The Deft Gamer - Alone in The Dark (Wii) Review

[HIKAJO]

3:49 ... is that suppose to be censoring something orrrrr?

[TheDeftGamer]

@HIKAJO

it was a joke. the bear's name is paddington bear. so when the character says... oh well you can watch it again and get the joke lol.

[HIKAJO]

@TheDeftGamer

Oh, hahahaha .. good one LOL

[ALT980]

I got this game used for 5 bucks prepared that it was going to suck but it's not bad. I've paid more for Wiiware games that ended up being crappier.

[SpaceRitual]

Just a heads up, he's really selling the lousy controls of this game short. They are much more terrible than he's letting on. The game is fun, at times confusing graphically, but the controls are a pain. A game like this really isn't Wiimote/nunchuck appropriate, but still, I'm liking it so far. I paid $10 for it, and don't feel ripped off, if that means anything.

[cocodeath1]

It's $3.99!!! FUCK YES

I'm getting this.

[DarkWes89]

give me a feedback about this gane like 1/10

[iTeaze888]

I MADE IT! (block of stone disagrees) lol

[orangepan13]

Paddington!

[crazycat10111]

LOL YOU STOPPED EXACTLY WHEN I NEEDED HELP

[JayKRiot]

"Would fire really make concrete explode like that?" "Dude, she said fuck in a wii game!" I lol'd.

[dreamwolf19]

sigh, Why does every non-english speaking (YEAH YA SOUND LIKE A FREAKIN' MONKEY!!! When you say survival horror it sounds like your saying "sureal whore" learn fucking english) think that anyone cares what they think of a game? I don't care if YOU like it or not, I want to watch scenes from the game to decide to buy it or not, Not hear some asshole say "oh this games better than alone in the dark" fuck that, This is alone in the dark don't compare to any other game it's THIS game end of comment

[coxy248]

mate you are well funny 

[lookitspejay]

great review

[666AMC666]

Nice review, and Ur funny XD

bbut yeah, it was a very proffesionally done review, nice input ETC, and i might get this game just from watching you :]

I won't bother with asking you if u are rlly deaf but if U are, ur speech is amazing, and

i enjoyed your review, thanks, have a nice day

[xxconduitxx]

lol this game sucks o yea your funney

[joaovictor1994]

Holy crap... Porn!

[ZincInfinity]

wait are you deaf?

[SuperEdj]

the beginning is good but then wen you go tho that damm flores is a litle boring...

bu is still a good game for the wii!

[alexai183]

I hate oyur voice, but good review

[alexai183]

I hate your voice, but good review

[ZincInfinity]

@alexai183 i think he is deaf.

[gamerdudex420]

@ZincInfinity if he was deaf how could of he made fun of the music that he can't hear? just a thought

[666AMC666]

@gamerdudex420 coclier implant

[gamerdudex420]

@666AMC666 thank you for clarifying i was curious

[hshgf]

this game is the worst game i ever played. the monsters never attacked me i could just stand there and look at them and they would just do nothing plus the level when you need to swing on the helicopter rope was so so annoying . the only thing that kept me going was the story but the end didn't tell me anything. so then i got an xbox 360 and everything was better

[robinett11]

subbed

[mayordavesoldier]

HOLY CRAP PORN!!!!

oh man that line made me laugh a lot hahaha

[galganush]

Is this Mark Wahlberg reviewing the game?

[martinburkeirl]

@galganush

i was thinking the same. LMFAO

[1sissi1]

games*

[1sissi1]

best graphics .. pfff ... check out resident evil darkside chronicles .. even its a rail shooter it got better graphics than most PS3 or xbox 360 graphics.

[Guyverhoeven]

No it doesnt..... it seriously DOESNT........

[GamingWookie]

@1sissi1 that's why they should make alot of game with the havoks engine

[imewompa]

i tried and it sucks

[RooFgr]

best graphics on Wii???? WTF! This the worst game i ve seen on the Wii and i mean it! Everything is bad! Graphics are bad, controls are bad, voice acting is bad...

[aprenticeOFdarkness]

@RooFgr it's still the best graphics on the wii till now

[RooFgr]

i disagree. Some parts are ok but the game sucks. For gods sake have you seen the car models??? Only the flame effects are above average.

In every category you want the Wii was at least one game with better graphics.

[aprenticeOFdarkness]

weeeeellll. since u mentioned it, NFS Prostreet had pretty awesome graphics. but thats the only game i have, that has better than this.

[Username6664]

@aprenticeOFdarkness mario galaxy has waaaaaaaaaaaay better graphics

[Cainzgamez]

i got this for a fiver on amazon its arived yet but......

