I Love You All - FFA Win w/ Every Gun - MP5K ACOG - 3D Movies, Gears of War, Straws Suck

[DaveMustaine333]

Personalized insult please!

[deadpie1234]

I only like cheesecake with cherries on top,otherwise it's just bland. I only use straws if I get them at a resaruant, never played Gears of War, and don't want to, and I hate 3D movies. They don't give me headaches or anything, I hate them because they always do some stupid shit like throwing a ball at the camera whilst screaming "OOOH LOOK THWEEE DEEEEE"

[iAmChorkscrew]

I like eating cheese cake trough a straw while not eating ice while watching a 3d movie while thinking of gears! OH what now! **just playing**

[grjjboy]

Cheesecake is awesome, straws are stupid, i hate ice because no point to have it with a cold drink, 3d movies are bullshit and the glasses make you tired, and ya

[RageMalarkey]

@grjjboy Your opinions are close...but not close enough! Just kidding!

[grjjboy]

omg that was scary as fuck. ive never been on your channel and i clicked on this video and my name is matthew

[RageMalarkey]

@grjjboy Just for you buddy! Haha

[YouEatMyDust]

Im ready for MW3 so i can buy it for PC, buying it for PC then MW3 comes out is useless

[RageMalarkey]

@YouEatMyDust I want to upgrade my PC so bad :(

[YouEatMyDust]

@RageMalarkey whats in your PC atm, i just built one and spend $350 on an EVGA GTX 570 SC :P

[BlackCoffee991]

I get mad almost every game I play in Black Ops. And I've decided to quit playing because of this, I'm only playing MW2 until MW3 comes out. The hit detection is just so terrible, sure, MW2 has annoying things, like noobtubes and commando, but at least if you shoot and hit a person they actually get hit. So many times I've gotten bullet hitmarkers that disappear, knife hitmarkers that go nowhere, etc. in Black Ops. And I feel lame yelling at a TV because of a game so I stopped playing Black Ops.

[BlackCoffee991]

I am the same way, if I play Black Ops I will always get mad, even if I get positive. I've actually decided to quit playing the game (except zombies of course) because I'm afraid it might affect my health if I keep getting angry. Plus I feel like a douche just yelling at an inanimate object. But Black Ops is so full of BS kills, especially because I'm almost always on a two bar. I don't really ever get mad when playing MW2 simply because their hit detection is solid.

[BlackCoffee991]

I am the same way, if I play Black Ops I will always get mad, even if I get positive. I've actually decided to quit playing the game (except zombies of course) because I'm afraid it might affect my health if I keep getting angry. Plus I feel like a douche just yelling at an inanimate object. But Black Ops is so full of BS kills, especially because I'm almost always on a two bar. I don't really ever get mad when playing MW2 simply because their hit detection is solid.

[RageMalarkey]

@BlackCoffee991 That's a good idea. I look back at things I say sometimes and laugh at myself. It's a game. But that shouldn't stop me from caring, right? I dunno!

[toadBob]

I'm also really liking Space Marine. Campaign was fun (though since Halo Reach, I've not wanted to play on Hardest difficulties. No amount of gamerscore will make me play on Frustration Machine difficulty again), they nailed how a Space Marine should be. I'm also looking forward to Skyrim and Saints Row 3, though Saints I'll probably get sometime around February-bills permitting.

[RageMalarkey]

@toadBob My brother in law is playing that. Skyrim will take a huge chunk of my life out :O I'm considering doing a let's play.

[toadBob]

I suppose I'm excited. Getting ready to go on vacation down to visit my mom, I'm looking forward to Gears of War 3 (I mostly played Botmatch in Gears 2 for the reasons you stated-luckily you could get most of the achievements in botmatch in Gears 2). You spawn with the default power weapon (the shotgun).but I liked the beta ok, and some of my friends are getting it (most are getting MW3).

I'm also looking to start being more social. I work 3rd shift, so I don't get out much.

[RageMalarkey]

@toadBob Ouch. I know how you feel. I work until around 2 in the morning so I don't see my friends much either :/

[DarkLeviathan1990]

My name is Matthew, so thanks for the personalized intro :P haha.

[RageMalarkey]

@DarkLeviathan1990 Just for you man!

[gummybearz69]

my parents are divorced, my dads a dick, my mom isnt all there, my girlfriend lives half way across the country, i have social anxiety mostly about kids my age, yet im totally cool with adults which no one understands. just like they dont understand me. when i left school i had lots of friends. but since then, not a single one has said A SINGLE WORD TO ME. that hurts. oh and my best friend moved away months ago. I'm not so good rage..not so good.

[RageMalarkey]

@gummybearz69 It might sound cliche, but things truly get better. I've been through some tough times myself and look back at them now as stepping stones to where I am now. Maybe I will make a commentary going into detail. Thank you for your comment buddy, feel better.

[lunaticfrin9e]

Think you should alternate between live commentary and this. Both awesome/hilarious in their own ways.

Just got back from the cheesecake factory btw ;)

[RageMalarkey]

@lunaticfrin9e I hope you had three courses of gross ass cheesecake!

[Artbtzftw]

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[zxrax]

btw, Spy Kids 3D was the shit. Quit yer hatin'

[RageMalarkey]

@zxrax Never saw it... I feel like I missed something.

[zxrax]

Mage Ralarkey roflmao

[Mass49]

Yay I got a personal intro :D

[RageMalarkey]

@Mass49 Anytime bud :D

[Ruiner087]

Straws protect your teeth from acids and such. You're a silly goose. 3D movies ALWAYS suck.

Gears of War is pretty crap. It's basically Press A to do everything except fire your weapon. Online was shitty, campaign was..alright. Not a huge fan.

[RageMalarkey]

@Ruiner087 Screw acids! My teeth are made from adamentium!

[CallofDutyBlackSocks]

I hate 3d, Im color blind so they give me like huge ass headaches

[RageMalarkey]

@CallofDutyBlackSocks That would piss me off too :/

[7corevalue]

you should meet seananners, he loves cheesecake

[RageMalarkey]

@7corevalue He was in my hotel room at PAX for a bit but I was out with a friend :(

[ItstheOnlyJoe]

im doing shit,schools killing me, and its only been a week.

[RageMalarkey]

@ItstheOnlyJoe I know how you feel man. Just got to keep on going. Try to have sex with a teacher for an easy A.

[YouEatMyDust]

@RageMalarkey errr sex with a teacher xD awkward much

[FakeThriller]

Straws keep the ice from sliding into mah face at when my drink is almost gone.

[RageMalarkey]

@FakeThriller I eat that ice!

[BigBack100]

My Middle Name is Matthew Is that Ok?

[RageMalarkey]

@BigBack100 I accept it. We have connected.

[BigBack100]

@RageMalarkey Woohoo!!! Say, Can u play with me on xbox? Imma Fanboy!! :)

[RageMalarkey]

@BigBack100 Dude, of course! I won't be on Xbox until tomorrow but if you send a friend request to Rage Malarkey, I'll accept for sure.

[BigBack100]

@RageMalarkey Im 11 If thats Okay! :P psst Going to be 12 in 8 days!

[BrokenZygoma]

My childs name will now be Mage Ralarkey Ostrowski. Thank you for the inspiration.

[RageMalarkey]

@BrokenZygoma I demand copyright monaaayy

[BrokenZygoma]

@RageMalarkey Fine...I suppose someone should pay for that being my childs name. It s kinda mean.