Average Asian Birthday

[TheMGwon]

omg nike one was fucked up lol

[BelleAndTheBoy]

How long until 'being good at breakdancing' becomes part of the Asian stereotype? All the best b-boys are Asian, just look at Hyun Joon.

[regiraver]

Hey guys, I'm looking for a MadTv skit I saw a few months ago with Bobby Lee and Will Sasso where Sasso convinces Lee to pretend to be gay with him so they can get more girls and it ended up with both of them spending their entire lives acting like a gay couple and never get with woman. It's funny because it seems like Will's characters intentions were to be gay with Bobby for life. I can't find the video on YouTube and was wondering if anyone knows the link to it. Thanks heaps everyone :)

[see46]

I'm Vietnamese. I get treated like this all the time!!!! hahahahaha ive lived in the states all of my life and act whiter then bleach

[alvarezdhy]

watch something funny

youtube user mychonny

[MrLilking95]

MOTHAFUCKAS karate isnt chinese and kimchi isnt japanese and oragami isnt korean!!!!!!!!!

[Protectobot]

One of the many reasons this sketch is funny is cos Bobby Lee just plays a 'normal' guy who's not trying to be the funny guy, but funny things happen to him. He's usually the goofball character in his sketches, so it's kinda like turning the tables on him :)

[daniyellowjello]

It's satire you idiots! Im Asian, this is my favorite skit. It shows how ignorant a lot of people are.

[vasilia1994]

I'm chinese XD I like this show.

[elhero213]

I'm Mexican and i find this hilarious.

[Vietboy1st]

STUPID RACIST IDOIOT STEREOTYPE AMERICANS ... THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKE EM.. LOL..

[sarahreireiviolet]

@Vietboy1st hey I'm from Japan and I'm alright with it

[The617Viet]

@Vietboy1st lol hi dung nice to see you here

[Vietboy1st]

@The617Viet STAAALLLKKKEERRR!!!

[The617Viet]

@Vietboy1st just wanted to see some madtv and here you are

[DemonXY2J]

Keagan should have taken his conversation with him to a HOE~ NEVA~ LEVA~

[3dgisawesom3]

I'm Asian, so I am very flexible and I can do ninja things.

[TheOrginalJapanFan]

3:18 NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[LemonBombProductions]

Nunchucks and throwing stars. NIN-JAH!

[8bitPikachu]

the cake is a lie... and a dead cat

[verynice420]

"arent you in all those gwen stefani videos?"

Neighbors pet cat in the cake LOL!

[gojenson]

this is pretty much my life story

[WhatsOfTheUp1]

@gojenson xD me too

[zacgamer01]

I'm asian and actually have things like this happen to me at school since I'm the only asian in my school... lol

[brizihe]

is this making fun of asian people or white people's gullibility?

[boybadbad]

@brizihe i feel like it is white people's....

[daniyellowjello]

@brizihe it's making fun of how dumb some white americans are

[IISR9II]

@brizihe

most likely asians...

[XPAQMAN76]

im asian whered the hell is my ninja friends when i need them ^_^

[EEE89]

ignorance...is just this rediculous. why am i annoyed for him?

[LucaPimp]

wtf cant hear the volume

[boitahaki]

I am asian and I ROR'D

[therockster619]

this so freaking hilarious

[shagottaholla]

arent you in all those gwen stefani videos lol

[JUKIO01]

im asian, and im a ninja actually.

[megarutrut]

hilarious i love your video

[zhouwuatsien]

I'm Asian, and I feel like this insults Caucasians more than Asians...  Which I'm alright with.

[iLiKeCeRe]

3:25 the girl next to bobby lee is just sitting there chewing gum like whatever

[ASSBANG6969]

The General Population of Asian men have Tiny Dicks...

[drunkenhazernut]

@ASSBANG6969 yeah but we can last some hours longer than you people

[drunkenhazernut]

@ASSBANG6969 yeah but we can last some hours longer than you people when diggin some chicks

[ravinago]

@ASSBANG6969 R u gay?

[ASSBANG6969]

@ravinago No...I was pointing out a SCIENTIFIC Fact.....Asian Men Penis on the average are the size of AA Batteries Erect....

[AverageAsianMe]

Awwww it's just like 12th birthday.

[iyahlovesyou]

I find this offending... i'm sorry. :/

[anythingnew]

Stupid Caucasians lol

[theULTIMATETetris]

Asian guy with a south african name.

[GuitarHeroOsbourne]

I'm South Korean (Same nationality as Bobby) and I found this funny.

