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  • obviously a cowboy bebop fan!

  • I'm 74 years old and I think you're brilliant, but you shouldn't need telling that. You've got loads of potential, but not working for someone else. What you need is a manager. Best of luck, whatever you do!

  • Go into a restaurant, order a meal, say you've got no money then you have to wash dishes to work it off. Then if they think you're really good ask them for more work.

  • I bet that was a guy on the phone taking the pizza order -.- never said It was a girl XD

  • CLAP ON

    clapclap

    CLAP OFF

  • go wipe your arse you greasy fucker

  • yeah and you get your mummy to wipe your arse after she's done SUKIN MAH DICK!

  • Pretty amusing . Stop searching start earning

    Power5plan will show you the way

  • So how fitting is this to my situation? Pretty fuckin' close.

    Thanks for the laughs and the notion of sending this to a former boss and to a bunch of other unemployed friends.

    (So, did you ever find another job?)

  • Since I posted this video, no. but I have plenty more musig gigs to play! and comedy gigs!

  • on lol

  • off u juicy fat hunk of fine meat..... put me in your next video and make it funny yo

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  • off

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  • does he? wow.

    love you!

  • LOVE YOU TOO

  • off

  • off <3

  • Join me next time- Where I take a shit!

    LMAO

  • off!! it's kinky

  • off you sexy fuck

  • on please lol

  • You're fcking crazy, man :D:D

  • Off

  • ON ffs

  • off

  • haha On please.

  • may be you are just unemployable have thought of working for your self?

    may being a comedian perhaps?

  • I am gonna eat your pizza naked xD LOL

  • onn

  • off

  • on  again ^^

  • Off

  • onn

  • off then on again - that usually sorts my *computer* out...

    Kidding I think you're funny

  • i want to kill you!

  • lol ur so funny uncle stuart

  • mrj0h you fucking youtube bully

    wanker

  • Pos no se como va a trabajar ese si es un putto friki

  • Keep it on i dont wanna see your boobs.....

  • Says the man with no feet

  • I've watched 6 of your videos now and dispite the fact you have quite a good voice,

    I have a feeling your a manic depressive.

  • This Is My Favourite Comment EVER Ahahahaha

  • hahahaha lmao at 2:47

  • OMG MEGA LOL AT 00:40!!!!!

  • r u a guy?

  • ON PLEASE YOU FUCKING FAG

  • ON please kkkkk

    you are great man

    really funny

  • your awsome!

  • ON!!! blue were is at :)

  • not only is this thing sooo ugly with greasy hair that dosent get out much and will never i stress "never" get a girlfriend he or she talks crap it sound like its talking with a mouth full of peanut butter.

  • why did you say peanut butter? not say jam or marmite, yeah marmite is sticky.... too sticky. yeah and my mum said that she would be his gf.

  • why did you say peanut butter? not say jam or marmite, yeah marmite is sticky.... too sticky. yeah and my mum said that she would be his gf.

  • i wudnt give u a job....if it was da last thing on the list thing i shud do before i die.......fckin stop your retaraded video's.....aand get a life....anser to ur question>>>> off as in take ur fckin videos of......u reject!!!!!

  • Make your own videos, and THEN you can speak like this.

  • i wud but i wudnt wana take ur reputation out of the mirror....u fat gobshyt and for fck sake speak properly....u bum ur from ireland not america....u wannaba......

  • my appology's ur from scotland......sorry......

  • America? Scotland? Me? Are you drunk?

  • someone needs to be looking to get laid more than looking for a job. not that you would... just sayin

  • hey, totally totally OFF! O.o

    namashivaya36 (1 day ago)

    your name is highly offensive. grow up.

    His name is Stuart. How is THAT offensive? or is it POCKETS :O!

    How can Pockets be offensive. I don't get it... o.O

  • think he means crouts

  • well its my last name so i don't think he should find it offensive. my name is stuart crout!

  • yeah man i find nothing offensive bout your vids or name...you're a dead sexy scouser though :D loving the vids

  • shouldn't you cover your saggy titties with a bra?

  • definitly on...

  • what are he singing in the intro?

    ''but is it surely worth it,

    if you give it a try?''

  • ON!

    fucking hell ON!

  • Its pathetic what animals do to get on youtube =D

  • The idea of killing the delivery boy and taking his job will work, but may I suggest calling out a plumber instead, and instead of taking his job, just kill him and sell his tools on ebay, they are worth alot of money, plus you get a free van! It's a flawless plan that cannot fail! Chou!

  • Your ugly as fuck

  • and you are a materialistic whore

  • do you have girlfriend????

    I want to be! :) You don't have english humor I like that!

    Kisses from spain!:D

  • TAKE IT OFFFFFFF!!!

  • cada vez se te va más la pinza

  • off great vid

  • i would say off, just 4 the ladies

  • omg plz on

  • get a job

  • Off!!!

  • off... btw hello

  • off

  • off

  • hmmm half on

    sexy

  • OFF :D

  • Join me next time,

    Where I take a shit!

