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  • Parecen oligofrénicos, Viva el deporte rey!

  • the guy at 0:30 shit his pants

  • The other teams just like... o shit

  • If you ever been in front of a balance you can feel the energy they give off. Shit is insane.

  • Nice! I knew there was a reason I like rugby! :-)

  • I did that before my final yesterday. Offcourse in the bathroom

  • still luv this

  • Seriously, that shit is scary.

  • i think my balls just got ten times bigger

  • hiya i love uk

  • Awesome! nothing cooler than the All Blacks doing this Haka

  • This is what i do before i play Minecraft

  • so why do they jump at the end of this one and no others? This is the only time I've seen them do that. Which Haka is it?

  • whats the name of the guy who's leading it???!!! totally forgotten!!

  • i would pee if the other team did this

  • hahaha....some crap football team did this little dance on us.....we laughed and then buried them.....so silly.

  • i think the man at 0:32 wet his pants thatswhy he has put his hand in front

  • my ass was 4 piece

    

  • mmh I just wanna have fun with you

  • isso sim é um esporte de macho

  • Yup this would scare the shit out of me.

  • That jump at the end + the shorts are so gay

  • hiya I look like star!I have big eyes with love inside

  • Lol I couldn't stop laughing

  • So gay

  • That fired me UP!

  • football and rugby.....one is a gentlemens game played by thugs, the other is a thugs game played by gentlemen....oh and a big congratz to the all blacks from a british fan :)

  • @cuddleycoush One thing's for certain: Fuck the Philadelphia Eagles!

  • Congrats to the World Champs from a huge fan in the US!!! I also congratulate France for putting up a good fight, but in the end, there can be only one!!!

  • world champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What the fuck is this

  • xcvhm.

  • @0.50 YEAHHHHH TANA!!!!!!!

  • go all blacks

    

  • @Mouse18e I just wanted to get a little confirmation that this world isn't totally filled with bigots. Give me a break.

  • thefuck was that

  • @mtjpb001 uhm a haka!!

  • @mtjpb001 what do you think it was dumbass!!! a NZ awesome Haka

  • A youtube comment board sadly reflects how racism is still prevalent in this day and age. Racism is a very simple minded idea which simple minded people adhere to. Like this is you're not one of those prehistoric thinkers.

  • @oscarwinner1000 asking people to like your own comment on youtube might even be more simple-minded than racism.

  • Who's leading da haka here?!?!

  • sensational

    From Brazil

  • lets rape these fukin ozzi's tonight

  • for a sec i thought they were scratching their crotches

  • The Skinny ones dont look intimidating at all when they do it... Just stupid xD

  • I am the 2 millionth viewer!!!!!!!!

  • This is what I do before I play a game of chess.

  • @MegaJxD1 that comment made my day

  • @MegaJxD1 i LOLED literally

  • @MegaJxD1 lol.

  • VAMOS PUMAS.... VAMOS ARGENTINA.. A ROMERSE EL ALMA PARA GANARLE A LOS ALL BLACKS!!!!

  • @p4t3i0t4 obvio vamos pumas!!!

  • 0:30 i can see fear in his eyes and thats all what about :D

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  • ARGENTINAAA WINN!!! :$

  • @Lopago2 le vamos a ganar en su propia casa!! como a los franceses

  • @hipofrito Obvioo Mamazaa :$.... ajajajaj PUMAS!!

  • Someone grab the crew with the rifles...

  • hehe Hey guys, come see what the girl next door has in store for ya

  • lol laugh if someone at 0:08 came on, decked him, then walked off :D

  • Que tonta danza

  • Why am I watching this!!!!!!!!! OMG ha ha.

  • I'm standing in Black!!! Go NZ!!!! :D

  • Ka mate! ka mate! Ka ora! ka ora!

    Ka mate! Ka mate! Ka ora! Ka ora!

    Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru

    Nāna nei i tiki mai, whakawhiti te rā

    A, hupane! A, kaupane!