[solidiquis1]

Can someone explain to me the Nikes part? I don't get it lol

[GuitarHeroOsbourne]

@solidiquis1 She gave Bobby (The asian) a pair of Nikes, but they were ripped in half and she only did it so Bobby can put it together since "supposedly" asians know how to fix everything.

[Kino562]

@GuitarHeroOsbourne The strereotype for the Nike's isn't that asians can fix everything. Im asian and ive never even heard of that. It's a known fact that Nike manufactures its shoes in China using cheap labor. So she made that relation

[GuitarHeroOsbourne]

@Kino562 When I wrote that Asians can fix anything, I meant that they are intelligent.

[JoseRCol2]

@solidinike uses child asian labour to craft there shoes.

[Liuyifeng19]

@solidiquis1 becasue asians factory manufacture nike

[gmodroxx5]

im asian but not Chinese im pilipino but i love this

[exoidias1]

he's j ust and average asian! XD

[Jessiquaa]

mad tv sucks

[vidsupercharged1622]

more than the asian the others look average. funny though.

[AZNTrix911]

lol at nikes part, and im asian

[makjep]

lol so wrong its right xD

[RussX5Z]

Yes this is just a comedy show losen up man. But hey in all seriousness Bobby Lee and some others may think that laughing at our selves will decrease the Asian stereotypes, but in actuality doing these type of jokes and humor is just escalating the Asian stereotypes. I'm pretty sure the white or black people wouldn't like it if they were poked fun like this comedy sketch. They be whining in a heartbeat!

[bayislove]

are you kidding me?.. we aren't whining one bit. Mad TV is known for poking fun at all races.. and the black ones are the funniest to me and im black. Have you ever seen the Bunifa sketches? or even the Reality Check sketches? ... that doesnt make me whine or angry, I am cracking up laughing

[Zailen1]

@bayislove: those are awsome haha, and your right, they get me too, two words...kenny, and rogers :P lol

[bayislove]

@zailen1,

yess!! lol

[CatInTheCorner14]

@bayislove Especially since Bobby Lee had a huge part in the creating this. It's not like it was written by a white guy.

[Angelawinston]

Russ X5Z, don't you see that this is not making fun of Asians as much as it's pointing out the ignorance that non-Asian Americans (e.g., whites & blacks) display in their stereotypes about Asians. People in Asia typically would have no idea about the stereotypes about them that exist in the West. Americans, too, don't know the widely-held & even divisive stereotypes that people in Asian countries have about them, other foreigners, and even people from other regions of their own countries.

[Zailen1]

@RussX5Z: eh, people already do, look at all the redneck jokes. i get over it. i think its funny xD

[RussX5Z]

This one was a bit over board. Mad TV can be a bit racist sometimes. The sad thing is that Mad TV and other media televison corporations will do this to Asian people but will never do this towards blacks because blacks will stand up against it which is a good thing. The problem with the Asian American community is that they are still too passive aggresive towards this type of ethnic racial humor even though they consider this as a apropriate joke this is REALLY not cool.

[LaliEmiru]

@RussX5Z

So what if they're making fun of asian stereo types?

I'm European and Japanese people think we're big-nosed, loud and hairy. And I can deal with it.

And to everyone bashing the caucasian community: Get over it! Black people call us racist all the time while their making fun of mexicans, asians and of course white people. Everyone is making fun of everyone so we're not gonna take the blame for it. Period.

[kingkong8974]

@LaliEmiru

well you guys do have big noses, are loud and have more hair than Japanese people.

But those attributes are mostly true whereas those Asian stereotypes have almost no truth to them

[magicalpoop]

asian too, i found this to be hilarious. but at the same time I found it a bit sad...that i know people like this in real life.... SIGH...

Maybe I really do need to get some ninjas..

[Bhup1978]

"It's a NIKE shoe -but it isn't assembled yet."

LOL

[chrno6]

I am asian too and I find this very funny. I can't believe anyone would get offended by this. A bit sensitive ya?

[limitsora69]

lol same here but i would like the power to summon my ninja friends :D

[kyaaHwendy]

I'm Korean, and I want my own secret ninja squad.

.__.

[australianforlife]

cool are you from south or north korea.....ive worked with north korea many times im a mercenarie from australia....im 29

[xxStephyxChanxx]

well toooo bad ninjas for japs only XD

[BornToRun001s]

isnt it wierd that his cousing just dissapear? :P

but still HILARIOUS ^^

[mrwesdaddy]

I always thought it wouldve been hilarious if Hideki threw down a smoke ball and disappeared behind the couch at the end after the ninjas attacked.