[serpico89]

"what the hell was that?" "i don't, know" "go down and check it out." "why don't u go down there urself?" ROFL that was one of the best reviews i've seen!

[zebure]

i just got this game for free. buy an full price game and get this. :P the game store problay hade to many copy of this.

anyway, i think the graffic is cind of bad, is not as good like mario galaxy,

the control i did thing it were just irething.

[orkkid1]

DO UR AWSOME UR SO FUNNY

where u live?

i wanna play with u!

[zebure]

just bought it for 1$, dont buy it for 10$ try find it for 1$.

[NemesisTheZombieKing]

HOLY CRAP!........PORN!/....that was the only good part in the game besides how comically relfing the ppl were...example...u know those fissure guys? when they come out teh ground they just follow u around and wont atatck...ya tahst right they fukin do more harm under teh damn ground then in ur face!

[CR1ST1AN360]

u remind me of ed from ed,edd,and eddy

[sakonpure6]

lmaf, u made this game so funny not even scary with the commentary! Awsoke 5/5

[benassi56]

Is it worth buying for $10?

[RooFgr]

no...i bought it for 2 euros (no kiddin) and i cannot believe how bad it is...

[ac360lover17]

zomg! i would love to play vidya games with this guy...

[CR1ST1AN360]

what the hel is the point of the blinking effect retarted

[dblmh]

dude your freaking hilarious now shut up anna

[dragoncommander92]

so is it worth buying it?

[halojames1]

game is horrible in general both wii and 360 i played it on lol

[andrijaVIII2]

amazing game

[qww955]

u sound gAY

[TheDeftGamer]

u look gAY

[kishurocks]

lol

[robinchwan]

please stop with the gay jokes.. if your grown up youd think that was totally stupid.. lol

[erick103]

You are a fag bro..

[kishurocks]

no he doesent he sounds like a brooklin acsent or mafia(THE MOVIE)

[Sarato]

I can say that Alone in the Dark is the worst game I've played on the 360. The graphics and music is really really good but the buggy gameplay and the horrific driving scenes makes the game to an unplayable mess. Too bad, 'cause i really wanted to like it but the game wouldn't let me. =(

[bubrockit]

They fixed most of the problems on the Ps3 version, since it was released later than the xbox. I thought that the game was actually really good, I'm working on the platinum trophy but I have no idea how i'm going to get all the roots of evil, since i finished the game and all...

[Sarato]

Yeah, I know the PS3 version are alot better, although i haven't tried it. And if you want to burn all the roots, you either have to jump to a chapter where you can get to all the roots or just start from the beginning.

[usteeler81]

I feel the same way, exactly the same way. I had it for the Wii, and it just seemed messed up and the controls were just horrendous! I wanted to enjoy it just like you, but I just couldn't.

[iwams1]

sarato fuck you asshole this is one of the best games ever you stupid fool!you just can't play it!hahaha

[liammoviemaker]

I think it is pretty fun on wii but it could of been better, might get the 360 version :)

[lulz1978]

actually worse than ninja breadman

[Kobaganda]

I tried it. What a load of crap. Avoid this game like the plague, terrible... just terrible.

[starpopcorn2]

Hahaha! You have to be one of the best reviuwers ever!

[2GR84U123]

this was the funniest game reveiw ever

[BROSUhnTiss]

funniest review ever man, more like this pls!

[BROSUhnTiss]

speak english! haha

[ShadowkingA321]

its a mirror?

*Punch*

what was the point of that!?

[sean78921]

in the beginning it looks like a dick lol

[Bandelp]

whoa she just said FUCK in a wii game

[notsoseriousanymore]

MUST HAVE! 'no! don't buy it!' SHUT UP ANNA!

[GUnit2214]

What's the name of that chillout song that starts when the Alone in the dark cover pop's in ? (0:23) , thanks in advance :) !

[Rac21293]

hahaha the commentary was halarious

[usothrowed]

Holy crap! Porn!

[metalmario128]

so why did the review just stop after about a min?

[thedragonb0y]

I can tell you its probably much better than the PS2 version!

That games graphics was SOOO horrible! And when I say that I really mean it!

I don't think its much better with the Wii but the gameplay should excuse that.

After all playing on the PS2 was just so boring because it didn't have ANY of the mechanics that it should! (no fighting with fire, barely any items to combine, glitchy points that stop the game, ex ex...)

It just wasn't the game that was on the 360 and PS3.and it cost me $30.00!

[Bandelp]

lol 9 bucks at a gamestop or eb games.

