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  • Clarkson does this on purpose. he ONLY finds negative stuff. I cant believe that he is actually causing you to have an arguement about which country is better. it makes you (germans, british and everyone else) just look STUPID. shame on you for not understanding comedy (even if its not the funniest around)

  • oh no, a british person visits germany:

    lets get ready to (have a stupid youtube discussion) RUMBLE!

  • I'm sorry but if you all hate germans so much then stop buying our cars and please never visit us again...... thank you

  • @damaxae93 Please calm down a little, it is only a TV programme. This is just the style of Jeremy Clarkson, he could as we say in England "start a row in an empty house ". It is just in the style of British humour, which is just a bit different from yours. I have some very good German friends and we have more in common with you than you may realise. I can assure you that Germany is considered very highly in the UK.So please relax a little.

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  • lol we have mixed taps so now there is nothing to complain about, oh yeah the NHS is still shit

  • @MegaMrDamo The NHS isn’t shit mate. It just employs shit managers and has been suffering from an serious attack of politician for most of its life.

  • Nobody gets Clarkson he takes the piss out of himself NOT Germany.

    Friendly banter is good but the haters on here need to grow up.

    Its about time the Germans and the U.K worked together for a change I think if we did we could make some Engineering wonders :)

  • @WayneBurgess1 well we did that already: airbus, eurocopter and the eurofighter involved brits, germans and other european countries. but i totally agree with what you said about all the haters. its not just the people though. the british government is doing a pretty good job at seperating england from the rest of europe at the moment and thats causing the peoples of these countries to develope a hate for each other. sad but true

  • i m berliner ... i can tell you i think the brits are often arrogant selfish spoiled assholes with a gay accent .... like jeremy that fucker here .... mention how he already says Görmäns at the beging ... so ein Spasst ... !!

  • @solunasunrise grow up. greetings from a german

  • omg.... and may i ask when this documentary was made?? you dont see any trabants anymore on german streets. not even in the east!!

  • the music is called "schlager" and trust me jeremy, we dont listen to that crap. i dunno where you were then, but deff not near a city which tunes in on to normal radio channels playing good normal music.

  • the trabant is a better car than you britz will ever manufacture!!!!

  • @terrortorn

    I bet he deserved it!!!!!1

  • you britz aren't capable of anything!!!!!!!

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  • ima sure he was talking about the uk when he was going on bout east Germany

  • watch?v=EeauvE1M7qc&feature=pl­ayer_embedded#!

  • wow..I thought this was actually gonna be a serius video about germany.. but obviously it's impossible for the british to reflect on germans neutrally.. way to go. even the americans got around to that after all.......................

  • @MattEffect Shut up and stop trying to cause wars again.

  • @Nino9LFC c...ur one of those dudes I was talking about... smh

  • @MattEffect I'd disagree with you but we all know that usually means war.

  • I will never travel to germany after seeing this. I have never seen a more negative and boring country. ok maybe 2 things are cool, the green hell and autobahn. But thats it!

  • Yes, don't travel over here. We are all boring and negative. See you on World War 3.

  • @Cocontmilk89

    You can't request Jeremy Clarkson to make a fair review about Germany... Most he said and showed is bullshit, but I guess it's what the Brits want to see. Still it's amusing.

    But how can you judge our country, if you have never been to Germany?

  • @Hhutuber You tried to invade us and shot at my Grandfather. Judgement done!

  • @terrortorn

    yeah ... I admit ... I shot at your grandfather...

  • @Hhutuber Yes he said it was some guy with a Mullet and a pornstar tash. Of course that could be one of 15,000,000 Germans. 

  • @terrortorn

    I see, your grandpa must have been that bluff guy with ginger hairy and abnormally bad teeth. Of cause that could be one of 15,000,000 Brits.

  • @Hhutuber No you are wrong my Grandfather was a very Eurocentric man he could speak 4 languages. He spoke Italian to his God, French to the ladies, English to men and German to his horse.