[ChineseinCanada]

Dumb but funny anyway

[xAntonNaslundx]

The ending was an EPIC WIN!!!!!

I really wanted that to happen.

Or him slapping them in the face for every racist thing they do :D

[TaraTownsend]

I've just read your comment on Jet's "Be My Girl". May I ask where you're writing from?

[metallicaownsubitch]

1982 is the year of the dog :)

[Boobalopbop]

Bobby Lee is SO cute!

[whybutyeah]

lol, im asian and i think this is hilarious, bobby lee wrote all of the average asian skits, so i really don't mind

[KathranisProductions]

lol, Asians born in the USA, what more can they be proud of....

This vid is kinda racist.. but me being a different kind of Asian, not the squinty eyed ones, like Chinese japanese korean,..etc... find this really funny.

[MrLamppost34]

this is my neigbor's pet cat

lol

[misceceiliafang]

omfg!!!1 this is hilarious!

[markylala]

funny but racist

[zombie161]

thats the point, but thats why we still laugh

[fighter8262]

NICE OWNED>

[akachrisTOPS]

heeeey that other asian dude is from Touchblue!

[jilly12093]

lmfaooo at "its a pair of nikes, i know their not put together now but i knew you would be able to do it...roflllll :D

[DUHitsKcx3]

LOL I'm asiann andd I lovee this its soo funny!

[XxamixX00]

i am offended in some ways but i noe its just a joke XD its pretty funny XD

[JavyPR55]

That's how all partys should end with ninjas attacking.

[clovermiracle]

xD i have the same bowl~

[nrgp00nage]

Its just suppose to be funny

[kupabandit]

I'm asian i find this hilarious

[Furnus105]

im glad ur not offended and stuff dude, its fucking hilarious :D

[xCCxihooter222]

HALARIOS!!!!!!!!!!!

[WolfJounin]

I love the ending.

[soph192837465]

is that amber tamblyn?

[mikaldog]

love the ending =D

[tuxedage]

As an Asian , I think this is awesome :)

[buzzy524]

GOD THAT WAS HILARIOUS

[BlackGaiden02]

love the ending

[vinniechan]

lol

stereotypes.

Gotta say the "Stupid American" stereotypes is exploited more badly

[alex134219]

that's a stereotype right there saying all Americans are stupid

or saying all Americans are gun toting republican rednecks that are racist and kill people but that's just because all you in the UK hear about us are the bad things or those stupid(funny voice)sensitivity classes

most Americans aren't as bad as most British think but for some reason you still hate us(why is that anyway it seems rather unconditional)

i live in the DEEP south and i get good grades and am smart

see

[vinniechan]

Easy mate. I agree with you, that's y I said "exploited more badly", having lived in England for 7 years and not being English myself ;)

[alex134219]

sorry poncy British people get on my tits you get 1 free ninja invasion for revenge

[vinniechan]

haha, relax. I'm an Asian myself, and my British experience enable to laugh along it. Nothing more, nothing less :)

[Zstyles2123]

How deep in the south are you?

[Zstyles2123]

I live in the south too but there so few states I know.

[alex134219]

you know Georgia

[Zstyles2123]

Oh, or as we "niggers" call it the "ATL" Home of famous rapper Tip "T.I" Harris.

[alex134219]

I don't call black people niggers only the government housing living diamond wearing dicks to women and think their better than somebody who finished school kind

[Zstyles2123]

Its good to hear Alex that someone is breaking the stereotype of the south.

[Lee19634]

LOL the shoe bit was jokes

[Alextzta3]

oh god the nikes XD that was sooo harsh

[lildashmizz]

i dont get the nike part could u explain it plz

[hellfire565]

Nike shoes are made in Asia by kids and the rumor, or truth, is that Asian kids get a bowl of rice as payment.

So basically, Nicole thought Heidiki knew how to make Nike shoes.

[konochi520]

Nike shoes are made in China xD

[chuPOO]

racism should not be tolerated.. i feel sorry for bobby lee sometimes..

[elementwong95]

i feel sorry for anybody who faces discrimination

[melissalovesherpigs]

its not racism its putting him in a stereotype which shouldnt be tolerated either

[chuPOO]

err.. stereotyping IS racism and prejudice

[0darroch]

No it's not, it's making fun of the way many westerners view Asians, and using hyperbole to prove the point. It's called satire, and definitely should be tolerated, because without satire many points would not be made.

