Bill burr Why do i do this FULL part 1

[DaGoalieSniper]

Stupid Comedy Central *BEEP* YOU!

[ActaNonVerba71]

The $300 prescription thing is a complete spit taker.

[DMTwannaB]

Sooo true. I'm 21 and I cant talk to a 10 year old without feeling creepy

[PktMma]

Is there a version without the bleeps?

[TXejas19]

i NEED some new burr

[Bloodydane]

Greatest comedian of all time! :D

[enjoiboy66]

Yea bill Burr is dope

[TheFallkan]

wtf is this guy not the king of comedy?? i dont understand. He's none stop laughs through the entire set. Please somebody give this guy some comedy central deal or something. The world needs more bill burr!!!!!

[LFA216]

Just discovered this guy - think he may now be my favorite stand-up besides Louis C.K.

[Pastor9764]

Bleeping really upsets me, on so many levels. Where does my vote go? Fucking shit.

[WalterLiddy]

Fucking bleeps.

[TommyCage0736]

they're gonna steal the paddles.....lmao

[piggybankvillan]

Censorship, because letters are corrupting the youth more than media brainwashing.

[Geistkampfer]

goddamnit why is this censored

[andyAAWW]

0:04 bleep!

Fucking American god damn Jesus Mary mother of fuck. Only in America :P

[browncash]

HE IS A LEGEND. LOVED HIM FOR YEARS



[tpstrat14]

1:10 **kicks child**.... classic

[uchiasasuki]

That Teeet is fuckin annoying :@

[ItThunderbolt]

Car commercial.

[MadMarcusProductionz]

Bill Burr is the most raw comedian I have ever seen. It amazes me how funny he is. Him and Louis CK are the best comedians alive. Their hatred style of comedy is gold these days. Going to see Bill's new special in DC in march. The thing said be on time because its going to be the recording for his new special, can't wait!!!!

[tpstrat14]

@MadMarcusProductionz "Hatred style". Well put. Louis CK and Bill Burr challenge their listeners to put their self-righteous, idealistic bullshit aside and laugh at things that are horrible (like kicking a child so that people don't think you want to molest him) That's why I love them. Make the audience feel horribly uncomfortable WHILE making me laugh my ass off. That's a score in my book!!!

[MadMarcusProductionz]

@tpstrat14 I don't see it as them pointing out peoples self righteousness I see it as them pointing out annoyances in today's society (the annoying things people do these days and the annoying things that happen), either way it is hilarious. Louis CK's first special I watched 4 times in a row and still laughed my ass off, but now hes kinda leveling out and not as funny as he used to be (still funny though) But every bill burr special makes me die laughing... I don't know how he keeps doing it.

[ActaNonVerba71]

"Why does everybody on these shows have to look like me?....'Hii, I'm here to fuck an 8 year old..." LMFAO. "I tried a suit on the other; I felt it coming up like fuck man I wanna take over some shit" ahahahaha

[PorroFirst]

It's so true what he's saying about kids.. I've thought that many times.

[wild1420]

Yea the censoring def sucks... But, I can still respect comedy central. These clips are from the prime time show so everything has beeps... However, they play all the same shows unedited after 1:00 a.m. maybe someone can find the uncensored version n post it!

[PartyHardGameHarder]

Click cc then transcribe audio... WTF ?

[thecrazybhanu]

censoring gets on my nerves

[xMoreTx]

They censored shit but not dick.

Well... I'm disappointed to say the least.. At least do it right..

[ChuloBadGuy]

They did make movies where it doesn't work out though. The Principle & 187.

[webbjac000]

Love bill burr, Fuck the censoring

[MammonDurden]

I am so sick of this bleeping crap, kids learn every word he said within the first month of going to school. The politically correct mafia have really got their claws deep into comedy central.

[JulesGunn]

Fitzdog Radio brought me here...

[sydbarrettmadcap]

love this guy. but is it me, or does he look like bald billy corgan in this?

[Argonaut121]

What kind of self-respecting adult spends his life bleeping words for a living? Love to here Bill Burr on that subject.

[emptysoul25]

The strident beeping is more offensive to my ears than anything he's saying.

[therandomdot]

The video is censored, but commenters are swearing as much as they want. Oh the irony.

[dojadoi]

Fuck you for censoring it!

[Lakewood2335]

LMAO!!!

[MagnusCattus]

QQ its bleeped im 15-30 and i cant enjoy a show without the crutch of swearing.

[johnlikestokill123]

@MagnusCattus It's the high-pitched, tinitus-inducing noise every 30 seconds that keeps me from enjoying it.