    A, hupane! A, kaupane!

    Whiti te ra!

    Hī!

  • @SLBarto17 So what's all this mean? Top Secret!! Always wanted to know as many times as I've viewed and enjoyed variations of this Haka! I basically know the jist of the whole thing is a challenge. It's origins going back to battles or warring between tribes or clans. I you can fill us in it would be appreciated.

  • stupid blacks, who the fuck do they think they are trying to scare?

  • @SuperStagg1 no one you doosh, its sign of respect. do some research before you slag nations off. 

  • @SuperStagg1 your a idiot,

  • @TheJordz42 If you are going to insult someone I think you should at least use correct grammar.

    **You're an idiot.

    :)

  • @JessyBeeee well superstagg is an idiot for saying that who the hell does he/she think they are insulting new zealanders ?

  • @TheJordz42 Oh gosh I didn't even see what they had written. I agree now, they totally are :)

  • @JessyBeeee ohh okay thanx for agreeing :)

  • @SuperStagg1 Don't comment about something when you obviously understand nothing about it.

  • they must also be doin dis before having sex :P

  • This team = alpha male as fuck.

  • 0:25  Fail

  • 0.35 The Brass Band got scared and ran :)

  • the guy at 0:28 looked like he was saying his prayers haha

  • that ending was kinda gay lol

    

  • proud to be a kiwi

  • Quite intimidating isn't it?

  • @madandyb no, not at all, them black retards dont scare me

  • @nzersRgay fuck off you hater,its a war chant the haka,they usually win with it. you just jelous? how dare you insult my country? if you got nothig nice to say bout the haka,fuck off

  • When the All Blacks do the haka, you know you're in the shit.

  • yo creo si me tocaria jugar contra estos y hacen esto yo me mearia antes de empezar xD

  • @0taraharty I think that their dance is apart of their nationality too, so you can't really hate on them. It's apart of their culture just like the Haka is apart of ours. Ita just disrespectful I think

  • @nick21sammy haha I've never seen it before so it will be a first, hope they do well though,

  • only maoris can haka an scare the shit outa u, not these samoans an tongans, they jus look like dum fobs lolz

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  • I just realised, the Opening Game to The RWC is NZ vs Tonga haha, they have a haka type thing too right?. bloody scary if you ask me, two teams that both have war chants... gonna be one Intense game. GO THE BLACKS

  • @TepaeaBRO ahh but the tonga ones crap

  • I feel more pride in being a Kiwi when The All Blacks do the Haka as Oppossed to when they sing the National Anthem, I dont kow why but when they do the Haka i feel so proud haha

  • the all blacks aint even that good at doing a haka :L

  • I would so just shit my pants and run the other way! D:

  • Gets ya geed!

  • The most heterosexual coreography ever.

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  • @ZpartanO Which is ironic, considering this has to be one of the most homosexual sports out there.

  • @carruthersj really? says the guy jackin off to the video ya puff those men will bleed for their country, where as soccer players these days cant take a tough challenge without sheedin an tear and breackin a nail.

  • @mollymilkshake1 I never mentioned football/soccer, so why are you? Are you saying homosexual's can't bleed for their country?

  • @ZpartanO your a heterosexual

  • I want to smash an object. Sh=it this stuff sets me on fire. Pity the team against them.

  • to solid thts ryte in YOUR FACE SPRINGBROOKS :L WE WON THIS GAME!

  • 00:30 ...some bloke needs a piss

  • 44 people are scared of the haka

  • Ray lewis would whoop all they asses

  • strange things see white people singing a native song,(epecialy qhen white men killed lots of natives...

  • @FULANODETAL Not in our country mate. New Zealand is one of the most integrated and multicultural societies on Earth.

  • awsome brooooooooooo

  • 0:31 white guy thinks to himself "come on steve, dont piss yourself now man hold it together man, hold it together, just a few more seconds..."

  • I don't know anything about rugby, but what is this chant? Can someone tell me please?

