Kramer Karate Sessions

[jurgenvanbergen]

i dont want to see you here here or hereeee



[BravoZeroOne1]

Those tiny little fists of fury!

[woussess]

HAHA PLEEASE PLEEASE

[RondoisMVP]

my legs, they were like noodles!

[GroverKent]

Everyone on this vid is commenting how weird-lookin Joey is, but I'll tell you who's one weird-lookin' kid... that weird-lookin' kid from The Middle (I think).

[yt82lic]

2:37 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOL

[goreds03]

kramer is insane lol

[iiocke]

Hai-ayayayayayayayay!!!!!

[caruso504]

Search for Spock?

[zetwhat]

- Kramer, what are you doing?

- I'm dominating!

XD

[warmachine021]

Kramer lives the way of the Cobra Kai: STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY!

[rockoqatsi]

The camerawork is apocalyptic!

[jimiele]

2:46 is sooo funny!

[soundgarden21]

"He's nine years ooooold! You dont need Karate you could just wring his neck!

[MsJK21]

Kramer was WINNING *years* before Charlie Sheen!

[gaymackay08]

2:19 .....over and over

[gaymackay08]

1:31



[xSiNiST3RxP0Vx]

Kramer means Chakra lmfaoooooooooo

[chickenskeleton]

1 hit knockout 2:38

[MrBuch169169]

What kind of fool thinks Search for Spock is the better picture?!

[jackylegs5]

my legs..... they were like noodles

[Blomsternisse]

KRAMER DOMINATES HIS DOJO!

[Killerbeemaster]

"i'm dominating" lol

[Minkki82]

"what are you doing?!"

"I'm dominating" xD

[balooko31]

The kid's name is Todd Bosley ... if you look him up on IMDB, you can see he's ironically been in some bad movies but a lot of good tv shows.

[skylur44]

Kid looks like a psychopath.

[NightRyder101]

thats one ugly ass kid

[torontario1]

LOL great episode

[Imontheinternet111]

That kid is in the skittles commercial where he has branches growing out of his body and he's growing skittles

[sheepbiter]

wtf theres a jackie chan poster i thought this was karate

[gromgrom777]

"I'm dominating"

[thetomahawkwarrior]

What season and episode is this from

[DeCampis]

The kid looks like a young Mr Burns...

[spardacvc]

2:34 - 3:36

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[pakattack69]

those tiny fists of fury.

[dgb751]

then Elane invented the Urban Sombrero! HAHA! THE BEST!

[jamesbrownie357]

2 peoples got their ass kick by a kid

[sonicfilms123]

click 3:24 "FUCK!"

[Shanethefilmmaker]

2:32 wasn't that guy in home improvement?

[ZachariahM1234]

zombies at end rip him off ladder and eat him alive.

[PlanetSeinfeld]

i loved this story Kramer learning Karate

[qwertyguy76]

MORTAL KOMBAT!

[cmmorty99]

Kramer... what are you doing? ah well ah Im dominating!

hahahahahahaha

[filmguy531]

Is that the discount pharmacy?

[igb4]

2:40 best part



[Alecal89]

"Kramer, you are fighting children!?"

[HigherPower2010]

Thanks for the juice box Ms Z LOL

[Jmw5283]

I love how Kramer slams the door in Elaine's face.

[mxc4takeshi]

..and those TINY fists of fury!

[vegetto14]

kramer trolled

[MrMcCoy87]

I'm dominating.

[jockejockeolsen]

haha 2:20 Epic!

[ghannik]

The video quality is amazing on this clip!

[PornStarJacqui]

Kramer's face in the car is priceless.

[MrWhitipino]

if you look on your left side of the dojo, there's a korean flag. Karate is...... okinawan

[gyromancy2]

@MrWhitipino

It could be Kyokushin Karate too, in which case it would indeed be Korean since Kyokushin Karate was invented by a Zainichi Korean named Choi Yeong-eui.

(but he was later forced to change his name to Mas Oyama.)

[MrCondor26]

LOLOLOLOLOL Kramer pwned them! LOL

[twelvgage1984]

lol @ 2:40 - 2:41!!!!

[Ukrainekiev95]

2:12 lol

[Ukrainekiev95]

Hahahahahahaha LOL "Were all at the same skill level!" LOL

[tevoyaextranar]

i cant get enough of this best episode ever

[sidekicknick4317]

its like children of the corn at the end

[ontariobuds]

I wish they had more scenes where Kramer tries to escape up the fire ladder

[GroverKent]

@ontariobuds There was another episode where he's cornered in the same alley by those two gay thugs for refusing to wear an AIDS ribbon on his lapel during the Curefor AIDS Walk.