  • @terrortorn

    Haha, the good old times when Brits were able to speak foreign languages and could afford horses breeded and trained in Germany^^

  • @Hhutuber The only reason for a British person to Speak German is if the only people he knew were Germans. And if that was the case he would move. Of course horses and Germans are very similar except horses don't always do as they are told.

  • @terrortorn Your grandpa was King Charles V?

  • @SigandGibbs No I don't think I have any mainland Euro heritage from that time till now.

  • @SigandGibbs Oh I see he is credited with the quote. These truths obviously echo true throughout the ages.

  • In England Ibuprofen cures cancer.

    

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  • @MrPopular22

    I say old chap, British football fans are a select group and are not good ambassadors. Btw an "ass" in English is a type of donkey, the word is arse. I agree with you about the cars, not sure about the beer though?

  • @ 3:03 "But of course, there's so much more to Germany than a dodgy past, and bad music". What about Bach, Beethoven and Brahms? You can't call that bad music can you? I hope Jezza was only referring to the common culture.

  • We do have taps that allow us to mix hot and cold, that is one of those long distance myths

  • lol @ Jeremy's summary of german history. I'd like to see him do one for the UK as well.

  • Nothing says communist more than Clarkson's AK47. LOL

  • clarkson just provocated these people in Berlin and this idiot in the city of Cologne and just wanted to see how Germans acting to his Comments.i am german and i dont have any problems with english or french people.i feel myself like a cosmopolitan human.live and let live.enjoy live make some good money and enjoy the stuff you buy from it.

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  • Is this really a problem??? There are quite a lot of things going wrong in the UK, but these well-educated people have to mention the taps!?!? It's really a shame!

  • Umpa nonesense xD

  • 3:31 MUSIC PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:27 that guy invaded something back there!!

  • the thing about german music is funny. even the british national anthem is a copy of a german song listen to "heil dir dem siegerkranz" and you know where the british anthem comes from.

  • Stupid idiot! Drive through your own country and look for shit. I'm sure you'll find quite a lot of it! You ugly island monkey ! haha!!!

  • @Kretika Für so einen dummen Kommentar muss man sich als Deutscher ja glatt schämen....Selbst keine Vorurteile gelten lassen,aber uralte Klischees bedienen...

  • John Lennon ;)

  • DEUTSCHLAND UEBER ALLES JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Everybody should watch 'Germany vs USA' by the users 'Alex and Jim' on this site or from my user page. It gives a better source of those two countries than Jeremy Clarkson's narrowminded stereotyping b/c Alex (the German) and Jim (the American) actually discuss topics more in depth and there is less cherrypicking.

  • About 'bad' music, which is subjective, I think German bands like Rammstein, Oomph, Wir Sind Helden, make great music that actually never get old, so what Clarkson showed may have been stereotypical. Also, I agree with the Germans that hot and cold water should make one tap since its easier. Like them, I do pee sitting down with no carpet b/c it's sanitary unless I'm at a public urinal.

    This is coming from an American, not German.

  • @unknownunknowns ahhh the old rivalry between english island monkeys and the german teutonic masterrace hhaaaaaaa it is like kindergarden.we are all in the same boat or not???? i am german but i am cosmopolitan human.

  • @unknownunknowns helloween!

  • wow dude cannot thank you enough for putting those vids online.

  • When Jeremy is at the trabant show and the stall with the east german memorabilia. Why do they have American flags?

  • Jeremy does a huge disservice to himself and his fans reffering to Nazi era Germany so much ..... The German's have a great and strong culture... 50 years of poor leadership doesn't make them bad people.

  • I love Germans. They are my best neighbours (: You can laugh at them but you can also laugh with them. But Jeremy is right about one thing: German music sucks haha! Greetings from Holland!