  • @fanieli The New Zealand Haka, most polynesian countries have their own national ones as well as regional. It's performed at major events and by national sporting teams. The best though is the All Blacks (NZ rugby team) and they now have their own haka they perform. The one here is the national one of New Zealand.

  • @fanieli it is the Haka - Maori war chat; Ka Mate

    Leader: Ringa pakia! Slap the hands against the thighs! Uma tiraha! Puff out the chest.

     Turi whatia! Bend the knees! Hope whai ake! Let the hip follow! Waewae takahia kia kino! Stomp the feet as hard as you can!

  • @fanieli Ka mate, ka mate 'I die, I die,

    Team: Ka ora' Ka ora' 'I live, 'I live,

    Leader: Ka mate, ka mate 'I die, 'I die

    Team: Ka ora Ka ora " 'I live, 'I live,

    All: Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru This is the fierce, powerful man

  • @kiwikazza Thanks for the info! Now I know a little more about those traditional chants!

  • @fanieli Nāna i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā ...Who caused the sun to shine again for me A Upane! Ka Upane! Up the ladder, Up the ladder Upane Kaupane" Up to the top Whiti te rā,! The sun shines! Hī! Rise! Hope whai ake! Let the hip follow! Waewae takahia kia kino! Stomp the feet as hard as you can!

  • Who else got goosebumps ?

  • best 1 yet

  • i thought the guy at 0:05 would do a kamehameha

  • THIS IS A GREAK HAKA. So funny! w w w. youtube. com / watch ? v=l5H4CTiepd8

  • SLAVERY IS BAD

  • Awesome...........

  • look this, /watch?v=2FrE57ZjQrY&feature=p­layer_embedded

  • a good haka wins a game before it starts.

  • when was his

  • I live in the uk and I love watching the haka I just wish I knew what they wwre saying....lol

  • @plymscot Kia rite !! Kia rite !! ( listen up! ) Ringa pakia Uma tiraha! Turi whatia! Hope whai ake! Waewae takahia kia kino! Ka Mate! Ka Mate! Ka Ora! Ka Ora! Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru! Nana nei i tiki mai! Whakawhiti te ra! A upane ka upane! A upane kaupane whiti te ra! Hi!!

  • @plymscot Slap the hands against the thighs! Puff out the chest! Bend the knees! Let the hip follow! Stamp the feet as hard as you can! It is death! It is death! It is life! It is life! This is the hairy person Who caused the sun to shine! Keep abreast! Keep abreast! The rank! Hold fast! Into the sun that shines!

  • @OvayBrandao....ummm....thats not the correct translation....the last lines translate as "One step upward, a second step upward! Another step upward, another... the Sun shines!" It is about a Maori chief who was fleeing from some enemies and went to another Maori chief for protection. So the friendly chief told him to hide in a storage pit and he put his wife squating over it, as a Maori warrior would never be found hiding underneath a woman so when his enemies came they never checked it.

  • @OvayBrandao So....the enemies leave and he is so happy that he compses the Haka and performs it for the friendly chief. As when he was in the pit....he did not know whether he would live or die...thus Ka Mate Ka Mate, Ka Ora Ka Ora...Will I die? or will I live?....The hairy man who caused the sun to shine was the hirsute friendly chief, and he took 4 steps out of his hiding place into the sun and freedom. There aint no mention of Keep abreast or hold the line or rank.

  • @gregboyds If you think the haka is unsportsmanlike why the hell are you even watching rugby. I think gold would be a gentlemanly sport for you since you obviously can't take the haka. I'm sure it made you piss yourself at first. Fucking pansy. Much respect to the New Zealanders. Oh and I'm sure Karma will get you back , someone will say some real fucked up shit about you or your family when you're in a time of need. I guarantee it.

  • What are they saying

  • @gregboyds that is just fucking low, i'd love to see you live without power or water for a month like some people did.

  • @gregboyds Haha your not very clever are you?

