HOW TO GET A GIRL!

[IslMus77]

you're really funny but this video could've been so much better if you would've added a little spark in it. You look so bored in all your videos, it's weird. I'm just sayin'

[INF3CT3DSHADOWz]

HOW TO GET A GIRL DONT MAKE VIDEOS ON THE INTERNET ON HOW TO GET GIRLS

[dbaig187]

dogg u laaaaaaaaaaame im goin back to jusreign BRUUUUAHHH!!!

[sanjnish25]

hilarious crap

[Shelbymay1213]

"A two way conversation takes place in other words a girl just talked to you"

Made. My. Day

[isoflylikethewind]

hilarious. no words.

[ROCUNTA]

perfect, priceless :)

[dadesiTV]

Wow this is nice work, btw must see video Remake of Soniyo from Raaz 2 shot in Toronto and Subscribe if you wanna see the one shot in Vegas

[MrTrunks2000]

time to start hitting chicks with cars lmbo!

[TheMarvinsWife]

great video, but you need to speak up abit and give it a bit of life, great jokes though well done :)

[sweetieiman]

lmao funny funny

[herk1505]

lol funny as hell def gona subscribe

[verameisje]

i dont know if u hacked me, but if u did, u better stop!

[elizabethsiddique]

How to get a girl? Knock her up and the bitch is yours (literally cause no one wants leftovers). :D ;p

[Xxzaidi94xX]

Bilal Fake account, haha!!

[InnocenceExperience]

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

- Woody Allen

[zHighHeels]

are you by any chance a law student ? :S

[GibsonBasses]

A-rofl-dofl-de-doo

[Lullyna91]

@GibsonBasses

Amen!

[darkninjaboi]

I'm jk

[physcoMatt]

doo de de do de do doooo do do de do deee doooo,

doo de de do de do doooo do do de do deee doooo,

doo de de do de do doooo do do de do deee doooo,

doo de de do de do doooo do do de do deee doooo,

[evilbassmaster]

NO MEANS NO BRO

[thewhitedragon341]

heres what really works:i just shit my pants .. can i get into urs ?? ... it works im serious

[manchesterrunited]

why bother making this video ?? 0_o ?

[afridi1100]

@manchesterrunited enough extra time

[cherryicedtea]

"there is a chance that she might die. and if she is dead, then there probably won't be a relationship. i'm almost certain"  LOL waay funny

[matthewdawson14]

oh my god a hat apeared, and shit Im drunk

[kazam0syed]

lol this guy is still a virgin loll most likely has never hugged a girl

[WiiFamousAlmost]

thumbs up to immature women. LMAO!!

[SS4MATTG]

dry humor is the best :D

[bebiiefly]

buddy , your background music is daaaammmmnn annoying !

[FavadDon]

you are too funny!!

[terajasoos]

@Kenko87

and get his cock out of ur mouth----and im obviously not joking:)

[Mjolbaggar]

"Almost certain"

[Phllurey]

why the fuck am i watching this its not like im a ugly nerd!

[lordofkitty6]

"what do you want from me creep" hahahahahaha

[emmteez1]

lmao

[dynamicbeast6]

lol bilal fake account

[terajasoos]

fucking saleh loozer faggot chootya

i doubt any person in his real mind will take this stupid faggot clown seriously

[MapleBalls]

Good Advice Man. I Think Id Triple My Chances If I Just Run Into A Bus Stop & Bag What Ever Woman I Find Would Look Pretty Enough Thats Still Alive. Really, What Are The Chances That Only One Would Be Left Alive? As Long As The Basement Is Dark, They Will Still Look Pretty Even With Glass & Rocks In Their Face. Can Girls Who Are Tied Up Still Do Laundry?

[TheGoldenDragonX]

I hit her with my car and she died, so where do I hide the body, and at what point do I get her to be my girlfriend. Please help

[Rezisorss]

are you fucking kidding me?

[SuperGodzill]

you dont make any sense dude!

[vyseacek]

why is he wearing that hat

[TheBARGINBUCKET]

do u now any1 called adam habib

[MrESC831]

are some people actually taking this seriously? its a joke ffs

[BlueBerryWizard]

@MrESC831

Oh yes, some people take this seriously...

Tried it myself a couple times. Filled a trench with bodies.

Eventually though, one of em' lived and everything went swell!

[Bornn2shinee]

More shit comes out of his mouth than his ass HAHAHA ;)

[MrHypno12]

astafurullah

[emmacow82]

wow the email is from "BilalFakeAccount" lameeee

[BLACKSpiTFiReTT98]

This guys a wasteman dont bother watchn dis ppl

[kml7105]

@VenomXrevolter Waz that comment that u posted supposed to be funny?If so,u sir FAIL

[marioornot]

so he runs over tuns of chicks every day,,,, what a waste

[Ncribs]

How to get a girl:Dont listen to this fool Loool

[telebird1]

i did this to a girl at school by 'perposly' pushing her and she sed u idiot and i sed ur cute then i got slapped in the face!!!!

