Mark "Chopper" Read - Bingo

[HoldenV8Ute1]

"Next F**kin number 55" "Bingo" "F**kin BullSh*t" hahah PMSL!! haha

[XxGONZYxX]

Fucken mouth full of feathers ad my foodlr full of beak lold do hard

[hazzasan9]

we'll, ah, kick it off like a dead leper's head, what'ya reckon? xD

[CircleofShit]

Fucking crack up.

[dbzawsm]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN OLD MAN

[alienhunter96]

"Bingo"

"FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!"

[patorr69]

The guys a good actor when people actually think this is the real Chopper lol

[kelgurds16]

2 little ducks quack fucking quack

[ineverplay]

got a mouth full of feathers and a doodle full of beak lol

[nickyboi72]

11 people use a wheelchair

[bigdamo9119]

bingoo, FUCKIN BULLSHIT

[clist14]

Fuckin Bullshit!

[YodaOwns]

this chopper is a tease of the real chopper tough/funny guy

[MRVIDEOGUY1010]

This is Awesome!!!

[PAOROX12]

Bingooo fucking BULLSHIT haha funny =P

[PhOTiFYeD]

QUACK FUCKEN QUACK

[markobro22]

Bingo! fucken bullshit!

[Smiley8145]

"Bingo !"

"BULLSHIT"

"I said, bingo"

"Sit the fuck down old man *pulls out gun* "Bingo's over, when fucken chopper says it is alright ? "

[TREADMILLFUCK]

LOL 69, 66, 62 ALL fucking funny as hell

[AleksM1991]

"Bingo"

"fuckin bullshit"

"i said Bingo"

"sit the fuck down or i will shoot you, bingos over when chopper says its over"

LOL

[KyahKing95]

27 - my birth date xD

[hunkgod]

Chopper should wack this fool

[psonara89]

69 dinner for 2!!

[69mcloven69]

his absoluty nothing like eric banner or the real chopper so he should actualy know what his on about

[ImDaCoolestEva]

his real name is ronnie johns not heth franklin

[SleepYouBastard]

@ImDaCoolestEva No Mate, His real name is Heath Franklin.. Ronnie Johns is one of his characters.

[ronna2577]

@ImDaCoolestEva the guy in this video is Heath Franklin. Get your facts right. You love yourself right? or is "ImDaCoolestEva" not an attention-seeking name.... how 'bout you h-h-h-harden the fuck up!

[WILL0ify]

LOL

[kidrockers007]

this is a guy called heth franklin he his playing a role as mark chopper ried

[EvilAshPursuivant]

wasn't this guy a criminal, or is this Chopper and criminal Chopper two totally different people?

if he was, how did he convince authorities that he had the comedic talents of Col Elliot?

[JohnEko]

This is just an impersonater.

[EvilAshPursuivant]

@JohnEko

so, REAL Chopper Read is still a jailed psychopath, while this guy is just using his name?

[JohnEko]

Correct, except the real Chopper has been out of jail for years, infact his releasing a rap album soon believe it or not!

[wtchluring]

he already has, plus 13 books, and 1 movie

[kingkahn28]

@EvilAshPursuivant this guy is just an impersonator

[girrawheenshs]

@EvilAshPursuivant late reply but, this is the comedian impersonater. The real criminal Choper Reid is also a comedian, he brags about the people he has killed and prison life in a comedian sence

[farmerricho]

ive got one thing to say.i know chopper.ive read all his books & watched the movie.iam a big fan of what he did in the 60s-80s *coughs* (2010) all ive got to say is ronnie johns is funny but he has no right using his name.maybe he should be chipper.everyone knows what it mean.

[TalbessProductions]

"bingo" fucking bullshit!!!

[Stacegeeable]

bingos ova wen chooper says its over

[Lachman0102]

I fuckin laughed so hard at the end ay!

[stuart434]

why does everyone comment repeating what he has said.? already heard it once don't need to hear it again.

[Itchyweed]

qauck fucking qauck, does it annoy you that i copy what he says.

[JohnEko]

Jesus Christ I could not agree with you more. Every two days I get a quote in my email inbox. Please stop it people, it's a comment box, leave a comment not a quote!

