Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Part 1

[17splitsecond]

roses are red

lemons are sour

open your legs

and give me an hour ;)

[mrcorvettej]

yeah this guy really sucks, just stick to the porn you Asian dude!!

[MrSquirrelsTV]

the sky is so black with you around... stop me if im racist but is there a LARGE 'coulered' woman around

[traicachua96]

Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered, then i'll nail you ;)

[starfaery]

I like the french dude, thats so un-asian. lol

[Kurama7744]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THE ASIAN STYLE WITH MATHS!!!!

[OneFreedomForever]

..you forgot the "nice legs, when do they open?"

[oOBlueVoltageOo]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

@oOBlueVoltageOo

LOL

[TheSims3MusicVids]

"That's not polution, that's just YOU baby..."

[howtodothings100]

389 people divided by 0 just in case

[mefattylady]

XD

[lovelydes13]

Your name katrina? {no why?} because baby you rock me like a hurricane !

[TheJalebCones]

Man:do u know where i want to go tonight?

Girl:uhhhm no

Man:.....URANUS!!!!!duh

And they go to bed after that

[stitch99]

That thing about world peace probably isn't true. The last girl who was so unbelievably attractive that she affected world history launched a thousand ships.

[jwang604]

I can't believe YouTube sponsored someone who has nothing better to do than to reinforce the Asian stereotype.

[jwang604]

I can't believe Youtube sponsored a guy who reinforced the Asian Stereotype.

[antwon4u245]

heres one

if u and i were both squirrels i would hide my nuts in your hole

[ykurat]

hahahaha i like this dude

[ykurat]

joshua sucks

[ttran98]

This is the most stupidest dumbest video evr made and im not usually a hater to people until i saw,this video

[anikanburst1]

i have one am i a car cause ur driving me crazy



[PeanutButterAndZorg]

GET THE FUCK IN THE VAN!!

[kawasakie09]

Nice shoes wana fuck?

[bubbadog1716]

379 people tried one of these and got slapped

[bo0fhucknho0]

nice manbag

[MsMnm123]

u r soooooooooooooo retarded

[Pirat3Hunter99]

Pickup Lines:

1. you must be an electrician cuz your sparkin my interests

2. if you hold 11 roses and look in the mirror, you'll see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

3. your so beautiful i forgot my pickup line

4. are you a pokemon, cuz i wanna peek-a-chu

[Meanbean222]

Hey do you have a map because I'm lost in ur eyes

[8ightgeek]

what is he saying

[Ochaped]

@8ightgeek i can answer that for you. he's saying shit.

[dementedsam]

O my God ...Most girls think pick up lines are stupid,a waste of time, immiture an a turn off......But i think there sooo cute !!!! they are definatly a turn on for me !!!!if they can make me laugh its good!!! ;)

[c3musicluverc3]

@dementedsam hells to the yah!!!!!!

[Raidfreak]

Can end world peace was probably more proper in most situations. I still like the classic: Hey, wanna do some math? We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

[TheCallOfDutyHelp]

lol i got a good one u turn my soft ware into hard ware ;)

[Waitingpeaceful]

haha i'm french and my shitty accent is exactly like this.

[stankytit93]

LMFAO

[zumiez069]

get a life

[TheMrPooty]

"Nice shoes, ............ Wanna fuck?"

[DanceFiendStrapS]

@TheMrPooty pahaha that made my chuckle

[cursetogod]

fucking asian gay

[Demonlord275]

lol, i<3u? i ballsack you?

[ostrovjen]

I less than three you! hahaha

[overload546]

go to 2.01



[natedaman7]

Repetedly press 5 For Infinite Laughs, BTW try others numbers :P

[Fimbulveter]

lol

haters gonna hate

[TxTink28]

You seriously think anyone listens....or cares? Seriously....

[frosteefyre]

Fag

[leNUTZful]

THZ DUDE CRAZY!!!hahahahhaha

[FpsGamer43]

Guy : Dammm! girl are you a door?

Girl: No Why?

Guy: Cause if you were i would have sexual intercourse with you!

[TheWizzleEffect]

o this guy is the biggest fagget and he doesn't even know it thats how you know when peope shoud just kill tem selfs

[1451george]

lol nice one m8 bet the chicks love u

[1451george]

lol nice one m8

[alyssaxsteph]

..asians, cant live with em.......

