Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is Better

[MilwaukeeLAX]

i went to Silk here in milwaukee. they had a two for one lapdances, and I chose this song as my first. it was fun

then she dry humped me to Deftones "change" (in the house of flies)

....Yahtzee

[DrMagicfinger]

My buddy actually got a lapdance from a stripper named Bambi. I was wondering why he was laughing while she was grinding him and it made sense when he told me. Said he had the song playing in his head the whole time. I was kinda jealous lol.

[xX9121998xX]

Goddamn it dabe95.....-_____-...

[jerrylove0677]

I wonder how many strippers have ever danced to this... just for a laugh.

[dabe95]

what's FCC?

[joer211]

@dabe95 Federal Communications Commission, it makes sure pple dont say fuck or drugs or nigga on the radio

[LadiesMan1844]

This song makes me wanna bounce up and down like an oompa loompa =)

[lucanis1221]

lmao ...this song is about a truck driving serial killer from the 60's

[bizarbara1]

cryyyyyyyyyy let it go baby

[ImSuchASpecialGirl]

who's the other one who's singing? Harry?

[apoctalipia]

this makes now sense but its hilarius

[kkkbravolush]

@apoctalipia what is now sence??? dumbass

[apoctalipia]

@kkkbravolush omg the world is going to end because of a fuckin' typo. or ur just so mentally retarded that you cant figure out what i was supposed to write :O

[kkkbravolush]

@apoctalipia oh my god, how hard is it to look at what you used your little retarded fingers on those little retarded keys to put those little retarded letters up on the screen without looking up to make sure you didnt fuck anything up???????????????????? fuck, you're just about as good as NOBAMA at getting something that simple right

[apoctalipia]

@kkkbravolush who the fuck is NOBAMA and that little fucking thing that you just fucking wrote with you little fucking face probably took you forever. i can type write but i was trying to be quick so you and your fucking little penis and your ugly ass gf, wait scratch that, your probably such a fucking low life that the only way you can get some hole is letting some big black guy fuck you in the ass so you can use his fucking little rubber wife thing. shit

[kkkbravolush]

@apoctalipia god damn that was awesome!! thanks for the great laugh...still laughin!! their howes thet fer a spelor he haw he haw?

[apoctalipia]

@kkkbravolush what the fuck did you turn into a jac..... donkey

[scoobie331]

back in 2000 i was a dj here in ny. i slid this into the playlist. i've been blackballed by the fcc ever since. but it was soooooo worth it. my studio manager, russ, came in the booth, sheet white with his eyes bulging and his jaw hanging. and oh, the phone calls we got that day. tons of death threats. they were going to fire us all anyway since wbab 102.3 bought our studio. i always say, if your going to exit, make sure you go down with both guns blazzing.

[CodPlayer951]

@scoobie331

ok dumb question,but why would the fcc blackball you for playing this?? it isnt the milk line is it? if so thats fucking lame as shit,its a song nothing more,fucking idiots in our world

[scoobie331]

@CodPlayer951 it was part of the student radio network, and i had been warned previously for playing other "questionable" material. the guidelines are a little different when the on air talent is under eighteen. since i was one of the only college students, i was made an example of. the blackballing was more of the unofficial, under the table type. you know, piss off the wrong person, a phone call is made, and your screwed. on the upside, the music sucks nowadays so it's kind of a blessing.

[stiggyh]

@CodPlayer951 its the pedophile line that did it

[dosemeter]

@scoobie331 There's not actually an FCC violation here.....?

[scoobie331]

@dosemeter by today's standards, yes, but this was 11 years ago and this was student radio, the guidelines were different. at the time k-rock was playing songs in there original, un-edited format. i'm sure that by today's standards there are violations out the ass, but this was before janet j's tits flopping out at the super bowl and slick willy was still in the white house, so you really had to piss off the right people back then. unfortunatly, i achieved this very goal with minimal effort.

[bbbmoody]

@dosemeter My thoughts exactly

[RainedOutGrave]

@scoobie331 Balls man, you had them lmao

[Zmrdaciq]

@scoobie331 this I approve so hard. 

[MasterHawng]

@scoobie331

not only did you burn that bridge, you blew it the fuck up lol

[lllnyxlll]

@scoobie331 ACE! :D

[xatele]

ddsaaqwdslkhfsaoiyq

[dragonling13]

@ratheruggedmanfan Awww.... How sweet. I love it that a semblance of a presentation of intelligence makes someone be treated like a freak. :) At least by those that have no better argument than a logical fallacy, built upon the unstable foundation of fallacies and illogical, illegitimate children of an ignorant, boorish mind...