[burzumm]

Thanks for the juice box Mrs T. funny as hell

[Wolfsbane909]

yeah the "katra" your fighting spirit, release the beast within, feed it some blood! Also u have 2 pick the battle-cry that suits u best.

"now we FINISH IT" LOL

[goreds03]

this was on last nite lol

[Joe22c]

So much gold:

- Kramer asking Elaine where her confidence is, and Jerry gesturing behind her back

- "You don't need Karate! You could just ring his neck!" LOL

- Kramer asking for ice-cream

- Kramer raping the kids (figuratively speaking) while the instructor looks on with approval.

- "That's where you got all that stupid Katra (sp?) stuff?" "No, that's from Star Trek 3"

- The kids pulling Kramer down the ladder

[JRR951]

@Joe22c Thanks I needed someone to point out the things that were funny

[wrath231]

"Myanmar"

"What is that, the discount pharmacy?"

ROFL

[illisanantexico]

Elaine is smokin in this one.

[KCShisho]

LOL! Kramer fighting those kids

[egdqv13234]

LMAO wer all at the same skill level Jerry xD

Jerry:'' Kramer your fighting children? you dont need karate you just ring his neck!''

[WebbGnome0]

The last part seems like those kids came from a cornfield.

[AGamer58]

i love kramer hes hilarious

[karmaloni]

kramer! what are you doing? well im dominating hahahahahahahaha

[JimmySteller]

4:01 Brilliant escape attempt.

Fun to see Kramer get his comeuppance once in a while.

[Lamporre]

@JimmySteller

Yes!

This was one of my favourite Kramer moments

[fromax87]

"You dufus" luv elaine

[LuxeXx]

Hey Elaine, you like doors slammed in your face? WHAM!!!

[Sviolinist]

CLASSIC STUFF!!

[grumpytosnowwhite]

"Search....For....*Spock*???" Elaine's delivery is just fantastic.

[aboled]

the ferocity.sorry

[aboled]

It's not the size of the opponent Elaine...Its their ferocity:-) hehe

[flokk]

2:15 - rofl! God I love this show!

[collingwoodrules]

wat season and wat episode is this?

[snuhr]

Season 8, Episode 1: The Foundation

[Hawke90]

"...So your mom is meeting us in the alley?"

LMFAO I love kramer.

[Kitegurl12]

2.41 ROFL

[careyting123]

oh wow now we know he he got to be class champ lol

[doanjoey]

I don't think that's Karate, or any martial arts...then again, some moves seem legitimate

[careyting123]

ahahahahha they lead him down the alley and trap him classic

[klwewf]

Kramer - "Now, get outta here"

Elaine - "Okay"

Kramer / Door - "SLAM" LOL

That was brilliant. And, 'Elaine' sounded super cute when she said okay.

[JZ2001JC]

Anyone notice the scene transition music at 3:34? Its my favorite scene transition music in Seinfeld. Its inspiring.

[Playster3]

KRAMER RULES!!!!!!!!!He´s absolutely THE GREATEST sitcom character of all time!!!Everything he does or says...just priceless!!!

[Kawlinz]

love the scene @ 3:36

[livetoendure]

"You could just ring his neck!" ROFL

[Mad222Max]

oh...kramer,,,he is just to much

LOL

[SPIDER]

Im dominating!

[drshields1988]

wow thats an ugly kid

[skylur44]

@drshields1988 Yes, but he's really funny.

[TheSkylur44]

@drshields1988 He really is, looks like a boil, but he's funny.

[liveleakman]

that kid seemed weird looking in the beginning

[snuhr]

looks like some retard to me O_o

[SaskueSucks]

@snuhr In one of the bloopers, the kid messed up his line. You couldn't even tell what he was saying. 

[RPJoey]

@liveleakman - That kid was the nerdy lookin' child in Little Giants.

[FirefighterSchuetz]

@RPJoey I also think that he was in that movie where Robbin Williams is a child, but has a growing disorder.

[RPJoey]

@FirefighterSchuetz Yeah that movie, Jack! He was definitely in it.

[Techfuse13]

@liveleakman It's the same kid in the movie Jack.

[skylur44]

@liveleakman Yes, he did, but oh he was funny! Love his bit!

[coolalvin2]

Master of the Dojo!

[mseales]

I love that Kramer found nothing suspicious about meeting that kid's mom in a murky, dark alleyway.

[80KungFu]

Kramer is the real star of this show! He is always funny in a more "natural" kind of way. The other guys just try to hard.

[ThermodynamicMiracle]

I don't know how Michael Richards makes all of those sound effects. I try to quote him and then I just sound like an idiot, hahah.

