Strategic Comedy Bombs

[YesWeCantaloupe]

I remember when he was first promoting the show and he said people see him as a human muppet.

[nubemuffin]

this supposed to be funny?

[rangers94ism]

@nubemuffin I don't understand why this is funny either. I got the joke because he said that the Australian Sailors were drunk about 400 times. I guess this is one of those jokes where you had to be there.

[Shoegal2011]

Love him... love him, love him. He's so funny.. cute and just adorable. Too bad he's married.. damn!!

[1TheBusyBody94]

we aussies r the best <3

[LindaSharon1234]

Hi Patriot 1320 - Thanks I'll watch Bill Connolly but Craig is terrific! (Watch Craig and Continental Airlines) Cheers...

[specialkrj]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow Your loss, bucko!

[AnthonyLemons]

175 people were of the 300 sailors.

[fohkukohgeki]

everyone was drunk and yelling at each other, it was fantastic, it was like going home for the holidays. LOL

[Rotbeere]

175 people are sober Australian

[DemonAMVs]

hahah Australia FTW

[ionamic]

Why hasn't he already taken over from Letterman?

[averagejoe0073]

FINALLY! Truth in advertising pays off! The words COMEDY BOMB and Chris Ferguson in the same sentence.

[OutlawRepresent]

@averagejoe0073 you mean craig? LOL

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@averagejoe0073 OMGWTFBBQ

You mean CRAIG.

GTFO.

[joe21v78]

173 people have no comedic soul

[Keeby12]

Ferguson kicks Leno, Conan, and Letterman's ass anyday.

[VoidKeeper]

It's like goin home for the holidays... if you had a family of 300 people!

[MadameBeekeeper]

Wow, this was one of the worst "comedy" bits ever!

[sweiland75]

I love the LLS, but I don't ever remember Craig being this funny on the show.

[louderthanlars]

Love the blue open shirt no tie look!

[BlindMansEye]

OMG!!! someone pick me off the floor!!!! *dies laughing*

[jbeezy222]

omgosh LOL

[Rabbid2213]

Yaaaaaaahh!!! *gulp* Yaaaaaaah!!!

[Rentheadnumber1]

170 people missed the like button because they were laughin' so damn hard! :D (Thumbs up if you agree)

[ItchyGuy87]

@Rentheadnumber1 You fail at getting attention.

[NineoX]

I almost shit myself

[xXFallenAngel818Xx]

It's like going home for the holidays! Its Fantastic!

[brutalguy420]

Sucked

[akropiss]

good thing it wasn't 300 Canadian sailors, they DONT GET DRUNK! I don't know how or why but 10 pints later and I'm in the bag, they're knocking back shots like its the 4th of July, then get two bottles of Glen Breton and one of Jura 10 year old for the 4 of them. I probably wouldn't of remembered this if I didn't have an Iphone.

[GuisBaltar]

@akropiss we drink a lot, so most of us can handle our booze pretty easily.

[crazylady1142]

im an aussiea nd i here by confirm the fact then when we havnt had a drink in four months, thats exactly what we scream like.

[WeynWild]

HAHAHAH WOOP AUSSIES!!! ahahaha xD

[PunkRockPat]

didn't even grin

[SiliconBong]

*GIVES PunkRockPat a grin :P

[masterkayaki]

craig is a lot funnier now but in 06 he is still funnier than jay leno

[Morrisseyisdead]

Australia has battle ships? wow.

[kideus]

@Morrisseyisdead Yes, you'd think a vast country surrounded by oceans ought to have battle ships.

[StudioOfStirling]

@Morrisseyisdead Well no shit Sherlock

[BurningHeretics]

Dude it's not a third world country with ppl living in mud huts....no offense to third world citizens living in mud huts lol.

[SourExplosion]

Yes! He mentioned the DCS!

[goosebagman]

N'gha who the hell is that bloke ova there?!

[LindaSharon1234]

The guy's brilliant!  He's the only good thing about my insomnia. An absolute original.

[patriot1320]

@LindaSharon1234

if you think craig ferguson is funny, watch billy connolly. 100 times better... I'm from scotland and i've never heard of craig until last week. oh, before you watch billy (the big yin) if you have incontinence issue, watch him onthe toilet...