  • @misssurfing ahhhh holland you guys must shut up your native language sucks and your music sucks too but i am honest german schlager music sucks more . i like holland my auntie comes from the little cute border city of Venlo

  • @TheHockeyfreak1964 Haaa, our language is almost the same as yours. I guess we both suck on the same things haha.

  • I really dont see why someone would go through the trouble of travelling through a beautyfull and diverse country and search for every little thing thats potentially wrong with it...I just dont get it. I know jeremy has a huge audience, why then feed on stereotype thinking?

    anyway, we germans havent done anything bad to the brittish since the war, so I`ll just give u the credit that u dont all really buy into this. come visit if u are in doubt.

  • ahh layneenn!! 

  • I would use toyota technology to make it shut the hell up and stop the ads. thumbs up if you agree.

  • First shot with that BR 155 sooo adorable!

  • I don't get the thing about the taps. I live in the States (and been to several other countries) and we/they have a single tap where we can mix the water temperature.

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  • @zc642 Correct!!!

  • lol i liked that music

  • I don't live in Europe, so I don't get the joke about the faucets?

  • he hates germany, idiotic documentary

  • Germany looks like Wisconsin, but with a really bad history

  • @TheBbergner86: Many Germans went to Wisconsin in the 1840s. That's why you have State Street's Brats and other German names in Madison.

  • and i thought he had problems with america...my condolences germany

  • He must be very good at making certain countries look horrid, because germany had VERY deep debt from ww2 and recovered quickly yet america and britain took quite a while to recover... otherwords there economy is obviously more stable i'm from the u.s. and do say that if our economy was nearly as flexible or easily repared i wouldn't mind our president making mistakes as much...

  • *lol* Clarkson looks like Eddie Tudorpole!

  • hah

  • I love Jeremy and I'm from Germany. He has a great sense of humor and I love his sarcasm. He's just going after all the cliches... And there are some Germany who can pronounce the "th" and other stuff properly ^^

  • can someone explain there taps, im from texas.

  • i didn't think he was that stupid. besides if it weren't for germany he wouldn't have cars to mjake money of.

  • He didn't paint a bad view of Germany. Clarkson certainly isn't stupid.He actually sympathises with the German people and their traumatic past at the end.

    This is a program made to be aired in Britain. The British understand how he is joking and that he is showing the best and worst of Germany. In one hour, he does a good job capturing a flavour of different parts of Germany.

    He also refers to Spain as "the sponge of Europe." Who wants to be a sponge? But it's a compliment, British-style.

  • clarksons a prat

  • with one tap you can wash with warm water.

    you carpet your toilets?

  • 2 things I must do when I visit Germany (whenever that would be)

    1) Autobahn

    2) Nordschleife

  • Damn. Germany has more mullet fans than the American south.

  • the 1st 2 mins of this show explain why brits hate germans.

    arrogant tossers

  • now i know where Jeremy got his idea for the fiat stretch limo from :D

  • German trains are so clean compared to our New York Subways which will usually have a dead bum sitting on them.

  • "germans have little time to learn musical instruments"

    mozart, beethoven...

  • @madamefang

    mozart was austrian...

  • hahaha fokuhila (mullet)...typisch

  • We germans just wait for your government to realise that we need to stick together. Gordon Brown was mess, but Merkel and Cameron like each other and they agree in most issues.

    Today we have a strong german-france brotherhood and it's a wonderful story of success in which both of our countries benefit. We strive for the same relations to Britain because we share even more similarities. In fact we are cousins.

    Come on Britain! Let's work it out!

  • @Lintflas

    Cameron and Merkel like each other? That's totally irrelevant, even if it's true. Cameron is seriously anti-Europe and so are most of the Tory party. You'd have been far better off dealing with Brown or Blair. As for Merkel, Wikileaks summed it up - uncreative and unable to make important decisions!

