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  • I used to be able to ride my bike with no handlebars, till I took a arrow to the knee.

  • i can ride my skate with no handlebars

  • i can ride a unicycle WHAT NOW

  • i can masterbaute with no porn

    no porn

    no porn

  • The awkaward moment when you realize you can't ride your bike with no handlebars...

  • @beccadanielle23 lol i kno rite

    

  • best song ever

  • i can ride my car with no fuel... so what now?

  • this song actually tells the story of how 2 friends came to hate each other

  • @zigzag11875 really.???

  • @JreamlyPerfect

    ... yeah, I just watched the music video... this song is now so much more depressing then I had considered it to be.

  • 36 people cant ride a bike with no handlebars :/

  • someone was pissed when they made this sonq.! ((but i LOVE this sinq.!))

  • Today in class I started singing this song and got yelled at... :/ haha So totally worth it! LOVE THIS SONG!

  • my friend told me this song was about chuck norris

  • This is like the only song that they have whats up with that i love this my ringtone!! check out my video idiot getting wrote off black cover

  • This song is really awesome

    really awesome

    really awesome

    really awesome

  • thumbs up if your watching this in 2012 and still loooooooooooooove it!!!

  • so what if we take all the decrees...and put them togher? then what?

  • @TheTubefan96 omg ur right what would happen?

  • @xJ0K3Rx4XL1F3x idk, V says to speak of the decrees...so I guess they can't. it's like dividing by 0

  • 35 people need handlebars and are not proud to be an american

  • awesome song!!!!!!!!

    

  • please sub i would be alot of help

  • 35 people cant ride their bike with no handlebars

  • damn this guy is skilled

  • so he's saying he can do anything cause if you tick him off he'll blow up the world with his missile by satellite 

  • my teacher played this song before we took our test....now he's gonna do that song on every test

  • This is MY theme song!! Becase i can do EVERYTHING in that song...Except ride my bike with no handlebars lolz :)

  • thumbs up if your listening in 2012 C; ^w^

  • listening to this in 2012 still awesome

  • Has anybody but me realized that the only thing he can't do in this song is put his remote back together?

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  • I love this song so much its not even funny!!!

  • ya well i can tie a knot in licorice

  • People copy the top comment and replace it with 2012.

  • thumbs up if your listening to this song in 2012

  • @HybridPie no I'm listening to this in 900 BC on my iStone.

  • i remember when this song was the shit ;"D

  • Man, The Dislike Bar Is Like Justin Bieber, Small.. Stupid Video.. ALL DECREES, DISOBEYED

  • Listening to this in 2012. :)

  • 34 people can't ride their bike with no handle bars

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  • listening this in 2012. <3

  • oh yeah motherfucker! im listening to this the day before 2012...bitch.

  • i love the actual meaning of this song <3

  • Is Justin Bieber's vagina off topic?

  • great symbolism in this song. The speaker is saying how he can rule a nation and stuff. Driving with no handlebars means to rule without guidance because that's what handlebars are suppose to do, guide you.

  • i used to ride my bike with no handle bars, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • like if you could ride your bike with no handlebars

  • I had 2 friends. Michael and David. They were the bestest friends. They used to do bike tricks together. Well slowly they started doing things diffrent. Michael started doing GREAT in school. Honers and such. David started failing. Michael started archery and good creative things. David started drugs. And slowly, they went in opposite directions. >.< this song reminds me of them. Michael is gonna grow up and be successful. David is gonna go to jail.

  • Hey Flobots guess what? ican ride my bike with no handle bars!

  • thumbs up if you got a time machine and your listening to this song before it was created. Yea? problem?

  • thumbs up if your taking a shit in 2011

  • @jeff9951 i dont watch youtube videos and take shits at the same time

  • thumbs up if your listening to this in 2007.

  • i can sue you or ot like you i think ure an an an overpowered freak thats my job

  • thumbs up if ure listening this in 1999

  • holocaut r bad

  • it funny i can do all of those jk but i love this song

  • <3

    

  • RULE VII Thou shalt not listen to the rules said above

  • i can barley read the freaking lyrics cause this dude sings so fast!!!!

