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  • C'mon, this really isn't fair for the bear...

  • Lol

  • "rawr I'm gonna fucking eat u get in my mouth"

  • it's a draw stand down

  • Chuck Norris is better, oh wait ..

  • Chuck Norris was handicapped to use only 0.0001% of his power to make this scene enjoyable, and longer...

  • Chuck norris used FLEE on the bear

  • Once the bear knew he pissed Chuck Norris off, he ran for his life, smart move bear

  • when a zombie bites Chuck Norris the zombie becomes Chuck Norris

  • WHY IS WALKER BRETT FARVE GREEN BAY TEXAS WALKER RANGER PANTS IS SO HIGH?

  • I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO KICK AND FIGHT IN SLOW MOTION

  • You know you're not funny when you copy a shitty joke. It's like xeroxing at kindergarten picture.

  • Chuck Norris vs. originality and cleverness.

  • chuck norris didnt lose he just stared down the bear warning it that there would be a roundhouse kick incident comming up

  • this is documentary footage by the way

  • the bear caught Chuck Norris taking a nap

  • 0:49  Медведь понял что он влип)

  • Chuck estava brincando com o urso por isso demorou tanto para acabar com ele!

  • This is ridiculous, if Chuck Norris was born, he would break the window of my room right now and start hitting my head on the keyboardhdavMJHVGDamjhhkfgsa,j­gdmsfngbkahfkgjgdfag

  • @Mercurialazzura que buenos vergasos te puso! ahahhaahah

  • @Mercurialazzura Hahahaha.... you okay there ??

    & say hi to Chuck Norris :))

  • No puede ser ! vi a Chuck Norris herido!

  • MANITO ARRIBA SI LLEGASTE ACA POR ACIDO MC !

  • R.I.P Bruce lee

  • ohhh so thats chuck norris i get it now

  • PERO NO SE MUERE MAS ESE HIJO DE PUTAA!!

  • The bear did´nt know it´s was Chuck in the beggining, then realice that it was him and better run

  • Based on a true story.

    This documentary serves as my proof.

  • i love how he smiles through EVERY situation!

  • acido me cage toda con el grito que pusiste en tu video

  • pushing 75% on the gay scale or Pretty gay 13 commonly categorized as PG-13.

  • COMO INTIMIDA LA MIRADA DE MI QUERIDO CHUCK!

  • @soyacidomc Intimida mucho , la mira, y los dientes culiaaado

  • Chuck Norris just stared down a raging grizzly bear

    Every argument is now invalid.

  • Once the bear got a good look at him it realized o shit that's chuck Norris and booked it

  • ohh my god justin... lol

  • If Chuck Norris is so good, why don't people say,"oh my Chuck Norris"?

  • after that that bear died of cancer 

  • 1052 people gonna die ...

  • women belong in the kitchen

  • this shet fake or a movie..

  • @shorty1sTHUG o rly?

  • the end of BEAR MARKET

  • Chuck is not trying to hurt the bear at all !

    Chuck was formerly dating the bear, but she was abusive and he left her and fled to live in texas as Walker Texas Ranger. There he met Alexandra Cahill and fell in love.

    Now the bear woman discover the truth, and is quite upset. Chuck knows she still loves him, and has to show her that his earth is bleeding for the separation too, for her to let go.

    Happy ending ! ^_^

  • he obviously used haki

    

  • If only Liam Neeson was around, he'd get the bear what it wanted.. to mate with Chuck's beard.

  • ¿Quien es ese Pokemon?

  • Murderer," Only god can save you now!" Bruce Lee walks in." Aiyah!" Murder shoots Bruce Lee. Chuck Norris walks in. Murder shoots at Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris catches bullet, and he throws it back killing the murderer.

  • That bear is really brave... or really idiot.

  • Ghost's sit around camp fires telling Chuck Norris stories!

  • " Mythbusters " will never challenge any Chuck Norris facts!

  • I guess you can say...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    That the fight was unBEAReble.

    Bang bang!! >:D

  • Ha! Even if he wanted to, Chuck Norris can't smash my head into my keyboard because I'm using an iPogumcjfjdfdbxjdiehjdifdjdjdb­sbzkjvizzjftfhgzzhzhHhahhGgz!.­$bzu)g6:8:$:7,!-$,$:$&:$

  • Chuck Norris.he's the real bear.

