus.

And it's probably always best to respect wild animals and give them their space. Especially when they can't run away from you ;-)

[GUnit187]

@VforVendicta

And get rabies? Nah..

[OliverE36]

@VforVendicta and get hospitalised because of scars and rabies, sloth's may look cute but they can be deadly when threatened, no joke

[L0veUndertaker]

They walk really weired.. :/  . Cute though :)

[Pipokinha33]

to get to the other side

[L0v3ology]

Sloths are reincarnated stoners.

[MEEHOWtv]

@L0v3ology

lol xD

[SMGstriings]

@L0v3ology haaaaahahahahahah no way. me and my buddy had this conversation while we were stoned a few  days ago. that's so funny.

[EricWolfborn]

Perfect example of being way too mellow for you own good.

[futebolarte3]

Looks like me when I wake up in the morning.

[JeDaaRe1]

They cross the road because rich people want their stupid villa's to be built in the forests were these animals used to live!

[xxxxxxBEXxxxxxx]

I just wanna hug him!!! <333

[xxxxxxBEXxxxxxx]

That is the cutest thing I have ever seen! Well done for looking after the little furry guy, I bet he appreciated it :)

[1990GuitarLover]

@xxxxxxBEXxxxxxx i bet he thought "why the hell are those guys filming me. and why do they move so fast"

at 00:10 I thought it was going after the camera guy xD

[xxxxxxBEXxxxxxx]

@1990GuitarLover Haha! And at 1:00 I swear he's smiling, CUTIE!!! *heart melts* this video restores my faith in the human race :)

[kevvelito95]

wtf is that? is it justin bieber?

[TheMicija]

pick him up!!!

[xyzdorky66]

you ever watch those creepy puppet shows from the '80's like the labyrinth

doesnt this creature look like it belonged in fiction?

[KruzifyX]

It's actually Osama Bin Laden, Jesus, what did they do to him?

[ZoneTricks]

this thing looks like it will rip your eyes out with its claws

[fredster0505]

@AlexmymanHD fuck off you little fanboy. who cares??

[SuperCobra1993]

you are a good person

[xXDextorXx]

@AlexmymanHD what a stalker :D

[airsoftsniper5195]

What the helll ! i wanted to know why the sloth crossed the road ! FML

[pokekid2008]

That sloths Kinda acts like me...I fall asleep during class XD

[MoskaDubStep7]

this animal does not look like it belongs on earth. those claws? and no fingers? just? what the fuck is this?! i understand most evolution theories and what not, but this?! ARGH.

[iAMFaZzaHD]

he is easily the coolist sloth i know :|

[MrPeeKaBooMx]

Omg, He Looks So Cool! :D <3.

[97kaio]

That shit is soo freaking ugly holycrap.

[GoldenACENation]

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