  • @smashy32 U should look up the singer twista he sings really fast i forgot what song is like really really fast but he sang this one song and the only thing i heard out of it was skittles.....i think i spelled skittles wrong.....damn spelling....

  • ok you say you can keep a rythem with no metronome try singing this without

    auto tune and the instruments ¬_¬ Dumbass Ans what was this recorded in? a shoe box?

  • "I can see your face on the telephone" This guy thinks he's cool cause he has an Ipod :I

  • i dont know what theyre talking about, i agree with thase rules/decrees

  • He sounds alot like Chuck Norris.

  • I can ride my unicycle with no.... oh wait -_-

  • You sir have just earned a sub

  • knt stayy away <3

  • Can Obama lead a nation with a microphone? :D The flobots can!

  • i cna ride it to without no handlebars

  • i can sing this song with no lyrics

    no lyrics

    no lyrics

  • We listened to this in Media Studies in my school. My teacher likes this song and he's pretty cool!! :) Anyways, this song has been stuck in my head all day! So yea. I love this song!! :) <3

  • lol i can ride me bike with no handle bars rely i can

  • This is why pride is the worst sin.

  • best parts 0:00 - 3:25

  • the best part began at 0:00

  • i agree but promoting peace if there promoting  peace than there would be no muder if you think about

  • Does anyone else find it wierd that this song is promoting peace, yet there is alot of debating in the comments?

  • (>")> <("<) <-----Kirby approves of this song

  • i can listen without ears its so good song cant stop lisening

  • :D

  • i know this song off-by heart, love it, the lyrics are strong

  • Love the song, but you know what I say, you can take your "Youtube degrees" and shove them up your arse.

  • @dimentiosbigfan lol Thanks man i posted that a long time ago and seen many people rip it off bad on other videos lol

  • @dimentiosbigfan ahmen

  • The song sounds like Cake mixed with Eminem. I like it

  • has anyone else noticed that all the "n's" are backwards?

  • @dragonteeth2442 Only in Soviet Russia XD

  • @dragonteeth2442 yes just realized it cuz u pointed it out ^_^

  • @dragonteeth2442 because.. its Russian

  • @dragonteeth2442 or are they

  • @dragonteeth2442 did you also realize that all the O's are backwards too? haha

  • love this song

  • Listening to this in 2011. <3

  • @MegaStonerClown listening to this in 2012. <3

  • i love the decrees, but ive always liked this song but when i sat down, listened to the lyrics for the first time, and figured out what its about, i was like "holy crap, dude thats deep shit"

  • anybody else figured out that tha N is backwards? lmao

  • Is it just me or does anybody else kind of find this song creepy at the end?

  • this is a awsome song i can almost remeber it

    remeber it

    remeber it

  • Yea, the no government line is pretty ridiculous.

  • 33 people ride their bikes with handlebars -_-

  • Next time get fonts thats easier to read..

  • Freedom and Power should be balanced

    

  • this song IS amazing

  • how the hell does flobots only have around 200,00 views they should have more thumbs up if u agree

  • ANARCHY

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  • @DanielHardmanGaming Shut the fuck up, you're ruining the song.

  • lol this song is sooo stupid but funny

  • not being a dick but does anyone notice all of the N`s are backwards

  • @joshsama13 yeah dick! haha jk

  • wtff is this ending o___0

  • Gentle and kind and affectionate...

    What a sweet little bird you were, Chavala...

  • Loooooooooooooooooooool so nice

  • I fucking love this song.

  • I love your little decree thing...! :D Funny!

  • Why do these lyrics only have 210,000 views? These are like the best lyrics

  • 32 people fell off their bikes wal riding with no handle bars

  • like this song!!!!

  • err whos sining this:D

  • for all the physics, engineering, or biochemical students: is it just me, or do you get a sense of adrenaline while doing hw to this song?