  • the ref looks bored

  • that is so fucking cool

  • so much shit talking

  • @LambOfGodFn Wow really? That's pretty low man. Out of all the things you could say you shit talk on the Christchurch earthquake that killed and effected many. It's traditional to do the haka and how is it un-sportsmanlike? Have a little respect.

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  • aww that small one at 0:27 always makes me laugh , u have all huge fella's then this small pale one haha !!! :P

  • The Official Aviva Premiership Rugby Channel. is now live on Youtube, bringing you all the exclusive and official highlights to all the games, every weeks, player interviews and more! So for amazing tries, and crunching tackles, click our name....

  • bunch of fags...

  • @APRXXX Excuse me?

  • @APRXXX Well those fags would eat you alive.

  • @Danovio yeah my cock with their asses

  • @APRXXX Hahaha yeah, okej what ever, dreams are nice to have. and you really must like guys asses

  • @Danovio not dreams, and you know better than anybody that really well, you dont complain about it every night

  • @APRXXX

    I'd like to see you say that to their faces and then get your skull caved in beneath one of their feet

  • @vladimirmoskov zZZZzzzzzz....

  • @APRXXX what is there to complain about, i rocked your ass so hard you couldent take a dump for 3 weeks

  • @Danovio zZZzzzz.... as you said im the one who like guys asses not you, so dont get confused about what ive done to you, not you to me hehe

  • @APRXXX never said i dident like guys asses now did i? and how ever , i would be happy both ways;)

  • @Danovio zZZzz.. you fuckin faggot...

  • @APRXXX FAggot says the one who like guys asses^^ what happend thought u liked my tight butt ;)

  • @Danovio zzzzzZZzzz drop dead you homo

  • @APRXXX AHh your one of those self haters huh?? whats next, you going to preach against homosexual and then get cought with a gigolo snorting coce?

  • @Danovio .....zZZzzzZzzZzzZz...........­.

  • @APRXXX run out of insults?

  • @Danovio zzzZZzZZzz

  • if i had to play against that...oh god im scared shitless from here

  • This is badass

  • i gotta say,i respect the NZ for their Haka,their/your beliefs,but i swear id loves to see the yanks in front of you and say their 'World Seires' etc means ANYTHING to a WORLD GAME like Rugby...well done lads,great vid,GREAT PASSION and good luck in your futures.

  • Freaky

  • Looking at that 'ill shrink your testicles.

  • Wauw. That's sexy! 

  • Which year was this?

  • @matthewhortop that is a shame! i love new zealand. we dont have to worry about too much govt control or influence. we definitely were colonised by a cool country thou ;)

    ive seen the haka many times, what at school welcomes, games and shows, but when the ABs do it, its definitely high spirited. i went to the last game at our nations Carisbrook game between ABs and the Irish i think it was. they didnt do this version of the haka, but it really lifts the whole arena. I LOVE IT!

  • i love them so much!

  • THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!

  • @wessidepaki hahaha.....

  • @wessidepaki i mean...This is New Zeland!!

  • hah, that Austrian player was like "Shit, don't let them know i just shit my pants.." xD

  • at the begining they are similar to spartans....Brilliant.......fu­ck american football

  • WHAT A BUNCH OF OVER GROWN PUSSIES! LOOK AT THE OPPOSING PLAYER, CALM AND RELAXED.......THE WAY A WARRIORS IS SUPPOSED TO BE, YET READY TO EXPLODE ANY SECOND, UNLIKE THESE PISS ANT KIDS TRYING TO BE TOUGH..WHAT A JOKE!

  • @silicon605 ...It's part of there culture of "Laying Down a Challenge" ...Not a tough act at all -.-

  • @silicon605 hahah u fake fukk

    u dnt noe shit coz u jus a little girl behind a screen u keyboard warrior

  • @silicon605 Its a fucking cultural tradition u jerk... 

  • @silicon605 how bout you ome onto the field and challenge just one one player on the all blacks you cunt :) then we'll see who's the real pussy

  • the ref looks like he wants it to end already lol