[luvkishan2410]

like if you think that this guy is dumb and only chat shit

[cherryicedtea]

way funny lol



[Icyphat]

Or you could just walked up to a girl & say....

You: Hey beybeee, wana go out with me?

Girl: sure thing ;) xx

You: JACKPOT

Way better then this failed attempt video to get heard.

[MrESC831]

LOLOL

[afikiani]

that was fucking crap how could i watch that wat a dumb ass if u hit a girl she could nearly die and she would go mad dumb assssssssssssssss!

[rooshi7]

If she's dead.. There probably wont be a relationship?..

GOD yu dont care 'bout the girls life but 'bout the RELATINSHIP...

Hahaha...xDD

Oh C'mmon!

[ussyb]

you fat stupid mother fuker you cant get shit you waste man

[InnocenceExperience]

'where I think she loses out is physics. Physically speaking, she's in a bag' hahaha

[jocelyn0724]

lol too funny

[2hafstylezk]

rolf i thought this was going to be boring but it was indeed very funny

[IshiiBaybiieeX]

just wasted 4minutes and 6seconds of my life -_-'

[MrWaj7]

Salaam Alaykum - Naa Lads Dont Be Doing Anything What That Guy Says, That Guy Is wrong, He Is Telling You The Wrong Ways. Girls Have Allot Of Respect - Soo Treat Them With Full Respect. If You Really Like Someone And You Would Want To Be With Them In The Future, Tell Them - The Best Thing I Can Say To You Is Smile At Them :)

[illevenlickthegravy]

Shes fit. The accent sucks tbh.

[Interwebteevee]

lol bilal fake account

[MrPlainSimple1]

LOL This is stupid.

[groovesan]

lol@horror music

[fahimjamal008]

I TRIED THE HIT AND STAY

SHE DIED

THE RELATIONSHIP IS CURRENTLY GOING WELL THOUGH :D

[xxwolf92]

"a girl just talked to you"

[halkawtb52]

this is just wrong idea

[Emilioanaire007]

so many people are taking this seriously....

[tinkerbell716]

if a guy hit me with a car, i wouldn't think it was sweet. :/

this is a creeper/rapist guide to getting girls!!!

[pappamia123]

@tinkerbell716 Yeah we defenitly got a blondie here >.>

[AndrewTheOne123]

your a idiot too tell people to hit the girl with a carr .....

[Br0therh00dPaladin]

@AndrewTheOne123 It's obviously a joke.

[thekumarize]

@AndrewTheOne123 your a dick who cant understand the humor in this video.

[TheJessketch]

hahahahahaaa you are hilarious!!

[venomXrevolter]

after being with my ex for 3 years ,i still get the feeling i wanna run her over sometimes, but i cant. it might scratch the car hood....

[christeenamarie00]

Yeah, I wanna get hit by a car bro,.

[louiseecar]

HAHHAHAHAHAH

[TheOriginalZikzak]

Trololololo xD

[dembumboclot]

Is this a parody? Because it's funny

[nichaulass]

He's in his mother's basement giving advise!! THUMBS UP!!

[o0bananaman0o]

the music is rapist music

[nahpaha]

wtf is up with his cap, take that shit off



[kkgtt]

lmao!!!!!!!!

[Hyberpsycrow]

I dident knew there was a Muhamed smurf !

[UnknownProfilename]

I clicked on this video, and I expected to actually learn something..

and i did.

[tobben342]

Annoying creepy music in background...

[Montessoriproductios]

Heh, he said woman, u know in singular :P

[jomik93]

@chickaberga2 Tale, not town*

[yzbi]

How to get a girl, by not looking like this guy.

[iWearCapeIRL]

wtf is with the music?

[NotHenryMarkum]

I tried these god damn techniques. This guy is a fucking liar!

[EricStoltz1978]

you hit her with your car cause your a leb and cant drive for shit. and that leb was to dumb to know what hit her. xD

[JessetuFresh]

fuck it man I thought this was a real vid man im gonna give up on love i wont ever find it.!!

[TehRealZERO]

when he was talking about the bag and physics i laughed and spat my drink out lmao

[TheMorgz14]

this is hilarious, natural talent

[3LP3LOCHA]

Lmao, "she might die" ahahaha

[Eraisu]

Hahaha! xD

[kacidp]

hahahaha this is the stupidest thing ever! too funny!

[jiimmiielm]

270 guys already knows how to get girls

[SK88TERX]

@jiimmiielm no guy knows how... there just stubern

[miamorhardstyle]

its different when the girls you hit on are related Habib

[009jorge1]

so nice to find a arab comedian :D

[jumalauta89]

Women are good for 72 things. Cooking, Cleaning, Vaginas and 69.

