Gotta have faith! - How to beat a hurricane - Not!

[klevdav]

Man you gotta love this guy no matter where you are on the planet!

[jesusdied1]

The most amazing thing happened to me a few years ago! Hurricane Charlie ripped through SW Florida coast as a cat 4 hurricane! I prayed to God to take me home to heaven as I would surly die in that killer storm, BUT God said, it's not your time! He then completely enclosed me in a pure steel vented cylinder until the hurricane passed! Not only did I survive unscathed, but God's super natural protection left my house undamaged too while the houses of the sinners (continued:)

[jesusdied1]

all around me were flattened into pine bark! God is good! Watch our Heathens as God will NOT protect you from his wrath! Only Christians will He protect, ALL others are dead meat! Therefore I tell you on behalf of the all mighty, "get down on one knee and ask god to forgive you, a wretched piece of dirt and accept you via JESUS as you savior and MASTER!" Become a SERVANT of Jesus and do what he tells you and you will be able to enter heaven upon death!

GOD BLESS ALL CHRISTIANS

[wordavee]

I saw a news story about a ferry which broke down and was drifting onto rocks, the crew worked frantically and managed to fix it at the last minute.

A religious group on board said they had prayed for deliverence and god had answered their prayers. No credit to the expertise of the engineers!!

I'd have thought if god really was looking after them, the engine wouldn't have stopped in the first place!!

[kalsolarUK]

maybe god was just playing with them and keeping them on their toes, lol. (Not!)

[thisis3d]

in my town there is a xyz blank street and and xyz north blank street, and i have received the wrong people's mail numerous times.

[BlackFlames222]

another great video

[mknorman]

Lol. The southern accent with just the slightest tinge of your native accent coming through truly did mess with my head mightily.

[grandweasel]

Did Keith ever come to collect that letter?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, funnily enough - no. However, I've not recieved any more of his letters since.

[J43fan]

how doese this do anything to disprove the bible?

[snagillim]

we all have our own free will, people are just brain washed by idiots with white collars and large funny hats and bibles up on a pulpit that want their 10% of their cash. it's not all bad though, there are good things in the bible and i quite like those things =D love and peace brother! ron paul 08 !

[TheColaGoodfellow]

Job got alot out of what God did, his gift was to be a brilliant example of how everyone should face bad times in our lives, and definatly pleased God, which is always a good thing. The Woman didn't know Gods plan, so she shouldn't have stayed in the house expecting God not to take her if she did, she shouldn't have tested God in the way she did.

[Zonkerino]

God wipes out an entire family to proove a point, and make an example of Job.

Unfortunatly, what the discerning Bible-reader will also learn: that the benevolent, all-powerful and all-knowing Christian God has a spiteful, mean, vindictive streak.

Maybe he's bipolar...

[blackprince84]

I have always wondered what the children of Job thought of God. I can't see they were pleased with him. After all there is no indication that they sinned in the slightest and yet they were wiped off the face of the earth. Can you see them at the pearly gates saying OK, why?? And what about all the livestock? They all got killed too.

[kellkellkellie]

Lol! dude you incredibly funny!

[cosmicjackpot]

I remember Job calling god out, 'let him show his face to me!' and shit like that, but I don't remember him saying he loved god. Are you sure that's in the story?

[kalsolarUK]

lol, well after all the crap Job had to endure perhaps Love is too strong a word, lets just say things were more amicable between them in the end.

[cosmicjackpot]

Even young children despise me; when I rise, they talk against me. All my intimate friends abhor me, and those whom I loved have turned against me. Have pity on me, have pity on me, O you my friends, for the hand of God has touched me! Job19. 18,19,21

The story is full of quotes like this.

[2012TNWO]

That has to be the best one you have done to date. We all own our own futures, no one pays claim to your own exsistance but you and those you allow.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks..I do often wonder where that woman ended up. Probably looking for a pair of ruby slippers as we speak. I think sometimes people use god to abdicate responisiblity for what happens to them. "It's god's will" often being the phrase used to describe the reason for the shit in their lives.

[2012TNWO]

That has to be the best one you have done to date. We all own our own futures, no one pays claim to your own exsistance but you and those you allow.

[russianlegionaire]

Very good, subscribing, and giving it 5 stars.

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that! Should have another one up soon.

[riversonthemoon]

I don't think Satan was pissed off that he lost the bet. You can't win a bet against God, who knows what will happen. He just gave license to Satan to do all those horrible things to Job. The bet makes no sense. Satan must've been thinking 'Job's faith will make him endure all that? Gotta see that play itself out!'

[kalsolarUK]

lol, after all, how does a bored deity keep himself entertained.

[EvilZoe]

Spider Solitaire. Duh.

[riversonthemoon]

Spider solitaire probably wouldn't be much fun if you knew not only what the face down cards were, but whether or not you were going to win.

There's a song by Michael Frante with William Burroughs on this very topic. It's called 'One God Universe' off the album 'Spare Ass Annie'.

[riversonthemoon]

I think he was reading from The Naked Lunch.

[kalsolarUK]

stupid me...sometimes the answer is just staring you in the face and you can't see it! lol.

[lazarushf]

You're a funny guy, keep them coming :)

ps: Thank gisburne for my subscription!

[kalsolarUK]

much appreciated, I'm sure I'll have more soon!

[only1duk]

Well people should find faith in things that are always progressing and helping humanity... It's a shame that people have to look thousands of years back into the past (when tyrants mass controlled people with the fear of 'hell' and the 'loving' embrace of 'god' for their own personal gain) for their next fix of 'god talk', and gather their morality and belief from a dry, vague and confusing set of books which consist mainly of nonsense..

YOU ARE WORSE THAN DRUG ADDICTS

[Largo64]

Insurance companies use the phrase "acts of God" to avoid paying rightful damages. They know God doesn't exist, but are happy to see believers, who think God will protect them, continue to buy home owners' policies with "acts of God" clauses. Isn't that special!

[clicb4]

I never even thought about that!

[KingLoser66]

Faith is believing what you know ain't so.-Mark Twain

[lazymornings]

hi,gisburne200 suggested you!!!coool

[kalsolarUK]

hi, thanks for the visit - keep the faith! lol.

[nadiaTeeze]

The lord knows this is all I have. Such a sad and stupid statement.

[kalsolarUK]

yep, it still staggers how many people - despite having the capacity for rational thought and intelligence can have so much blind faith. Faith is one thing...blind faith is quite another, lol.

[krone01]

brilliant!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks - the big "G" has been the inspiration for a few of my videos lately, lol.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, good comment and amusingly accurate too!

[dNRMediaProductions]

Gotta shake my head at those biblebuddies who have their homes and lives trashed by mother nature but the very next sunday they are in church singing "praise the lord" ..echoheads

And before anyone pipes up that god doesnt control the weather, go read the story about Noah's Ark