"PLEASE! PLEAAAAASE!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!"

[GirlFreak90]

And the way Kramer nods his head from side to side while drinking the juice is just priceless.

"Pleeeease...... PLEEEEASSSEE!"

"Alright..."

"Yeeeeaaahh!!"

[quincee33]

That kid with the glasses is one goofy lookin kid.

[MilitaryMan68564]

2:40 Hiuyo! LOL.

[HellsAngels2001]

karate?

K-a-r-a-t-e..

[IrZeCareBear]

lol, the guy from scrubs :p

[tubage07]

"Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. E."

[collingwoodrules]

its funny @ 2:34 how that kid is shitting his pants

[secretagentsophie]

LOL 2:40

[GirlFreak90]

Cant...stop....pressing.... 2:32

[kogaxinuyasha]

does he mean "chacra"

[snuhr]

he means "katra", do wikipedia search

(YT sux with comments 3x)

[Cotoredondo]

"We're all at the same skill level, Jerry."

[chrismcallister2006]

NOW WE FINISH IT!

[klaurencin]

LMFAO!!! 3:30 SECONDS!!!

[TheGoonsies]

ROFL....."we're IN the same class."

[Keenen420]

'what is that the discount pharmacy?'

[TangomanX2008]

why would someone run off to Burma? Thats almost as bad as running off to North Korea.

[Keenen420]

it is peterman lol

[drewster85]

you know its currently Myanmar

[SeanConnery9000]

They're actually both equally bad. Mexico & China don't even come close

[TangomanX2008]

WOW, you must not know anything about China or Mexico.

[SeanConnery9000]

You must not know anything about Burma or Korea.

I've been to History class & a world tour of all four countries & I'm telling you that while all of them have God-awful living conditions, that North Korea treats it's people like shit & Burma is a tad worst then China & honestly you don't want to even go anywhere there without a gun.

China doesn't want it's people to run away from it & keep all of them boxed up inside but sooner or later there will be a revolt led by the people most likely

[TangomanX2008]

so what if they have problems there. you made a very bold and ridiculous claim. Of course China has its problems. But people want to leave N. Korea to get to China. In spite of their problems China and Mexico have had economic success. To claim that they "are equally bad" takes a lot of ignorance. You were rippied off in your History Class and your "World Tour".

[OlderG0ds]

Why are you guys arguing about China Mexico Burma Korea on a Seinfeld video???

Anyway this clip is just hilarious. Thanks for posting.

[TangomanX2008]

actually it was my bad. I misread his post. the thing about this post that gets political is that some guy would just go off to Burma. It just doesn't work that way, its not like going off to a weekend in hawaii.

[TangomanX2008]

actually, my apologies, looks like I misread your post.

[SeanConnery9000]

No offense taken.

My apology for just headbutting myself right into this conversation

[cartoongirlsloveme]

Kramer now you get out there! Eliane:Ok! (slams the door on her) Kramer:That kid's gonna be alright! Jerry:No she's not!

[davidp899]

Please! PLEASE!

Oh alright

YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[supermanretired]

"he almost beat me" hahahahahahaha

[akornphoto]

Coffee spray @ 3:11

[collingwoodrules]

its funny when kramer bashes up all the little kids

[kickittome70]

"I'm dominating"

[crs7986]

haha now get out of here!

[jrv2damac]

OK :-D

[jrv2damac]

"Well, no. That was from Star Trek III."

[broXc]

my legs.. they were like noodles.

[JohnCM21]

tHE BEST SHOW EVER

[smartamateur]

Love how all the kids pull Kramer down as he tries to climb away on the ladder...LoL!

[Eagle3396]

What's the name of the kid in the glasses? I know he has been in a number of movies.

[moolikeacow2]

I think his name is Todd Bosley.

[eurazntrash]

Exactly like when he gets cornered during the AIDS walk! LOL

[smartamateur]

Jerry: Kramer, you're fighting children?!

Kramer: We're all at the same skill level, Jerry.

Jerry: He's nine years old!! You don't need karate, you could just wring his neck!!

[Georgenyc2010]

@smartamateur yes ring his neck. He he he. I miss this epsidoe

[Miike92]

@smartamateur way to just write exactly what the dialog said

[HellsAngels2001]

what is that a discount pharmacy?XD

[supermanretired]

search for spock?! LOL!

[SykoSaint]

2:39 funniest part

[nicky2coats]

a ten year old red belt in my tae kwon do class when i was in high school consistently ruined my shit

[snuhr]

lol

that has to suck

[Matt0496]

nah if u kno seinfeld they love comics superman and definately star trek the search for spock comments are the best part

[rickym501]

kool

[1337elitegamer1337]

lmfao