[EFseries2]

quack fuckin quack ayyy

[1991shane1991]

bingo,FUCKING BULLSHIT,i said bingo,SIT THE FUCK DOWN OLD MAN,BINGOS OVER WHEN FUCKING CHOPPER SAID T IS

[CertifiedImmortal]

BINGO!! No its not fucking Bingo!!

[MrBradical2000]

dinna for 2

[CaAlLlLuUmM]

FUCKIN TOPS!

[unleasheth]

this guy is the shit, pretty funny but not as funny as his other skits for sure...does he still do this i mean is the ronny john show still on tv? im from america so have no idea on all this, will say this is the funniest aussie ive ever heard though

[Bradicle7]

im pretty sure its not on anymore, well its not on my tv anyway :S lol. but there are plenty of funny aussies they just havn't been discovered in other countries.. YET.

[Ma1992Tt]

@unleasheth Yeah mate chopper is a fuckin legend!!

[JohnEko]

No not on TV any more, he told me they might be bringing a new season out soon though that's as far as I know. But he is on tour at the moment and has a DVD for sale. It is HILARIOUS and I do recomend it.

[canetoadclassic]

Fuckin' funny, i was waiting on numba 42 :-)

[seanfulton12]

whats 42

[canetoadclassic]

It's the meaning of the universe. (Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy)

[AzburnPk]

whats with 42?

[acandterra]

hahaha heavy

[greigy10]

hahaha bingos over wen chopper says it is haha

[relic184]

Looks like a little kid in a wheel chair.................But it's not so thats ok. ROFL

[StewieGriffin44]

A bloody mouth full of feathers and a cock full of beak.

[MSAGANG]

LOL number 69...dinner for two, everyone gets a feed. havnt herd that one before...fuckin funny

[dannybrigg]

classic

[wogkid9964]

i loled my head off LOL LOL LOL LOL

[lukeykelly]

fuking ace

[TCJJ]

I love Chopper Read. Even the Ronnie John's Half Hour Show rip-off is good.

[MangoMan901]

haha ive seen people get shot. and i regret doing it to. OWNED?

[newtonmeters]

"Got a mouth full of feathers and a doodle full of beak and all sorts of fucken rubbish"

[christianapples]

random guy: BINGO!

chopper: fucking bullshit

random guy: i said bingo!

chopper: sit the fuck down old man bingos over when fucking chopper says it is

[caydennnn]

Yeh we heard it.

[MSAGANG]

HAHAHAHA love it

[hugeturdman]

Kiwis are better

[jay1743]

bang on bro

[Hendrixstrato]

their bloody rippin' around the pond here, rippin' around there....fuckin' good on 'em hahaha

[bones111987]

chopper 4 pm!!!!

[birks06]

chopper is an aussie icon

[jay1743]

and a cold blooded killer whos funny as fuck

[bmxboy123]

hahahahahaha "We'll kik it off like a dead lepers head" lolololololololol

[bmxboy123]

its one of those fukin duks from b4, and now hes got a boomerang 2 play with! hows that indiginous nad inventive. lol

[clebmedia]

and if ya look at N.5 it looks like a lil kid in a wheel chair.........but its not so its O K!!!!!!lol

[kavvy2009]

2 fkn duckys, quak quak fkn quak hahahaha

[danielkart3]

haha fucking BULLSHIT . Sit the fuck down old man hahaha thats awsome

[Sheldonwillaims]

5= a little kid in a wheel chair , fucking funny

[HUGGYbearrx]

verry funny! haah!

[xtotaldestructionx]

'I've seen friends get shot, i fucking regret doing it too' lol!!!

[MooMooCowsOnFire]

this is one of the best ones haha

[ChristopherMele]

so gay! but i like it..mmmm GAY

[xReStecP]

69 every bodie gets a feed

[KillFact]

ROFLLMFAOLLLOLLL

"Bingo"

"Fucking Bullshit!"

"I Said Bingo"

"Sit the fuck down old man .. yeuh"

"Bingos over when fucking chopper says it is alright"

[DudeiFKNown]

"bingo"

"fucking bullshit"

LOLOLOL

[JdBoii94]

66, It's supposed to be a 69, flip around you stupid woman.