[cedarsqueen]

u r a retarded magoeeee

[PinkSkiiTtLeZzYoanNa]

u look like Hiro but ur nose is bigger

[rjSolomon26]

nice :)

[RuhigSpinne]

Yeah you're not funny sorry

[khyem]

so bored

[am27313]

lol xD

[vdubmusicmonster]

hears a pick up line...

male: hey do you work on a chicken farm?

female:no.

male: well you sure know how to raise cocks

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

@vdubmusicmonster  OMG LOL!

[DontGiveMeUp10]

@vdubmusicmonster LOL! that's a great 1 :D

ill tell tht 2 my girlfriend.

[MKShaggy1985]

It started off badly, got worse in the middle, then went downhill from there.

[GotChocolateMiIk]

and ONE MORE THING, THE BEST PART IS 3:59

[GotChocolateMiIk]

But other than that 2079 of you guys are faggits, i got nothing to say now lmfao, its very clear

[GotChocolateMiIk]

i dont even noe how i ended up here, but I just ended up watching this whole video, and this guy is fucken stupid. His user-name itself is already disrespect to kids with learning disablility. And his pick up lines sounds stupid and he has problem,

[TheJetpackraptor]

@GotChocolateMiIk Why are you hateing? Atleast he has self confidence.

Doesn't matter how corny or stupid this is. =/ He's being himself, and he's confident and your comment probably doesn't even phase him.

That's what the ladies like and want. Also, I don't see anyone with down syndrome saying they don't have retardation. =/ Retarded is a real word just like any other, and it has a meaning. Get off your bible and moral high horse.

[GotChocolateMiIk]

@TheJetpackraptor First of all I don't read bible, secondly this guy make Asian people look retarded, Its bad enough that chinks around the world just crashing the shit out of everyone. And Lastly I don't need to use pick up lines I already got the looks and personality. All Im saying is this guy is a complete fucken loser, and I bet in real life hes even worst than a loser. His only friends are YOU and YOUTUBE Only, And hes one of those guys who would rape 12years old.

[TheJetpackraptor]

@GotChocolateMiIk LOL. Your so ignorant it's funny. Your gonna' have a really bad life. I don't even need to defend this guy. (I happened to stumble upon this stupid shit too, but you like it.) And I don't need to defend myself. I'm not gonna' flame you- You do a real good job at doing it for yourself. =D Rot in a pit. Peace.

[GotChocolateMiIk]

@TheJetpackraptor

My life is good, im richer than you i got girls i got cars i got houses i got money, i already noe that already and your part of the 2079 fags. In my world, i see people fuck around worst than this guy but you noe what. this is a fully grown man and he lives with his mom before trust me i noe, in real life hes a goof and his only friends are youtube. He needs to grow up period. If his boss sees this, i Recommend him to fire him out of his job. fucken dumbass

[TheJetpackraptor]

@GotChocolateMiIk Lol. Dude, are you an internet superhero? You can't say anything about me, or anyone that commented here because you DON'T know anything about us. Why should this guy get fired for having fun? Your employer would be appalled with your lack of acceptance of people. You think anyone cares if you have cars, girls, houses and money? We all know your just talking big anyway. You don't even know how to spell "Know". Look kid, it would help you in life to learn some humility. hahah.

[GotChocolateMiIk]

@TheJetpackraptor

yea im an internet super hero, trust me i respect every single person and including natives, i spend a quarter of my time saving kids who are mental, kids who needs food, animal shelter, food bank, fundraiser, I dont care if anyone cares if i got girls cars moms money blahbalh, First you said my life was gonna be bad i don't see it right now. Are you 10 years behind son? the word "NOE" is a faster term of saying know. Learn something man are you one of these stupid loser too?

[GotChocolateMiIk]

@GotChocolateMiIk

but again i saw your vids and yourself, you look like a fag, god man youtube people try so hard to fit in here cus they really dont have friends in real life.

[narred98]

@GotChocolateMiIk LOLYou Just Got Served! By Your Self!!!!

[GotChocolateMiIk]

@TheJetpackraptor I GUARANTEE YOU, Ur just like one of them if your here. If your gonna say why Im here? Because I have no ideal how i ended up here in the first place despite that you sent me a msg, SO im back to this fucken stupid faggit again. Im a hater dont giva a shit i would beat anyone like this guy anytime you heard me? even punch him over the internet. I Hate all the time, and i dont give a shit about it So do yourself a favor just stfu, easy as that,

[timthetollman]

"your spicey like hot scause" that ones great

[bugsy4173]

Thank you so much for the vid. i really enjoyed it. 재미있게 보고갑니다.