(just to clarify, i'm not saying that racial stereotyping should be tolerated, so don't jump down my throat)

[jxsilicon9]

Its obvious making fun of people who stereotype.

[chocoluver186]

wow hahaah

"what is it?"

"a pair of nikes! i know it's not put together right now but i knew YOU would be able to!!"

hahah wow. hella funny anyway*

[tomizzo11]

The chinese year part is the funniest.

[indianos7]

Yea,chill man,im asian but,i really think this is funny,i think the asian girl cousin beside bobby was quite hot too! =P

[492333]

LMAO!

the pair of nikes

[chineseboy888]

Funny stuff.... i'm vietnamese, but they never mention us....

[PandaTruenoGT]

this is so f***** racist, but it's pretty fuckin funny

and yes, i'm chinese

[hiram21x]

This is really funny i remember this lol. Steroe typing is awesome its funny

[HolatoHalary]

Can't beilive you Americans find this funny.

[NamaeWaChise]

I can't believe you generalize Americans.

[predrag18]

It's white people...

[FunnyBunnyRS]

I'm not from America, but I think this was funny.

It's not racist joke... It's a joke about stereotypes...

Stereotype is generalizing someone based on his race or country, just like you do with americans.

[heartLessTan]

I'm Chinese, and I find this funny as hell. XD And yes, we, Asians, use lots of emoticons. =S

[thejedi19]

I love the way he said "attack". Something about it is just so funny!

[madmanis12345]

being racist is just a sign of stupidity. thats why you dont see this shit in the asia

[tomizzo11]

actually it's more just stereotypical that's why it's so funny

[madmanis12345]

yea being stereotypical cant be racist...

[cocomoeproductions]

actually there is a lot of racism in asia between the different oriental countries ie between South Korea and Japan.

Being sterotypical is a sign of stupidity

[madmanis12345]

why arent you replying to tomizzo11? i was being sarcastic, if you couldnt tell

[Xtremegunner]

Awesome ending. Lucky for me, I'm an Asian living in Asia, though I wish I had some ninja friends.

This sort of thing would happen to Caucasians around here though. Italians, Americans, French, whatever, all look the same to us.

[Peaceseeker2013]

I want to live in asia...

[kclymer1]

True. A lot of europeans that have studied in Japan tell me they get pissed because everyone calls them "American". I guess in my case only I'd fit the stereotype.

[DiamandGurl4Ever]

LMFAO Aww Dats Messd Up But Oh So Funny

[hahabill]

lol 0:48 msn noise

[Sumkrazyguy55]

This is so true. I see people treat asians like this all the time. Just leave them the fuck alone

[JAYJOTTI]

its eFFin HILARIOUS!!!!!!! lmfao

[francescavideos]

LMFAO. i <3 average asian

:D

[2murda]

lmao! this is so racist!

[SuperPerson32]

This is realy funny and racest

[hunckymonkey1]

hilarious lol ^^

[highwings89]

omg lol someone giving me shoes like that, I would dis-own then as my friends, including a party like that lol XD

[KANANiHiSS]

why would that chick give him a pair of nike's? we asians like addidas DUH LIVE IN THE NOW!

[potcdude]

but nikes r made in china

[sideburn260]

1982 is the year of the Dog, the Water Dog to be exact. My brother's a Water Dog

[sideburn260]

i'm not asian but i know i great deal about chinese astrology

[alienx1243]

we would not attack unless we were really offended like right know attack

[CrimsonSnow]

Even I feel offended by watching these, but its too funny xD

[Tobichan]

same here haha

[MelodiousPuddle]

LOL.....this is so racist...but funny

[JoeRaspberry]

i feel bad for him :(, real asians are not like this, i have a friend who is asian, and he doesn't act like this

[AkoSiJaian]

its a joke bro, im asian and im FROM asia and i laugh at this

learn to laugh, even asian comedy in asia are like this

[thorgrim103]

poot guy man , and lol ATTACK!

[exilius333]

The look on the girls face (to his left) was perfect.

[mengfoley]

Wish i had a life like him. Full of lols.

[LynxMCRomance]

Lolz omg the cake. Ahaha...

I'm chinese asian but I live in Indonesia and I admit some of us eat pretty weird stuff but... lolz cats are known for being nasty-tasting. Lolz although some batak people (these really dark-skinned Javanese) eat them I don't know why.

Also, food after dying tastes bad doesn't she know that?