[eastxox]

This is a Mother Fucking crack Up especially when he thinks he might win bingo then an old man says bingo and he says "Fucking Bullshit!" on 2:26 hilarious!

[LilMissLyriqal]

fuck this is some crack up shit

[mrapocalyspe]

next number 66 its supposed to be a 69 flip round you silly woman...62 once again its supposed to be a 69 but now theres a duck ahh ive got a mouth full of feathers and a doodle full of beak and all sorts of fucken shit

[bradleyschultz]

that was funny but next time spell his name right, Mark "Cghopper" Reid not read Reid.

[itypethenamehere]

Dude, do you know how much sense that makes? Reid not Reid??

[mencken]

Oh leave him alone- he had some Chopper in his throat.

[kane966]

LOL Cghopper?

[HelloMeWilliam]

omg i have seen like all ov them he is so funi

[buey18]

what about 65?

[usualsuspect18]

this is some funy shit

[jcdenton7]

The absolute best line was when he said "kick it off like a dead leper's head."

[MIRKOCROCOP2]

No, that's Ronnie Johns in the video impersonating Chopper. Look closely, he still has his EARS!!!

[MIRKOCROCOP2]

He's impersonating Eric Bana playing Chopper in the film, but still it is funny as hell. Good video.

[Lordcorm]

That IS Chopper.

Eric Bana impersonates him.

[athenrylad]

Thats NOT Chopper..its Ronnie johns the comedian

[sunbird2]

It's Heath Franklin

[sunbird2]

It's Heath Franklin impersonating Eric Bana (from the movie which was mostly fiction) who impersonates the real Chopper Reid

[scumratray]

LOL. looks like a kid in a wheel chair.. but its not! so it ok.. hahahaha

SIT THE FUCK DOWN OLD MAN lololololololol

[racecardriver467]

how long was he in prison for? what did he do?

[BnChased]

Chopper Was No Hitman He Killed People That Disrespected And Chop Is Nothing Like This

[scatts38]

only aussies get old chop chop humour

[BnChased]

Lol Love The Bit Where He Says FUCKING BULLSHIT

[Adebisi2008]

I'm Irish, me and all my mates think this is fackin hilarious. Can't stop watchin these clips. Fackin Bang and 'Allo (with the wave) are now part of our vocabulary!! I'd love to see the live show

[racecardriver467]

why is that, i thought comedy is comedy no matter what language it is or where it comes from. im from CANADA and im laughing my ass off at this guy!!! its great we don't have swearing most of the time on T.V. this just makes it great

[JezBernezHarez]

aussie humour seems a little bit slow for me

[JohnEko]

Well the guy it's based on is a hitman named Mark Reed, who sweares heaps in the movie they made of him. So basicly you haveto be Australian to get it.

[JezBernezHarez]

oh yeah ive seen the movie i think its great, and i think the real Chopper Read is great too.

I get the humour but i just dont find it that funny.

[JohnEko]

fair enough

[AzburnPk]

i know what you mean jez ^^

[supercarl081]

fucking amazing

[sheltonozz]

GOLD!

[sheltonozz]

Bloody Brilliant. GOLD!

[nycztt]

69 DINNER FOR 2 HAHAHHAHA

[wozztube]

You all need to harden the fuck up!

[alzak90]

"RSL's a bit of a solemn place isnt it, eh? I've seen friends get shot - I fucken regret doin it too!" LOL!

[aussiedrifter93]

Best part.

[supercarl081]

i cant even fuckin count and im doin bingo haha quack fuckin quack eh fukin good on em.. LEGEND

[HUSZLERMOFO]

Choopers the man

"Bingo"

"Fuckin bullshit"

"I said Bingo"

"Fuckin bingo's over when Chopper says its over"

 Fuck yeah Choppers a crack up cunt

[zorader]

its not even chopper lol he still has his ears

[0wn3dubr0]

old man - "bingo"

chopper - "fckin bullshit"

old man - "i said bingo"

chopper - "sit the fck down old man, bingos over when fckin chopper says its over"

XD!