  • I think it is about the loss of innocence

  • i think this song is trying to tell us that there terrorists in the end of it i can end the world in a haulacoust WAT THE FwUCK and thats rly messed up i rlly think there warning us

  • its funny cuz it sounds like a bad parady of a song

  • Justin biebers so gay he humps monkeys. dislike the dislike bar! I disklike Justin bieber. chuck norris can ride his bike with no wheels. thou shalt not ride bike with no handlebars. I banish this band. i just broke all the decrees!

  • fuck the decree and justin bieber

  • what 209,983 views? its broken its only showing my views

  • This is the seaqual to White and nerdy

  • I. Justin Bieber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty.

    II. HA! 32 dislikes! LMAO BRO.

    III. Justin Bieber made 32 YouTube accounts and disliked this video.

    IV. I just ate a brownie.

    V. Decrees? What decrees? (;

    VI. OH. EM. GEE. Flobots, the band, sucks balls.

  • I like this song but I think Cake could do a better job if they ever cover it.

  • I love this Song!

  • haha. i like the annotation in the beginning

  • love this song!

  • its prussias theam song X3

  • PLEASE READ!

    It's not a good idea to go to Biebers video & click the dislike button cause every time we go to his video he gets payed a few cents cause his vid's sponsered. Instead we pick songs like this & get as many people as we can to watch so by the 9th of July all rock videos will be most viewed on youtube charts.This will get the younger audience to listen to good music & might have good rock bands form again.PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE! THUMBS UP!

  • best song ever..........................­......

  • 32 People can't ride their Bike with no Handle bars :O

  • Chuck Norris can ride his bike with no bike

  • this is my faverite sond its mazing!!!

  • VII Thou shalt not have to follow Decrees I - VI

  • i love this song. its probably one of the best songs ever. It makes me feel better when im in a crapy mood. i can't think of anyone who doesn't like it! it was on my phones MP3 for a while and i wasn't even told to turn it off, that just shows how awesome this song is

  • bullshit youtube decrees are bullshit

  • love this song

  • Interesting song. I'll be honest, first time I heard this was at work, and I only heard the intro. I totally thought it was some guy singing about riding a bike with no handlebars. Didn't hear the rest of it until I got home to look it up after getting it stuck in my head all day.

  • haha can i just say i love the "youtube decrees"! every video should fallow these rules!

  • Looks like 31 people can't ride their bike with no handlebars.

  • @ShadowStudios2010 Oh, that's not old

  • @kristinezlala I'd imagine your mum is though :P

  • I can ride my tricycle with no handlebars but i dont even know how to ride a bike JK

  • stupid haters

  • epic trumpet

    

  • I want this to play at my funeral.

  • CAUSE I CAN LEAD A NATION WITH A MICROPHONE WITH A MICROPHONE WITH A MICROPHONE who can ride a bike without handle bars?!!!!!!!! :/ anyone?.....no?

  • @nat2han if you are riding a uncycle...

  • lmfao , i find it funny how the song starts out with riding a bike with no handlebars, and taking apart a remote control, and ending with ending the world in a holocaust.

  • @caitlyn2maci you do know that a bike with handlebars are mostly like a unicycle just with an extra tire. there's been people out there that have rode without handlebars. LOL

  • I just sung this song while riding my bike with no hands. AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

  • its 6 halocausts not 5!!!

  • @TheEHSANBOB Because that matters.

  • Chuck norris can ride a bike without having a bike!

  • Great song dude.

  • Ive been looking for this song forever!Ever since a kd sung it a my 5th grade talent show i just had to hear it again.Flobots rocks!

  • this song taught me that you shouldn't let that guy ride a bike without handlebars

  • HE IS FUNNY CUZ ITS ALL SWEET LIKE I CAN RIDE MY BIKE WITH NO HANDLEBARS THEN ITS ALL I CAN GUIDE A MISSLE BY A SATELLITE!

    I LOVE THIS SONG THO!

  • nice song nd vid dude

  • 31 PEOPLE CAN'T RIDE A BIKE

  • @887finalfantasy ** without handlebars

  • nice song man i not kidding flobots are awesome the lyrics are so thought out tht it makes u wonder about things and it teaches u tht going insane is wth power is terrible but at the same time u dont want to go crazy over freedom