  • if chuck norris was hear he'd slam my head against te keyboard nmxcvnbzdfb\kldhjisefwety8

  • you probbably taught that bear was real

    No! its just chuck testa

  • Fucking Unbear,,able to watch!

  • You people are fucking idiots. The bear totally won! There was not a sratch on the bear. Chuck would cut like crazy. The bear just lost interest. Bear: 1 Chuck: 0

  • ffaaakkkeee, the bear wulda died of fright

  • that must have been scary... FOR THE BEAR!!!!!!!

  • I used to be an arrow, but then i took a Chuck Norris to the knee.

  • AWW man i thought he would do a FALCON PUNCH on that bear.

  • this is fake, chuck norris didn't get the full mount

  • pedo bear !!!!! tried to rape chuck

  • He used a stunt-double. :-\

  • @Anthraxinternational chuck norris has stunt double for crying scenes

  • Who was the Bear's stunt double?

  • Wow, chuck norris' stunt devil really sucks at fighting bears.

  • Bear: you live for today Mr. Norris, but i will be back. 

  • @carneymaster11 You mean Chuck Norris: you live today bear, but i will be back.

  • Bear had to protect itself. Chuck Norris was attacking bear so hardly that it started screaming at 0:35 and finally run away. So cruel

  • PAUL VS KUMA!!!

  • Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

  • @TheEXpothead Some children sniggered and shouted 'scardy cat, scardy cat' as Chuck Norris walked past them, those children were the Dinosaurs.........

  • what episode  is this?

  • YA FUCK OFF BEAR

  • Bear:"Food rawr" after fight scene

    Bear:"Nothing to do here"

  • el oso pego ese rugido porque se estaba cagando del miedo xD

  • master chief kicks chuck norises faggot ass :D

  • @blackmagic117117 too much video games?

  • Here we can appreciate how generous Chuck is with the animals... He pretended to have dificulties fighting the bear in order to make the bear gain confidence in himself!

  • el ataque del oso no estaba planeado, chuck tuvo que improvisar

  • Bear attack was not planned, chuck had to improvise

  • The foolish woman had a stick. She needed no stick. Chuck was on her side.

  • Chuck Norris is so overrated, if he was really as legendary as he is he would've been able to find me and smash my head on the keyboa-DHERFFJHR ASFLAAAGGSSSAADSPOWKDIOJCMFNFB­LAKLMDJENFJKENFJKNJKFNEFENFKEJ­NFJENFENAABABLALA

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  • Chuck Norris, forgive, don't know what is doing

    ...

  • if chuck norris is such a badass i dare him to knock me out before the end of this sente

  • @MattyMattyTooGood hahahahhaha!

  • @MattyMattyTooGood That reminded me of a certain Freakazoid character that shall not be named.

  • Chuck Norris god like...

    OK?

  • could u imagine the offspring of that bear and chuck norris

  • chuck norris got banged there, TIT

  • Fuck Chuck! Dusty sent me here.

  • the bear saw him self when he looked into the eyes of chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris es un amante de la naturaleza por eso dejo vivir a este oso

  • if chuck norris is ohhh so awesome let him show him self to me and hit me in the head with this keyboar sdainhasdhawin nasidniawh 128awsbua2 2uh

  • Chuckwrestedabearonce

  • chuck norris attacked the bear

  • Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Jack Bauer gave him permission to do so!

  • this is obviously a fake video...

  • @robertotenreiro glad you cleared that up

  • that bears must have balls of cast iron 

  • DAMN 

  • Chuck Norris destroyed bear's soul with his sigh.

  • Someone Jump In And Help That Bear!

  • Holy shit chuck poke the bear in the eye already!!!

  • Chuck is just taking his pet bear fluffy for a walk. This happens everyday for him

  • I thought kevjumba was the heterosexual bear wrestler...

  • that bear is the reincarnation of bruce lee..

  • Bear was taken to the emergency with broken ribs and teeth

  • in soviet russia Chuck Norris would still beat you up

  • Ron Paul 2012- because even chuck thinks he is crazy, and Chuck wants to choke out all "them" politicians.

  • Chuck Norris beat an owl in a staring competition

  • NO IT IS ROUND HOUSE KICK TIME

  • Chuck Norris is that hard, viagra takes Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is the most UNDERRATED human being in history of mankind !

  • Chuck Norris playing with his pet ... so cute ...