[misanthropicagenda1]

whats with the bleeping its fucked if you are offended by bad language i hope you get raped by an AIDS twat

you sad cunts

[Number1Bosss]

LOL

[wafeman17]

this guy is so underrated...

[optiKalismo]

@wafeman17 ...i TOTALLY agree...he is freakin HILARIOUS!!!!

[jbisase]

@wafeman17 indeed. he's one of the best out there right now.

[Etasi101]

NO UNDER RATING HERE

[arianseyedi]

A lot of people complain about youtubers who comment bullshit all the time and trash all over the place... I really can't help but if you really wanted to censor SUCH comedy show, you shouldn't have even f*ckin uploaded it. It's not that I'm rude, I'm just surprised by this level of retardation. Thank you for understanding my anger.

[basspro76]

Justin Bieber, 800,000,000 million views, Bill Burr 340,000. The world would be a better place if that was reveresed

[justinelliotmcc]

get outta the pool!



[KrfNYC2]

That doo rag line was great.

[LibertyorDeath777]

AHH Im Cryin over here! Fucking awesome!

[12Ominous]

lol, it's so true.

[txsfn47]

Bill burr is absolutely hilarious but he needs to stop validating himself to the crowd, always going "I'm not being a dick" takes away from his act a little bit

[KataNight]

@txsfn47 yeah but it tells me he's self-aware and not overly confident

[trainofaaron]

Stop censoring shit!

[knowbody777]

Brilliant!

[FreakyKong]

8 People didn't steal the paddles.

[shanmikeable]

this dude is epicly funny

[heatbucspies55]

IDK if I'd say he's the funniest comedian I've heard, but I'd at least say he's on that level, he;s at least on par with anyone IMO.

[damedoodie]

Thankfully the first bleep was before the five second mark. It saves you from watching the rest of the video!

[SausosiosIsrugos]

through all this stand up - I've cried

[NiceHatVeton]

Bill burr's female voice is the funniest thing on earth



[RumpleFoldSkin]

i wont watch censored comedians

[DarkTowerTube]

This guy is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians.

[masterofallhalo]

i think the censer kinda makes it funnier

[swedeej114]

5:20 what you guys dont eat cows.. whatre you a bunch of FAAAGS

[titaniumslug]

what's with all the beeps? even for words like shit.  This is worthless.

[homelesshannah50]

umm he's most certainly not racist in fact Madtv did a skit about the 'nice white lady' movies because they suck and are irritating and yeah I don't care about his girlfriend except this means that I have a shot yipee ;)

[homelesshannah50]

@johnnyjizz15

look who in the FUCK is talking bitch it's called k-a-r-m-a asshole get used to it!

[nyrayallen]

where the hell has he been hiding.i laughed so hard i fell over in my 5 legged chair and threw up everything i just ate.

[fourtysixand2x4]

You know how many times he says "You know", christ!

[WalterLiddy]

@fourtysixand2x4 "you know" is what American's say instead of "eh" (I'm Canadian). Watch any sports interview with an athlete and count the "you know"s per minute. I once clocked a guy at 51 times in one minute. True story.

[The4LA2Baker0]

@fourtysixand2x4 It's a Dutch thing. It is a shortened version of 'Dontchya know", like Bobby's Mom in the show "Bobby's World"(watch?v=iAavaZqDaXE). My Father's Grandmother was Dutch and my Dad says "ya know" constantly, just like Bill. Drives me nuts if I pay attention to it. Thank god I didn't pick that up, ya know what I'm saying?

[Oxyfresch]

Good crowd :)

[MrManboobie]

This guy would be the coolest fucker in a bar.

[xxthunderbird46xx]

This guy's a genius!

[mas0n13]

I was cracking up when he first mentioned pedophiles because he looks like he would probably be a pedophile if he wasn't a comedian

[andrewh817]

This guy might be the funniest current comic I can think of.

[ESchneider513]

My daughter's not playing ping pong!

[ThundaDook]

comedians = speak the truth

politicians = liars & con artist

[soundmoneyfan]

Burr effing kills

[heatbucspies55]

I'm a dude who shouts "Get outta the pool" and I still like this.

[chrispyVcrane]

where did he get his pants! FUARK!

[Dwhales4]

GET OUTTA THE POOL!

[MOnster2470]

"there gonna steal the paddles" hahahahahaha

[Gonko100]

the white chappelle

[miklboy1]

Censorship ruins comedy..

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@miklboy1 Tell me about it. I can't even STAND watching a tv Katt Williams because it's just half beeps.