Oh, how I love the internet.

[MrEddythezombie]

i showed this to all my friends at school one day at the begining of the year. this is all that we learned last year

[SonnyTheJolly]

OMG that voice sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy! ;'D

[countrymusicgtavboy2]

i listen this while driving a truck i find it funny as hell

[SICK2210]

HE SO COOL WITH IT, ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!!! 25 PEOPLE HAVE NEVER NAILED HER BACK AT HER TRAILER!!!!!

[Amipher82]

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!­!

[dragonling13]

@ratheruggedmanfan One of which I doubt you have the charm or any other necessity to see.

[rath223]

@ratheruggedmanfan dicktitts...

[dragonling13]

@ratheruggedmanfan You know what I find useful in people who are expressing themselves? A semblance of the self-respect required to correctly execute something.

The funny thing, though? I really could not care less. No matter what I say nor do, you will be wrong, and continue in that path. So, with a bit of further ado, I depart from this conversation and will continue to enjoy what entertains me.

To end this, you are wrong, and fail to express your views in a truly literate manner. Adios.

[johnnycajxrt]

funniest thing about this song... i deliver pizza to a strip club at least once a week, and i've heard this song playing on more than one occasion

[DinaTheMage]

such a fucked up song but funny as hell

[dragonling13]

@ratheruggedmanfan You do not know how to well enough execute what you are saying others cannot do to criticize. Also, You may not criticize anything I may say, as I am... ahem... correct. Unlike you.

When you said that useless is spelled the same, she was correcting the use of a comma instead of a period at the end of a sentence and directly before a capital letter.

Be it slang, it be incorrect.

So shush your lips.

[letsplaywithmatches]

@dragonling13 Be it slang, it is correct.* trollolol

[Jewclops]

@ratheruggedmanfan i love how ignorant people like to criticize spelling when they run out of valid points to argue.

[HardStyleND]

LoL like 2 boiled eggs in a tubesock :D

[Darwinmahkittay]

@ratheruggedmanfan Eh? Why? That's not a spelling mistake. I *realize that *is a mistake. It wasn't *taught to us in Primary School and it's useless*. Just like if I *used *its in that sentence. Come back to me when you see a useful mistake to be correcting*

Useful mistake?

[TheFotograffer]

@ratheruggedmanfan Probably shouldn't criticize spelling when you use the wrong form of "you're."

[TheFotograffer]

23 people had lap dances from happy strippers.

[EnteiFled]

@RMC69100 And forcing your opinions on everyone is real mature on your part,too,huh?

[johnnyblack420]

@RMC69100 fuck you, 

[TheWhocares1990]

every time i play this video i've got it playing though my amp, (some of the looks i get of my flats mates) hahaha it's great

[JimmyTheDevistation]

@RMC69100 I consider that a compliment! Thank you very much XD

[mullacABC]

this definatly playing at my wedding

[lyingstudent]

Santa's tummy tum

[houndpuppies87]

doo doo hole lol

[XxherbestnightmarexX]

Correction: A lap dance is so much better when the strippers bleeding.

[619Xela619]

@XxherbestnightmarexX EEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

[johny11150]

@XxherbestnightmarexX ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[posom1]

@XxherbestnightmarexX Yes! x)

[glamourboy89]

this is a song im gona play when i take a girl out fer a date

[thefunkilledu]

Name was Russel.

[twistedpschyo]

never thought missing childern could be so sexy

[thecrazy5569]

LOVE IT, nothing like having  her grinding me against her will .Got to nail her back in her trailer.

[sannik0v]

This song is wrong in every possible way, but still so awesome! :DDD

[sannik0v]

This song is wrong in every possible way, but still awesome!!!!! :DDD

[ricshort74]

HOORAY for BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGreatSimaChops]

soya this song is totaly done with this little casio keyboard ive had since childhood lmao its one of the preset beats with the violin setting lol

[bigmouth285]

this is slightly disturbing 

[DJMarcO138]

Bwaahaha, everything about this tune is wrong, and I love it.