  • Wait, if he is a God, how come he was bleeding ? Or was it the bear's blood...

  • chuck norris lost his virginity before his parents

  • This vid should be renamed "Bear attacks chuck norris and fucks him up"

  • the bear never attacked anyone...

    ...kkk!

  • 0:42 yer pushin it mate! *epic stare*

  • Chuck quit playing with your food

  • Chuck Norris got a NUKE in MODERNWARFARE 3!

  • how fake

  • you know his fiting his pet bear becuse kids sleep with teddy bear but chuck norris sleeps with a bear!

  • R.I.P. kystify

  • this bear is sooo lucky! How did he know that chuck norris like to pet bears?

  • The director wanted to use a stunt actor for this scene. The stunt actor used Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor.If he is who you tking he is he would teleport here and smash my had on the keyboard.You see?Nothing happened.

  • @kystify i agree.

  • @kystify

    Hello? Are you there?? kystify??? KYSTIFY!?!?!?!?!

  • Holy crap o.O Rtl2 xD

  • Chuck Norris vs Pedo Bear

  • chuck norris is actually gay, but hes still manly than every other man as he look

  • Stop making these stupid jokes about Chuck Norris! Everyone knows that you don't make jokes about Chuck Norris, he makes jokes about you.

  • This a documentary on how chuck norris doesn't fight bears he just stares them down.

  • the girraffe was invented when chuck norris uppercuted a horse

  • oh yeah how come hes not bashin my face in..............hhfhfsshghkghk­vghiuryu78375683yt8hgeuywtsegh­f7fhhgfifjhgshiitghhkskghhsghh­shgkgnvnskh k s gsnvnytynr4uep6y9;yjiiyh;libn.­bew6t!#!@!#%!BVYKMNBK!MN!Y!M:L­G!:KL!VNJBHKLKKO!UI!JVHJhlyupl­'uhiuyhuuihoggjhgjkluiygftojiu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuitggftrds5tfujkfh­yut7ty7guyvgy7uyuhdreswcdtfswj­ui/kljhjhjibhjpo;l/;limhntthju

  • bears don't hiberate in winter. they get knocked out by chuck norris. one by one.

  • chuck used haki

    

  • chuck is cool when he saw a funny person!!!

  • after a slow painful death a week later the bear was laid to rest

  • chuck norris is so ga... oh wait someone's at my door.

  • In real life, when you face a bear without a gun, 99.9% you will die ..... no matter how strong your muscle is .... unless that's a teddy bear.

  • @Kennethajap29 but his Chuck Norris

  • @Kennethajap29 he didn't use his muscle. he just.... looked in the eyes.....

  • This bear is not normal, it survived the Chuck Norris stare!?!?!?

  • Guys, this video is obviously fake.

    Chuck Norris can't bleed.

  • Only Bruce lee can kill chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris Is Just A Actor! If He Was Like That He Would Come To My House And Sla

  • NOPE Chuck Test

  • Chuck Norris is an animal lover. That's why the bear left in one piece.

  • DAMN U BEAR KILL HIM ALREADY!!!!!!

  • does that bear not know who he is??

  • damn.....that must of been scary.......for the BEAR!!!

  • For every new camera angle, they had to get a new bear...

  • There is no global warming, only Chuck Norris getting his sun tan.

  • Chuck Norris sucks! If he was real he would enter to my house and slam me into the keyboardhifbtidldbislfvt

  • 0:43 that bear looks fucking petrified

  • POOR PEDOBEAR ..

    PEDROBEAR SHOULD BE DEFEAT CHUCKNORIS BUT HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

  • 0:47 "what the fuck??"

  • @Evanz111 Faggot STFU !!!

  • poor pedobear

  • Wow that Bear Got BIG BALLS i say

  • chuck norris should have blown that bear up with his mind

  • Fuck Chuck Norris, Spongebob fuckin grills underwater!

  • Bear doesn't approve Chuck Norris

  • what just happened?

  • Chuck norris smokes fireworks

  • You see that Bear get all "Oh Shit" eyed when Chuck Norris stood up?

  • Chuch Norris can water ballet in lava

  • Once in a lifetime chance to rape Chuck Norris. You go miztah bear!

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  • Shut up about Chuck Norris coming to your door the second you write something bad about him. If he was that special he would come and smash my head on my keyboard. See? Nothing happenswwgrdvfsbnujbuavsbkikba­wfgon