[CharlieSmurffy]

@AntiChristAntiFail So you have to sit to watch him? You're a trooper for watching him ever.

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@CharlieSmurffy *Badum-TSH*

[lumkiletyesi]

@miklboy1

Fuck censorship

[c00lstuff1]

@miklboy1

makes it sound funny, but it does ruin it.

[XenoGenome]

@miklboy1

Censorship ruins everything ;)

[thispoorguy]

@miklboy1 Only if you care. If you're watching and having fun, when they bleep out 'fuck' it's not like you're sitting there going "what word did they bleep out? I have no idea what the word was so I don't get the joke" No you know exactly everything he's saying, so shut the fuck up.

[Gurra88]

@miklboy1

Reminds me of that time when they censored the word "bitch" from a metal dvd.

[grunntalll]

somehow the way he talks ruins it for me

[drpepper5001]

any else hera someone say hell ya around 7:50

[opmike343]

FUCK censorship. 

[nooyawkfun]

Hate the censorship.

[544001]

you know Bill Burr himself hates how Comedy Central beeped him on this version, he talks about it on the Uninformed podcast, they cut some jokes too

[n8hud1]

LMAO @ ping-pong.... gonna steal the paddles LOL nice

[Sonofanoob]

I'm I the only one who knows this guy from Breaking Bad?

[aspiredrotary]

@Sonofanoob Yep, he is an awesome comedian

[dirtyrottencromag]

Really good, don't know why he isn't more well known

[DigestiveCeremony]

So good. I do laugh out loud a few times during this clip.

[SilentTreatment84]

This is probably one of my favorite comedians...and I'm black!!! I probably just contradict to what his comedy is all about hahahaha. Oh well, this guy is on point!

[Diabolous3x]

why bleep out the word fag... american censorship is dumb

[LetsGoFreshCookies]

@Diabolous3x

I'm American and I agree.

[Terbyn]

"Get out of the pool!" makes me laugh out loud every time.

[jaja1818]

the next movie is a bunch of black people being ww2 pilots and shit

[jaskins75]

4 people have neither a sense of humor nor a sense of reality

[paraquemolestarseenp]

7:51 "Hell yeah"

[wilvsaber]

The psycho driver is the greatest .... "No indication he even tried to stop!!!" ... rofl

[phaasse]

Hes spot on

The only reason racism is still around is because of all the do gooders making every coment racist.a black board is black a white board is white.they are colours.you cant even sing bah bah black sheep anymore.our kids are taught bah bah rainbow sheep.what the fuck is a rainbow sheep.the sheep is black and its racist not to call the sheep its own colour.well done bill im over it aswell

[gbeagle130]

There gonna steal the paddles. hahaha

[zIxNiGhTMaRexIz]

Bill burr is my fav comic

[kwamekamikaze2]

I have a weird urge to google eightyearoldswhosparentsarefal­lenasleep but I don't want to be put on any list.

[phwoart]

I'm a paedophile and I find this hilarious too.

[choonhachat]

@phwoart its funny how theres a chance that this guy is actually serious lol

[darkangel0099]

@phwoart i appreciate the honestly...but at least spell out who you are correctly!

[Seryosin]

@phwoart XD

[Drakecageful]

His impersonation of a white racist drives me crazy with laughter.

[FmunkMOC]

as a comedian...this shit is phenomenal... just...good material, a different delivery...awesome

[falanius]

Fag get's bleeped?

[00aeonapocalypse]

Funniest man alive. Doh jeezuz...

[Danshro]

Nia burr Everyonew should listenb to bills mondAY MORNING PODCAST ON ITUENS EVERY MONDAy

[IcyScythe]

man I hate the censorship. It's not like we cant figure out what hes saying lol

[FrReTrUnNeR2478]

he never seemed racist to begin with. this dude is awesome. hes pointing out shit thts really true and making it funny cuz itts bullshit to him. lol

[DelbyC]

@FrReTrUnNeR2478

Well said.

[TheSaicotico]

Four people are hypersensitive Catholics.

[RaoulDuke3221968]

what's the deal with Bill's girlfriend? is she black? I think I heard she's black.

[Lizzy3218]

@RaoulDuke3221968

Yes, she's black. She's really pretty

[RaoulDuke3221968]

@Lizzy3218 sorry about that.........I was totally kidding, because that's ALL everyone was talking about on this thread! :D

[Lizzy3218]

@RaoulDuke3221968

Oh lol. No prob. People find random stuff to talk about all the time on youtube :-)

[FateUnderground]

7:50 - A black guy in the crowd goes "hell yeah"

[MirokuMG]

Real humor is color-blind. I'm Black and I find this guy HILARIOUS. If you can appreciate Pryor, Murphy, and Chappelle, you can appreciate Bill Burr. Rock on, fella.