[xthenrgx]

i decided to do wat any good christian would, u cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of milk juice and polish the one eyed golfer when ur doin 75 in an 18 wheeler

[vampcrush]

roflmao jesus christ is jack hammering micky mouse in the dodo hole

[melissaaalynnn]

Hahahahaha. Omg, so wrong. xD

[Teaohdede]

I heard this song on the time when I went to my first strip club

[agretz]

it's track 14 on the album, right before The 10 coolest things about new jersey and after This Is Stupid

[sen1167]

I am looking right at the album listing right now. No, it isn't. And according to the picture on the video, this should be on "Hooray For Boobies" - This song isn't there. o.O Time to hit the google.

[multimom3]

@sen1167 it is so on hooray for boobies i used to own the cd till i killed it listening to it too much and this was one of my top fave on the album

[ThurrzASnakeInMyBoot]

@sen1167 Yes it is. I just listened to it like 2 weeks ago. This is the only Bloodhound Gang album I own. If it wasn't on the CD then I wouldn't even know this song.

[vivaxlaxstf]

mrsen4lifE you are as fukn idiot

[MrSen4lifE]

I do not remember this being in the album. And I have all their albums. This doesn't even sound like TBHG

[mminc2112]

@MrSen4lifE Well you better go back and look again because it's there.ON THIS ALBUM

[sejemandhaha]

@MrSen4lifE It does

[mcspraycan]

@MrSen4lifE LOL FAIL

[TheSarahSideofThings]

I think this wins the award for the most fucked up song I've ever heard XD

[MrDonutley]

20 people are crying strippers

[grakusfynk]

i like it when strippers are tied up in my trunk.

[RiusLove]

@grakusfynk Same here.... Wait, i'm a girl O.e

[panzerveps]

@RiusLove you know, there are male strippers ;)

[squirrelybmx]

This makes me want to do dirty things to insruments when I'm high

[Zarathustra1919]

@squirrelybmx now that you mention it....

[impeachbush86]

I never thought I'd find something so cheuvenistic and sadistic to be so............................­..FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

[jyanixbach]

Russell lmao

[fitbmxseries1]

I'd wear her face like a mask as I do my little cookie dance.

[mzmadmike]

20 people don't like the stripper to cry.

[cuzinjojo82]

@mzmadmike Maybe it was 20 strippers...

[19G96]

DAS IST EIN SEHR SCHÖNES LIED!

[Brianhaus1]

This song rocks!

[americanzero101]

thumbs up if you agree a lapdance is so much better when the strippers cryin

[IGCATXOK]

such a guilty pleasure hehehe

[willisk5]

its hard to hide a hard-on when youre dressed like minnie pearl

[nikobelic25000]

doodoohole all that doodoohole yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[chrispowerz]

Every time i go to Spearament Rhino the girl never crys :(

And i allways go for the saddest looking thing there :(

Mabey i need to ask for the crying? "20$ extra plz"

[Themrpandasonbreak]

XD its funnier halfway to the end

[1pinkman]

greatest song ever, everyone I show this song to is either laughing their ass off or their disgusted.

[summerkocean1]

its a happy song even though the stripper is cryin

[LaaarsP]

awesome ! >D

[JeezaLou]

had about as much teeth as a jack o lantern hahahah what a great song

[TheCowstabber]

one of the few songs i will go out of my way to listen to

[LPGivenUp19]

This is by far the weirdest song on the album. Each verse gives me an even bigger WTF moment then the last one.

"You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half-gallon of moo juice while polishing the one-eyed gopher when you're doing 75 in an 18-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be sooooo sexy. Did I say that out loud?" O.O

[fishbonus]

i never thought missing children could be so sexy.. lolz

[hamwitch]

omg the fantasy part is the best part

[NiggaPlease2311]

>Heh. That rhymed.

I lol'd.

[alexarox87]

That's of course what any good christian would do. All good christians should be that way

[BennyLolXD]

"its quite a thrill when she rides me against her will"? xD

[MrSuicideTom]

if i am not mistaken, i usually am, isn't this song a "parody" of country songs? at least that is what i read/heard once.

[eeyore9598]

best bhg song ever! really need to buy a new copy of this cd.

[darklordoprah]

faster than you can say "shallow grave" lol

[South3rnSass]

Nailer back at her trailer (gotta love it!)

[Bandaids4ever]

This is a fucking messed up song. :D

[vswagon]

he uses a small tiny casio keyboard these tunes are built into it

[Zarathustra1919]

my grandfather sang this in his sleep when he was at the hospital

[Hakasuma]

@Zarathustra1919 He's my hero

[Zarathustra1919]

@Hakasuma yep hes mine too X)

[ayedreelove]

i dont hear how this relates to clumsy lol

[kittykittynyaanyaa]

"Well, my heart just dropped. So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half-gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doing 75 in an 18-wheeler. I never thought missing children could be so sexy! ...Did I say that out loud...?"