[Jerseybytes2]

@patriot1320 how about when billy connoly talks about airline safety? "when were you ever listening to the news on television and they said today a jumbo jet smacked into a fkin mountain in Peru. Luckily all the passengers were wearing seatbelts" lol. and it gets even funnier from there lol

[dnhug]

@Jerseybytes2 one of my fav's aswell mate :)

great comment!

[zander811]

Craig Ferguson isn't the funniest guy in the world (I'm not saying he's not funny, he's simply not THE funniest) but his personal real life stories are better than most comedians' fake stories.

[secretsxdontxmake]

i laughed so hard i cried

[kongo664]

im from bahrain and we should get this guy to do some shows down here..we LOVE stand-ups!

[euginam91]

rofl... the guy who was just screaming... rly funny

[zucchini4067]

By far the best part!

[sephiroth87932]

holy crap his hair is slightly longer but he looks younger !!!!!!!

[CHRIS90ANDES]

<333 the accent...

THE GUY IS HILLARIOUS!

[whitestripebuzz]

I have never heard of this fella before. Its strange to see a Scott who is obviously massive in America but unheard of in the UK. If you guys get bored of him we will have him back thank you please! He seems funny.

[manoftheisland]

we wanna keep him!! he's classy yet humorous.

[attackofthehatta]

He's very funny and my favorite late night host, I say forget Leno or O'Brian and Letterman because Craig is the funniest of all.

[joub007]

@whitestripebuzz he was on the drew carey show :D

[porkymania90]

Mr Wick

[maxlightmaxlight]

love Baharain great place ;)

[Aonfreak]

he uses this bit alot, but its his bit and its so damn funny every single time i hear it lol

[montypythonchick1]

Of course he's more amusing he's got an awesome accent!! :P

[TheAussiepride88]

yer we lead the world in drinkin wat can i say

[Greentoolify]

he defintaly portrayed the average aussie drunk!

trust me i know i live in australia.

bbqs, beaches and beer

funny hell

l.o.l

[preyaswolves]

oh man...i just about fell over laughing...

[Badwolf42903]

aww! did you hear him at the end? "I couldna believe it!" I love the scottish accent!!!

[Evadiva94]

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *opens beer can* ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Craig Rocks!

[1fresia1]

He is the next gerenation for late night comedy... the best!!!

[007intense]

come to germany :)

[synonynantonym]

Craig gets better with age.

[MrSvlad]

If there is any justice in the world, this man will one day rule the landscape of late-night comedy.

[loopyallie1]

Agreed, and we all will be his cheeky monkey servants.

[beepandbop]

Yea it's a shame CBS is holding him back. He's a hell of a lot more amusing than Leno is, and I <3 Leno.

[chipmunksfan5]

this is awesome!!!

[lexanianna]

Hahaha!! Awsome!

[AdamStabelli777]

Who the hell is Drew Carey? LOL!

[ivanchica21]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D :D CRAIG!!!!!!!! :*

[tw1hart]

Oh my lord! xD xD xD

That had me crying from laughter!

[Iluveryanstiles]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *drinks beer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@Iluveryanstiles I FRICKIN' LOVE YOUR USERNAME DUDE.

I miss Whose Line. Improv-A-Ganza is good, but it will never measure up!

[poetrygirl2121]

i <3 him and i've decided that he should be president. lets amend that part of the constitution so we can have him!

[hyretech]

Real presidents are generally disappointing after the election is over.

Much better to have a symbolic president who can speak from a bully pulpit and influence policy that way.

[KryzMasta]

@poetrygirl2121 Craig Ferguson as president? I don't know... He's smart, but maybe he lacks the political experience. Oh I know, Arnold Schwarzenegger as president, and Ferguson as vp. Is that something you might be interested in?

[RenaeFlowers]

@poetrygirl2121 He probably knows the constitution better than the majority of Americans. Why not?

[louderthanlars]

@RenaeFlowers - of course he does, he had to study all kinds of stuff for his citizenship that the average native born American doesn't.

[meanmachinezzz]

hahahahahha

[Josie123GO]

Craig's always on top of things...there can't be many moments where he's just totally bewildered like that. I love when he's like "WHAT THE HELL?" and his voice cracks. I can just see him standing up on a stage watching that guy screaming...bahahahaha!!!

Great video.

[Esclavamente]

i gotta get that scream as a ringtone, that's freakin hilarious. i only wish going home for the holidays was actually that rock-n-roll

[OmNomNommy]

Craig is the best!!!!