[Lunablades]

"i have an owie on my lips" ......you livin' up to the asian standards there buddy? I think you meant LIP. ya dumb

[carteret29]

funny i am goin to use one of them on my aunt

[HuntarOchoquatro84]

@carteret29 incest

[NiiKOY]

is it just me,, or this guy is really cute? LOL

[Lunablades]

@NiiKOY Um its JUST you, sweetie.

[MrTsquared88]

what the hell are you saying in this?? all i can hear is "you want fortune cookie?" "pork fried rice" "i have small penis"

[jdubb803]

if i had a soccer ball would you come kick it with me? lmao

[xabii22alonsoo]

i feel the need to tell you that you are exceptionally not funny.

[323emw]

Dude seriously slit your jugular and pull out your toungue through your throat

[laurierchick11]

what's the deal with the bag in the background? is that a purse or a satchel?

[BUTTERS5430]

@laurierchick11 its a eurepean shoulder bag :)

[CockGoblin8D]

I LESS THAN THREE YOU!

[woxbax]

it cant not be defined XD



[urbeautiful1698]

the only 1 that made sense rather than being stupid was i have an owie on my lip.

[beau3and46]

Thats amazing how he grew so many mustaches so fast! <3

[pcp7000]

We should make like gerbils, and have lots of sex.

[RemedyIn]

2:02 made me laugh out loud, the way he said it.

[SamoanPride27]

lol.... funny!! def-in-net-ly duh Nerddy guy!

[paokachu]

i subscribed...it is super cheesy - i  likey

[dinabonaproductions]

can end world peace

aha

[xabii22alonsoo]

this shit is so corny, why cant you talk normal

[DragonKid562]

HEY they may becheesy but they work XD,jk XD

[WMDxCLuTCH]

even impersonating a french person, you still sound undeniably asian xD

[shaniasbff]

These are awesome....Kinda scary but awesome

[JBC7017]

i less than three you

[carmellaaguanta04]

fuck! so corny

[bustednuts123]

this guy sucks

[MissBehavin727]

@bustednuts123 ...he looks like Long Duck Dong!!!

[iChugCoffee]

Do you have a mirror in your pants?

Cuz i can see myself in them

OR

You have nice legs, What time do they open?

OR

He's tryin to steal my penis, can i hide it in your vagina?

[mckoolet]

is he gay_

he has to be> haha

[CrAzySkittles98]

How about:

Are you a theif? Cause you just stole my heart.

Or

Did you just eat Lucky Charms? Cause you're looking magical.

[bartjuhh12]

lol ppl this guy IS retarded xD but he made my day

[superkimmy98]

some hobo said this to me once ''if i said 'u have a nice body' would u hold it against me?''

[TBCP08]

@superkimmy98 oldest one in the book my friend lol

[superkimmy98]

@TBCP08 i know! >~< my friend slapped anyways...

[TBCP08]

@superkimmy98 hahaha, poor hobo

[superkimmy98]

@TBCP08 nah he deserved it anyways

[TBCP08]

@superkimmy98 Well, they can do that to ya

[superkimmy98]

@TBCP08  >~<

[jesusmuscle]

I've seen alot of asian guys...and youy are super asian...almost stereotypicle

[Dogmatixas]

man this guy is awesome :D

[goffyco69]

i love his asian accent!!

[iSNiPEjust]

LOL

[luckyluke9225]

waste of time. don't quit your day job.

[kittenster]

ror

[wafflesbleeding]

2:01 - 2:14

EPIC FAILURE

[DW8807]

this video is super cheesy

[purespirit9]

Hi mango it's been awhile since i last saw a vid of yours....funny as usual...pay no attention to long faces who can't laugh...your not stupid it's humorous. Keep your vids coming for who those who can use it to lighten up their day with some laughs and a smile.

[shampidido12]

knock! knoCk!

UBE

UBE who???

UBE UBE+ybe beybe y baby beybe

(F4)

[MrMalcolmpoop]

gay

[TarahWin]

lol nice nice

[CelestiaMoon]

"I wish I was your derivative so I can be tangent in your life."

LOL. Only an asian would use a Calculus ref. as a pick-up line.

[julie07abigail09]

ur stupid

[thestinkycheeseman91]

not as cheesy as me...

[ponzitot]

DISGUSTING .!!

STUPiiiD.!!

GET OUTTA HERE!!

[animefangurl01]

LOL

[hmong43026]

hhahahahah..........bet u those pick up line work..lol....hahhahaha

[xHKxnavyseal]

dude u suck u should kill your self

[emmedog89]

lol

[itouch1010]

I Less than 3 heart u LMAO

[jacksonvelocity]

here is a nerd pickup line

girl ur sweeter than pi hahahahah

[SodapopxGumdrop]

Hey baby, I'm a star, wanna taste my Milky Way?