[milacrzy]

hooray for boobies interesting name

[nissanrb25dett]

So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"

[whyamIsoaw3sum]

heh, that rymes.

[HoneybirdHexicka]

I forgot all about this song... Fuck I'm getting old! Still like the Chasey Lane song best though...

[garthtic]

Still think you guy's are awesome! I guess I'm just stuck in the 90's.

[TheIrishDoll]

Pop's voice... :-P

[vdubskater420]

haha i love this song 

[Rexco33]

I still got one of mini 80s keyboards, I think...

[ilovetofu1000]

her name waz.... russell

[fuduzan5562]

@ilovetofu1000 ..Except that he didn't say "her", and 'was' doesn't contain a Z. and the 'r' in Russel should be capitalized. I bet you love tofu.

[SharinganEye665]

no its not its exactly the same :P

[poisonalice]

Love the 80s mini Casio keyboard in the background!

[grahamdaddy6]

who f*ck sings the chorus for this?

[Phony1000]

such a great language

[joemetal24]

.... name was Russell

[flipism303d]

Had about as much teeth as a jack-o-lantern XDDD

[TheGraffitiMan420]

If people hate some kind of music why even post a comment on the video they hate. That is a dumbass move right there!

[d3fct]

jimi pop 4 eva

[drfaith]

me and my mate were listening to this the other night whilst drinking and we realised how similar it was to something that happened to another friend of ours.

he was a troop and was fucking this obese chinese hooker who was sobbing during sex. he said it turned him on hahaha

[satanicpanda46]

LOL thats awesome dude

[6666mick]

OMFG, i never thort missing childran could be so sexxxxxyyyyyy ahahaahahaahaha

BHG FTW

[Jayone719]

Yeah a lap dance is so much better when the stripper's crying

[TaekwondoGuy86]

you're not even supposed to be on youtube stupid.

[6666mick]

OMFG BLOODHOUND RULE ! ! ! ! ! !

[brenvt]

LOVE IT..play it in the bar all the time..and the crown LOVE it..

[poppabeene]

you wouldnt believe how funny this ringtone it is. i had this all last year and whenever it goes off hot girls laugh, and theres nothing better than a funny ice breaker when your phone goes off

[dprague]

Did they win an Emmy for this rendition? I like how it tells a story.

[Opiatist]

Now i have something to listen to while playing GTA. :D

[dave54303]

the stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop

[bks1366]

This is the stupidest song ever, but in a good way. I mean, they lyrics are so fucking hilarious. I love it! xD

[vinkonamin]

I don't think this song will ever stop being EPIC

[countyrebal999]

Nope. Never.

[equuspotentia]

LOL, i never thought missing children could be sooo sexy..did i say that out loud

[kaptaincarisma]

:D:D:D:D damn

[WingedHealer]

this is stupid..lol

[Gankadinn]

.... Your stupid.

Lawl, I agree its stupid, but it's the funniest thing I've herd in awhile. :)

[xXNeverTheSameXxPs3]

the tune is also on dude wheres my car, i think?

[SchizophreNICK18]

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would. You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler

[SharinganEye665]

dude fuck lawn darts

she deserves a long rusty pipe wrapped in barbwire

[xXxPuNkShEeKxXx]

..................

[SharinganEye665]

i know

the bitch

she deserves to be jackhammered in he doodoo hole

[ColonelTobiasFunke]

@SharinganEye665 with a lawn dart or otherwise?

[SharinganEye665]

waiiiiiit

Fergie used that tune in the background for her song Clumsy

[agretz]

this song was out before fergie was around pissing her pants on stage

[Malon50001]

@agretz So this song was released before 1985? ^ ~ didnt think so.

[MagicalCzar]

@agretz ROFL

[NorthCoast44]

@SharinganEye665 that is the same sample. good ear

[Iwillcrushyou0208]

@SharinganEye665 no its alot different

[crazypyrorogue]

@SharinganEye665 why did you listen to enough fergy to notice that?

[SharinganEye665]

@crazypyrorogue That song was all over the tv when it came out,so i couldnt avoid it.

And i used to listen to BAP back in the day.