[SLITHERMAN54]

craig ferguson is funniest guy ever just like that mickle bran wtever his name is i can never spell mickeal forget it

[JenxRodwell]

I've watched this clip for more than 20 times and I laugh every single time!

[MotherFerginPrincess]

Craig's the shit...I love how he looks w/out a tie...kinda sexy :)

[ljean092]

His accent makes me giggle, it doesn't even matter if what he says is actually funny. He could be talking about murder and famine and I'd still come away laughing.

<33333

[armycadet1234]

aussie aussie aussie those boys probably drank more than the all the yanks that would have gone anyways but thats aussies for ya

[TAfan2]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH (sip) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Craig's awesome

[azndude3600]

Craig is really funny.

[Oreoreogirl]

you ever drink milk in the cafeteria like that?

(sip) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!

(sip) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

once way to make everything quiet.

[goosebagman]

nnGAH WHO THE HELL IS THAT BLOKE OVA THERE?!?!!

LOL

[Atari2600Rules]

Mate, Hats off to our boys and thanks on behalf of my brother you are one funny dude.

[richysst]

well i just think Craig Ferguson is real funny all the best .

[miceandthecheese]

he is

[buminachair]

hey mice

[laggie24]

Craig enjoys himself as well on lad and mates can drink...ha

[mudchair16]

You should see the aussie grunts.. god damn..

[foltrap6]

haha.. its like that here most of the time :)

Tis a lovely place

[majordbag2]

lol at the `1:45 part.

On a side note, I've heard from guys in the (US) Navy that when out subs get close to an Australian beach or battleship they raise the periscope and use it to check out the chicks sunbathing.

[nickrapids]

dude you so crazy,i can't stop laughing. your the best craig.

[CrispyScatMan]

hahaha this made me laugh alot!!

[thingyoucantsee]

HAHAHA craig fergusen is HILLAARRRIOUS

[MrRas96]

the best

[INFANTRYWARD]

lol aussie a proud :P

[watto86]

Heh. That's the Aussie Navy for you.

[PParranoidd]

1:45 !!! i wish i get to see that sometime.

[4thekiller]

you know i really liked him on the drew carey show but i always thought that Nigel was a little weird but no wonder he seemed familiar...............lol! i love you craig ferguson

[citizensoldiergibbs]

thats funny

im aussie and alot of us are actually like that when we drink

not all of us might i add

....i am

lol

[diamonddragoniori]

its funny.....but its not that funny....

am i missing something?

[4341449]

c-c-can't b..... breath... too.... f.. funny

[ALICECOOPERFANATIC]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! lol classic

[NightQueen87]

u are funny

[GRUMPYADL]

Ferguson should be on at a better timeslot

[gordo39432]

he's the frontrunner to take over dave lettermans slot... dave's gettin' old

[Bloodshotbuddah]

it was like going home for the holidays FUCKING PRICELESS

[aemreunal]

Hahahahha!

I pissed myself laughing xD

[DizzyDior12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[vibez2me]

carpet bomb them with the fart jokes!! haha

[testsubject5591]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH -gulg gulg- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

extreme lol

[LifeOfRice]

that caused an extreme lollercoaster

[SimVik91]

Reminded me of some random Steve Carell scene :) Loved it! :D

[mega1ndy]

so you can't understand english, but you can type it? oh, im pretty sure people here find this funney becuse THERE WATCHING IT! NON ONES FORCING YOU TO WATCH THIS! If they like what they saw on tv, they would come here to watch it agian.

[shorty41gtoguy]

Why are you watching it then? I'm assuming it's just so that you can share your idiotic opinion on youtube of all places, because youtube is serious business. If you actually want people to take you seriously then post somewhere that matters i.e. a forum or other place that people might actually care about what you have to say. Stop just flaming youtube videos.

[carguymiami]

My opinion NBC Is reaching for anything when this Guy is on late night.Seriously, do you get his humor?I don't..First off all it takes me time to comprehend what he's saying then to get the Humor I'm lost!..Another Dead Horse is Jimmy Falon.Jimmy Falon speaks like if he's constipated I mean where is the HUMOR!?!! Where are the New Carlins,Murphys,Murrays,Masons­,Dangerfields,..Please get new material for NBC!!

Or take off the late night Ferguson and Fallon the 2 F's...PLEASE OUT NO MORE PAIN!