  • @tonyrome67

    They agree on most of the important issues when it comes to EU, and Germany would be anti-european too, but you (France and Britain) made it a condition of the german reunification treaty: No reunited Germany without a united Europe, so we payed dearly for our reunification. You did this because you feared a strong Germany (to start WW3? lol)

    Those Wikileaks cables are overrated. British or German diplomats write down the same nonsense about french, american, italian politicians.

  • @Lintflas full ack.

  • @Lintflas oh be careful family business like this cousins are respectfuly careful to be handled.sure the french and english got a lot of german influences franken und saxons

  • @Lintflas what we need to do is restore democracy and restrict immigration and review the human rights act

  • @Lintflas never we should send more forces in two time loser

  • @TYUIO11111

    Wow, I guess it took hours for you to write down this "extremely smart" comment.

    Anyway! Now go ahead and do something useful instead like helping your mum with the dishes in the kitchen.

  • @Lintflas ok two time loser

  • I travelled to Britain and met many lovely people there. Many English begin to realise that their media tries to brainwash them about germany. This "propaganda" movie is just another great example. The british newspapers who compare the germans football jerseys with nazi uniforms don't represent the opinion of most English.

    In germany we use the daily sun and daily mirror as toilet paper and laugh about it.

  • @Lintflas well the sun and mirror are both tabloids so not greatly reliable and to have great tendencies to over exaggerate , but they are the most sold papers in britain though which is kinda scary, i prefer broadsheets such as the independent and the guardian, far more reliable :P

  • @Lintflas Im english and couldn't agree with you more! I don't look at most of the media it is so bad. Been to Germany and loved it myself great place

  • "In germany we use the daily sun and daily mirror as toilet paper and laugh about it."

    No, we don't

    And these videos are supposed to exploit clichees and be sarcastic!

  • @TheThirdGerman This is a comedy series, loosen up. Or would you like the argument in the skies over Southern England.

  • I really like jeremy clarkson, but here he is just telling shit. Please don't take this seriously.

  • Omg ! This rubbish is only in a few radiostations in germany! On even every other is good music

  • since I watch Top Gear I can laugh about this ^^

    But one thing (the music) is not that representive, people over 50 really listen to the crap he was hearing on the radio all the time but even at the time this was shot there was other German music...

  • Well, I think you shouldn't take this too serious. I've been watching Top Gear for years now and I think it's just Jeremy complaining about everything like he always does. I'm from Germany and of course he's only showing you "wrong" bits of Germany. However, that's what this program was made for. Where's the fun in showing you how great this country can be? And since he made this a lot has changed around here.

  • What's wrong with our taps? I couldn't understand that bit properly. Apologies.

  • @ednuttah I think some continental taps allow you to mix hot and cold together in one tap.

  • @HellwrathUK Yes we have those here too. I am still confused. Germany has strange toilets with a shelf midway down what's that for? Never mind our taps.

  • @HellwrathUK We have plenty of taps that do that nowadays.

  • @HellwrathUK all of them actually :)

  • @HellwrathUK all of them actually :)

  • @HellwrathUK taps in the UK don't all combine the water?

  • @HellwrathUK I can't stand UK taps. What's the point of having either ice cold or boiling hot water? Why can't you have lukewarm water? Also we do have a mixed tap in the UK but it's not properly mixed or something because part of the water is cold and the other part is hot. It's very inconvenient.

  • @HellwrathUK Exactly. Indeed, I would go as far as to say that, at least in Northern Europe, 99% of taps installed after 1960 or so are mixing.

  • @HellwrathUK I had no idea such a thing existed lol

  • @ednuttah LOL i didn't think there was anywhere but the 3rd world where the taps weren't already mixed. Hell, even in Canada, there is one handle, one tap, it all mixes, hardly anyone has two taps here, unless for being 'quaint'

  • @mard420 Well I think all owners of ANY taps should be grateful they HAVE running water at all. 72% of the world's population walk more than 5 miles everyday to obtain clean fresh drinkable water.