[insanity1000013]

Is this a piss take?

[melisa269]

ture word...



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[portsidestroke]

You have to understand, morally speaking she's right: putting a girl in a bag is wrong. lmfao

[Rospandan]

that music in the background is so annoying XD i can't really concentrate on what hes saying XD

[foottoeelbow]

the background music made my day!

[ve0pa3cz]

if it wasnt for the dramatic music in the background i couldnt have taken this seriousy

[koirose88]

"I'm almost certain" lol

[97johnsimms]

wild wemen and the hiting and the staying

[Staplin2013]

Haha! I thought this was very funny!!

[Bradleytosh]

geekout

[TheBelldiver]

Thats good man, funny!

[purpletycoon]

LOLOLOL

[TisoyAko93]

Dude, i tried the hit and stay in the school parking lot today! she wrote her number on the back of the citation :D

[Dannicthemanic]

hahahaha all I could think of was Borat when he was talking about "the bag". Awesome.

[twayboi08]

Is this a joke?

[tinadenfinaNOT]

@twayboi08 No,. YOU are a joke.

[zildjiankiller]

sorry we killed your father:(

[tomyboii2k10]

Hehe i used the hit & stay method..... Ye didnt work out to well

[eliasnyc1]

this is what the new americans look like

[achuchadora]

I cant beleive what im seeing...

[Elherm]

the video is cool .. but the song is annoying

[bthomehub2]

The music, oh my god

[LeeToTheVIMusic]

this channel gets an instant sub LMAO!!!

[drhfhs]

he speak 's like Stephen hawking

[MrMuratGuner]

what the hell..

[stewiegriffn]

this video is most popular with : Female 13-17... wtf

[UltimateDuckz]

@Adeel2k11

What ruffy ?

[purpletycoon]

@Adeel2k11 not cool man..

[777ALLAH]

klazzick.....ALLAHU AKBAR

[johnyoung87]

Wtf stop making videos

[grimmreaperful13]

he is SOOOO pro trolling!

[supermanspeed103]

just throw it in the bag..

[Real2LBeastin]

Wow it looks like hes actually serious about it!

[worldofwarmovies]

that music creeps me out o.O

[princevegetarble]

only pathetic guyz thinks of gettin girls only as u kno dey dont hav bettr things to do howeva da actual method is not to chase dem and make such kinda videos just b confident at wat u do nd whereva u go

[defaultk89]

dude this is great but please change te bg music to something smothier and funky =P

[2everibodyfeaturinme]

WTF.... Did I just watched a video were Scott Gomez gives me tricks to get girls???

[CriministerTV]

he needs to check jerrlavin jr

[OhWowLovelyXx0]

Is that your Sister!?!?1 o.0

[elybabes686]

Hmmm id go for the bag method.. I love when a man shoves me in a bag.. lmfao!!! Wtf?

[whysosirius]

she is just being immature

[vandanvan27]

This sucks

[Bjdeezy]

Subscribed cus we have the same name. Well sorta. Mine is spelled Balaal.

[Shawnistheman420]

It's simple you go up to a woman don't get nervous look into there eyes and treat them with respect telling them there beautiful doesn't hurt. I came across this vid cause iam friends wit this guy an was checkin his vid's.

[kaurgini05]

WOW loll these are such great methods :))) hit and stay, bag method ....lovely

[iiablaze]

as a gay man i find this to video to be ineffective for a girl...even though its just a joke...girls want you to talk to them plain and simple...they want you to have some confidence in yourself, and be real and not fake...they just want you to pay attention to them because they are naturally selfish. all these games that you play is literally wasting your energy...oh and they want you to "be somebody" too, because that means that they have 1 up on their girlfriends for something to boast about

[blackgurl2881]

wtf lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo @"hit and stay"

[LuhhNayNay]

lmfaooo

[thablumusician]

haha this shit is hilarious! obviously a joke

[1sciencexpert]

So let me get this straight, guys should run over girls with a car and kidnap them in a bag?

[deadtwice]

After watching this video, I feel like kicking his mfkin ass, retarded bustard.

[Kunomaru97]

@deadtwice hes joking, calm the fuck down

[Lilcon1000]

hey @deadtwice yu wanna third one add too ur belt jus chillax dawg it ain't real if it makes u feel any better no girls were actually hit or stuffed in bags.....but she might of been stuffed not inna bag jus stuffed.........

[tajinandapples]

lOL that is sooo stupid!!!!!!!! :))

[bmw98vida]

Lmao defiantly will share this

[Mattikish]

If she is dead, there probably won't be a relationship. ROFL----LMFAO!!

[jacketnipple]

@Mattikish I am almost certain..