[ShoopisMyWhoopisJr]

I get his humor. Craig Ferguson is funny as well as quick on his feet. Also, I am pretty sure that this is CBS, not infact NBC, as it is can be easily seen twice to the right of the video and even on the video itself in a watermark type fashion.

[brewer921]

He's not on NBC.

[umumum1]

i laughed my ass off at this whole disagreement. you have a guy saying Craig isn't funny and he can't stand him, then you have 5 other people going "wtf?" because they can't understand the first guy. obviously slow and too ignorant to even know what he's talking about anyway. Craig is obvious CBS, and he can't even spell half of what he's typing. major fail for that guy.

on a lighter note, Craig is doing the USO thing again with Stephen Colbert in the Persian Gulf this summer. :D

[Sorcoral]

and lucky colbert got places smack dab in baghdad...in a former Saddam palace too boot...

it was a good week that just wrapped up

[furrikittytoes]

what time is his show on? eastern time? :)

[METMAN92towhoknows]

it is on at 10:37 mountain time ........ don't know the conversion

[furrikittytoes]

thanks:)

[pennyjodean]

Greatest import of all time, so proud Craig is now American! Very sorry to hear about that marriage!!  (O:

[ramtha9]

Gotta be my favorite late night talk guy ever. Funny man!

[RevJim1313]

I looooove this guy. Anybody up late stoned with the munchies knows what a well kept secret gem this guy is. Awesome.

[angelia2x09]

oh my gosh I love craig;) I almost cried with laughter<3

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH *drinks* AHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[ballsy101]

1:47 just killed me!!!!

[scratchy996]

this guy is seriously funny :)

[coftea12]

when I'm at home i stay up just to watch this guy though my mom yells at me to go to bed.

[Amenthatip]

this guys hilariouss, its to bad hes not on earlier

[swingingfordearlife]

he's moving up an hour :] luckily

[themooddisorders]

is he?

[swingingfordearlife]

yeah this june/july i believe, lookin forward to it

[LadyOhEvans]

oh my god, i actually laughed out loud and started to talk to myself! this is so funny.i was like "hahahahaha, oh my god,its so funny". XD

[IrishEyes1989]

Craig Ferguson is amazing =D <3

[arohadtszad]

that's awesome, he is the funniest guy ever

[Lynaugh1028]

1:40 LOL

I was taking a sip of my drink and nearly choked to death on it because I started laughing!

[xBillyTheKidx]

THEY WERE DRINKIN'! my second favorite line, second to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Lordgeek4]

"there was a aussie sailor yelling this: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh­, pop, gulp,gulp,gulp,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh­!." classic

[392redienhcs]

"carpet bomb them with the fart jokes"

Too early in this clip and I already had the fits. Too funny!

[rockfrog2]

ahahahahaha

That drunken Australian guy imitation is hilarious!!!

[FerreThoughts]

lol, aussies. :)

[KeithWesterly]

There's no funnier person alive

[DarkHawk56]

am an Indian N I agree

[brpadington]

I never cared much for Craig but when jimmy fallon takes over late night Craig will look amazing in comparison.

[Flirri]

Seriously, Jimmy Fallon is going to look like a shy Mr. Rogers compared to Craig.

[scotman345]

Craig is so good. I wish he was still a Scotsman though. Don't understand becoming an American at this time in history

[laci0008]

I concur and I am American. I'm thinking about moving back to the UK. I love futbol and hearty drink. lol

[sudnem]

I think that he fully understood what he was doing.

[snookums520]

haha yeah I agree, I'm Scottish, lived here in Glasgow my whole life, I love Craig, when I heard he had become an American citizen I was completely shocked! I was like "NOW?!! WHY?!?!?!" haha

[albertoxFTW]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greateast thing EVER

[paperitahra]

I love him, he is totally hilarious!! :D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha!!!

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

LOL I WISH I WAS THERE! omg, this dude's jokes =)

[Mooerin13]

lmfao 1:45 best thing ever hahhahahahah oh my godddddd

[McShoeGal]

Omg, i love craig! im laughing so hard that im literally crying!!! LOL

AHHHHHHH ! LOL

[varan92]

AUSSIE FOR THE WIN!!

[couchcases]

Thanks & love it.

Hope you enjoy our new episode of Couch Cases!

[umumum1]

it was like going home for the holidays! hahaha. i'm not scottish myself, but i know quite a few and if they ever got together, it probably be like what he described hahaha.