theres this homeless guy who used to live near my aunts house and he slept under a tree and had two basketballs he worshipped and the wierd thing was he'd actually pray to them, and a few times i saw him meditate with them
i moved across half the united states to get married. my marriage went bad and my ex wife at the time failed to pay the bills. a few months passed and they apartment complex was not willing to work with me, i was left homeless. not all homeless people are drug addicts.
Its mostly drugs that keep homeless people on the streets. Hell, If I lived on the street Id like to be toasted too... Problem is that most of the time they never get clean and end their days alone in the gutter. These people just dont have the means to help themselves, their minds are wrapped up on the next fix.
he seems kinda not dumb, does mcdonald's Hire homeless people that steal food, use the restroom like a bathroom and scare more customers that Maryln manson and Charles combined, i don't think so.
Some are druggies but some are not.My son asked me a question the other day, He said"Mom why do you give money to homeless if they go out and buy wine with it"? I said to him "If you were out in a cold street sleeping for a week or more, would'nt you want something to warm you up" I told him that I did'nt care what he spent it on, but the important lesson is simply to give. He just looked at me and paused.
There is a homeless guy at my train station that I use to go to school, that thinks the train is a giant robot snake, so every time the train stops, he throws shit at it and starts pounding on the side.
WOOHOO 2009
acoffeu1 2 years ago
theres this homeless guy who used to live near my aunts house and he slept under a tree and had two basketballs he worshipped and the wierd thing was he'd actually pray to them, and a few times i saw him meditate with them
Paranoid45 4 years ago
i moved across half the united states to get married. my marriage went bad and my ex wife at the time failed to pay the bills. a few months passed and they apartment complex was not willing to work with me, i was left homeless. not all homeless people are drug addicts.
jasamurai 5 years ago
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oldschoolHalen 5 years ago
Its mostly drugs that keep homeless people on the streets. Hell, If I lived on the street Id like to be toasted too... Problem is that most of the time they never get clean and end their days alone in the gutter. These people just dont have the means to help themselves, their minds are wrapped up on the next fix.
3mate1 5 years ago
he seems kinda not dumb, does mcdonald's Hire homeless people that steal food, use the restroom like a bathroom and scare more customers that Maryln manson and Charles combined, i don't think so.
Ahenakew911 5 years ago
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emodykedude123 5 years ago
Where did you find this man? I want to find him.
dei514 5 years ago
He's definitely the upper class of the homeless community.
jacknitz 5 years ago
he ISN'T A CRACKHEAD! A lot of homeless are good people, They are homeless for all different reasons, Some have mental illness. Who are we to judge.
fuel1024 5 years ago
I was walking down sunset and a bum asked me for some money "so he could buy drugs" I of course said sorry, but I had to judge him as a drug addict.
MakoSucks 5 years ago
Some are druggies but some are not.My son asked me a question the other day, He said"Mom why do you give money to homeless if they go out and buy wine with it"? I said to him "If you were out in a cold street sleeping for a week or more, would'nt you want something to warm you up" I told him that I did'nt care what he spent it on, but the important lesson is simply to give. He just looked at me and paused.
fuel1024 5 years ago
oh i was kinda kidding, I always give out money to the poor, even though im broker than shit, its nice.
MakoSucks 5 years ago
oh, I'm broke too! But it does feel good helping people does'nt it. Thanks for replying.
fuel1024 5 years ago
Just because he is a crackhead doesn't mean you're better than him. Let him have his fix and stop judging him.
Lefhalas 5 years ago
There is a homeless guy at my train station that I use to go to school, that thinks the train is a giant robot snake, so every time the train stops, he throws shit at it and starts pounding on the side.
Fuzzboy 5 years ago
LOL! get a cam next time u go to the train station and film it :P
Noxsid3 5 years ago
Fred Savage LOL, from the wonder years, hahahaha
krazygreen 5 years ago
u guys r all idiots, dont you realize hes a crackhead... its not funny
dafishmode 5 years ago
Just because he is homeless and has a sense of humour doesnt mean he is a crackhead.
vanity780 5 years ago
Not funny. Just another street loser. That's exactly why most of these people could and should be working. Save the comedy and get a job.
aitraining 5 years ago
I AM HOMELESS AND THE HOMELESS LIVE A STRESS FREE LIFE
WYBEACHBUM 5 years ago
omg that guy is a legend what was the music at the start called?
ryanas 5 years ago
that's a cool dude!!he doesn't even seem stressed out or anything, love it!!
CaliCowgirl76 5 years ago
haha what's he got to be stressed out about?
jaeger37 5 years ago
awesome hobo<333
xxbang 6 years ago
LMFAO ahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAH
DarkShard 6 years ago
LMFAO
DisBoiRichyard 6 years ago