[Jiky24]

The wii version is a port from the PS2 Version so it ain't much better at all. Heck it was boring on the Wii I thought it was gonna be the same as the 360 version just shittier graphics. But no they went cheap and ported the PS2 version instead.

[thedragonb0y]

That's because everyone always underestimates the Wii's graphic capabilities.

[SnipesWithWolves]

finally a black reviewer stereotype BROKEN

[femiboy34]

the beginning is really annoying with the blinking

[petetreehugger]

i brought the game the graphics are horrible especially the water

iv seen wii games with much better graphics!!

its like playing a ps1 game

[GameMaster1017]

i have a 360 and if u have 1 dont buy this game its shit you will get agravated with the dumbass controls and half assed attempt at an fps/3ps game

[applewithoutacause]

funniest review EVA

[jinchuzilla13]

wow this is completely different then my demo on tha ps3

[reeporaptor21]

i think the ps3 had another version of this game. it was called alone in the dark inferno.

[sidney27ago]

tha ps3 version is really good. I mean, its not AWESOME, but its decent, entartaining, and worth the money. the other version suck ass, speacially the wii and ps2 versions (dont get me wrong, the are entartaining, but if you own a ps3, inferno is much better). Ide say chek it out

[parmyham]

this is the funniest review ahaha "ooo its porn"

[ramont0r]

lol paddington the bear

[superKyle6]

its a mirror...BASH.....what the f**k was the point of that?

[stevefernandez661]

your good, you are funny.

[xkrazyklkx]

Has anyone ever told you you sound like Mark Walhberg? Sweet game but im gonna get the normal wii remote to play it the classic one so it will be easier

[usteeler81]

Hey The Deft Gamer, did you use any Wii Component Cables to inhance the graphics?

[Cerberus2011]

Thank god I'm not the only one who dies five times in the first chapter :-)

[danielqv]

looks good, im gonna download it XD. God bless piracy

[Airbender19]

This is your funniest review!!! Nice one Nick!

[illuzionx2]

survival horrors dont scare you no more?

if you want to be scared, play the project zero/fatal frame series with the volume up a good level and the lights all turned off. i was feeling the same as you not being scared of survival horror until i ran across these games. cant wait to play number 4 on wii.

[beatleslover62]

hahaha really funny. nice review

[jpenvy9]

Dis game look iight & all, but I still gotta stick 2 my Resident Evil

[looneyluke888]

haha good video. "you hear me Paddington?!"

[CreatorOfBoredom]

I lol'd :D

"Holy crap! PORN!"

*checks right*

"...Is that supposed to be porn?!"

[masterofzelda]

Still i played games played truly hate and still like them, im truly going to buy this, it looks like a very nice game with minor flaws...

[jsteinha1]

your grammar, on the other hand, is extremely flawed. truly.

[tappytinsley]

this guy who reviews it is awesome, nice review m8

[mirakles305]

never thought watching someone play a game could be so funny, sweet video trying to watch them all

[DangItsTY]

D=... I love resident evil though!

[jsmall94]

wasnt there a game of the same name for the 3D0?

gr8 review, deft! =]

[ovenmitboy]

I get the feeling listening to you play this game is a lot more fun than playing it myself...

[dilux68]

I agree.

[timothyrawlinson07]

yeah but hes a n avid gamer were sensible people lol maybe he was acting cos he knew it was gonna be on utube

all in all i thnk its a a good game but drags on the same shit for too long. Great that it swears ( miles more than on here) on the wii and hope the wii can bring us more games like this that say mother fucker bitch etc nice 1 atari

[Victory1990]

"Holy Crap! Porn!"

[exo0O]

I swear that you would hate the XBox or PS3 version of it!

Don't you have that annoying bitch at your side in the Wii version? That alone would make the game 10 times better!

[plus24seven]

hahaah!! that fun!!

[kikedonovan]

i love sooo much the background music on your reviews

[casper42094]

so when he says speak english it does it?

[elaramu]

i buy this game and im disapointed becaused this game graphics of shit and the gameplay is only a shit.

Hydravision i hate you

[casper2094]

lol wtf was the point of that?

you hilarious

[casper2094]

are the graphics for this game good on the wii

[LifeTimeFighter]

"f bomb" lol great review

[cyclops336]

no offense but i returned it because the graphics are shit

its just my opinion

[deviusx]

So,If i get it right you play a game just cause of the graphics and not the gameplay?

Wow,Then u sure returned alot of games ;P

[cyclops336]

and because the controls are wack

[timothyrawlinson07]

lol did he return sonic anthology?