[KiwiDillan]

quack fucking quack! sit the fuck down old man!!!!!!!!

[Hodgy]

Bingo -

fukin bullshit!-

i said bingo -

sit the fuk down old man, bingo's over when chopper says it is!

HAHAHHA AWESOME

[Moose2DAMAXXX]

its supposed to be a 69 but now theres a fucken duck there ROFLMAO

[pundaration]

quack fucken quack

[boxa1500]

ROFL "I've seen friends get shot, n I fukn regret doin it too" ROFLMFAO

[Scottyobo]

nnnaaaahhh u dnt say its not the real chopper. . . fuck me

[psychobilly444]

its not even the real chopper.

the real chopper was a mass murderer...

sort of

hes dying now :( he needs a liver tranceplant but he doesnt think he deserves to get 1 :(

[KrAUSerMike]

true legend in that respect.

chopper is awesome

[05reyjam]

2 little ducks

fuckin legend

[rewrite2]

62 its meant to be 69 now theres a fucking duck there i got a mouthful of feathers and a doodle full of beak and other nonsense

[nischler1881]

So how does one get in touch with Chopper these days??

[5882201072M]

hahaha

[benrafffery]

"bingo"

"fuckin bullSHIT"

"i said BINGO"

"sit the fuck down old man. bingo's over when fuckin chopper says it is, alright?"

[ageiiGIRL]

lmao

abosolute Legend =]

[hbzcrew]

sit da fuk down old man hahah good work 5/5 nice work

[0dour]

LMFAO

[WhiteyEre]

LOL this is 2 gd y dont we get chopper on tv in england? we are missing so much!

[Weirdlittleboys]

Because most people in England won't know who the fuck Chopper is.

[0Newfoundglory0]

fukkkin legend!!

[yoTIFFyo]

fuking hillirious ae...

pissed my pants....:P

[bmw2nv]

LMAOO FUNNIEST GUY EVER!!!

[DrBren03]

ey the is fukin funny

[bs7srdj]

QUACK FUKN QUACK!

[oldjoe4]

FUCKIN GOOD ON EM

[OdinTheTrueGodOfWar]

AHAHAHAHA funny

[tncme]

cool

[Crizbybro]

62 its sposted to be 69 now i got a duck her now i got a mouth full of feathers and a dick full of beak

[carmenxxoo]

fCukin bullshit

sit the fCuk down old man

bingos over when fCuking chopper sez it is alrite

haha soo funny =]

xx

[chas10959]

It is reid not read

[Ch1ckenHead]

69 dinner for two!

bahaha!

LOL

classsiiicccc

[elliotlovesfox]

fucking ROFL

this gets me in2 swearing heaps, love it

[hastingsman2007]

that is just fantastic

[streetrunner08]

haha tha is so funny lol

[macky9326]

LMAO

5 STARS

[killerizmeforever2u]

Number 22..two fucking ducks...quack fucking quack.. zippin round the pond there LOL

FUCKING LEGEND

[hiimcam]

fkn lamorolflollmfao

wat the fuck is this?

[3xtr3m3enuf]

bullshit, bingo's over when fucking chopper says it is

[mgr001]

66? silly fucken woman! 62? silly fucken duck!

LMAO and ROFL

[zelstar20]

its just like bloody dingo, but its safer with your kids!

LMFAO!!

[DeathsRetribution]

ive seen friends get shot, i fucken regret doing it too. lmfao!!

[frivolouscrimesquad]

lets kick it off....like a dead lepers head.

[porlodinio]

a doodle full of beak!

[crax4dan]

SIT THE FUCK DOWN OLD MAN...bingo is over when chopper says it is. LOL !!!

[999999993]

fuck thats soooo funny one of the best ive eva seen haha i love the bit where he goes FUCKIN BULLSHIT

[death1x]

"rsl's a bit of a solemn place isn't it, ive seen friends get shot, regret doin it to"

HAHAHAHAHAH thats fukcen excelent

[HIBBYJIBBYJOOP]

"Bingo"

"Bullshit Bingos over when chopper says it is"

[gameonmoles]

LMAO

[youcantdrum]

fucken bullshit !! ahhaaha