  • @ednuttah

    Ask whats wrong with your tab water. Btw i am german and im studyin in the uk and im just laughin my ass off here xD

  • plz ppl dont take it serious ..... its maybe funny but full of shit told about Germany .......

  • 1:08 ...twenty something??? ...

  • OMG I remember driving a Trabant when I was in Poland, utterly shit car.

  • LMAO... I love how the bald guy complains about not being able to wash his hair 1:20.

  • remember clarksons a quintessential brit. the isolationist type that looks down on everyone else. wouldnt have it any other way!

  • @donorleone You do realise that Clarkson takes the piss out of everyone. He's as hard on Britain as he is on the rest of the countries

  • @jadefalconmk1 nobodys harder on the british than themselves

  • I live in the UK and I can wash my hair just fine XD

  • he is such a fuckin' prick! if you talk about a country talk about all of it and not just the part you can complain about.

  • OHH NO! MY HAT!

  • I have to say that guy is really funny and he knows the art of generalising to the greatest possible extent. LOL. I would break out in 'ostalgic' tears if I saw a Trabant. They are so rare, like those meetings! The 'Lennon' part was awesome. Yup, it's: Leeehhhhniiihhhn for us.

    Hope he's ironic. LOL. I'll watch the rest now until the part where he says: just kidding, Germany's cool. XD

  • LOL. Where have you been driving? The next time you drive your car around Berlin and Brandenburg turn on the Radio Station "FRITZ" on 102.6, or 103.2 depending on where you are driving. "BBC Radio 1" sounds like a Grandma Station compared to this. Berlin itself might be tight on Money, but that is just one town compared to the whole U.K. basically being bankrupt and hopelessly indebted.

    He cant even pronounce Lenin properly. (LOL,..Lennon) Go home Brit. And BTW, that was a DDR Nostalgia Party.

  • @DaRealHess This program is old. When it was made the UK was not in a recession and the pound was on the rise. People getting foreign place names wrong is no big deal, you try going to wales and reading the name of a town. I think he was talking about musical artists, not radio stations, of course, England has shite music so I've no rebuttal. I think you've failed to understand that this is an entertainment program intended to be humourous, not a serious documentary.

  • Das Land der Dichter und Denker!

  • Germany is a toilet, but a very nice toilet. :D

  • Die Deutschen sind komisch

  • German cars are best imo, japanese cars are the worst ;D

  • ooohhh how you know sooooo little about cars

  • clarkson admires us germans so much, he always has to mock us.

  • He cant take the fact that you guys make much better cars then UK.

  • No - turst me, Clarkson really only admires the British! Which is not a good point about him... Half of the English hate him. We find him funny, but he's an idiot.

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  • @MilitantOldLady: please do the rest of the world a favour and lay down and die

  • @priman0cte

    i dont do favours

  • @MilitantOldLady: No, with such an ignorant, unknowing opinion, i wouldn't have expected you to do so

  • @priman0cte

    unknowing he says....oh i know all too well

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  • Oh my, he's so right about our radio staions.

  • LOL John Lenin

  • That German woman at 1:21 needs hitting with a shovel with 'Made in England' on it, German women are up their own arses and the most miserable characters in Europe, German Blokes are OK but try to be too nice and civilised all the time but can be funny.

  • ah press red, i remember those days. good times.

  • I understand his anger because those Germans were kind of offensive but the funny thing is he is talking about bankrupt Germany while Germany is economically doing alot better than the UK and is much less indebted. Also our roads are much better than UK roads why complain about German roads being British? lol

  • @ChrisTheCrazy yes the cunt who opened his mouth first needs a boot in it and would have got one if i wa there.

  • Germany is an awesome country. I love the place. Proper roads, proper trains, doesn't grind to a halt when leaves/rain snow falls. Their government supports their manucturing too, unlike our lame bunch of cocks who seem to want all the money in London & none beyond the home counties.