[EVILJAMARR]

@MirokuMG For real, bro. He was even on the Chappelle show for a few episodes. Love this dude.

[ekfinn]

@MirokuMG

Right on man. I never disliked Chapelle for making some hil-fucking-arious jokes about white people. Our society has an over-abundance of thin-skinned pussies who can't take a fucking joke.

[dasugo]

@MirokuMG Hear hear.. I am black and I love his comedy.

[krunkaintdead69]

@MirokuMG Fuckin' A. THough you should probably have used just blind. In a black and white TV you can tell blacks from whites and asians. But not Middle Easterners from hispanics.

Actually you shouldve just said comedy is like Helen Keller.

[DoNotCiv]

@MirokuMG I know what you mean. I am a Chinese, African-American, Hispanic, Blind, One-legged Bisexual and I also find this guy hilarious. Enough with the fucking identity politics already. 'nuff said.

[dacthewinner]

@DoNotCiv See what happens when people have transgender babies, god smites them blind and legless. Oh and you're only bisexual because you'll take whatever the fuck you can get at this point.

[gwl1983]

@DoNotCiv We don't take kindly to Chinese, African-American, Hispanic, Blind, One-legged Bisexual people round here.

[Bonhamer1]

@DoNotCiv lol Wow your family has been doing it all over the world.

[streetfightsecrets]

@DoNotCiv Having you as a friend would be the ultimate "get out of political correctness jail free" card.

[DoNotCiv]

@streetfightsecrets Thanks for the cool imprimatur, but, I don't know if I'm as kool and the gang as all that. But I do have your 6.

[BoboConan]

@MirokuMG Carlin, Tosh, C.K.

[KTMx15x]

@MirokuMG im white as snow and i love pryor murphy and chapelle you are so correct sir

[zIxNiGhTMaRexIz]

Lol This guys too fuckin hilarious

[mrbonesmcgee]

Bill burr and Louis ck are the funniest comics working today

[kamikaze69100]

there is 4 people who dont know comedy. who can dislike this guy. hes hilarious... fuck those 4 haters lol

[elbrad02]

F*BLEEEP*ing bleeps..

[SNEAKGUEST]

Hahaha, but seriously, many times i've seen Swedes beeing unfimiliar with african music, dancehall or hiphop coming to that kind of party and been getting a dance lesson. But it's just to be nice of course. Because if u really can't dance, but you're trying to hard, it looks pretty stupid.

[heatbucspies55]

I can't think of a special that's funnier than this.

[OpenYourMindQuaid]

5:32 listen to the laughter gasp haha

[LakersDynasty42]

I remember this guy from those "Chappelle's Show" sketches.

[IcyScythe]

@LakersDynasty42 ya i recognize him which one was he in though?

[LakersDynasty42]

@IcyScythe The racial draft & the "Law & Order" sketch in Season 2.

[macheteready]

why is "fag" bleeped? fags shouldnt be offended by their faggyness

[2conscious]

Geez, what a bunch of PUSSIES navigating to Bill Burr, Louis C.K. and Eddie Murphy videos going on their post 9/11 P.C., hyper-sensitive, ridiculously liberal soapbox!!! Go somewhere fucking else if you don't like politically-incorrect humor. Bill, Louis, Eddie and myself (a regular black american guy) are from the old school. You know, when people didn't hide behind computers and actually said what they meant and didn't apologize for it!!?

[compmanio36]

Bill Burr is hilarious.....because everything he says is FUCKING TRUE. All the stuff about women, white guilt, etc......all true and all BULLSHIT.

[bobissocoollike]

you dont have to not like black people to be racist you know...there are more races than 2..fucking idiots

[sugarofthesea]

who said he was racist? his jokes actually have punch lines that took talent to write, unlike Lisa lampanelli who is just vulgar and ignorant, i cant understand for the life of me why people go to her shows.

[RioEllington]

"You know, I'm not racist but uh, (insert group name here followed by fucked-up conversations)"

That is exactly how it goes. =_=

[KashimaDoll]

YOU CAN TELL HE IS NOT RACIST.

[LostFringeSuper8]

"They're gonna steal the paddles" hahahaha

[fdr100100]

bill burr is too agressive for my taste

[eatmywhisperingeye]

@fdr100100 great!! go away then....