    AND OFF! YOUR SO AWESOME CLOTHING HINDERS YOUR AURA OF PWNAGE!

  • On, Or i will kill myself i guess xD

  • ON :D

  • on this instent you minger

  • on!!!!!!!

  • OFF!!!

  • most definitely OFF

  • For the love of god, please ON, not that i don't like your vids.

  • OFF.

  • definitely off! you cannot eat pizza while wearing something

  • off is funnier.

  • take it off take it all off........but slowly :D

  • woot take it off!!!!!!! =] love ur videos

  • sounds like you worked for amazon

  • defo offff!!!! i would

  • Off, we shall all take our clothes off and dance!

  • off please

  • ON!!

  • stop watching them!

  • how bout you get a life and stop wasting time yelling abuse about videos you wouldn't be watching if you had one.

  • i go for on

  • haha "I love you" !!! love that part

  • On please, before your flubber blinds me.

  • OFF!

  • u are deffo speacial needs lad why havent u been locked up yet

  • why do "special needs" people need locking up? how bout we lock you up for being an asshole?

  • and y dont i kill u and put u under the floor boards

  • your name is highly offensive. grow up.

  • eh?

  • on please on

  • on!

  • your my favorite lol like i am honored to be ur fan

  • Hahaaaa!

    Pure Funnyness, and gave me some good Job ideas also :P

    *runs to call a Pizza*

  • I think a cool video would be one where you say "Hector is cool" two hundred times without stopping.

  • Off!! lmao... =)

  • Were you singing disney?? LOL, or was I imaginin' it?? :P

  • Cowboy bebop at the end Nicee

  • I like the pizza boy idea.....Kill him, Take his pizza, Eat it, And then take his job.......Hummmm I need to try that one lmao..yea right..Prolly kill me before I got hold of his pizza and I'd die hungry. Great vid

  • stfu u box of douche this guy is a raging fagget and u r too.

  • "dumaas" Well damnit boy, You must know alot of and alot about faggits then huh? I think you just need to get them off your ass then, HA! HA! HA! HA! You have a nice day.....Oh! And by the way, You have the perfect name "DUM-ASS" (aka)"DUMB-ASS" It fits you well....Again I repeat: You have a nice day now ok and don't be a hater being a hater, It's your own worst ememy, Look it up under the seven deadly sins

  • OFF!!! lol

  • on please

  • BEBOP REFERENCE!

    you are my hero, dude.

  • zomgg subscribed

  • are you from scotland? xx

  • subscribedd

  • on plz you well funny

  • lol Off man. Be proud of your man cans

  • can you do stand-up?

  • o god plz ON

    i dont wana be meen but plz

  • stop to take your clothes off, you're fat!

  • on pleasee

  • why does he burst into the song that sleeping beauty sings??

    ohwell this dude is well goood!

    and On please

  • GET YA TITS OUT!

  • höhöhöhö^^ remix f..f..f..fuck you,fuck your mother,fuck your job and fuck this phone call, very funny^^

    5 stars

  • ON! ;)

  • On please.. you have a wicked sense of humour, haters.. shut ut or put up!

  • omfg, i thought "it" was a woman...and then...

  • I'm a pizza delivery driver! plz don't beat me up! XD

    off lol :D

  • Lol.  Good stuff.

  • Where are you from ?

    Did you mention inverness in their ? lol

    Cause im from invergordon which is close ? lol

  • onn.

  • lol i love you

  • On, diagonally.

  • Dude the dry humor is great. Just do something with the hair.

    Proxy-Connection: keep-alive

    Cache-Control: max-age=0

    AKeep the great job up.

  • on backwards

  • it helps to wash you hair

  • off

  • What's with the long bit of hair?

  • its time.

  • On, inside out.

  • POCKETS, you are wickedly hularious! I just love the dry humor. Keep on doing your thing.

  • On but back to front :)

  • on please

  • OFF! x]

  • Half on. I only like your left side.

  • lmao ur a funny motherfucker! keep the vids coming

  • yay for cowboy bebop references

  • Bebop best anime ever created...

  • idk man, sam champ is pretty damn good too, and then there's ergo proxy...

  • You make me crazy! Sure off.

  • definitely definitely definitely ON. and not close up. in fact quite far away.

    but yeh ur video's pretty funny haha

  • never mind on or off, the question is "did you eat the pizza and how much was it?"

    whoops, that was two questions was n't it? and with that one, that makes it three. No one was expecting the Spanish inquisition.

  • NEITHER OF THEM.

  • OFFF...

  • Off. >D

    Ehh, no. X]

  • off

  • nice vid. audio was a little quiet though. see if u can turn it up next vid? thx =P

    ]

    keep 'em comin'!

  • On, but I could probably introduce you too a few that may like it off.

    I was just introduced to you about 2 days ago with your KazooKeylele. Brilliant.

  • .. top stuff, sir! thanks for that .. :)

  • On

    and sprayed a mouthful of beer onto my monitor at the title of your next vid

  • both

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