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The pretzel choked on Chuck Norris.
thangQanime 1 year ago
mabey he lied to his wife and she clocked him. domestic violence in the white house
aHeavenscent 3 years ago
yeah, he chokes on a pretzel, passes out, falls over..and somehow gets punched in the face haha.
cheney def hit him, or monica payed another visit to the white house.
hairgrows 3 years ago
I remember being on a party the night before the news broke that "a pretzel almost killed GWB",I was reading a lot about occultism at that point of time,so my friends talked me into cursing GWB,it was just party fun,you know...I was drunk,I really hate that fucker, so I decided to give it a try.I casted a spell on him, that´s said to "send a demon to strangle somebody".
I guess it´s pure coincidence, that GWB choked on pretzels only a few hours later, but...maybe,just MAYBE,I almost killed him.
NKA23 3 years ago
that was very funny, but if that was possible, Cheney should have his entire body cover on black marks by now.
FerFer1958 3 years ago
lmao
legolas435 2 years ago
probably got his ass beat in a skull & bones reunion!
rjc1187 4 years ago 2
whoever beat his ass didn't finish the job because the prick is still alive.
cliftonbrown 4 years ago 7
His wife decided enough was enough
WARP10CK 4 years ago 2
dick prolly beat some sence into him
well tried neways
congoninja 4 years ago 2
Your right. I searched "bush choke" just to see what was on utube about it. He definitly took a beatin from somebody, probably a few somebody's. Bush Kerry Cheney Rumsfeld, Clinton... there all brainwashed by the Illuminati.
matt192433 4 years ago
Wasnt doing his job right, his image has been decreasing and since hes just a figurehead, it's a big deal to keep his appeal up. they had to beat the studder out of him lol.
alumni187 4 years ago
The lying Bastard was drunk again?
MrLMULES 4 years ago
That is the theory I'm goin with.. Fell off the wagon
joegreaser 4 years ago
LOL thats exactly what I thought when I seen his face, that aint no pretzel accident. HE GOT BITCH SLAPPED by his neo-con masters HA.
miketite 5 years ago
cheney probably shot him with a non-lethal shotgun for practice! HAHAH
Poonard 4 years ago