[cadefulp]

I just discovered how the ps3,x360,pc version is better than this shit

[oldsnake8592]

u gotta love this guys voice

[lankygit101]

3:50 LOLLLOLOLOLLOLOL

[lankygit101]

but yeah, nice review. i found the game shit though. not nearly as good as the 360 version and not any good as a game overall. the death sounds are probaly the worst, they get so fucking annoying.

[ZACH123931]

omg thats frekin funny cant stop laughing great review though

[Tvaxy]

great reviev:P

[Applecider39]

lol dis pretty funny

[jimmyclassy]

is this marky mark?

[Halobolu]

Dude. Your fucking funny ass hell. Talking back to the game and the shit you say. Its great.

[Tmasters123]

the xbox360 version is so much better and different

[ScrewAttackEurope]

They're patching it soon to give a lot of the camera angles and glitches a complete overhaul.

[persianhero85]

LMAO your commentary is really great

[lennell2007]

To:LEDRANGE !NO the best graphics on wii is mario galaxy, metroid prime 3, and the up coming,the conduit. zelda is a gamecube port to wii, not wii grahpics, jast like this gams is a !dam ps2 port. the graphics in this game are shit,even gamecube resident evil 4 looks three times better then this !shit.

[TheDeftGamer]

id have to disagree. i dont think the graphics in this game are shit, but in comparison to the ps3 and 360 they are not as good. but they are very well done considering it is the wii.

[richieboyland]

nope he pretty much say the truth, this game IS ABIG PICE OF SHIT, im a big fan of survival games and this disapointed me, even RE4 looks waaaaay better, this can evene be compared to xbx 360 or ps3 or wii cuz this is gamecube and ps2, i hate the fact that yu said "it looks good considering is wii", wii is better that this and bisades the creator of the wii version are not hte same as the 360 or ps3

[LEDRANGE]

WTF? punch the miror why wtf??..this game is good but that was pointless

[Kingrex16]

i love the commentary

the game looks good so far

i just hope theres someway to turn off the blinking

[LEDRANGE]

awesome but best graphics on wii is legend of zelda try that out and my wii broke so im not gona get this game..

[roberto3215623]

howd ur wii broke

[a7xwii]

hey im at the castle part how do you get pass the black water stuff

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

shine your torch at it

[a7xwii]

I Dont have one just a flashlight and a gun

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

im from england buddy, torch means flashlight over here :D

[samusmakescomeback]

what the fuck! man that is just fucking dumb

[PhenomIvalice]

This game is bad, sorry.

[ifyouseekayou]

haha other than No More Heroes, this is the second game that i heard that says "fuck" in it haha awesome

[DRAXOL]

Holy crap... porn. :P Nice job. I have plans on renting the game sometime. I tried the demo on 360 and it was nice, and for what little I played; it was fun. I also like how you speed though the mirror smashing part so it makes no scence at all.

[sluggo080]

in fucking sane lol

[Miguelps3]

lol by hearing ur voice while playing and cussing makes me laugh badly good video

[MarutoFighter]

HAAAA! i havent laughed that hard in years!

[becksy6]

MATE...YOU ARE FUCKING FUNNY...PLEASE ACCEPT MY FRIENDS REQUEST hahaha :D NICE VID......PORNOOOOOOOOOO

[RepeatOffenderSheff]

You fucking loser you suck at reviewing games and what the fuck is up with your voise

[TheDeftGamer]

does it turn you on ?

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

lmao

[richieboyland]

worst game i've ever played

[splog2008]

Best narrorating ever, i would have to say this one is alot better than the original alone in the dark

[dlf716]

Lol, he said "Let's play alone in the dark."

[kangoverload]

she sweared in wii??? just listen to scarface so many swears

[OrlandoNotInFlorida]

freakin funny ass hell!!!

[nintendogreg]

this isnt a review.

[benzruler1]

i loved your comentary.

[killbot90]

I personally think it didn't deserve horrible reviews, though the controls definitely keep it from being a very good game. Great video, though.

[richieboyland]

what the game AT LEAST 4 THE WII SUCKS

[killbot90]

Only the controls suck. Everything else is all right.

Though the controls are awful.

[endyyn]

If you've ever played a resident evil, you actually can't bitch about the controls in this game.

[timothyrawlinson07]

agreed resident evil was fukd up

[richieboyland]

4 wii? cuz the entire game sucks, graphics, gameplay, controls, and is exteremely hard, and i dont know wht do i have to do or where do i have to go

[timothyrawlinson07]

figure it out then retard

[richieboyland]

get a a life

[timothyrawlinson07]

you get a life you resident evil playing fuck tard

[timothyrawlinson07]

or else dumb fuk go play shittident spevil