[drago1990]

dude where you Long Duck Dong in the movie 16 Candles?

[KaylaRose432]

fuck my life. number 2 and 3 are the reason why this guy shud burn

[kuudart]

lame fat chinese

[IamPEPSIKID14]

wen he is dressed up like asian gangsta part 2" he speaks like the retarted policeman haha

[youngingbrown]

mean are better

My dick died can i bury it in your ass

wanna play hand ball? Your hand my ball

the word of the day is legs lets go to your house and spread the word

[itszedith]

i think its funny lol

[ilovetodayy]

this is horrible

[lovemynuts07]

that's the joke......right?

[lalamccallum91]

LMAO FUCKIN KID!!

[digipotty37]

lmao hehe

[valery21popcron]

hahah lol! "u are like my sleeping pills, i cant sleep without u!"

hahahaha

[swiftchase]

LOL

The "Don't wear more makeup, you can't get more perfect than you already are," was actually somewhat nice.

[MindlessGlitch]

lol the nerd ones were hilarious.

[datingwomensex]

retardedmango, Keep up the video uploads.

[OhEmGeEiTzKeViN]

r u drunk lol?

[theedman3]

no offense really but i find asian people really not funny (my opinion)

[crizzyboo123]

wow no ofence but tht was sooooooooo not funny

[BurningPureLight]

This is Sooo Gay? Not even Funny? Btw i cant understand you

[911MrSuperman]

are you a giral or wat because that purse is realy boathering me homo bye******

[finster990]

U guys are kiddin me right?

[101nikigirl]

i dont even understand u :P

[JooshhWilliams]

this sucks compaired to people like Shane Dawson and Hughs News

[hijimi963]

And to all A* critiques , you assholes bugger-off this is a joke video numbnuts! You know this is a joke but noooo your itchy evil hands just wants to troll, SUBSCRIBED!

[UlrichRulez79]

no offense dude but are you british?

[hijimi963]

Nah im just someone who doesnt like to use heated words in a argument/comment and yes where i live we adapt the British way of speaking/writing :D

[carrotsnot95]

that could end very badly.. "getting slapped" lol but i might try that :D

[PianoplayerX007]

epic

[DemonTaki]

hahahhaha i <3 you XDD

[thelazygecko]

looks like Jackie chan

[xxMOMOxxCHANxx]

Hitting on girls is showing that you don't respect her. Really, we don't fall for shit like this. If you really want a girl, go up to her ask her on a movie/dinner date. Don't go to McDonald's. Pay for her ticket and the dinner. Pull back her chair when she sits. Bring flowers. TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE THE DATE!! Wear a little bit of colone, fix your hair. Be a gentleman. Good luck, Dudes!!!!!!!

[carrotsnot95]

not necesarrily its also quite funny and alot of times you jus get laughed at and most guys dont respect girls nowdays anyway... and you ALWAYS pay for whatever she wants and the shower before the date should be left unsaid otherwise they wouldnt have gotten a date anyway.... oh and woman go make me a samich haha

[xxMOMOxxCHANxx]

@carrotsnot95 Typical male. Immature. Lazy. Baka. How old are you? 13?

[carrotsnot95]

? damn i know someone thats gonna die alone girls like you suck the fun out of life

[hijimi963]

@ Japanese critique/Tsundere wannabe :O

Carrotsnot95 Thumbsareup!

[trev0rcRs]

wow someone ate a huge bowl of sexism this morning...

[xxMOMOxxCHANxx]

@trev0rcRs No not really. 90% of my friends happen to have a dick. I'm just a bitch to some males because they are totally idiotic. I have 4 brothers and 0 sisters. How am I sexist? Plus I'm not a lesbian, I'm straight, I like guys. Stick that in your crack pipe and smoke it, Ass Hole!

[trev0rcRs]

first, I never said anything about you being a lesbian, second, how does me calling you out on a (semi) sexist slur make me a crack head? and third you are sexist for your comment on the "Typical" male by calling us lazy and immature. thats very steriotypical and insulting to alot of people.

[xxMOMOxxCHANxx]

@trev0rcRs Good. It should insult alot of people. Some lesbians are very sexist. And BTW you know it's true that 71% of the male population is "typical". Besides why should I be considerte of males if no one is considerte of us emos? And also by calling you a crackhead is my way of saying your crazy. Learn to hold your tounge please, especially when the matter DOESN'T involve you.